Apocalypse: Counterattack of a Cannon Fodder
Chapter 290 Don't Admit Being Gay
Qin Lie complained for a long time by himself before lowering his voice: "Man and man, what are we going to do?"
"You know, what do you want to do?" A fool like Qin Lie would definitely not be able to play with Zhan Rong.
"I want to subdue that evildoer! Let him play hooligans to me all day, I want to conquer him! Since I want to be my man, I will completely turn him into my man!" Qin Lie said through gritted teeth, always Being teased and molested by Zhan Rong, he wanted to take revenge a long time ago, but he never found the opportunity.
Tang Shi curled his lips into a smile, and said lightly, "That's the way to do it, use the back."
Bang!
Qin Lie's jaw dropped to the ground, and his eyeballs almost fell off. In Tang Shi's eyes, Tang Shi only found his stupidity funny.
"What? You like him?" If this idiot could be enlightened, it would actually be quite difficult for Zhan Rong.
Qin Lie closed his chin with his hands, rubbed his stiff expression hard, scratched his head, and didn't know how to say, "I don't know if I like it or hate it, but I can't get close to him. It's a pity that he is not a woman. It would be great if he was a woman." Speaking of this, Qin Lie felt regretful again and couldn't help sighing.
"In that case, did you say that in front of Zhan Rong?"
"No." Qin Lie squatted helplessly on the ground, holding a stone and scratching on the ground.
"I advise you not to say anything, or you will die a miserable death." That person Zhan Rong is usually silent and doesn't care about anything. As long as you mess with him, he will definitely destroy your whole family, just like destroying those alien races , It's scary!It wasn't until that time that they realized that the strength of the original battle appearance was already so strong.
Qin Lie shivered, and deeply understood the meaning of Tang Shi's words. Last night's tragic situation was the best proof. He didn't even know which sentence offended Zhan Rong, and he was treated like that. He really wanted to die. I have my heart.
Tang Shi patted his dog's head and comforted him, "Okay, don't bother, I know you like him."
Qin Lie raised his head and asked strangely: "How do you know? I don't even know, how did you know?"
"It's not just me who knows, anyone with eyes knows that you like Zhan Rong, and Zhan Rong knows it himself, otherwise he wouldn't have treated you like that." Tang Shi directly pierced the layer of paper and made Qin Lie face the truth.
"Impossible! You can't understand my feelings at all, all of you are guessing!" Qin Lie denied it.
"In this case, let me ask you, do you feel sick when Zhan Rong touches you?" Tang Shi pointed to the point.
"It's not disgusting..." Qin Lie hesitated, he couldn't tell what it was like.
"Imagine again, what would you do if another man treated you like that?"
Qin Lie imagined in his mind, a man occupying his bathroom to take a shower, lying on his bed wrapped in a towel, kissing him, touching him...
Qin Lie was suddenly shocked, and his skin was covered with goosebumps. He suddenly felt that the world was in chaos, and roared: "Damn it! Who dares to do that, I'll fucking kill him!!!"
Tang Shi spread his hands, "Isn't that right? If you like someone, that person is special. It doesn't matter if you are male or female, as long as you like it."
"No, no, no... that's wrong, I'm not gay, my dream is to find a beautiful woman to marry, and then give birth to a big fat boy, a family and a beautiful and beautiful life." Qin Lie was in a mess, holding his head and saying to himself He said to himself, "How could I fall in love with a man? Absolutely impossible! It must be that I haven't solved it recently, so I can still be interested in a man... No, I must not be so confused anymore Now, the most urgent thing is to find a beautiful woman to solve the physical needs first."
After Qin Lie finished his muttering, he waved his hand at Tang Shi, who had already run out, "Brother Tang, I'm going out to play, and while that bastard is not here, I'll go pick up a girl, help me hide it!"
Tang Shi: "..."
When Yan Xu came back, he saw Qin Lie running away like a gust of wind, as excited as if he had been beaten.
