hell feng shui department
Chapter 52 Assumption
Fengdu Mountain is haunted by ghosts and is surrounded by a layer of fog all year round. Most of the palaces and palaces of Zhoujue Yintian Palace are half hidden in the fog, making it hard to see clearly.At this time, there was a cold wind blowing from the north, and even Guichajia, who had long lost his mortal body, felt a little chilly.
But when the bone-cutting wind blows to Zhuang Sui's surroundings, he avoids it by himself, as if he is a little afraid that the faint light shining on his body will not blow his clothes at all.
Zhuang Sui didn't care whether the place was cold or not, his thoughts were spinning, his thoughts ran wild, and he stopped unconsciously.
"You are... surnamed Li, right?"
Guichai A has been following him two steps anxiously, when he suddenly heard the other party's greeting, he hurriedly moved to Zhuang Sui's side: "Yes, yes, yes, sir, just call me Xiao Li."
Zhuang Sui hummed, thought for a while and asked again: "What's the last name of the ghost who borrowed my phone just now?"
Guichai A blinked: "His surname is Yang."
"Well, then call him Xiao Yang." Zhuang Sui coughed lightly, rubbing his nose, "Assumption, I'm talking about a hypothesis, Xiao Yang is your subordinate."
"..." Guichai A has been in Fengdu Mountain for 300 years, and Guichai B has only been on the job for a few days. There is a big age difference between the two of them. Originally, he didn't want to be called peers, but in front of Zhuang Sui, They really only have a "little" share, so Guichaijia had no choice but to say: "My lord, please tell me."
Zhuang Sui put his hand on his shoulder without any distinction of dignity: "It's very simple, suppose someone wrote a few articles like "The Overbearing Boss Eats Me" for you and Xiao Yang, would you read it?"
Guichai A's face immediately turned red like a flamingo: "I, what do I do with this, I don't have that kind of relationship with that kid."
Zhuang Sui: "I'm not talking about hypotheses. I don't care if you read it or not. In short, Xiao Yang has read it, and not only read one article, but also set up an update reminder. What do you think is the situation?"
Guicha A thought for a while, and couldn't help shivering: "..."
"Also!" Zhuang Sui whispered, "He always secretly stares at you from time to time. He looks like nothing on the surface, but secretly he always fantasizes that you bullied him and refused to admit it."
Guichai A looked constipated: "What do you mean you bullied him and refused to admit it?"
Zhuang Sui touched his nose: "I probably kissed him."
Guichai A's face turned red and pale, and he forced himself not to think about the scene of kissing Guichai B, and said dryly: "Does he really not consider treating his brain?"
Zhuang Sui pressed his shoulder lightly: "Assume what!"
"Since it's hypothetical..." Guichajia scratched his head, only thinking of one possibility that made his teeth ache: "Is he interested in me?" cold war.
Zhuang Sui's expression suddenly became strange.He didn't ask any more questions, he rubbed his fingers on his chin one after another, then raised his legs and walked forward blindly, but he didn't pay attention to the steps in front of him, and almost stepped on the ground.
"My lord, be careful!" Guichai A was so frightened that he stepped forward to support him, but when he looked up, he saw Zhuang Sui smiling absent-mindedly, and said to himself, "So he is interested in me?"
Why is he interested in me?
Guichai A was stunned when he heard it, and suddenly realized after a few seconds that Zhuang Sui was assuming some nonsense, maybe he was not talking about himself!
Then the person he was talking about was watching "The Domineering Boss Ate Me", secretly staring at him, and feeling bullied by him... Could it be Mr. Lu?
Guichajia's heart was pounding, and after a while, he couldn't help but tentatively said: "What do you think, sir? Is there any other plausible explanation besides this?"
Zhuang Sui froze for a moment, apparently stumped by his question.
When Guichai A saw his expression, he immediately understood.He suddenly remembered that the grown-up in front of him was born with a natural upbringing, and could eat well in the human and spiritual worlds. After so many years of mixing, he could be regarded as a little old-fashioned. Talking about love seems to be an inexperienced one.
A few years ago, Zhuang Sui once rescued a female ghost who died tragically.However, Zhuang Sui thought that she wanted to compete with David for food, and tried to persuade him to give in to the child. The female ghost couldn't laugh or cry, knowing that Zhuang Sui had no intentions of her, she went to line up to reincarnate the next day.
