When I woke up, I became the King of Hades

The people at the temple fair were scattered, and the local dogs outside the temple were wagging their tails lazily, but the boys guarding the temple gate had bright eyes, and they were staring at the pilgrims who entered the temple. "Two heads, twenty coins."

"Twenty cents! I only get ten cents for a piece of scrap iron." Hua Tian stroked the two boys' bare foreheads, and said slyly, "Boy, let us in if you don't want to be beaten."

"Almsgiver, you can't tell lies in the important places of Buddhism." A middle-aged monk walked out of the temple, holding a cloth bag and walking towards the flower field with a smile, "You should pay the temple entrance fee."

Huatian sized up the monk, his brain was full of fat intestines, and sticky lard was still hanging from the corner of his mouth. The wide cassock couldn't cover his round belly, so he must have absorbed a lot of oil and water.

Looking inside through the crack of the door, hey, it is gorgeous. This temple is not as merciful as it looks on the surface, and there may be something behind it.

Seeing that the monk had another plan to call people, Hua Tian threw two slacks of money into the cloth bag: "It's easy to say, easy to say."

Seeing the money, the monk pretended to give way, and the two boys hid behind the monk, sticking their tongues at the flower field.

Huatian dragged Liu Yingying in and hurried in, thinking of just paying respects and leaving the place.

After entering the temple, it is only a three-story temple, but it is decorated with splendor. A big Buddha plated with a few catties of gold stands in the center, and Huatian keeps shaking his head.

"Brother Hua, what's wrong with you?" Liu Yingying asked.

"Our town is not big, how can we accommodate this big Buddha." Hua Tian knocked on the Buddha statue, and his crisp voice echoed, huh?is hollow.

"It's fine if there is a Buddha to worship, who cares about the size of the Buddha statue." Liu Yingying didn't have the heart to study this big Buddha carefully. Today, she was absent-minded, her eyes wandered, and she looked preoccupied.

He talked quite a lot just now, but once he entered the temple, he became reticent. Could it be that there are ghosts in this temple? Huatian didn't study the Buddha statue any more, and just wanted to leave with Liu Yingying.

After several times of persuasion, Liu Yingying only treated her as a flower farmer and was not willing to spend money.

Hanada had no choice but to follow in.

"Benefactor, when you enter the inner temple, you will receive ten coins per person."

"Benefactor, incense money, ten coins per head."

Two monks on the left and right at the gate of the temple surrounded the flower field and opened the cloth bags in their hands respectively.

Huatian twitched the corners of his mouth, and it really was a black-hearted temple.

Seeing Liu Yingying's determination not to turn back, Huatian gritted her teeth and took money out of her pocket: "It's worth it, let me give it to you."

When I touched my pocket, I was embarrassed, and there was only a penny left.

"Well, Yingying, I didn't bring enough money, why don't we pay homage next time." Huatian said in a jerk, saving money and being able to leave here, killing two birds with one stone, it's perfect.

Liu Yingying suddenly got anxious, and said angrily: "I don't believe it, you must have brought money."

Liu Yingying also knew Huatian well, she touched his money bag, and put the only sling of money into the monk's cloth bag, without looking back, she walked into the inner temple in a fit of anger.

"Yingying, I'll wait for you outside, come out quickly." Huatian shouted through the gate, but there was no reply for a long time, only the monk in front of the gate whispered and laughed.

I randomly found a livestock shed, and the flower field lay on the soft dry grass, enjoying the sunshine comfortably.

During the nap, there was a humming sound above his head. Huatian raised his eyes, and saw a stupid donkey staring straight at him, with two bulging eyes widened to the maximum, his nostrils were panting heavily, and his nose was still snot from time to time. sprayed on him.

"Brother donkey, I'm so sorry to disturb your meal, I'm leaving now." Huatian wanted to evacuate quickly, but the stupid donkey couldn't understand human words. Seeing Huatian's movements, he thought it was an infringement of grabbing food and grass. The latter, standing up with his whole body, involuntarily gave Huatian a hoof, and this hoof hit Huatian's forehead, and Huatian died just like that.

Really kicked the donkey's brains!

Huatian wanted to cover his head in pain, but he couldn't lift his hands, his whole body was numb.

Suddenly, footsteps sounded, Huatian held his breath nervously, and the urge to urinate came.

"Come with me, I guarantee that you will enjoy delicious food in the underworld." The person who approached Huatian wrapped his hands with chains, and easily carried him on his back.

Hanada squinted his eyes and inquired about what was happening in front of him. The first thing he saw was a thin man in black clothes and a black top hat. There are two lumps of carmine red spots on the cheeks, the appearance is really creepy, but because of this person's flattering grin and long smile, it makes people feel ridiculous.

Glancing behind him again, Huatian was really shocked: lying not far away was his own corpse!

"It's over, it's over, this time I'm really dead." Huatian's heart was cold for a few moments, saying that the dead are all carried back to the underworld by the impermanence of life, and Huatian really experienced it.

But the flower field is also open, isn't it just one death, and another life after entering the reincarnation, maybe you can have a good pregnancy, but the shoulders of this impermanence are narrow and thin, strangely uncomfortable, and panic , it seems that the treatment of the underworld is not very good.

Just when Huatian was thinking wildly, Emperor Huagai's voice sounded in his ears: "Brother Hua, the jade wat that took office has been glued, and it will be placed in your sleeve. Enjoy it in the underworld."

"Enjoy you ghost!" Huatian touched his sleeve, and there was a hard and bulging thing.

Hua Tian really couldn't bear to ride on this bony back anymore, so he stopped pretending to be dead, patted Huo Wuchang on the shoulder, and said, "Brother Wuchang, you can let me go."

