[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

Damn mental retardation.

Sakashita never thought of taking into account the words of the little girl who sounded like she was talking about running trains, but in fact she was talking about running trains. The reason why she is still allowed to go to and from school quietly is purely because of the The second thing about her family's face is that there is no solid evidence yet.

Saying that you don't play the game anymore but you still play it and always focus on your previous "friends" sounds disgusting, but it doesn't mean you will be arrested just because of this.

"You look a little sad, Sakashita."

Shelley blinked: "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"I'm just thinking, if the so-called purpose is taken as the reason, then it's not unreasonable to combine the behavior of these two people."

Sakashita slapped something: "It's just that I'm not a king, and I don't quite understand the psychological process of changing from a king loved by the citizens to a decadent uncle living in the gutter. Then, King of Green, can you understand anything?"

"I'm so rude, this question. Sakashita thinks it's okay to put forward the hypothesis of the destruction of the whole family to a new king who is full of ambition?"

"If it's you, it should be fine, but Zhou Fang can't." Sakashita grabbed a chocolate and opened it irritably: "Even if there is a blow to destroy the whole family, but just use it as an opportunity..."

"This is enough as an opportunity. If it were me, I wouldn't use 'only' to describe it."

Munakata interrupted her words: "The king is only a demigod, not an alien who has lost all emotions. And the clansmen standing beside the king are not as insignificant as Sakashita criminals think. Unlike the police, every clansman is in harmony with Your own king has a special fate to have a bond, and even if such a bond disappears, it will have an incalculable impact on the king. If I were you, I would be more cautious when I speak in this regard next time, Sakashita Criminal .”

The meeting room suddenly fell silent, Sakashita looked at Munakata, then at Shelley.

"can."

"Why did you suddenly lose your temper?"

After this meeting was over, Shelley took Munakata to buy ice cream, and asked on the way: "Although it seems to be an official statement, you don't usually say that."

She could clearly feel Munakata's restrained dissatisfaction and sarcasm when he said those words. The phrase "different from the police" had clearly made Shelley feel the provocation of the police chiefs in the society who were usually restrained and roundabout.

"I didn't get angry, I just felt that Sakashita's words were inappropriate." Munakata pushed his glasses: "The composition of the king's clan itself is different from other organizations, and it is a sign of ignorance to speculate about the differences between them."

"...You still said that you didn't get angry, and using the rhetoric of 'ignorance' to describe the police chief is too much." Shelley glanced at Zongxiang: "He has strongly supported the linkage with s4 from the very beginning, even if there is a disagreement. You can't say that behind your back."

Munakata turned his head and ignored Shelley.

"...Are you three years old? When you get angry, you turn your head away and don't speak?"

Shelley couldn't help complaining about her immediate boss, and dragged him to the ice cream shop: "The second one is half price, Director."

"no need."

Comrade Room Chief said numbly: "And now it's working time, Mr. Shelley."

"So since he knew it was working hours, why did he walk over with me?!"

The runaway snake girl was so angry that she was about to jump up and down in the cafeteria. Awashima next to her smiled and listened to Shelley's complaints: "He's just taking revenge on me for not taking his side! Absolutely!"

Shelley calmed down and looked back at the kitchen: "Is there anything else to eat?"

"Ah, yes." Awashima replied subconsciously, but he was reluctant to take it: "It's not good to eat cold..."

"Ok?"

"That...is the taiyaki bought by Hidaka," the blond-haired girl said awkwardly, "I don't even know if it has expired."

"...Expired? I remember he bought it yesterday?"

"But it's not fresh anymore!"

"This kind of thing doesn't matter." Shelley turned around and ran to the refrigerator, took out the taiyaki and stuffed it into the oven: "Tch, what kind of vision do I have, and I chose this kind of leader."

"...That," Awashima said, "It's actually very good for the director."

"Why do you say that?" Shelley squatted beside the oven: "What's wrong with him?"