Zhuang Suifei didn't understand love at all, he could see Ye Tianshuang's thoughts, but when this matter happened to him, he seemed to suddenly lack the key to open the box, and couldn't open the lock in a daze.
After thinking about some of his questions carefully, the more Guichaijia thought about it, the more excited he became, and couldn't help but want to go back and write tens of thousands of words of CP Xiaohuangwen immediately-my cute CP may be real! 9012 year!I didn't expect it to be true. As long as I live long, anything is possible!
"My lord!" He forgot his identity for a moment, took Zhuang Sui's hand firmly, and said sincerely, "Do you have ghost letters? How about we add ghost letters? If there are such incomprehensible things in the future You can ask me the 'what if' question, I understand it very well!"
Zhuang Sui was dazzled by the conclusion that "he might be interested in me", and after recovering, he added Guichajia's ghost letter.
In less than a second, I received a recommended article from the other party:
[Fanren Tiandi] "Dump the Boss and Run with the Ball" Boss X Lu Wangzhi
[Fanren Tiandi] Boss X Lu Wangzhi in "Sexy Subordinates Online Ghost Hunting"
Zhuang Sui was stunned for a while: "...Why do you post all the fanfiction of me and Lu Wangzhi?"
Guichai A was also too excited to post it for a while, but now he suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Zhuang Sui dumbfounded, and lowered his head evasively after a few seconds.
Zhuang Sui suddenly realized that his "assumption" trick had been exposed, and he pursed his lips as hard as he could, thinking that the topic should be vague.However, it was the first time for him to experience such a change. Most people of his generation in the spirit world had already experienced love, either indifferently or detached from it, and it was impossible for anyone to come and say that he liked him.Those who are lower than him or those little demons and little ghosts fall in love with him, and most of them are overwhelmed by the difference between superiority and inferiority, and they dare not wishful thinking.
This was the first time in so many years that his heart was beating for such a thing, and somehow he felt a little happy, so he finally couldn't hold back, and coughed lightly: "Actually, I'm not sure if he's real..."
As soon as Ghost Escort A heard that he had slipped his tongue, he knew that he was not mistaken, and quickly said happily: "It's okay to be uncertain. You might as well observe more, and you will be sure."
"After confirming?"
Guichai blinked: "..."
Zhuang Sui patted his head: "Hey, look at me, I'm so stupid." He raised his legs and walked out quickly, saying as he walked, "Of course I'll drive away anyone who wants to touch him after I'm sure." Try hitting him again?Keep the fur all plucked off.
One person and one ghost walked almost to the mountain gate, and ghost messenger A couldn't help reminding: "My lord, are you ready to go back?"
Zhuang Sui paused, remembering the original intention of coming here today.He looked back at Guichaijia, and then raised his eyes to look at the Yintian Palace that had been left behind, probably because his mentality was different from usual, and his mind was more active than ever: "Speaking of which, the emperor always avoids it like this." No, there is really no 300 taels of silver here. Lu Wangzhi and I obviously have some origins that he won’t discuss in detail. It’s okay if the old man refuses to talk about it. If you don’t want to talk about it today, it doesn’t mean you don’t want to talk about it tomorrow.”
Seeing that there was a bit of slyness in his smile, Guichai A couldn't help secretly feeling something was wrong.Sure enough, Zhuang Sui rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "How about this, you turn around and tell the emperor that Zhizhi and I are going to fall in love soon, and ask him the old man's opinion, I think he should be very happy."
Since there is a relationship, will the emperor allow him to deepen his friendship with the other party?As long as he has the intention to stop it, the old man can no longer shrink back and disappear. He doesn't have to do anything, as long as he stays at home, maybe the old man can't help but come here by himself, so there's no need for him to stare at this side every day movement.Now the situation was reversed, and he was not in a hurry.
After speaking, Zhuang Sui waved his hand, greeted Dan San who was circling in the sky, and went happily.
"puff--"
In the main hall of Zhou Jue Yintian Palace, the emperor spouted a mouthful of tea, and the tea splashed out, splashing Guichajia's face.
"Did he really say that?"
Guichai A nodded apprehensively: "True, really."
The Great Emperor suddenly had a headache, his face was all wrinkled in one place, and even the wrinkles around his eyes became several more.
"When did we talk about it? How far has it gone??"
