hell feng shui department

what's the situation?

Ma Laosan actually yelled at them to get up?

Lu Wangzhi squinted his eyes and looked at Zhuang Sui. The latter judged the situation and probably felt that there was nothing to be afraid of being alone with Ma Laosan, so he pretended to open his eyes slowly, yawned and sat up: "Huh? ...How did you come into our room, is it already morning?"

Lu Wangzhi had no choice but to "wake up" too.

Ma Laosan looked at them back and forth, and whispered: "You guys come out with me, I will take you to a place to hide."

"what?"

Lu Wangzhi and Zhuang Sui looked at each other, Ma Laosan saw them suspicious, and said urgently: "Don't think too much, I don't mean to harm you, the village is very dangerous tonight, if you stay here, you may die."

He said and handed a dagger to Lu Wangzhi: "If you doubt me, you can take this dagger. As long as you find anything wrong with me, you can use it to deal with me. In short, follow me first. On the way I'll explain it to you again."

Lu Wangzhi was playing with the dagger, and realized that Ma Laosan was serious, so he couldn't help saying: "The village is dangerous, but you want to take us to hide. If other people find you, you will be fine?"

Ma Laosan looked gloomy: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have been very tired all these years."

Lu Wangzhi glanced at his trembling feet in pain, sighed secretly, threw the dagger out, and nailed it to the ground outside the door with a snap.

Ma Laosan was startled, and turned around to pick up the dagger, but Lu Wangzhi said, "You can keep the dagger, I have one myself."

Ma Laosan turned around in surprise: "You..."

Lu Wangzhi added: "You don't need to take us somewhere to hide, you just do what the village assigns you."

Ma Laosan's expression changed: "How do you know..."

Lu Wangzhi got out of bed, walked over to see the situation outside, and then closed the door: "Where is the person who lives with you? Did you come out without telling him?"

"He's still sleeping." Ma Laosan looked back and forth between him and Zhuang, and he found that the two looked calm, as if they were not surprised by his late-night visit, "Who are you...?"

Zhuang Sui was still sitting on the bed, with his right leg propped up, his chin resting on his knee, and he said with a smile, "We are innocent passers-by who got involved, but by chance, we know the secrets of your village, and we also know that you plan to fight against each other tonight. All tourists hands on."

Ma Laosan's face changed greatly: "Then why don't you run away?"

Lu Wangzhi patted him on the shoulder, pulled up a portion of his sleeve, and observed the moth-eaten hole on his arm: "Because we unfortunately like to fight against the evil ghost, and we plan to help your village get rid of this monster. "

Ma Laosan tried to withdraw his hand but failed. He watched Lu Wangzhi stick a talisman on his arm, and the tingling pain swept across his body instantly, but the pain only lasted a few seconds. Horrible worms scrambled out of the bore, then froze.

Lu Wangzhi scraped all the bugs to the ground, picked up a little spiritual fire and burned them all.

Ma Laosan almost dropped his jaw in shock, and his voice was so excited that he couldn't hold back: "Are you celestial masters?"

"Almost." Lu Wangzhi gave Ma Laosan a brief explanation of their plan to enter the tunnel to deal with the black dragon.

"Just follow the original arrangement, pretend to stun us with medicine, and then send us there."

Ma Laosan's doubts did not dispel, he hesitated and said: "But the Great God of Zhuxi has boundless magic power, and there were some celestial masters who tried to cast spells to get rid of it before, but they failed. If you go, I'm afraid you won't be able to defeat it."

"Don't worry, we have a sense of proportion." Zhuang Sui took his coat and took out his business card from his pocket: "We are from Haicheng Qiyun Fengshui Department, and the Zhuxi God in your village destroyed Dongyun Mountain for his misfortune. It’s our duty to get rid of it, even if something happens, you won’t be blamed, and don’t worry, our unit has solved a lot of big cases recently, and we have a lot of experience.”

Ma Laosan took the business card and confirmed it several times. Knowing that the person who came this time seemed to be much more reliable than he imagined, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and after a while he agreed: "Okay, but you must be careful. If you can't deal with it, find a way to escape... I'll pretend to be drugged later, and Lao Shi will come and help me move you out, don't reveal your secrets."

