When I woke up, I became the King of Hades

"Zhongli, you're so kind. Here, I'll give you a few scallions to make a scallion pancake for the baby." A certain aunt gave Zhongli a bunch of scallions.

Zhong Li hugged Cong with one hand and Shen Changliu with the other, thanking him gratefully.

"Come on, I'll give you a few catties of meat to give the doll more nutrition..."

"Come……"

"Come……"

According to word of mouth, the aunts drove the enthusiasm of the whole market, and came to deliver some snacks one after another.

After walking around, Zhongli's body was already covered with all kinds of food.

"Changliu, we don't have to go fishing these days." Zhong Li flaunted his full food in front of Shen Changliu's eyes.

Shen Changliu's face was gloomy, he didn't speak, his face was almost pinched bald.

Zhong Li enjoyed it, and returned home with a full load of food, put Shen Changliu on the stove, and started cooking.

Shen Changliu hugged his arms in front of his chest, pouted his mouth, and stared at Zhongli to make a fire. This guy used to light the fire directly with wood, no wonder it seemed like he was going to burn down the house every time.

Before learning to control his body, Shen Changliu couldn't support his body with his calves, and he fell sideways crookedly, his little feet fluttered a bit, and he couldn't stand up even with great efforts.

At this time, the smell of fireworks wafted over, and Shen Changliu hurriedly called out to Zhongli: "Take me out!"

In his busy schedule, Zhong Li pinched the back of Shen Changliu's neck, threw it to the ground, called the flower cat, pushed its buttocks, and said, "Go, drag your little master out."

"Meow~" Huamao responded, holding Shen Changliu's back collar in its mouth, and dragging Shen Changliu out on catwalks.

"Zhong, Li!" The soft voice of the little milk gradually disappeared at the door.

The corners of Zhongli's mouth turned up, and he let out a smirk, concentrated on the spoon in his hand, boiled some milk, and poured rice for the toothless Shen Changliu.

The flower cat took Shen Changliu for a walk around the courtyard, and Shen Changliu was stunned. He grabbed the cat's leg with his small hand, and when he exerted force, both the cat and the person fell to the ground.

After rolling around, Shen Changliu was so ashamed, out of a child's instinct, he cried out with a "wow".

Hearing the cry, Zhong Li rushed out in a hurry, saw Shen Changliu on the ground, and hurried forward to hug him.

"Don't cry, don't cry..." Patting Shen Changliu on the back, Hu stubbled his face, comforting him.

Shen Changliu gasped for a while, stared at Zhongli with teary eyes, and said, "I'm hungry."

Zhong Li grinned, his bright white teeth contrasted sharply with his dark face: "Let's eat now."

Put Shen Changliu on the dining table, enter the room to serve the meal, the cat jumped on the table, sat upright, and waited for the meal with Shen Changliu every day.

The fresh milk was brought to the table, and Shen Changliu's child's nature was revealed. He raked the ground with his hands, his body squirmed and grabbed the milk tray, buried his head in it, and gulped it down. He was really hungry.

The cat sticks out its tongue, licking the milk on the plate gracefully, eating it is dozens of times better than Shen Changliu's.

Zhongli, who had been busy all day, didn't feel hungry at all, leaned on the stool, looked at the large and small creatures on the table, and frowned slightly.

The current Shen Changliu is very cute, and he can still cheat some food with this appearance, but if he is like this for a lifetime, how can he solve the sex problem?

I have to think of a way quickly, or the reincarnation will be decades away, and I will miss a lot of time together.

Shen Chang, who buried his head in his meal, didn't know Zhongli's distress at all, so he licked off the chassis and smacked his mouth in satisfaction.

Zhong Li picked up Shen Changliu and looked at him sadly, helpless.

"What's wrong?" Shen Changliu stretched out his small hand to cover Zhongli's frown.

"Call me daddy. From now on, we will be called father and son." This is the best way Zhongli thought of. First, call him father and son to hide it from the eyes of the world. After all, the lies are all over, and the food is also accepted. It's not good. round down.

The little milk's voice reappeared: "Zhongli, it's from your uncle!"

Seeing Shen Changliu's puffy face, Zhong Li felt playful.

"Call me daddy, I'll take care of you from now on." With his hands loosened, Shen Changliu landed on the ground quickly, and quickly withdrew his hands, trapping Shen Changliu, deliberately scaring him.

Shen Changliu, who was picked up again, was stunned and forgot to cry. After a long pause, he burst into tears with a "wow".

After teasing Shen Changliu, Zhongli's heart ached again, it seemed that he was really scared.

"Okay, stop crying, I'm just kidding with you." No matter how Ren Zhongli coaxed Shen Changliu, he was unmoved and cried all afternoon.

At the beginning, Zhongli coaxed his wife earnestly, but in the middle of the afternoon, he was so sleepy that he found a pair of wooden plugs to plug his ears, exiled Shen Chang to the bedside, and fell asleep soundly.

During this sleep, Zhong Li had a strange dream. He dreamed that he was stripped naked and tied up.

Immediately afterwards, a coolness came from under his body, reaching his vitals, it felt too real, Zhong Li moved his body, and it still hurt a little.

A gust of wind blew, and it was chilly, Zhongli wanted to stretch out his hand to pull the quilt.

Um?Why can't I move!

Um?Why is there a hard object on the neck.

Opening his sleepy eyes, Zhong Li saw Shen Changliu kneeling on him, holding a kitchen knife to his neck.

Zhong Li chuckled and said, "Lady, you, what are you doing?"

"Father, I saw that your beard has grown and I want to shave it for you." After finishing speaking, Shen Changliu pressed Zhongli's head and shaved vigorously on his face.

"It hurts, it hurts, lady, I was wrong." Zhong Li protested while shaking his body.

"Father, this is the first time I've shaved someone's beard. I'm not experienced enough, so you'd better not do it." Shen Changliu used a knife in both hands, and it took nearly half an hour to finish plucking Zhongli's beard.

Zhong Li pretended to resist at first, but in the second half he lay comfortably on the bed, enjoying Shen Changliu's service. Although his mouth hurt a little, he was satisfied with his posture.

Unaware of Zhongli's restless thoughts, Shen Changliu rode on Zhongli's lower abdomen, shaving his beard earnestly, with the roots of his thighs rubbing against the muscles on both sides from time to time.

Zhongli endured it secretly, and there was a wonderful feeling under his body.

The pain disappeared, Zhong Li opened his eyes, and asked with a wicked smile, "Are you done shaving?"

"It's over." Shen Changliu blew off the stubble on the kitchen knife, jumped down, and prepared for the next "service".

The waist was suddenly pulled back by a force, Shen Changliu was thrown on the soft quilt, Zhong Li held Shen Changliu's chest with his big hand, and said with a smile: "Lady, now it's my husband who will take good care of you."

"You..." Shen Changliu touched the broken rope on the bed, he shouldn't treat Zhongli, this beast, in an ordinary way.

Shen Changliu climbed onto Zhongli's neck, and breathed into his ear: "If you don't serve well, I'll divorce you."

"If you divorce me, it will be impossible in this life." The bed curtain was drawn, the quilt was covered, and the clouds turned upside down.