[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

These people are annoying.

Shelley took Orochimaru and wiped her mouth after eating a meal of ramen. When she was about to ask how much it was, the little owner of the noodle shop resolutely refused her to pay the bill.After the boss waved his arms to ask her to come again, and then turned around and detained Hokage and Uchiha to let them pay for himself, Shelley took Orochimaru and went home happily.

"The soy sauce ramen is not bad, but it's a bit salty." She rubbed her chin: "The char siew tastes good too."

Orochimaru looked at Shelley, lowered his head and recalled how she ate just now.

Hold the bowl, take a small mouthful, and chew slowly.The hand holding the chopsticks picked up the meat and granulation slowly, and the appearance of putting it in the mouth was extremely elegant.After eating the whole bowl of noodles, Shelley didn't make a sound at all.

In contrast, Mr. Sarutobi ate very loudly.

The little boy Dashewan began to dislike the way the teacher eats, regardless of the kindness of the teacher who gave him a small meal.As soon as the check was done, Thirdaime, who could no longer see the students, sneezed and sighed.

"I said, did you find anything, Kagami." He looked at Uchiha: "Do you really think she is a snake fairy?"

"It's not far away from ten." Uchiha looked at the sky: "Didn't you notice that Wan Snake didn't dare to move when he saw her just now."

"Oh...then what do you want?"

"I want to sign a soul contract with her."

"Pfft!" The third generation who was drinking water sprayed his face: "Are you crazy? You don't even know if the legendary ninjutsu is true or not."

"Don't psychic immortals also exist in legends?" Uchiha mirror was very disgusted, took out a handkerchief and wiped his face: "I said Sarutobi, you should change your habit of spraying water, and spray it on me next time." I will beat you."

Shelley doesn't know what a psychic is, let alone what a soul contract is. She only knows that Uchiha has been sticking to him shamelessly since he summoned ten thousand snakes that day.Every time Orotobi trains with her within 10 minutes, this guy will definitely show up, under the guise of guiding Orotobi to get close, and Sarutobi is occasionally too busy to stagger the time, he will replace Sarutobi and lead them out of class Task.

Tsunade doesn't care, everyone is the same to her, they are all teachers taught by her grandfather.But Zirai is also different, he likes Uchiha mirror very much, Shelley thinks it is probably inseparable from Uchiha's good temper.

Unlike Sarutobi who had a headache at Jiraiya's crane tail, Uchiha really treats these three people equally, and there is nothing wrong with his attitude.Every time Jiraiya asks this question, Uchiha will answer patiently, explaining some technical questions in simple terms, even Jiraiya's elm head can understand immediately.

Shelley has always been in the form of a snake, nestled in Orochimaru's pocket, and only sticks out his head when it is ventilated.Now they are on their way home from an escort mission, and the four are resting in a forest.

"It's a bit strange to say, there are usually a lot of snakes in this forest, but this time I haven't encountered them once." Uchiha said to Tsunade: "Last time I saw a very beautiful non-poisonous snake, emerald green, so cute."

Tsunade doesn't like snakes very much, but he was a little tempted when he heard that they were cute, so he pestered Uchiha to help her find them.

"Usually it's on the branches, but this time I went back and forth all the way..."

"Ah, I see!" Tsunade pointed to the branch behind him: "Green, red eyes, so cute!"

Uchiha turned his head and saw that kind of snake. He wanted to reach out to catch it and show it to Tsunade, but he was hanging upside down by himself, and hissed twice with his tongue out.Tsunade took a closer look, tentatively reached out to touch it, and the green snake bent twice, climbed to the ground, and swam to the side of Orochimaru.

"Shelley, I'm looking for you."

Orochimaru had seen enough of such scenes when they were acting separately in the past two days, and poked his pocket: "Come out and say hello to him."

'Oh. '

Shelley stretched out the tip of her tail and shook it: "It's good to go, dear." '

The green snake as thick as a finger crawled on the ground, and it took a few minutes before it stood up and walked back.Uchiha took all of this into his eyes, and he had a firm belief in his heart.

【Ding! 】

Now Shelley is terrified when she hears the prompt from the system. She doesn't know what kind of weird task these Konoha shakers have completed inadvertently.

[Congratulations for completing Miss Tsunade's 'Queen of Snakes' mission, and Uchiha Kagami's mission of 'Worshiping Snakes', with a total score of 50.]

Shelley poked his head out, took a deep breath, and went back again.

Oh.

When Shelley felt very troublesome, Uchiha strengthened what he believed to be the truth little by little.He carefully explained to the third generation what he believed, and gave a very high evaluation of the combat effectiveness of this extra snake.

"To be honest, I really didn't realize it." He touched his face, still feeling a little pain: "It's too fast. If it can be used as a combat force, it will definitely be beneficial."

"I think she can make the enemy vomit blood to death if something happens." The third generation put his face on his face: "For example, scold them or something."

Sarutobi and Uchiha looked at each other and smiled.They discussed something, and after discussing something with Resurrection Koharu and Mito Menyan, Sarutobi made a request to Shelley alone that wasn't really a request.