"Well... the head of the office is very decisive when encountering a crisis, and has a very detailed and reliable plan for the future of s4, and also paves the way for the upper-level relationships needed for the development of the organization."

Shelley rolled her eyes to hear Awashima praise Munakata, and suddenly remembered that Awashima was his fangirl in the first place: "...you sound like a girl in love who knows all the good things about her boyfriend."

"That's not it!" Awashima retorted in a low voice, "Shelley-san must also think that the head of the room is very good, so she will assist the head of the room!"

"No, it's all for the account."

"That's really hard work, Mr. Shelley."

The snake girl squatted on the ground with a black line on her head, and only then did she feel the existence of another person behind her.She blinked her eyes, and just wanted to be cute, but the man opened the oven door directly and walked away with her heated taiyaki.

"Then I'm not too polite about this." Munakata smiled gently and politely: "For Shelley-kun's household registration."

Shelley kept squatting on the ground until Munakata walked away before wailing.

"My limited super red bean taiyaki tut!!!"

Shelley planned not to speak to Munakata.

Awashima questioned Shelley's arduous plan with worried eyes at the very beginning, and was forced to stand on her side under Shelley's persecution—that is, she tried to stand for Shelley when there was any problem after Munakata answer.However, after the first sentence, Awashima found that he couldn't reply.

"The Police Department sent a notice that the interrogation of suspect No. [-] is tentatively scheduled to start tomorrow afternoon, and I will be present at that time." When Munakata arrived at the general office, Shelley was reading a novel: "Tomorrow afternoon, I will cooperate with the regional police department." For the confrontation exercise, is there any change in Mr. Shelley's final command plan?"

What is this? !

Fawn Awashima looked at Shelley in horror, and she realized that she didn't know anything about it.

When will there be more confrontation exercises? Hey!

Shelley heaved a long sigh, and ten seconds later said in a muffled voice: "The fourth team and the first team have switched positions, and they are responsible for attack and support respectively. Please email the specific changes in tactics."

what about me? !

Awashima found that he had nothing to do with himself.

"You and the rest of the second and third teams will continue the usual patrols, and there will be one more task of random inspection of large vehicles." Shelley glanced at Awashima, showing a look of hatred: "When I write this, you are opposite .”

The golden-haired girl pursed her mouth aggrievedly, and waited until the room chief left before lowering her voice to defend herself.

"I have no interest in peeking at the superior's documents."

"Anyway, I don't want to praise you." Shelley crackled and added after sending the email: "After the team closes in the afternoon, I will replace you. Remember to bring plenty of water."

"Ok?"

"Tomorrow the temperature will be 40 degrees, and the ground temperature will soon be 65." Shelley was expressionless, pretending to be cold: "If you are exposed to the sun for a long time, you will become dehydrated."

Anyway, in the end Awashima went to sleep with a smile on his face. Before leaving, he saw Hidaka who came to complete the daily hospitality task, but he didn't show any face.

"It's scary." Alaska Rigao touched his arm exaggeratedly: "He even smiled at me."

As he spoke, he put the lilies he had bought in a new vase and placed them next to Shelley: "Well, flowers match beauties."

"...That, I said."

Shelley put down his pen and asked solemnly, "Where's Taiyaki? Have you bought it yet?"

"Didn't I buy an oversized one in the refrigerator?" Rigao watched Shelley lose quickly: "Ah, it was taken away by someone else? It's okay, I'll just go and buy another one."

"Forget it, it's too far away." Shelley lay down on the table dejectedly: "I shouldn't have stayed in the first place, if I hadn't stayed, I wouldn't have met such an annoying boss, and if I hadn't met such an annoying boss I can't even protect the taiyaki... tut"

"puff."

"stop laughing!"

"I didn't mean to laugh at Shelley. I just thought...was the director taking it? I was quite surprised. I thought the director wouldn't eat such sweet things."

"Who said, he still has a drawer of sweets hidden in the office."

