hell feng shui department

The man at the head turned his eyes around Zhuang Sui and Lu Wangzhi, and stopped talking completely.

The middle-aged woman was a little reconciled, she gave the man a hard look, turned around and walked away while muttering: "No wonder I like your house..."

Lu Wangzhi felt a little embarrassed to be seen by that person, secretly pinched Zhuang Sui, and whispered: "What are you doing? Why don't I remember sleeping with you?"

Zhuang Sui also whispered in his ear: "Didn't you read the book "The Overbearing Boss Ate Me"? In the article, we sleep in our arms every day."

"..." Lu Wang didn't expect that he still remembered this, his ears turned red, and he tried to explain, "I haven't watched it recently..."

There is a lesson to be learned from the world, he has no time to catch up on updates recently, and many chapters have been left behind.

Zhuang Sui smiled without saying a word, and gave him a meaningful look. Lu Wangzhi's hair stood on end when he saw it. He felt that the other party didn't intend to believe the explanation, so he just shut up.

Seeing that the two of them had been biting their ears, the man lowered his head and coughed in embarrassment: "Well...you can just call me Ma Laosan, or you can come to my house to have a look now? If you are not satisfied, you can look for it again in time." Another room."

Zhuang Sui nodded happily: "Then let's go."

He said and stretched out a hand to Lu Wangzhi.

Lu Wangzhi: "?"

What do you mean?

"Hold it quickly!" Zhuang Sui urged him.

"..." Lu Wangzhi almost wanted to pry open Zhuang Sui's brain to see what's inside.Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Ma Laosan's gaze shifting towards this side, remembering the persona Zhuang Sui set up for the two of them just now, so he had to hold that hand.

Satisfied, Zhuang Sui pulled Lu Wangzhi out of the small square behind Ma Laosan.

Ma Laosan's home is at the east end of the village, and the houses here are obviously not as good as those on the west side. Most of them are old-fashioned village houses with tiled roofs.

"That's right here. My house is quite small. Let's take a look at the bed first. I'm afraid I won't be able to lie down." Ma Laosan pushed open the wooden door and entered a small courtyard with a patio, and then led the two into the courtyard on the right. Room.

Zhuang Sui and Lu Wangzhi went in and took a look. The room was unexpectedly normal, but it was really small, but there was nothing missing, such as TV, fan, air conditioner, table, chairs, etc., and even a WIFI account password was posted on the wall.

It's a pity that Ma Laosan said that the Internet in the village is not very good these two days, and I can't access the Internet.

Zhuang Sui had no objection to the size of the house. He glanced at the bed, and it was indeed a single bed, but it was okay for two people to squeeze together, and the bed was better than cleanliness. He turned around and asked Lu Wangzhi, "Can you get used to living in this place?" ?”

He remembered that Lu Wangzhi's family was very rich, and he was afraid that he would have problems with such a simple cottage.

Lu Wangzhi shook his head. He used to go out to work, set up tents and slept in caves before. He was not so pampered. The only problem with this room for him was that the space on the ground was too small to make a floor bunk. He really needed tonight Lie on the same bed with Zhuang Sui!

"That's fine, let's take this one!" Zhuang Sui happily gave the money to Ma Laosan.

Ma Laosan had just explained to them how to use the water heater in the bathroom, when there was a sound at the gate of the courtyard.

A man about Ma Laosan's age opened the door and walked in. He was obviously taken aback when he saw a guest in the room: "Is there a guest in our house?"

Ma Laosan turned around and went out to talk to him. The man was taller than Ma Laosan, with a strong body and a bit fierce appearance. He looked at Lu Wangzhi and them suspiciously. People come to live, why come two at once?"

Ma Laosan's voice was softer than his, and he seemed to explain it. The guard on the man's face not only did not dissipate, but became more obvious. He glanced at Lu Wangzhi's side again, and immediately pulled Ma Laosan's hand like protecting a cub. Hand back to the house.

Lu Wangzhi: "..."

Zhuang Sui obviously also saw the news, and said with great interest: "So Ma Laosan has a boyfriend, no wonder that woman talked like that just now."

Lu Wangzhi thought for a while, then turned to look at him: "Why did you choose this person?"