"Yeah, I was scared to death." Huo Wuchang put down the flower field, and was so frightened that he lay down on the ground, covered his face with his sleeves, and peeked at the flower field through the seam of his sleeves.

Hanada twitched the corner of her mouth, is he so scary?Could it be that he became the King of Hades, and his face changed.Huatian thought of the vicious King of Hades in his memory again, and his heart stopped, his handsome face of Yushu Linfeng was gone, his intestines were green with regret, he didn't want to be King of Hades anymore.

Hua Tian put his face close to Hei Wuchang, and tugged on his sleeve, wanting to confirm with him.

"My lord, please spare me, don't come to me to ask for my life." Huo Wuchang knelt down at the foot of Huatian tremblingly, with his forehead pressed against the ground, and his whole body prostrated on the ground.

Huatian couldn't stand this kind of big gift, so he knelt down in the same posture, took out the jade wat in his sleeve and stood in front of Huo Wuchang: "Look at this."

Huo Wuchang cautiously raised his head slightly, glanced at Yuhu from the corner of his eye, and was even more frightened: "It turns out to be Lord Yama, the little one has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, the little one..."

"There's a lot of nonsense." Hua Tian impatiently interrupted Huo Wuchang, and picked him up, "Take me to the underworld."

Huo Wuchang bowed his body and walked in front respectfully, Huatian was very helpless to his reaction, and believed that he had become a vicious, bearded and staring devil.

"My lord, wait here for a while, I'll summon a sedan chair." Huo Wuchang still didn't dare to look directly at Huatian, and lowered his body even more.

"Go." Huatian sighed, when did he receive such treatment in Yangjian, the role he played was quite similar to this impermanence, living in a low voice, slobbering, so at this moment Huatian understood impermanence very much .

Huo Wuchang blew a whistle with all his strength, and saw a black sedan chair flying towards the sky, it was very strange, upon closer inspection, there were a few unattractive dwarf children beside the sedan chair, leaning against the handrail of the sedan chair, with gloomy expressions,

Huatian rolled his eyes when he saw it. He looked like a bearer carrying a coffin for a dead person, with a bad look on his face.

"Yan Wangye, we have been waiting for you for a long time." The child bowed towards Huatian as a gesture of invitation, and glanced at Hu Wuchang beside him, who immediately lowered his head.

At any time, Hua Tian could see it in his eyes. He couldn't get used to this kind of behavior of bullying the weak. He had also been under such bullying before, and he couldn't be more familiar with the feeling of it.

"Wanchang, you take the sedan chair with me, I have something to ask you." Huatian pulled the unknown Wuchang aside, and he couldn't help but stuffed him directly into the sedan chair.

"Young people don't dare to sit with adults." Huo Wuchang panicked, fidgeted, and knelt down at the foot of Huatian again.

Hua Tian seldom showed a serious expression, but this time he had to say seriously: "Don't kneel, and don't kneel without my order in the future."

Life is impermanent, accepting hard but not soft, received Huatian's order, shrank and stood up, and sat down side by side with Huatian anxiously.

Huatian asked Huowuchang some more things, and he probably understood the composition of the underworld:

Two judges... Lan Zijun, holding the book of life and death, rewarding the good and punishing the evil, managing life and death, prolonging the life of the good, and letting the evil return to the shadows.Zhongli, holding the good and evil book, judges the good and evil of the soul, and determines the fate of the next reincarnation according to the good and evil in the previous life.

…Meng Po, who is in charge of the reincarnation, cooks Meng Po soup for the reincarnated soul, eliminates the resentment brought by the previous life, and enters the next reincarnation with a pure soul.

... Bull head and horse face, the Rolex of the town government, the leader of ghost slaves.

...Life is impermanent, a living person enters the underworld, belongs to the half-dead person, and the yang body in the human world still exists, and the soul enters the underworld to do things, holding an iron chain in his hand, and seduces the soul whose life has expired in the yang world.

The two chatted all the way, to be precise, it was Huatian who asked all the way, and it took a long time without knowing it, because the dwarf child pulled the sedan chair very fast, and soon arrived at the underworld.

Huo impermanence pulls the sedan chair curtain for Huatian, Huatian takes a deep breath and exhales heavily, why is he still a little nervous, no wonder if he is not nervous, an idiot in the world is going to be the boss of the underworld, at least give him a transition.

Forget it, forget it, if you come, you will be at peace, this is the wish of the old gentleman, and it is not easy for him to recite his "old man's" wishes, but why did the emperor choose him to be the king of Hades?

While contemplating, he had already stepped out of the sedan chair.

"Congratulations to Lord Yan." Two rows of dead bodies with pale faces and empty eyes were looking at Huatian with a smile.

Hua Tian shuddered, extremely repelled stepping into the gate of the underworld, covered his face with his hands, and walked forward with small steps.

"Why don't you come in?" A handsome face protruded from the front door, and Lan Zijun saw the flower field standing in the middle of the road, looking like he had eaten dog poop, and asked angrily, "Why, Master Hua arranged for me Are you not satisfied with the welcome team?"

In the dream before, Huatian met Lan Zijun a few times, this person looks gentle and scholarly, but in fact he has a cold personality, a sharp mouth, and is not easy to get along with.

"Where is it, I am very satisfied." Huatian just came to the underworld, was not familiar with anything, did not dare to refute rashly, so endured a huge visual impact, and stepped into the underworld.

In response to a sentence: Once you enter the underworld, it is as deep as the sea, and you will be a passerby in leisure from then on.