"I don't believe it. Even if there is, it must be prepared for Shelley."

Shelley choked, and he guessed right.

"Sure enough..." Hidaka stroked Shelley's hair casually, feeling as cool as silk, and couldn't help touching it again: "Then you just took the taiyaki away, didn't you?" Because Shelley pissed off the headmaster."

"I just said bad things about him behind his back."

"...Then you can't blame the room chief." Hidaka rubbed again.

"It's endless! If you touch me again, I'll be bald!"

Shelley snatched her hair back angrily: "Go and touch your own!"

"If I have hair like this, I'll touch myself, and don't change the subject. Since you said something bad about the director, you should have the consciousness of being taken away from the snacks!"

"I just don't want it!"

"Then I can't help it." After tidying the flowers, Hidaka stood up and stroked Shelley's hair for the last time: "Even if you like Shelley, you still can't fight against the head of the room. No matter how you pursue Shelley, you must first Just keep your job. It’s getting late, so I’ll be leaving first, Shelley should go to bed early, and we’ll have confrontation drills tomorrow, good night.”

Alaska just left with a flick of his tail, leaving Shelley dumbfounded.

【Ah, Hidaka-kun looks like a clear guy.Who can tease and who can't tease Menerqing. 】

Humph.

Shelley stared at the bouquet of lilies in full bloom on the table, and her heart sank.

Not long after, when Zongxiang raised his eyelids when he smelled the elegant fragrance of flowers, he happened to see a long silver snake creeping in through the half-opened window of the mayor's office.

The silver-rimmed glasses focused on the document in hand, and after a while, the flower wrapped around the tip of the snake's tail suddenly almost pushed him in the face.So he raised his hand and took the flower down, and put it on the thick copy, and the snake...

He pushed down the desk directly.

'I'm going to bite him to death! ! ! '

The snake, as thick as a forearm and more than one meter long, heard it, hissing with its tongue out, and its tail kept tapping the ground.However, the guy on the opposite side didn't realize that there was anything scary, and still looked at his own things without even separating his eyes.

【very pitiful. 】

'Go away! ! ! '

Shelley could already smell the smell of Taiyaki, and she was a little happier after knowing that Munakata didn't eat it behind her back, so she began to rack her brains to figure out how to trick Taiyaki into her hand.

[I said as for?This is just taiyaki. 】

You know what, this is the struggle of comrades of the proletariat to take back what is rightfully theirs.

Shelley lay on the ground and stared at Munakata, the tip of her tongue was crooked.

Munakata just kept ignoring the snake lying on the ground, concentrating on his work.After several hours of approval, the sky had already turned pale, and he was a little tired looking at the morning light.

However, this trace of tiredness was immediately dispelled by the slender cold-blooded animal slowly wrapping around his body.

"Oh yeah."

He took off his glasses and pressed the acupuncture point between his eyes: "Does this mean you want to strangle me?"

The snake that circled around his neck spat out its message, its red eyes unblinking, and it tilted its head.

Then rubbed his face.

Munakata didn't speak, so Shelley rubbed him again.

"...Heh." Zongxiang let out a sigh of relief with a smile, and pressed some cold scales with the back of his hand: "Sometimes I really don't know, should I say that Shelley can bend and stretch, or should I say that she can bend and stretch."

Instead of arguing with him about what it means to be able to bend and stretch, Shelley rubbed his face hard again.

This skin is much better than Zhou Fang's, and the older bad guy looks like sandpaper.

Thinking of this, Shelley suddenly understood why Rigao wanted to touch her as desperately as he touched her just now.

It's really good to rub.

Munakata picked her up in disgust, and pressed her head on his shoulder.

"It's fortunate that Mr. Shelley can do such a low-level flattery."

Shelley raised his eyes and found that the place where Munakata was rubbed by him just now was a little red, but he didn't look unhappy.

"It's really hard work for the account."

... again.