Zhuang Sui closed the door, walked around the room, touched this and looked at that, the golden light flickered in the place where he passed, and there was no evil spirit.

After the inspection, he said: "Did you find it? The smell on this person is particularly obvious, stronger than the others, but he doesn't fit in with others, and he doesn't seem to be very active in attracting residents. Maybe we can start from him." It will be easier."

Facts have proved that Zhuang Suiwai played the right game and chose a gay home. Ma Laosan had no doubts about Zhuang Sui's insistence that the two of them sleep in a single room.

The toilets in this place are public, and they are in the yard. Lu Wangzhi didn't change his clothes, so he simply used the clothes cleaning charm to clean them, and then took a hasty shower.

When he came out after washing, he saw Ma Laosan squatting in a corner of the yard. There seemed to be an incense burner there. Ma Laosan lit the red candle and incense stick in his hand, and inserted the incense candle into the incense burner while chanting.

The flickering light of the candles illuminated his face, as well as the clay idol behind the censer.

Lu Wangzhi suddenly said: "Worship God? Why do you worship at this time?"

Ma Laosan was startled by him, and almost shook the lighter in his hand.

"Ah..." He stood up in a panic, and said vaguely, "Yes...we are used to praying at this time here."

Lu Wangzhi walked over pretending to be curious, and his eyes fell on the statue: "Your statue is quite special, it is neither a landlord nor a Guanyin."

Ma Laosan laughed aloud: "Actually, those landlord voices also worship, but this one is the Zhuxi god in our village. If you worship, you can bless the weather, wealth, wealth and well-being."

Lu Wangzhi was a newcomer, so he asked about gods and ghosts in depth, so he secretly wrote down the style of the statue, chatted with Ma Laosan for a few words, and then went back to the room.

Zhuang Sui was not in the room, and he came back with rainwater more than ten minutes later. After closing the door, he took off his clothes and spread them on a chair beside him.

I don't know if the room is too small or Lu Wangzhi's nose has evolved. After Zhuang Sui took off his clothes, the masculine breath went straight into Lu Wangzhi's nose. The latter didn't sit on the bed, nor did he stand there looking at Zhuang Sui, who was tied up in a vest sweat.

Can't you just throw the Clothes Charm on your body?What are you doing undressing?Who doesn't have muscles?

Lu Wangzhi slandered for a while, so he simply smashed the jar, sat down on the edge of the bed with his arms folded, and looked at Zhuang with big eyes.

Ai Lu, right? If you dare to look at Lu Wangzhi, he dares to look at the corpse that has been crushed into meatloaf. Does your Zhuang have two penises growing on his body?

Zhuang Sui naturally felt the relentless gaze behind him. He intentionally or unintentionally chose an angle that best showed his figure. He originally intended to show it to Lu Wangzhi, but today Lu Wangzhi saw it so calmly, which is a bit unexpected. he expected.

So he didn't put on his clothes after cleaning up, went to sit next to Lu Wangzhi, and handed over his mobile phone: "I just walked around the neighborhood and found that every household here seems to be worshiping the same god."

Lu Wangzhi felt that Zhuang Sui's chest muscles were about to hit his arm: "..."

This kind of skin-to-skin feeling is really not comparable to seeing, but he also expected that there is no most shameless here in Zhuang Sui, there is only more shameless, and he will lose if he panics.

"The God of Candle Creek." Lu Wangzhi still took Zhuang Sui's mobile phone and looked through the photos on it. The craftsmanship and material of the god statues in the photos were different, but they were all the same image without exception-the god statues had beautiful faces and eyes. Slightly restrained, the corners of his mouth seem to be smiling but not smiling, he sits in meditation, which is common in Buddha statues, with both hands pinching the Dharma seal and placing it on his knees, and his body is wrapped by something that looks like a dragon and not a dragon.

"Ma Laosan also has one in their yard. I saw him offering incense just now."

"A god who grows up like this..." Zhuang Sui didn't finish the second half of the sentence, but Lu Wangzhi also understood that most of the gods who grow up like this are not decent gods, and eight or nine out of ten are evil gods.

Ma Laosan said that worshiping it can bless the weather, prosperity and well-being, and it is really a ghost.

"Go to sleep." Zhuang Sui said, "These villagers are doing everything possible to keep people behind. They must have deep meaning. Let's just play by ear."