Guichaijia's head was so low that it almost fell to his chest: "...it probably hasn't started yet."
The emperor heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "...that's okay." He pondered for a while, and comforted himself: "He has never been in love, I guess he just talked about it casually."
But two seconds later, the emperor remembered something again, got up and paced back and forth, his face was a little worried: "No, it's not sure if it's the two of them..." He glanced at Guichajia who was standing respectfully below, The speed of speech became faster: "Didn't you add his ghost letter? Keep an eye on him, ask more questions, and let me know if there is any situation."
If he couldn't do it, he would go there himself, otherwise his ancestor would be reminded of what happened back then, and his term of office for the last hundred years would probably be ruined.
The emperor sat down with a worried face, recalling his merits and demerits during the 3000 years in office, and finally thought of Zhuang's body, and suddenly sighed.
**
When Zhuang Sui returned home, Lu Wangzhi happened to be taking a shower.The man probably washed his hair and took off his hair tie. The unique soul energy was mixed in the fragrance of the shower gel and floated out through the crack of the bathroom door, making Zhuang Sui stop in his tracks.
Lu Wangzhi was taken aback when he saw him when he opened the door and came out: "What are you doing standing here?"
Zhuang Sui's eyes fell on him, and his eyes skipped over the undried hair, the steaming face, and the half-exposed chest under the bathrobe. There was only one thought in his mind: this person might be interested in me!
Seeing each other so often, Zhuang Sui naturally knew what Lu Wangzhi looked like for a long time, but it was the first time he looked at him so seriously.It turned out that his eyelashes are so long, his nose is so handsome, his expression is calm, but his eyes look like ecstasy, and he has a good figure with a thin waist, long legs, long buttocks, ah, so good-looking.
Lu Wangzhi was inexplicably stared at by him, and felt that the other person's gaze fell on his chest, and his mind was a little dizzy from the heat of the bath, and his thoughts suddenly changed to the channel, remembering the update he watched just before taking a bath.
——He lifted the front of the bathrobe to prevent him from closing it, and took the opportunity to poke his fingertips in. His hot chest was shocked by the coolness of his fingertips, and he couldn't help trembling slightly.
The tips of Lu Wangzhi's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he cursed in his heart: disrespectful, shameless!
Zhuang Sui's mind-reading ability has not disappeared yet, he can hear clearly, he stared at the reddish ear of the other party, the more he looked at it, the more interesting it became.
But when the bone-cutting wind blows to Zhuang Sui's surroundings, he avoids it by himself, as if he is a little afraid that the faint light shining on his body will not blow his clothes at all.
Zhuang Sui didn't care whether the place was cold or not, his thoughts were spinning, his thoughts ran wild, and he stopped unconsciously.
"You are... surnamed Li, right?"
Guichai A has been following him two steps anxiously, when he suddenly heard the other party's greeting, he hurriedly moved to Zhuang Sui's side: "Yes, yes, yes, sir, just call me Xiao Li."
Zhuang Sui hummed, thought for a while and asked again: "What's the last name of the ghost who borrowed my phone just now?"
Guichai A blinked: "His surname is Yang."
"Well, then call him Xiao Yang." Zhuang Sui coughed lightly, rubbing his nose, "Assumption, I'm talking about a hypothesis, Xiao Yang is your subordinate."
"..." Guichai A has been in Fengdu Mountain for 300 years, and Guichai B has only been on the job for a few days. There is a big age difference between the two of them. Originally, he didn't want to be called peers, but in front of Zhuang Sui, They really only have a "little" share, so Guichaijia had no choice but to say: "My lord, please tell me."
Zhuang Sui put his hand on his shoulder without any distinction of dignity: "It's very simple, suppose someone wrote a few articles like "The Overbearing Boss Eats Me" for you and Xiao Yang, would you read it?"
Guichai A's face immediately turned red like a flamingo: "I, what do I do with this, I don't have that kind of relationship with that kid."
Zhuang Sui: "I'm not talking about hypotheses. I don't care if you read it or not. In short, Xiao Yang has read it, and not only read one article, but also set up an update reminder. What do you think is the situation?"
Guicha A thought for a while, and couldn't help shivering: "..."
"Also!" Zhuang Sui whispered, "He always secretly stares at you from time to time. He looks like nothing on the surface, but secretly he always fantasizes that you bullied him and refused to admit it."
Guichai A looked constipated: "What do you mean you bullied him and refused to admit it?"