Shelley felt that he was no longer happy, and he could flick his tail away at any time.But Munakata didn't say anything about it after that, he opened the drawer and took out the taiyaki that was sealed in a plastic bag.

victory is in sight!victory is in sight!

Shelley straightened up excitedly, and was about to take it away, but Munakata made a request.

"Since you want to eat, you can eat here." He said: "Speaking of which, I also want to know the evolution process of pets becoming humans. After working hard for so long, even I want to have some fun."

……What?

Shelley froze for a moment.

……system?

[Fuck, he has quite a special taste. 】The system was silent for a moment: 【How did you become so big like Shelley before? 】

Feel free to change!I don't know how I transformed myself!

Shelley looked dazed, and it was very strange when something that felt natural was asked to visit.

Anyway, the skin will still be scales when it won't transform into a human form!

[Even if you are a senior, you can't insult my dignity as a system! ] The system retorted: [It's just a seamless switch!There will be no odd shapes!Block my whole life as a system! 】

Shelley was thinking about withdrawing, but the guy who claimed to be the owner picked it off and put it on his lap.

"Please."

Munakata said politely.

The snake standing upright spat out the letter.

Just please.

But in an instant, the beautiful and suspected endangered animal suddenly turned into a well-developed adult female, and the sudden increase in the weight of the legs informed the completion of the change more intuitively than the sight.

Probably not expecting it to be so sudden, Munakata subconsciously reached out to protect the monster on his body to prevent her from falling, but this monster...

She immediately turned around and took away the completely cold Taiyaki.

"...Oh, should I say that I really don't forget my original intention?"

Shelley took a bite of the fish's head, and his pronunciation was slurred: "You can say whatever you want."

She sat on Munakata's lap, and Munakata held her hand behind her.The silver-haired girl, who didn't feel the embarrassment of the scene at all, sat peacefully and raised her head to shake back her obstructive hair.

Zongxiang helped her put her hair behind her ears with a wooden face.

"Unfortunately, I still don't feel respected as a leader."

"Please go to Xiao Shili or Daoming Si for that kind of thing, just now is the limit of my flattery." Shelley said sincerely: "Besides, all of them are star-eyed guys who admire you very much, and you will be very annoying." Bar."

Munakata was noncommittal.

"Besides, it looks like respect and whether it's actually respect are two different things. People who can say that they look down on the ground are the most thorough in betrayal." Shelley couldn't help expressing her feelings about snake life: "Always on top Omnipotent, once you can't meet the requirements, you will forget all the good things you did before."

"It sounds like Shelley has a deep understanding, have you experienced it yourself?"

"I refuse to disclose this." Shelley was in a bad mood, biting the taiyaki with a grim look, and forcibly changed the subject: "I said, do you finish work at this time every day recently?"

"To be honest, it's about this time. But in fact, it could have been completed earlier today."

Shelley paused, wanting to pre-emptively slap Taiyaki on his head.

Because this person will definitely say very annoying things.

Munakata probably knew what Shelley was thinking, but Munakata didn't talk about why, but Shelley thought about it for a long time before asking again.

"Have you stopped smoking recently?"

She just glanced at the cigarette box in Munakata's drawer: "Quit smoking?"

"I don't have this plan for the time being, but I don't want someone to use the 'bad living environment' as an excuse to overplay and run away from home again."

"...Can we still have a good chat?"

"I'm answering in good faith."

Believe you are a ghost.

Shelley had a stern face, and felt her legs go numb after sitting for a while.She twisted twice, and before she could make any movements, she was pressed back forcefully.

"If I were Mr. Shelley, I wouldn't mess around in this situation."

Munakata still smiled politely, but in Shelley's eyes he was nothing like a beast.

"Master, please calm down."

After Shelley finished speaking solemnly, he stuffed the fish tail into his mouth, and a tip of the tail was exposed at the corner of his lips: "Sexual harassment in the workplace can..."

Munakata took the tip of the tail and put it in his mouth.

"Oh?"