[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

"How about Shelley?"

When the third generation was eating instant noodles alone at night, he happened to meet Danzo, so he chatted with Danzo in this way.The leader of Anbu felt as if he had eaten a fly when he heard this sentence, with a disgusted look on his face.

"Hmm... If it doesn't work, let her come out?" Third Generation said, "King just told me that he is still worried about Shelley..."

"boom!"

"..." Sandaimu took a mouthful of noodles and chewed.

"Are you agreeing or disagreeing?"

The third generation guessed the thoughts of his good classmate there, and Shelley received a bunch of packages at home-those things were bought by someone who saw them in the capital and thought they were fun. Shelley took the packages and sat down. When I was unpacking it on the ground, I always felt that the kid who came to deliver the things smiled too obsequiously.

"Probably coming back this time is an opportunity given to him by Mr. Jing." Da Shemaru said, "It seems to be coming back to see his girlfriend."

"He's very virtuous."

Shelley tore open the wrapping paper with bare hands: "...what the hell is this?"

"Ah, it seems to be dried plums." Orochimaru moved his nose: "The sour kind. That person is also an Uchiha."

"So... how do you know?"

"Because this person gave Teacher Jing's recent practice experience to Teacher Sarutobi, and I was by my side at that time." Orochimaru glanced at Shelley: "The princesses in the capital seem to like Teacher Jing very much."

"Isn't that normal?" Shelley raised his head: "Your teacher Jing is so good-looking and friendly, and Danzang was beaten back by the daimyo every minute because of his attitude."

"..." Orochimaru choked, feeling that he hadn't achieved the desired effect: "Aren't Shelley worried?"

"What are you worried about? I'm not worried." Shelley said, "No princess is prettier than me."

"..."

Shelley's confidence had reached the third generation, but Konoha's newest leader couldn't do much about the guy's thick skin.At the latest tea party, Sandaime asked Shelley about his work experience in Anbe while eating melon seeds.

"It's okay, no big problem." Shelley took a sip of tea: "Can I change to another leader?"

"The regiment is already considered a good leader. Among all the Anbu, his team members have the highest chance of returning."

The third generation's eyelids twitched: "Yes, that...do you have any unpleasantness with him?"

"He kicked me into the water last time and I nearly drowned."

Third Generation: "...What?! Why?!"

"Because I said he was a scumbag who molested women."

"=口=?! What did he do?!"

"Tear off my clothes, from here," Shelley gestured, and specifically clicked on the piece on his chest: "Here."

"..."

The third generation looked panicked: "No, can't you? Does anyone else know about this matter?"

"Well, yes." Shelley held his chin: "That fish in Urenin Village... ah, Hanzo. When Danzo pulled my clothes, he was right next to him."

The third generation felt that he had lost his language function, and he didn't know how to wipe the melon seed shell on his lips.He calmed down for a moment, then asked again: "Have you told Jing about this matter?"

"No, I just said it when you asked." Shelley saw that Sarutobi didn't respond, and stole another handful of melon seeds from him: "You... want me to tell him?"

"There is no such thing at all, don't let him know for the time being." The third generation was in a cold sweat: "Speaking of which, it seems that Kagami asked someone to bring a lot of things this time?"

"Well, I brought a lot of them, and they are the ones that young ladies like to play with." Shelley took out one with her, "I said this is the rouge that I didn't have time to give to me last time, and it tastes good, but I don't like the color. Whether Lake Biwa wants it or not, she uses this to show off."

"Ah...then give it to me first, I'll transfer it for you..."

"ape--"

Just at this moment, the person who shouldn't have appeared appeared.

Danzo is still in Ninja uniform all over his body, as if he is going to go out to fight in the next second.Holding a scroll in his hand, he pushed the door open and walked towards Sarutobi as if he was in a hurry.

However, when he saw who was sitting on the desk with a baggy bathrobe and a chatty look, he paused and frowned.

I should say something.

The third generation felt that it was too embarrassing, and he needed to do something to ease the situation in front of him.Shelley ate melon seeds carelessly, and she didn't have the consciousness to quit the office voluntarily and let the leaders talk first.

"that……"

"Forget it, I'll come back later."

Danzo turned around and left, leaving behind these words, and fled at the same speed as fleeing for his life.

"You see, every time I see this guy, I have this attitude." The silver-haired girl rolled her eyes: "If I don't change the leader, I have no enthusiasm for work at all."

No, no, didn't you see that the base of his neck was turning red just now...

ah quq

Third generation buried his face in the palm of his hand.

Mirror, come back quickly, come back quickly.

Shelley and Orochimaru each took one umeboshi a day, and when the umeboshi was finished, Kagami went back to the village.He didn't inform anyone before he came back. He planned to surprise Shelley, but when he opened the door, only Orochimaru was rubbing his eyes and yawning.

"...Is Shelley on a mission?"

Jing Fengchen looked disappointed: "How long will the mission take?"

"...no mission."

Orochimaru yawned again: "The reason why Shelley, who usually sleeps until 12 o'clock and never sleeps until 11:59, wakes up early is that she is learning to swim."