Zhuang Sui touched his nose: "I probably kissed him."
Guichai A's face turned red and pale, and he forced himself not to think about the scene of kissing Guichai B, and said dryly: "Does he really not consider treating his brain?"
Zhuang Sui pressed his shoulder lightly: "Assume what!"
"Since it's hypothetical..." Guichajia scratched his head, only thinking of one possibility that made his teeth ache: "Is he interested in me?" cold war.
Zhuang Sui's expression suddenly became strange.He didn't ask any more questions, he rubbed his fingers on his chin one after another, then raised his legs and walked forward blindly, but he didn't pay attention to the steps in front of him, and almost stepped on the ground.
"My lord, be careful!" Guichai A was so frightened that he stepped forward to support him, but when he looked up, he saw Zhuang Sui smiling absent-mindedly, and said to himself, "So he is interested in me?"
Why is he interested in me?
Guichai A was stunned when he heard it, and suddenly realized after a few seconds that Zhuang Sui was assuming some nonsense, maybe he was not talking about himself!
Then the person he was talking about was watching "The Domineering Boss Ate Me", secretly staring at him, and feeling bullied by him... Could it be Mr. Lu?
Guichajia's heart was pounding, and after a while, he couldn't help but tentatively said: "What do you think, sir? Is there any other plausible explanation besides this?"
Zhuang Sui froze for a moment, apparently stumped by his question.
When Guichai A saw his expression, he immediately understood.He suddenly remembered that the grown-up in front of him was born with a natural upbringing, and could eat well in the human and spiritual worlds. After so many years of mixing, he could be regarded as a little old-fashioned. Talking about love seems to be an inexperienced one.
A few years ago, Zhuang Sui once rescued a female ghost who died tragically.However, Zhuang Sui thought that she wanted to compete with David for food, and tried to persuade him to give in to the child. The female ghost couldn't laugh or cry, knowing that Zhuang Sui had no intentions of her, she went to line up to reincarnate the next day.
Zhuang Suifei didn't understand love at all, he could see Ye Tianshuang's thoughts, but when this matter happened to him, he seemed to suddenly lack the key to open the box, and couldn't open the lock in a daze.
After thinking about some of his questions carefully, the more Guichaijia thought about it, the more excited he became, and couldn't help but want to go back and write tens of thousands of words of CP Xiaohuangwen immediately-my cute CP may be real! 9012 year!I didn't expect it to be true. As long as I live long, anything is possible!
"My lord!" He forgot his identity for a moment, took Zhuang Sui's hand firmly, and said sincerely, "Do you have ghost letters? How about we add ghost letters? If there are such incomprehensible things in the future You can ask me the 'what if' question, I understand it very well!"
Zhuang Sui was dazzled by the conclusion that "he might be interested in me", and after recovering, he added Guichajia's ghost letter.
In less than a second, I received a recommended article from the other party:
[Fanren Tiandi] "Dump the Boss and Run with the Ball" Boss X Lu Wangzhi
[Fanren Tiandi] Boss X Lu Wangzhi in "Sexy Subordinates Online Ghost Hunting"
Zhuang Sui was stunned for a while: "...Why do you post all the fanfiction of me and Lu Wangzhi?"
Guichai A was also too excited to post it for a while, but now he suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Zhuang Sui dumbfounded, and lowered his head evasively after a few seconds.
Zhuang Sui suddenly realized that his "assumption" trick had been exposed, and he pursed his lips as hard as he could, thinking that the topic should be vague.However, it was the first time for him to experience such a change. Most people of his generation in the spirit world had already experienced love, either indifferently or detached from it, and it was impossible for anyone to come and say that he liked him.Those who are lower than him or those little demons and little ghosts fall in love with him, and most of them are overwhelmed by the difference between superiority and inferiority, and they dare not wishful thinking.
This was the first time in so many years that his heart was beating for such a thing, and somehow he felt a little happy, so he finally couldn't hold back, and coughed lightly: "Actually, I'm not sure if he's real..."
As soon as Ghost Escort A heard that he had slipped his tongue, he knew that he was not mistaken, and quickly said happily: "It's okay to be uncertain. You might as well observe more, and you will be sure."
"After confirming?"
Guichai blinked: "..."