It was not easy to find Shelley alone, because Orochimaru almost kept her with her except for going to the toilet.And because Shelley is light and small, it is not a problem to carry it with you when doing tasks.Sarutobi thought about it a few times, and finally found a gap one day, when Yu Dashemaru was out shopping and Shelley was at home afraid of the heat, he found her.

"Ah, it's not easy to talk to you alone."

Sarutobi entered Orochimaru's house through the window, and saw the snake lying on the sofa at a glance: "I said, can you be a little respectful when you talk to me?"

"I didn't want to talk to you." Shelley turned into a human form, rolled over, and lay down on the sofa: "Say it, avoid Orochimaru, and sneak to me what do you want to say?"

"Can you...can you fight?"

"Yes." Shelley was very puzzled: "Hit who? Uchiha?"

"Uh, no, I mean..." The third generation rolled his eyes and became serious again: "The current situation is very tense. Although our country has a good relationship with the neighboring country, the relationship between the five major countries has never eased. Endure World War, although the Ninja World War is over, it is nothing more than..."

"A 20-year armistice agreement?" Shelley pushed his chin: "And you feel that although you are at ease now, you must always prepare for the imminent war in the future?"

The third generation turned his head away, his face was a little red.

"Well, can you put on more clothes first." He sniffed: "I, that..."

After Shelley lay on his stomach, he could see a large area of ​​white flowers from his angle.

It was... so exciting.

Shelley heard the system ding again and gave her a good snake point for completing the [Huge Oupai] task. She didn't know whether to be happy or worried.

How to put it, there is a Hokage who is already disturbed when he sees Opie who has not been fully exposed by others. The future of this village is really worrying.

Shelley had already thought about how to capture the Third Hokage of Konoha Village for the enemy.

Find a girl with big breasts and tear off the indescribable covering clothing, this guy can splatter three feet of blood on the spot.

Shelley sat up, wrapped in a thin blanket.

"All right."

"Yeah, yum." The third generation lowered his head, his previous serious face was gone, and his voice was like a mosquito: "Actually, I just want to ask if you would like to become a ninja in your personal capacity."

"...???" Shelley raised his ears and couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

"Actually, I just want to ask if you would like to become a ninja in your personal capacity."

Shelley still couldn't catch it, but she guessed the general meaning.

"Oh, I don't want to."

"Hey why?!" The third generation was very surprised: "You can directly become a jonin, oh Shelley's words!"

He bowed his head immediately after saying this, which made Shelley very unhappy.

Now she's showing her head all over her body, but this guy still doesn't look at her and talk?

Is there any sincerity?

"Anyway, I don't have any intention of becoming a ninja." Shelley swayed her legs, revealing a section of fat-white skin, almost blinding the third generation's eyes.

Ahhh, don't let me see this kind of thing disturbing my mind!My true love is obviously Lake Biwa!The demons are gone!

The third generation was crying inwardly, and finally raised his head silently to the ceiling.

"My idea is actually to see that Orochimaru can become a first-class ninja on his own." Shelley doesn't have any big pursuits in this world.The so-called being king and hegemony, supporting justice, sitting on the clouds, or notoriety, after she left, it will no longer matter.

But Orochimaru was a little different for Shelley.She has no reason to be soft-hearted towards children who are not protected by adults. This should be a common problem in several worlds.Although the good snake value started to rise immediately, Shelley was not in a hurry, she thought it would be good to stay a little longer.

I have been there for decades, and judging from the progress of Orochimaru's self-reliance, this world will not last long.

As for the war, tsk.

Shelley was very annoying and didn't want to spend more brain cells on it.

"Anyway, I've said what I should say. If you're okay, go back. I'm going back to sleep for a while."

In the bitter summer of Shelley, I can't help but sit and dream for a while in the refreshing home.Orochimaru said that she was eating tonkotsu ramen today, and she was still waiting for something delicious to eat when she woke up.

"Hey, don't do that."

The third generation grabbed her anxiously, but Shelley dodged her.She was usually dexterous and agile, and Sarutobi knew it, so he stepped on the blanket and grabbed Shelley's wrist.

"Let me say that, please think about it a little bit." The third generation forced Amway: "The treatment in Konoha Village is very good. If you agree, I will pay for your ramen in the future!"

"..." Shelley was shaken for a moment.

【Prospect. ] The system despises her: [The agreement is not to be swayed by petty gains? 】

"No, I don't need money to eat ramen." Shelley remembered: "Go to the ramen shop and ask when I have paid for ramen?"

"Uh...then what do you want, as long as I can do it, I will..."

"I'm going to lie down at home and be a useless snake, thank you."

Shelley pulled her wrist towards her: "Let go of me, molestation!"

"For the sake of the village's future, please—"

Before the third generation could finish speaking, a cool voice came over.

"Sarutobi, what are you doing?"

The third generation looked back and saw his good comrade in arms holding a convenience bag in one hand and Orochimaru in the other, his face was almost frozen with scum.He didn't feel right, looked back, and saw Shelley's cool house dress.

Sandaimu's brain exploded, his nose became hot, and he fell down.

"... Teacher Sarutobi is a pervert."

Orochimaru said so, then ran to Shelley and handed the blanket back to her: "I want to set up a special lightning formation against Sarutobi Lust!"

Uchiha put the things in the kitchen and said something back.

"Your amount of chakra is too small, the damage is not high."

"I'll do the formation."