LIE+TO+ME

"No." The child stood up and looked around, then suddenly pointed to the front and said, "Mom, it's them, I saw it!"

All eyes were focused on the direction the child was pointing at.

It was Lu Nan and Yu Bei.

The child's mother smiled stiffly and said, "You must have read it wrong. Eat something quickly and stop talking."

Lu Nan's expression was still the same as usual, so cold that he was defiant.

But in my heart, I said, fuck, I can't pass this year.

At this moment, the mental activities of the uncle and nephew completely coincided.

The meal ended in a very stiff atmosphere.They all rushed to the lobby, it's better not to see the bustle today.

"You two, go to my side." Yu Bei's mother left this sentence, and forced her daughter to leave.

Yu Bei and Lu Nan looked at each other, and followed up bravely.Today, blood will be spattered three feet anyway, and the two of them have already prepared for the worst.

As soon as he entered the room, Yu Bei slapped his sister.The strength was so great that Yu Bei almost suspected that she had prepared a whole dinner.

In response to Yu Bei's words many years ago, why is he unlucky every time.

Lu Nan stole a glance at his uncle.Yu Bei shook his head lightly, telling him not to act rashly.

"It's really you two?"

Yu Bei nodded and said, "I made this happen, and I take the responsibility."

"Lu Nan is only 19 years old, you are nine years older than him, are you still human? You are a beast."

Yu Bei's sister was so excited that she was about to rush forward again, but her mother stopped her.

"Ask first. This is my son too. Don't you feel bad for beating him?"

This relationship is a bit confusing.Although the occasion was not right, Lu Nan really wanted to laugh.He tried his best to hold back, maintaining a gloomy face.

"You two, what's going on?"

"I love Lu Nan, that's it." Yu Bei avoided his mother's extremely disappointed gaze, "I won't marry anyone else."

"You are his uncle! Our family, our family will have unworthy descendants like you."

Lu Nan suddenly raised his head and said, "What's the point of scolding my uncle all the time. I must have a part in this matter anyway. I took the initiative."

"you shut up!"

Lu Nan was also slapped, and now the nephew and uncle are even.

"Is it an honor to be gay with your uncle?! Are you still shameless?"

"No more." Lu Nan's voice raised unconsciously, "What's the matter with me and Yu Bei? Isn't it just my uncle? I have liked him since I was 16 years old. I will be with him all my life. Whoever comes Useless!"

"Are you still reasonable?!"

Yu Bei grabbed his sister's hand.Previously, five bright red fingerprints had been left on Lu Nan's left face.Because of the thin skin, a large area was red, which looked very scary.

"Don't hit him, sister. Children don't understand."

Yu Bei's elder sister sneered, "Don't call me elder sister." As he said that, he started to fight again.

"Stop it all!" Yu Bei's mother yelled, "Fortunately your dad is out today, otherwise he could beat you two to death."

Yu Bei was helpless, and said: "Mom, there is really no other way, Lu Nan and I should leave here. We won't embarrass you any more."

"Why does my son want to go with you? You ruined my son. How do you tell him to behave in the future? He ran away with his own uncle when he was only 19 years old, and his spine would be broken."

"Since this has already happened," Yu Bei said slowly, "it won't help if Lu Nan stays here. Let's ask him what he thinks."

"Mom, I want to go with my uncle." Lu Nan pursed his lower lip and said, "Sorry."

Before Yu Bei's father came back, Yu Bei and Lu Nan quickly packed up their things and ran away.Yu Bei's father is an old man with a violent temper, throwing a porcelain jar at him can knock people's heads to pieces.If something like this happens, I'm afraid it will break Yu Bei's leg.

After all, Yu Bei is nine years older than Lu Nan.In the eyes of most people, Yu Bei has to bear the only responsibility no matter what.Although it's actually quite the opposite.

Lu Nan said: "Oh, brother-in-law, the two of us have become desperate couples."

"You will have to rely on me to support you in the future, remember to be good, or—"

"Otherwise what?"

"Otherwise I'll spend days and nights with you."

Lu Nan laughed and said, "Since when did you have this ability?"

"You have to believe in the power of technology."

Yu Bei drove the Cayenne on the south side of the road, and had to go back to Shanghai via the expressway and the cross-sea bridge.Lu Nan said, "Uncle, can I drive with you instead?"

"No need. Your uncle can still afford it, don't worry."

Lu Nandao: "Fortunately, I have the foresight to volunteer to fill in all the universities in Shanghai. Otherwise, I will be in big trouble."

"..."

"small thing?"

"What?"

"Did you already plan to elope with your uncle?"

"Why is your face so big?" Lu Nan held a lollipop in his mouth, "I didn't want to refuse before, but also welcomed me as a prudish person who didn't want to be gay. Now I'm going to be smug. If you didn't finally agree, I have already made plans to go to Shanghai to have a good time."

"It's incredible."

Yu Bei stretched out his hand and pinched Lu Nan's cheek, "Am I still blocking your way?"

"Then no, how could it be. Being gay with my uncle is my ultimate dream since I was a child."

"That's pretty decent."

"Uncle, where do you live in Shanghai?"

"Why, do you want to move in and live with me?"

"Yes, it can save a lot of rent."

"You didn't live in the dormitory?"

"I don't want to live. It took a lot of effort to get my mother to agree to my renting a house. In fact, the counselor didn't agree with me at first, saying that I have to communicate with my classmates as a freshman. I said, why don't you check my file."

"Your file is full of disciplinary records." Yu Bei smiled, "Thanks to the public school you went to, otherwise you would have been persuaded to quit a thousand times."

"That's right. Later, when the director of politics and education saw me, he made a detour. I might as well call the teacher." Lu Nan looked embarrassed.Seeing him, Yu Bei only wanted to do one thing, which was to strip him naked and throw him on the bed, to see how crazy he was.

"Although all the punishments have been withdrawn, the records are still there. I told the counselor that I was a little manic, and I was afraid that I would lose control and hurt my classmates. She had to agree."

Yu Bei asked about the location of Lu Nan's university, and how about the place Lu Nan rented.

"It's quite small. There is no room for a bed. I'll come back and sleep."

Yu Bei said: "Anyway, you still have a winter vacation, so stay with me first. Let's go and see if there is a compromise."

days are long.

postscript

There are many more stories, or accidents, that happened to me and my nephew later.If you insist on writing, you can keep writing.But I think, since "they" have overcome all kinds of difficulties and successfully escaped the ethical dilemma, then this short story can also end.

So far, I have been doing well in the technical department of a certain company.My nephew is preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination.We bought a suite, although only able to afford an upfront payment.

Everything is going well.

Do not read.

余北

2018.11.12