Zhuang Sui patted his head: "Hey, look at me, I'm so stupid." He raised his legs and walked out quickly, saying as he walked, "Of course I'll drive away anyone who wants to touch him after I'm sure." Try hitting him again?Keep the fur all plucked off.
One person and one ghost walked almost to the mountain gate, and ghost messenger A couldn't help reminding: "My lord, are you ready to go back?"
Zhuang Sui paused, remembering the original intention of coming here today.He looked back at Guichaijia, and then raised his eyes to look at the Yintian Palace that had been left behind, probably because his mentality was different from usual, and his mind was more active than ever: "Speaking of which, the emperor always avoids it like this." No, there is really no 300 taels of silver here. Lu Wangzhi and I obviously have some origins that he won’t discuss in detail. It’s okay if the old man refuses to talk about it. If you don’t want to talk about it today, it doesn’t mean you don’t want to talk about it tomorrow.”
Seeing that there was a bit of slyness in his smile, Guichai A couldn't help secretly feeling something was wrong.Sure enough, Zhuang Sui rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "How about this, you turn around and tell the emperor that Zhizhi and I are going to fall in love soon, and ask him the old man's opinion, I think he should be very happy."
Since there is a relationship, will the emperor allow him to deepen his friendship with the other party?As long as he has the intention to stop it, the old man can no longer shrink back and disappear. He doesn't have to do anything, as long as he stays at home, maybe the old man can't help but come here by himself, so there's no need for him to stare at this side every day movement.Now the situation was reversed, and he was not in a hurry.
After speaking, Zhuang Sui waved his hand, greeted Dan San who was circling in the sky, and went happily.
"puff--"
In the main hall of Zhou Jue Yintian Palace, the emperor spouted a mouthful of tea, and the tea splashed out, splashing Guichajia's face.
"Did he really say that?"
Guichai A nodded apprehensively: "True, really."
The Great Emperor suddenly had a headache, his face was all wrinkled in one place, and even the wrinkles around his eyes became several more.
"When did we talk about it? How far has it gone??"
Guichaijia's head was so low that it almost fell to his chest: "...it probably hasn't started yet."
The emperor heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "...that's okay." He pondered for a while, and comforted himself: "He has never been in love, I guess he just talked about it casually."
But two seconds later, the emperor remembered something again, got up and paced back and forth, his face was a little worried: "No, it's not sure if it's the two of them..." He glanced at Guichajia who was standing respectfully below, The speed of speech became faster: "Didn't you add his ghost letter? Keep an eye on him, ask more questions, and let me know if there is any situation."
If he couldn't do it, he would go there himself, otherwise his ancestor would be reminded of what happened back then, and his term of office for the last hundred years would probably be ruined.
The emperor sat down with a worried face, recalling his merits and demerits during the 3000 years in office, and finally thought of Zhuang's body, and suddenly sighed.
**
When Zhuang Sui returned home, Lu Wangzhi happened to be taking a shower.The man probably washed his hair and took off his hair tie. The unique soul energy was mixed in the fragrance of the shower gel and floated out through the crack of the bathroom door, making Zhuang Sui stop in his tracks.
Lu Wangzhi was taken aback when he saw him when he opened the door and came out: "What are you doing standing here?"
Zhuang Sui's eyes fell on him, and his eyes skipped over the undried hair, the steaming face, and the half-exposed chest under the bathrobe. There was only one thought in his mind: this person might be interested in me!
Seeing each other so often, Zhuang Sui naturally knew what Lu Wangzhi looked like for a long time, but it was the first time he looked at him so seriously.It turned out that his eyelashes are so long, his nose is so handsome, his expression is calm, but his eyes look like ecstasy, and he has a good figure with a thin waist, long legs, long buttocks, ah, so good-looking.
Lu Wangzhi was inexplicably stared at by him, and felt that the other person's gaze fell on his chest, and his mind was a little dizzy from the heat of the bath, and his thoughts suddenly changed to the channel, remembering the update he watched just before taking a bath.
——He lifted the front of the bathrobe to prevent him from closing it, and took the opportunity to poke his fingertips in. His hot chest was shocked by the coolness of his fingertips, and he couldn't help trembling slightly.
The tips of Lu Wangzhi's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he cursed in his heart: disrespectful, shameless!
Zhuang Sui's mind-reading ability has not disappeared yet, he can hear clearly, he stared at the reddish ear of the other party, the more he looked at it, the more interesting it became.
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