[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

Sarutobi encountered the biggest crisis in his life after the death of the two teachers.

"Now that children are wild, it's not easy to lead a team..."

Sarutobi was sitting in the ramen shop, drunkenly tugging on the sleeve of the ramen shop owner, and complained to him: "I haven't reached the point where I'm crushed by strength, but I'm starting to pursue beauty. Why are children so superficial..."

"I said, Master Jing is about the same as you in terms of strength. Of course, choose the better-looking one."

The owner of the ramen shop watched the love and hatred of this group of children all the time, and said to Sarutobi, the Hokage who had eaten ramen since he was a snack, and said: "Are you still better than him in the name of Hokage? But Kagami It's Uchiha."

"... tut"

Sarutobi raised his head: "Boss, you too!"

"I'm telling the truth."

The boss continued: "Let me tell you, do you have something in your heart that you want to talk to Dashemaru? Just drawing circles here by yourself can't solve any problems, and it's also ugly. A man, you have to stand up!"

Sarutobi thought for a while: "That's right! The bar is frontal!"

"What's the front of the bar?"

Shelley opened the curtain and walked in, followed by a big snake pill: "Oshemaru, your business."

The little boy frowned: "Hey, Teacher Sarutobi, go out and talk about something."

Teacher Sarutobi's eyes were a little red, and he subconsciously looked at the boss.

The boss gave him a thumbs up.

"So they just went out?"

When Jing arrived with a bunch of things, Shelley had already happily ate ramen—there were several large pieces of meat in her bowl, and Jing had never eaten such a luxurious version since she was a child.

Money can't buy it.

"……eccentric."

Jing complained, sat next to Shelley, and asked about Orochimaru.It wasn't much of a surprise to learn that the young boy was taking his teacher out to have a heart-to-heart talk, but he felt it was wrong that Shelley didn't stop him.

"Didn't you tell Orochimaru to eat well?"

He asked for the same one: "It's a little surprising that Orochimaru would also talk to Sarutobi."

"It's all about talking."

Shelley picked up the bowl: "You can take a piece, I can't eat that much."

As a result, this sentence made Uchiha mirror happy until the next week.

Shelley didn't know how Orochimaru and Sarutobi talked, but Sarutobi, the third generation, was obviously cheered up, and his dedication to Orochimaru reached a new height-many tasks and meetings that should have been completed by him, Orochimaru is also often accompanied by the side.Due to Tsunade's special status, the little princess will often accompany her, but...

Zilai was obviously left out in the cold.

"Sarutobi, you are a bit too much."

Although Zhuanzhu Xiaochun didn't like Jiraiya's personality very much, she also felt that this obvious behavior was inappropriate.Jiraiya has now started to follow Uchiha every day, and wants to learn cool tricks.

"That guy... To be honest, I didn't mean to be biased, but Ziraiya, if you can't control yourself on a very solemn occasion, everyone will have a headache."

The third generation had a bit of a headache: "In comparison, isn't Orochimaru and Tsunade's performance very appropriate?"

"Then you also have to consider the harm this behavior will do to Jiraiya."

Turning to sleep and sighing: "You, you can't always let Jing help you solve your troubles and worries?"

The third generation choked, thought about it, put down work, and ran to the school to watch Jing's practical class - he promised to lend Jilai to Jing to help maintain order, and now he also wants to see if Jilai is really growing up.

However, when he sneaked behind a tree, Jilai was also talking to everyone.

and a little white hair.

It seems to be Sakumo Ko, the genius of the Hatake family.

What made him even more different was that the silver-haired girl was wearing a ninja costume, with shoulders hunched over her shoulders, and a sinister smile.

A look of sharpening a knife to a pig and a sheep.

"Fighting, right?"

She took a step forward, and the two children who were punished to stand immediately trembled.As she approached step by step, the two trembled more and more like chaff.

Uchiha mirror and other children are sitting together, watching with great interest.

???

Sandaime had a question mark on his face, and then saw Shelley raise his chin.

"I don't care why you fight, but since you fight, you have to accept the punishment."

The backs of the two children looked like they were about to cry.

"Miss Shelley, I was wrong tut" Hatake Sakumo jumped over and hugged her thigh: "I was wrong uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuqqqaq I don't want to be qaq'"

Jilai also raised his head stubbornly: "I'm Sarutobi's apprentice, why should Shelley hit me!"

"If you hit you, hit you and talk so much nonsense."

Shelley plucked Shuo Mao from his lap.

"You ninjas are the sharp weapons of the country. The direction of the peak is the direction of the enemy. Well, you all know this." Shelley threw Shuomo back: "However, no ninja can walk alone forever. You are all future generations. Partners who cooperated with each other, ended up fighting over a trivial matter in the last class? With this level of cooperation, you still want to do tasks? What are you dreaming of?"

She was very rude: "According to what was agreed in advance, those who fight must be spanked. This is not negotiable. Zilaiye, you are a senior, you take off your pants first."