"What's wrong with him? Where is he going?" Yan Xu looked back at Qin Lie who had run away without a trace.
Tang Shi was bored holding a leaf and blowing it, "He's trying to die."
"???" Yan Xu was confused.
"He went to pick up girls, what do you think Zhan Rong will react when he finds out?" Tang Shi raised his head and asked him.
Yan Xu said silently: "I hope I can leave him with a whole body."
Seeing Tang Shi sitting still, he said, "Aren't you going to take a look? Are you really letting him mess around?"
"I won't go. If I want to go, I will go. I won't join in the fun."
"The point is, Zhan Rong is not here now, he's out of town."
Tang Shi didn't take it seriously, "Zhan Rong must have his own way, otherwise he wouldn't have known about Qin Lie's whereabouts before. With Qin Erhuo's little thought, how could he hide it from Zhan Rong?"
Yan Xu thought about it for a second, that's right, it's the two of them's business, so outsiders like them shouldn't interfere.
Zhan Rong was really unlucky to meet Qin Lie, alas, fortunately his family Tang Shi was not that kind of person, so he was really relieved.
Yan Xu sat over, put his arms around Tang Shi, hugged him into his arms, let him lean on himself, and continue to be in a daze.
After Qin Lie went out from Yan's house, he went straight to a red-light district. They had seen that place before when they visited Yanlai City. Now this industry is no longer in charge. The business is still booming, the competition is big, the quality of the lady It is relatively improved.
Qin Lie felt that he had to show his majesty, otherwise a good young man would really become a gay.
On that street, many women dressed in trendy clothes stood on the side of the road for customers to choose from. As long as they were selected, they would wave and immediately follow the customers.
Qin Lie walked back and forth on that street several times, but no one took his eyes off them. Seeing how beautiful they were, they all turned into vulgar fans in front of Zhan Rong.
Hold!It's a pity that a man who looks more beautiful than a woman doesn't become a woman!
Although not as good as a battle, she is still a woman anyway.
Qin Lie picked and picked, and finally chose a woman who looked a little pleasing to the eye, and took her away.
Along the way, the woman tried every means to please Qin Lie, talk to him, and make him happy.
Qin Lie just drove the car silently without talking to each other. His mind is full of thoughts now, why is a man more beautiful than a woman!
Qin Lie seemed to be angry, and also seemed to be verifying whether he was really bent. If he couldn't be tough on a woman, then he would admit that he really liked Zhan Rong. If not, he would not admit to himself From a normal person to a gay!
He was not stingy at all, he picked a five-star hotel, and saw that the lady was full of gold coins flying, and he was lucky to meet such a generous man, he could be so generous in choosing a hotel, then There must be a lot of tips after the work is done.
When a man and a woman open a room, everyone knows what to do.
As soon as Qin Lie opened the door, the woman took the initiative to wrap herself around Qin Lie, hanging on Qin Lie's body like a water snake, begging him for a kiss.
Qin Lie was also a seasoned veteran at the time, so he was naturally good at flirting. He gave a naughty smile, pinched the woman's buttocks, turned his face away, avoided the woman's demanding kisses, and lifted his chin, "Go first!" Take a bath, and then let me take a good look at your skills."
"I hate it." The woman replied to Qin Lie delicately, then turned and went to the bathroom.
As soon as the woman left, Qin Lie withdrew the smile on his face. He felt very irritable, and his heart was in a state of uncertainty. He didn't know what he was doing or what he wanted to do.Although he used to hang out in the flowers, he always fell in love with serious women, flirted with them, and never called Miss. To be honest, even if Qin Lie didn't have a cleanliness habit, he would still feel dirty.
He sat down on the sofa dejectedly, hugged his head, and murmured: "I'm really crazy, what the hell am I doing? I just want to find a girlfriend slowly, why would I want to call you Miss?"
Qin Lie grabbed his messy hair and wanted to die.