Zhuang Sui heard him mention his boyfriend, and asked curiously: "Shi Xinyang is your boyfriend, right?"

Ma Laosan blushed: "Did you see it?"

"I see."

Ma Laosan showed a somewhat embarrassed smile: "That's right, you two are the same as us, so it's not surprising to see that."

Lu Wangzhi choked when he heard it, and was about to clarify when Zhuang Sui said, "You let us go secretly, didn't you tell him?"

Ma Laosan shook his head: "I didn't tell him, I decided on my own, for fear that he might worry."

Zhuang Sui looked at him thoughtfully: "I have always had a question. You have a lot of moth-eaten holes on your body, so the smell of rotten flesh is more obvious, but Shi Xinyang seems to be far less serious than you. This is your first time If you invite a guest to live at home, logically speaking, shouldn’t he be in the same condition as you?”

Lu Wangzhi was taken aback when he heard it, and understood what Zhuang Sui meant, so he looked at Ma Laosan with a little more inquisitive gaze.

Ma Laosan smiled wryly, and said: "He is different from an incompetent person like me. He is the only master who can tie fire dragons and make dragon heads. There are many things that need to be prepared by him for the Mid-Autumn Festival every year. Without him, we can't do it. So even if he refuses to trick people into coming to the house, the village head will take care of him."

"Then why didn't he help you?" Lu Wangzhi narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling a little angry.

Seeing that he seemed to have misunderstood him, Ma Laosan hurriedly waved his hands and said: "Oh no, Lao Shi was not from our village in the first place. He stayed because of me. He promised to help the village on the condition that the village chief occasionally give I need some medicine to relieve the pain, otherwise I would not be able to survive."

After that, he paused and sighed: "But this year, I really can't bear it. He couldn't bear my hard work, so he persuaded me to attract tourists."

Lu Wangzhi and Zhuang Sui were silent for a while, and they hated the black dragon who hid his head and showed his tail even more.

Ma Laosan talked to them again, and seeing that they had made up their minds, he turned around and went out to prepare drugs.

Lu Wangzhi watched him leave, and sighed softly after the thin figure disappeared: "It's not easy for him and the old lady."

Zhuang Sui folded his hands behind his head and leaned against the wall, watching him take out the dagger and start wiping. The hazy moonlight outside the window shone in and fell on Lu Wangzhi's body, coating him with a blurry and translucent light edge. Zhuang Sui could see A little distracted, knowing the meaning of his sigh.

There are many kind people, but there are very few people who can endure all kinds of hardships.If they don't save such people, who else can they save?

Lu Wangzhi put away the dagger, and turned around to find Zhuang Sui staring at him dimly.

Lu Wangzhi: "?"

Zhuang Suilian looked back, turned over and moved to the side of the bed, leaned next to Lu Wangzhi and said, "I need to discuss something with you."

Lu Wangzhi's eyes were burning like a torch: "What's the matter? Are you going to continue the topic before Ma Laosan came in?"

"..." Zhuang Sui choked, and coughed lightly: "No, the business is important now..." Seeing that Lu Wangzhi's eyes seemed to kill someone, he changed his words: "I will talk about that topic in detail after the business is over, I promise, You must make it clear when the time comes!"

Lu Wangzhi naturally understood that the first task now is to deal with the black dragon, so he reluctantly said: "Okay, I will settle the score with you then."

Zhuang Sui blinked and muttered in a low voice, "It's not sure who will settle accounts with whom."

"Ok?"

"Ah, no..." Zhuang Sui hurriedly said, "I just want to say, if it is difficult to deal with the black dragon, I will be responsible for dealing with that thing, and then find a way to create opportunities for you. You and Zhou Huai and the others escape Go out and contact other departments in the city, report the situation in Zhuxi Village, and ask the city to send more people to the village urgently. The fog on the mountain will probably clear up as soon as the celebration is over, and it should be easier to go out by then. Can call..."

