LIE+TO+ME

Yu Bei locked the door behind him. The date of their return was uncertain. If they heard or saw something serious, they would really be unable to live through this year.For example, seeing scenes like uncle beating up his nephew.

Lu Nan went through this chain of doors countless times before, kicked off his slippers and sat down on Yu Bei's bed.Yu Bei turned the chair next to the desk and sat facing Lu Nan.

"Why, don't you even dare to go to bed?"

There is no false element in Lu Nan's words.In the past, the two of them really liked watching movies and playing games on the bed.It's just that something doesn't always sound right.

"Be serious, all right. Talk like a little rascal."

"It's not that you teach well."

Yu Bei thought that sooner or later he would be pissed off by this little thing.Before Yu Bei could speak, Lu Nan preemptively asked, "What do you want to talk to me about?"

"How can you be sure that you like the same sex?"

"Watching GV can make you hard, watching AV is impotent." Lu Nan said wearily, "I'll tell you directly, so you don't have to ask. Let's put it this way, I have always regarded you as a sexual object. Since I was a child, I only like to be with you Together. I eat, sleep, do homework, play games, etc. You are involved in almost every activity. I can’t imagine that you will have an inexplicable man or woman in the future. I can’t accept that he is closer to you than I am to you. The thought of I fucking want to hit someone for such a shitty thing."

"Am I being too kind to you? Why are you so possessive, kid? Who told you that uncle is yours alone. I accompany you, love you, and care about you just because you are my nephew, not Fucking homosexuality, all right."

"What if I'm not your nephew?"

"Then we won't have any interaction from the beginning. I don't like children, especially you who are annoying and crazy."

"Really? Then can I draw a conclusion that you don't like children, you only like me. "

"Yes. You have treated family affection as love."

"Family affection will make me fantasize about having sex with you in my head?"

"How many men have you met? It's normal for a handsome uncle like your uncle to be welcomed by children like you."

"With all due respect, how many children have you met? Someone as handsome as your nephew has no friends, and every stop on the street, someone will strike up a conversation."

Yu Bei recalled Lu Nan's way of talking when he was a child. After so many years, Lu Nan has really improved in choking with people.

"I have a question," Lu Nan said.

"speak."

"How can you be sure that you don't regard love as family?"

"Little brat, are you having a philosophical debate with me?"

"No, I'm talking about the facts."

"I told you that last time. I have no idea about you."

"Really." Lu Nan sneered, "I have an idea."

"What are you going to do?" Yu Bei felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy when he heard this.

"Kiss me. If you feel shy and uncomfortable, it means you really have no idea about me."

Yu Bei's brain went into a complete mess.He was terrified to find that he really didn't dare.He was afraid that everything would be ruined after this kiss.

What family affection and love, in the face of desire, all become fucking bullshit.

Yu Bei fell silent.

Lu Nan showed a victorious smile, and read out the death sentence cheerfully like a wolf catching a rabbit.He said firmly: "You don't dare, uncle. I knew you didn't dare."

Yu Bei packed up and returned to Shanghai the next day.He knew he was escaping, but he had no choice.He hid for three years in Lunan High School.

Lu Nan is 19 years old and Yu Bei is 28 years old.

In the past few years, every time Yu Bei went home, his head was put on a blind date.Have met each other not a hundred times, but dozens of times.

But not only did he not intend to marry for a long time, he even showed no signs of falling in love.This made the whole family anxious except for Lu Nan.Of course, how many people hold the mentality of watching the excitement, and they also know it.

Yu Bei's mother wasn't boasting, she really thought her son was pretty good.Tall and handsome, graduated from a prestigious university, has no bad habits, and became a small senior executive in the technical department at a young age.Almost all the girls who came on a blind date were interested in Yu Bei, but her son was just like Fa Hai.Ask him what he thinks.He said he had no idea.

Ask him why he has no idea.No matter how good a girl is, she can pick out a bunch of thorns for him.

Yu Bei's sister persuaded his mother, what's the matter with the boy getting married later.But she asked her brother in private, "Did you not meet the right one?"

Yu Bei said, "I have no plans to get married at the moment. It's useless for you to be anxious."

Yu Bei thought very clearly, if you ask me to go on a blind date, I will go on a blind date.You ask me to get married, no way.

To sum it up in one word, procrastination.

It's not like he hasn't considered coming out.The problem is, he doesn't even have a partner to come out of the closet, and it's not convincing.It's a big deal to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, what else can you do.

However, the development of things will not always be under Yu Bei's control.