Before he could finish tangling, the woman came out of the bathroom, wearing only the bathrobe provided by the hotel, and it was obvious at a glance that the inside was vacuum.
The woman walked to the side of the bed, sat on the bed obliquely, and put on a coquettish posture, trying to arouse Qin Lie's interest.
Qin Lie stared straight at her for a long time before standing up, "I'm going to take a shower."
Walking gracefully and calmly towards the bathroom, closing the door, he immediately showed a frantic expression.
It's over, this woman actually looks pretty good, the key is her good figure, her lordosis and back curl, she is definitely the first choice for a bed partner, but when Qin Lie looks at her, he will always inadvertently compare her with her fighting appearance, such a comparison Well, this woman is not at all as good as a battle.
Qin Lie couldn't help wondering, could he really be a gay? !
This is really a trough!It's a big shit! !How could he accept this fact? ! ! !
A man frantically paced back and forth, took another shower, and finally calmed down.
Forget it, don't worry about it, gays are gays, don't Brother Tang and Brother Yan also live well?Isn't it just that there are no offspring?In such a chaotic time, maybe not having offspring is the best choice. Otherwise, if you take care of your family, you will have to worry about protecting it wherever you go. How can you protect your weak family members when you can even protect yourself?
Forget it, don't worry about it, let's just use his fighting appearance, in fact, he is quite good, at least he looks good.
After Qin Lie figured this out, he became amused, and secretly wondered how many gold coins he would use to send that young lady away. He was recruited, but he didn't touch her. He gave her a price for sleeping with her, and she didn't lose at all.Qin Lie decided to do so.
Turned off the tap, wrapped the men's bathrobe around his body, and walked out with slippers.
"Beauty, I kept you waiting for a long time. Actually, I..." Qin Lie walked out of the bathroom, his eyes were fixed on the side of the bed first, and he didn't see the woman.
"Where is the person?" He scanned the room, but found no trace of a woman.
Originally, his eyes glanced over from the sofa, but when he found something, he then withdrew.
"Fuck! You you you...how are you here?!" Qin Lie pointed at the man on the sofa and shouted in horror.
"You know, what do you want to do?" A fool like Qin Lie would definitely not be able to play with Zhan Rong.
"I want to subdue that evildoer! Let him play hooligans to me all day, I want to conquer him! Since I want to be my man, I will completely turn him into my man!" Qin Lie said through gritted teeth, always Being teased and molested by Zhan Rong, he wanted to take revenge a long time ago, but he never found the opportunity.
Tang Shi curled his lips into a smile, and said lightly, "That's the way to do it, use the back."
Bang!
Qin Lie's jaw dropped to the ground, and his eyeballs almost fell off. In Tang Shi's eyes, Tang Shi only found his stupidity funny.
"What? You like him?" If this idiot could be enlightened, it would actually be quite difficult for Zhan Rong.
Qin Lie closed his chin with his hands, rubbed his stiff expression hard, scratched his head, and didn't know how to say, "I don't know if I like it or hate it, but I can't get close to him. It's a pity that he is not a woman. It would be great if he was a woman." Speaking of this, Qin Lie felt regretful again and couldn't help sighing.
"In that case, did you say that in front of Zhan Rong?"
"No." Qin Lie squatted helplessly on the ground, holding a stone and scratching on the ground.
"I advise you not to say anything, or you will die a miserable death." That person Zhan Rong is usually silent and doesn't care about anything. As long as you mess with him, he will definitely destroy your whole family, just like destroying those alien races , It's scary!It wasn't until that time that they realized that the strength of the original battle appearance was already so strong.
Qin Lie shivered, and deeply understood the meaning of Tang Shi's words. Last night's tragic situation was the best proof. He didn't even know which sentence offended Zhan Rong, and he was treated like that. He really wanted to die. I have my heart.
Tang Shi patted his dog's head and comforted him, "Okay, don't bother, I know you like him."
Qin Lie raised his head and asked strangely: "How do you know? I don't even know, how did you know?"