Lu Wangzhi was caught off guard: "...Sleep now?...Shouldn't you take a bath first?"

He thought he wanted to discuss the origin of the Great God of Zhuxi, but Zhuang Sui didn't follow the routine at all, and immediately jumped to the topic of sleeping.

Seeing him frozen by the bed, Zhuang Sui looked down at himself, a little aggrieved: "You dislike me for being unclean?"

"No..." Lu Wangzhi was speechless.

Zhuang Sui laughed, got up and walked out the door, saying as he walked, "Hey, I'm going to wash it now, and I'll touch it for you when I come back."

Lu Wangzhi was dumbfounded: "No! Why did you let me touch it? I don't want to touch it!"

Zhuang Sui ignored him and walked to the door of the room whistling. Lu Wangzhi reacted again: "Don't go out naked!!"

Zhuang Sui paused, turned back and picked up the clothes on the chair. When he left, he didn't forget to glance at Lu Wangzhi, and said with a smile, "Understood, I won't let the other two comrades see it, just show it to you."

Lu Wangzhi: "..."

If you are convinced, you can't fight, but you can't show off.

Lu Wangzhi stared at the closed door for a long time, then turned over and lay down on the bed. He subconsciously lay down a little more inside, trying to leave more space for Zhuang Sui, but he stopped within two seconds, rolled over, and lay down carelessly. In the middle of the bed—why should he think about this peacock?Love to sleep or not to sleep.

He settled down to gather sleepiness, but the sleepiness came too slowly, and Zhuang Suixi too fast, he heard the door knocking after a while.

The man came in with a scent of soap, turned off the light lightly, then turned on the bed, put his hands on Lu Wangzhi's waist, and muttered with warm breath: "I have no place to sleep, you want me to sleep Is it oppressing you all night?"

"..."

Lu Wangzhi's scalp exploded——!Zhuang Sui took a shower and didn't put on his shirt, so what's the point of him taking his clothes out just now? ?

He hurriedly shrank back to the inside of the bed. Just as he was about to turn around and take away Zhuang Sui's hand and order him to put on his clothes, he felt his back was empty, and the warm touch disappeared. Zhuang Sui sat up and pulled him over to the foot of the bed. Gently put the quilt on him, and after covering him firmly, he whispered: "Sleep, I can't press it down."

When the man lay down again, he became more disciplined, as if it was just a fight just now, the purpose was to get some sleeping space from Lu Wangzhi.

"..."

Lu Wangzhi thus became a saw-mouth gourd.

His ears under the quilt were slightly red. He stared at the old wall for a long time, and waited for a long time when there was no movement behind him. He guessed that Zhuang Sui should be asleep, so he dared to turn around slowly, only to meet him. Zhuang Sui opened his eyes wide open.

Lu Wangzhi: "..."

Why are you still keeping your eyes open?

What's so good about his back!

Lu Wangzhi was in a state of confusion, and it took him a while to realize that Zhuang Sui was still shirtless, and that the quilt was for one person, and it was all covering him, while Zhuang Sui had nothing on.

The village is as cold as a ghost town at night, even if the door of the room is closed, the wind will leak in through the cracks and blow all over Zhuang Suiguang's back.

Lu Wangzhi was speechless for a while: "Why don't you put on your clothes before going to sleep?"

"It's not pajamas, it's uncomfortable to lie on the bed in." Zhuang Sui said softly.

Lu Wangzhi shook off the quilt and spread half of it on him, but found that it was still not enough: "Go in."

Zhuang Sui didn't move, just looked at him: "Don't you think I'm crowded?"

"I don't think you're crowded..." Lu Wangzhi sighed, thinking you were shameless.

Zhuang Sui was happy again, and moved in happily.

He was like a wall, safely keeping Lu Wangzhi within reach of his fingers, protecting each other in the small space on the bed.Lu Wangzhi felt that his breath was full of this person's breath. He thought that he would definitely not be able to fall asleep, but after a while he was surprised to find that his heartbeat like a drum slowly calmed down.

Drowsiness welled up.

Strange, he thought in a daze, a half-naked man lying a few centimeters away in front of him, he actually felt a little relieved, who gave him the courage? ? ?