"Eh?" Jing put the luggage away and poured a glass of water to drink: "Didn't she be beaten to death not to touch the water?"

"It seems to be Mr. Shimura." Orochimaru took a look in the mirror: "The teacher said that as Anbu, he can't even swim, and if he spreads the word, he will be ridiculed."

Mirror felt something was wrong, but he also felt that what Danzo said was not without problems - being able to adapt to various environments is the most basic ability of Anbu, if you are afraid of water...

"Where is it? Who taught her? Xiaochun?"

Mirror washed his face and went out in the direction that Orochimaru pointed, without hearing the last two answers of Orochimaru.

"...not Teacher Xiaochun."

"I told you to hold your breath."

"No."

Shelley was grabbing the edge of the moat with mud in one hand, but he was determined not to put his head in the water - Sarutobi would come over to check on the progress two days ago, and after discovering that Shelley was really frozen in water There is no way.He originally wanted to persuade Danzo to forget about swimming, but Danzo's face was full of icy scum, and Shelley seemed to agree with him, soaking in the water every day at most, nothing else quit.

Sarutobi just said "really my two ancestors" and ignored it. Lake Biwa would fish Shelley out for lunch at noon every day, and the two of them would continue to stare like this at other times.

Looking at this scene from afar, I never expected it.The honest young man took three steps in parallel, and lifted his sweetheart out of the water.

"I said Danzo, soaking in the water all day, isn't it—"

Uchiha's words got stuck in his throat, because the person in his arms hugged his neck aggrievedly, and rubbed his face with his face.

Is it her face that is too cold, or his face is too hot.

This sentence flashed in Jing's mind, and then the whole person "plopped" down the river.

Danzo breathed a sigh of relief, turned and left.

"unacceptable."

Kagami came directly to the third generation for an interview: "I have achieved this level, and now I have nothing to say to Danzo."

In fact, it's just forcing his subordinates to learn to swim, and it's not as good as you said.

Sandaime really wanted to say that, but he could only say a few words in front of the mirror.

"Knowing water is indeed Danzo's kindness..."

"I'll believe what ordinary people say. If you think so, don't you take my brain too seriously?" Jing was so angry that he couldn't speak properly, and he was already showing signs of slapping people: " I said Sarutobi, if he doesn't want Shelley, he just said it, there's no need to torment her like this all the time before she leaves, right?"

"Hey, Danzo also has his suffering... huh? Leave on his own initiative?" Third Generation was a little confused: "...Danzo?"

Why didn't he see it?

"Isn't that the case with those who quit before?" Jing felt angry and took a deep breath for a moment: "Forget it, I'd better go back and have a look, Shelley has a bit of a cold."

"Yeah, you go." The third generation nodded like a slapstick: "Lake Biwa and I will go see her in a while~"

"Don't come, she can't sleep because of the noise."

"..."

Third generation supported his head, feeling that his chest was very tight.After a while, he called: "Call me Yamato."

Shelley lay at home for two days, and Kagami basically took care of her at home for two days, interspersed with Orochimaru's odd jobs and the visit of Hatake Mosaku's children-it is said that he has graduated now, has taken the rank of ninja, and wears a forehead Show off proudly.

"I just did a D-level mission yesterday." He sat beside Shelley's bed: "It's amazing!"

"Digging wild vegetables is indeed a very powerful task."

Orochimaru vomited nonchalantly, making the little boy blush a little.But he quickly fought back, because Orochimaru was a D-level mission guy like him.

"What do you dig wild vegetables for?"

Shelley stood up and looked at Hatake's little white hair, then reached out to rub it: "Have you dried it and stored it?"

"Yeah, yes." Little Hatake's starry eyes were shining, and he was about to pounce on Shelley's chest: "Teacher is so amazing!"

Orochimaru pulled him back.

"As expected of Jiraiya's good junior."

"Senior Jiraiya is very good! 'A man who doesn't like Oppai is not a real man!' There is nothing wrong with this sentence!"

With a twitch in the temple, Shelley pointed to the window.

"throw it out."

Orochimaru ordered, and threw the little bastard who was a head shorter than himself out of the window, without any hesitation that this was the third floor.But that's okay, if it was Hatake, it would have been attached to the bottom of the foot with chakra, and ran up a few steps by stepping on the wall.

Knock on the window twice, and Shelley will still let Orochimaru let him in.

Kid Hatake is well versed in the psychology of the silver-haired teacher, and he thought that he would use the beef jerky in his pocket to bribe him—this was made by his parents, and Shelley liked it quite a bit, so he confiscated a lot by punishing him before.

woman.

Kid Hatake sighed old-fashionedly, and patted the window: "Shelley~big beauty~Shelley~"

But after a while, no one came to open the window.

"?"

The child rolled his eyes and drew a circle on the window with his hand.A hole was soundlessly opened in the glass, and Hatake reached in, opened the window, and jumped into the room.

But there was no one in the room.

"...Did I enter the wrong room?"

He looked at the layout of the room again and thought it was right, so he took a bite of beef jerky.

"What about people?"

He thought for a while, and suddenly remembered something, and disappeared into the room in an instant.

"Mr. Jing, it's not good! Shelley is going to the hospital!"