"It's not just me who knows, anyone with eyes knows that you like Zhan Rong, and Zhan Rong knows it himself, otherwise he wouldn't have treated you like that." Tang Shi directly pierced the layer of paper and made Qin Lie face the truth.
"Impossible! You can't understand my feelings at all, all of you are guessing!" Qin Lie denied it.
"In this case, let me ask you, do you feel sick when Zhan Rong touches you?" Tang Shi pointed to the point.
"It's not disgusting..." Qin Lie hesitated, he couldn't tell what it was like.
"Imagine again, what would you do if another man treated you like that?"
Qin Lie imagined in his mind, a man occupying his bathroom to take a shower, lying on his bed wrapped in a towel, kissing him, touching him...
Qin Lie was suddenly shocked, and his skin was covered with goosebumps. He suddenly felt that the world was in chaos, and roared: "Damn it! Who dares to do that, I'll fucking kill him!!!"
Tang Shi spread his hands, "Isn't that right? If you like someone, that person is special. It doesn't matter if you are male or female, as long as you like it."
"No, no, no... that's wrong, I'm not gay, my dream is to find a beautiful woman to marry, and then give birth to a big fat boy, a family and a beautiful and beautiful life." Qin Lie was in a mess, holding his head and saying to himself He said to himself, "How could I fall in love with a man? Absolutely impossible! It must be that I haven't solved it recently, so I can still be interested in a man... No, I must not be so confused anymore Now, the most urgent thing is to find a beautiful woman to solve the physical needs first."
After Qin Lie finished his muttering, he waved his hand at Tang Shi, who had already run out, "Brother Tang, I'm going out to play, and while that bastard is not here, I'll go pick up a girl, help me hide it!"
Tang Shi: "..."
When Yan Xu came back, he saw Qin Lie running away like a gust of wind, as excited as if he had been beaten.
"What's wrong with him? Where is he going?" Yan Xu looked back at Qin Lie who had run away without a trace.
Tang Shi was bored holding a leaf and blowing it, "He's trying to die."
"???" Yan Xu was confused.
"He went to pick up girls, what do you think Zhan Rong will react when he finds out?" Tang Shi raised his head and asked him.
Yan Xu said silently: "I hope I can leave him with a whole body."
Seeing Tang Shi sitting still, he said, "Aren't you going to take a look? Are you really letting him mess around?"
"I won't go. If I want to go, I will go. I won't join in the fun."
"The point is, Zhan Rong is not here now, he's out of town."
Tang Shi didn't take it seriously, "Zhan Rong must have his own way, otherwise he wouldn't have known about Qin Lie's whereabouts before. With Qin Erhuo's little thought, how could he hide it from Zhan Rong?"
Yan Xu thought about it for a second, that's right, it's the two of them's business, so outsiders like them shouldn't interfere.
Zhan Rong was really unlucky to meet Qin Lie, alas, fortunately his family Tang Shi was not that kind of person, so he was really relieved.
Yan Xu sat over, put his arms around Tang Shi, hugged him into his arms, let him lean on himself, and continue to be in a daze.
After Qin Lie went out from Yan's house, he went straight to a red-light district. They had seen that place before when they visited Yanlai City. Now this industry is no longer in charge. The business is still booming, the competition is big, the quality of the lady It is relatively improved.
Qin Lie felt that he had to show his majesty, otherwise a good young man would really become a gay.
On that street, many women dressed in trendy clothes stood on the side of the road for customers to choose from. As long as they were selected, they would wave and immediately follow the customers.
Qin Lie walked back and forth on that street several times, but no one took his eyes off them. Seeing how beautiful they were, they all turned into vulgar fans in front of Zhan Rong.
Hold!It's a pity that a man who looks more beautiful than a woman doesn't become a woman!
Although not as good as a battle, she is still a woman anyway.
Qin Lie picked and picked, and finally chose a woman who looked a little pleasing to the eye, and took her away.