"don't want!!!"

Ji Lai also clutched his butt and asked for help: "Teacher Jing!"

Uchiha spread out his hands, expressing helplessness, while Shelley immediately reached out to grab it.

Jiraiya made a "bang" and replaced himself with wood.The red-eyed girl had one eyelid, and a pair of muddy hands suddenly grew out of the ground dozens of meters away, grabbing Zi Laiya who was screaming.

"Fight with me, heh."

Shelley snorted, and turned to Shuo Mao: "Go, take off his pants, and hit him hard 20 times first."

Sakumo's face turned pale, he didn't dare to move when he saw Uchiha mirror.

Jing applauded thoughtfully, encouraging him to go.

Hey what are you all doing!

The third generation was screaming in his heart, watching the kid from Hatake's family take off his apprentice's pants, and then hit his white and tender buttocks a few times.

"This is to punish him for escaping, and the next thing is the main event." Shelley continued, holding his shoulders, "Suo Mao, keep fighting."

"...Well, Lord Shelley, hit me."

The child lowered his head: "I am also at fault."

"can."

Shelley snapped his fingers, and Shuo Mao was also hung up.The foolish Jilai was also thrown on the ground, and he quickly pulled up his pants.

"It's your turn." Shelley said, "You hit him as often as he hit you just now."

Jilai also sniffed and rushed over.But halfway, she stopped.

"...I was beaten just now because I ran away. I was beaten because of a fight. There is no such thing at all."

Zilai also raised his head.

"Suo Mao didn't hit me, so I...wouldn't hit him."

The children onlookers were chattering, and they all looked at Jiraiya differently.

"Senior is so cool!"

A child shouted.

Zilai is equally beautiful until next week.

However, Shelley and Jing were taken to the office because of the three generations of onlookers, and they were transferred to bed and gave a harsh speech.The silver-haired girl hid behind Uchiha, completely indifferent to what the other said, and lowered her head to pull the barb next to her nail.

"To be honest, don't treat him like this even if you are disobedient." Third Generation said heartbroken: "He is actually a good boy at heart! Next time, don't take off his pants!"

"Zi Lai was a good boy."

Shelley leaned on Uchiha: "Don't move."

Uchiha hummed.

"Although he has a carefree personality and is not very good at ninjutsu, and even occasionally gets burned by Sakumo Hatake's fire, but this guy has a straightforward personality and loyalty. He often takes the younger generation to find fun things to protect their safety. , when he encountered problems, he was the first to take the punishment. Although he often fights, his relationship with the juniors is much better than with his classmates."

Sarutobi: "...Huh?"

"But he really likes to peek at the girls. Uchiha and I really can't get it back." She poked Uchiha: "From this point of view, it is true that he is his own disciple, right?"

Uchiha smiled and nodded: "Yes, just now I was talking in class that I would write a world-famous book, and I would also give me a full set."

"You didn't send me this traitor!"

The third generation patted the table, and then realized that his eyes were wrong: "Well... I was joking."

Believe you are a ghost.

Everyone thinks so.

"But why did Shelley go to school with Jing all of a sudden?"

The third generation tried to change the subject: "You didn't go when I asked you to go last time."

"You often call Orochimaru away. I'm so busy at home, I have nothing to do so I go find something."

Shelley yawned: "Anyway, teaching the children is easy and not tiring. It can also relieve my frustration that Orochimaru is not at home. I can also beat them up for fun. It's not for nothing."

Jing: "Don't say that, Shelley."

Third Generation: "...Wait, why don't I know!"

"You went to the meeting that day, and Mito agreed." Shelley said, "He never hit me."

"Who can react to being dragged directly to the depths of the earth!"

Xiaochun couldn't help but roared too, the sound made Sandaimu's ears hurt.He looked at the classmate with the veins on his head in a little horror, and stretched out his hand to comfort him.

"Well, don't be angry, Xiaochun."

Turning to bed Xiaochun gave him a blank look, and left angrily.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Mito recently."

The third generation scratched his head: "Where did he go?"

Jing didn't answer, and ran away with Shelley.

"Did I act a bit ruthlessly then?"

While eating ramen, Shelley recalled the scene when Mito asked to "test his strength". One couldn't hold back and almost buried him in the ground and couldn't dig him out.

"He asked for it on his own initiative, and it has nothing to do with you." Uchiha mirror stretched out his hand and pinned Shelley's hair behind his ear: "Slow down, be careful of burning."

"Hungry." The Shelley girl pitifully glanced at Uchiha's bowl: "That...do you not eat shrimp?"

"..."

Uchiha was a little helpless, and moved the bowl over: "Take it, take it."

The boss watched the silver-haired girl finish the noodles in the bowl, bowed her head and began to drink the soup contentedly.He looked at the young man's unknowingly satisfied smile again, and looked up at the light bulb.

Damn, selling ramen these days is also stuffed with dog food.