"What are you talking about?" Lu Wangzhi couldn't help interrupting him, feeling that he was a little strange, "Does an evil dragon need you to deal with it so nervously?"

Zhuang Sui was silent for two seconds, fiddled with his crooked hairstyle and said: "This is not a nervous response, it's called planning for a rainy day. Our unit used to be too hot and alone when we were out on the job, especially you, you can't stop it Hold on, pull the head rope and rush forward. It is very powerful, but there is no organizational arrangement at all, making us like a grassroots team. If you want me to say that you should make a plan in advance and make a contingency plan. In case of an emergency, you can…”

"Okay, okay." Lu Wangzhi felt dizzy when he heard that, afraid of Zhuang Sui's long speech, he surrendered: "I know, in short, we should beat it up first, and if we can't beat it, we will send reinforcements, right?"

Zhuang Sui nodded: "Just remember, hey...you can help me to see if my hair is a little crooked. There is not even a mirror in this room, and there is no setting spray. I woke up this morning and felt that my hairstyle was a bit wrong. "

Lu Wangzhi: "..."

When Ma Laosan entered the door again, he saw Lu Wangzhi arranging Zhuang Sui's hair in a somewhat rude manner.

He blinked in embarrassment: "You..."

Zhuang Suiban lowered his head and let Lu Wangzhi do his best. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "It's just that, can you help me see if my hairstyle is okay?"

Ma Laosan said in a daze, "It's pretty good... You guys have to do your hair beforehand when you go to slay demons?"

Although Lu Wangzhi's movements seemed rough, he controlled the strength when his fingers landed on Zhuang Sui's hair, and he was aesthetically pleasing, so he managed to make Zhuang Sui's hair look so good.

Zhuang Sui talked nonsense with Ma Laosan: "Why don't you? As long as there is an opportunity, we should show the demeanor of our Fengshui department." He pointed at Lu Wangzhi, and then said, "Look at us, what do we look like?"

Ma Laosan: "...you both are very handsome."

Zhuang Sui: "Handsome, our unit recruits people based on their looks, and the most handsome ones have the most missions. He and I are both in charge of appearances, so we must always pay attention to our image."

Lu Wangzhi heard a black line, afraid that Zhuang Sui would continue to talk nonsense, so he hurriedly said to Ma Laosan: "Don't listen to his nonsense, what's the matter, do you need us for something?"

Hearing his mention, Ma Laosan remembered why he came in, he looked towards the head of the bed, and said: "There is one thing I forgot, wasn't there a small statue of the Great God of Candle Creek on the head of the bed? Why didn't you see it?"

"Oh, I threw it to the corner of the bed." Zhuang Sui turned over on the bed, reached out and picked up the villain and handed it to Ma Laosan.

Seeing the angry expression on the villain's face, Ma Laosan said annoyedly: "Still angry... When I send you to the small square later, you need to show this villain to the village chief. Only when it smiles, you will be punished." Send it to the tunnel, and if it gets angry, it means that you will anger the God of Zhuxi, let alone the tunnel, you can't even enter the Panta, and you may be taken to the ancestral hall to let blood to make insect medicine."

"It's simple." Zhuang Sui pointed to Lu Wangzhi, "Let him touch that thing."

Lu Wangzhi took the villain, and Ma Laosan looked at him curiously, but the villain really smiled after a few seconds, and he was surprised: "How did you do it? You can change its expression at will?"

"No, this thing will laugh in my hands, but it will make it angry in his hands, it's that simple." Lu Wangzhi said, stuffing the villain into his pocket first, "Put it here first, so that it can keep Smile."

Ma Laosan nodded, and told the two of the future arrangements. When the time was almost there, he asked the two to lie on the bed, pretending to be stunned by drugs.

At three o'clock, Shi Xinyang got up on time and worked with Ma Laosan to move them outside.

A cart was prepared outside the house, and Zhuang Sui and Lu Wangzhi got onto the cart, and the cart was pushed up immediately.

The wheels were rumbling, and the surrounding area was relatively quiet at first, but when the cart merged into the village road, the surrounding sound became more and more noisy, as if many carts were pushing in the same direction at the same time.