Along the way, the woman tried every means to please Qin Lie, talk to him, and make him happy.
Qin Lie just drove the car silently without talking to each other. His mind is full of thoughts now, why is a man more beautiful than a woman!
Qin Lie seemed to be angry, and also seemed to be verifying whether he was really bent. If he couldn't be tough on a woman, then he would admit that he really liked Zhan Rong. If not, he would not admit to himself From a normal person to a gay!
He was not stingy at all, he picked a five-star hotel, and saw that the lady was full of gold coins flying, and he was lucky to meet such a generous man, he could be so generous in choosing a hotel, then There must be a lot of tips after the work is done.
When a man and a woman open a room, everyone knows what to do.
As soon as Qin Lie opened the door, the woman took the initiative to wrap herself around Qin Lie, hanging on Qin Lie's body like a water snake, begging him for a kiss.
Qin Lie was also a seasoned veteran at the time, so he was naturally good at flirting. He gave a naughty smile, pinched the woman's buttocks, turned his face away, avoided the woman's demanding kisses, and lifted his chin, "Go first!" Take a bath, and then let me take a good look at your skills."
"I hate it." The woman replied to Qin Lie delicately, then turned and went to the bathroom.
As soon as the woman left, Qin Lie withdrew the smile on his face. He felt very irritable, and his heart was in a state of uncertainty. He didn't know what he was doing or what he wanted to do.Although he used to hang out in the flowers, he always fell in love with serious women, flirted with them, and never called Miss. To be honest, even if Qin Lie didn't have a cleanliness habit, he would still feel dirty.
He sat down on the sofa dejectedly, hugged his head, and murmured: "I'm really crazy, what the hell am I doing? I just want to find a girlfriend slowly, why would I want to call you Miss?"
Qin Lie grabbed his messy hair and wanted to die.
Before he could finish tangling, the woman came out of the bathroom, wearing only the bathrobe provided by the hotel, and it was obvious at a glance that the inside was vacuum.
The woman walked to the side of the bed, sat on the bed obliquely, and put on a coquettish posture, trying to arouse Qin Lie's interest.
Qin Lie stared straight at her for a long time before standing up, "I'm going to take a shower."
Walking gracefully and calmly towards the bathroom, closing the door, he immediately showed a frantic expression.
It's over, this woman actually looks pretty good, the key is her good figure, her lordosis and back curl, she is definitely the first choice for a bed partner, but when Qin Lie looks at her, he will always inadvertently compare her with her fighting appearance, such a comparison Well, this woman is not at all as good as a battle.
Qin Lie couldn't help wondering, could he really be a gay? !
This is really a trough!It's a big shit! !How could he accept this fact? ! ! !
A man frantically paced back and forth, took another shower, and finally calmed down.
Forget it, don't worry about it, gays are gays, don't Brother Tang and Brother Yan also live well?Isn't it just that there are no offspring?In such a chaotic time, maybe not having offspring is the best choice. Otherwise, if you take care of your family, you will have to worry about protecting it wherever you go. How can you protect your weak family members when you can even protect yourself?
Forget it, don't worry about it, let's just use his fighting appearance, in fact, he is quite good, at least he looks good.
After Qin Lie figured this out, he became amused, and secretly wondered how many gold coins he would use to send that young lady away. He was recruited, but he didn't touch her. He gave her a price for sleeping with her, and she didn't lose at all.Qin Lie decided to do so.
Turned off the tap, wrapped the men's bathrobe around his body, and walked out with slippers.
"Beauty, I kept you waiting for a long time. Actually, I..." Qin Lie walked out of the bathroom, his eyes were fixed on the side of the bed first, and he didn't see the woman.
"Where is the person?" He scanned the room, but found no trace of a woman.
Originally, his eyes glanced over from the sofa, but when he found something, he then withdrew.
"Fuck! You you you...how are you here?!" Qin Lie pointed at the man on the sofa and shouted in horror.
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