Dressed as the heroine Bai Yueguang

How could Yau scum her?

Should have just given it to a friend.

Gu Xilan tried to comfort herself as she walked quickly, but she was about to burst into tears just thinking about it.

It is true that the mermaid has a lot of criminal records and has many victims.

It is said that in the mermaid group, those mermaids with less than a hundred scumbags in their lifetime will even be discriminated against.

Mermaids are ashamed to be with such "simple" mermaids.

"For such a long life, the number of human friends who have played with him is actually less than a hundred. What an unattractive mermaid this is."

"That's right, when I was only 13 years old, I changed hundreds of shit-shoveling officers."

"There are only a hundred mermaids, and a mermaid that can't even reach such a small value of one hundred is really, really useless!"

"It's a disgrace to mermaids!"

"Such a useless mermaid has no common language when they meet."

"That's right, in the first month when I just learned to walk, I had more than a dozen human beings as friends. It's too easy to do a hundred of them. It's too bad."

The mermaids all look down on this kind of mermaid.

For them, it is simply against nature to close their hearts early.

Mermaids must have been brainwashed by humans to do such things.

These mermaids who suppress their own nature really make them feel sympathetic and angry.

It's useless, and it's embarrassing to the mermaid clan.

But later, this mermaid group chat record, which was full of natural tone, was accidentally exposed on the star network, which attracted countless angry complaints from human beings.

This kind of concept is really too scumbag!Be sure to criticize.

It's not enough to be born scumbags, but also to discriminate against mermaids who become not scumbags the day after tomorrow.This kind of atmosphere is really unacceptable.

Human netizens are determined to guide the new trend and make mermaids deeply aware of their mistakes!

But no matter how the Internet complains, the mermaid is still indifferent.

The very few mermaids who are not scumbags are still the treasures of mankind, the shame of mermaids.

Even because of the extreme remarks of some netizens, mermaids hate those mermaids who are not scumbags even more.

And the "good" mermaid who is highly praised by humans also feels inferior: "It's embarrassing for mermaids not to continue looking for friends. Why do these people emphasize it? It's too much!"

Mu stared blankly at the hot discussion on Starnet, the "good" mermaids burst into tears collectively.

It's too hard for them to hold back their hearts because of the humans they like, and it's really too much for humans to pierce their hearts like this!

So the very few "good" mermaids also angrily returned to the arms of the scum merfolk.

Humanity:"……"

Human beings who accidentally achieved the opposite effect began to be as quiet as chickens.

Thinking of these past histories, Gu Xilan felt even more headache.

There are so many people who have been scumbags, too many to count.Youyou is still the most scumbag, the light of the mermaid.

Light of the Mermaid... When Gu Xilan thought of the deep connotation of this title, his heart was filled with embarrassment.

And you are surrounded by scumbags. Human scumbags have become habits, and habits become friends of nature.

What if Youyou is really tempted to follow her away, what will she do?

They also have an egg!

Absolutely not!

Gu Xilan became more and more anxious as he thought about it, and drove the aircraft all the way to the capital star port.

……

capital star port

"Yuyou, are you really not going with me?"

Yun Miaomiao pulled Yanyou's hand unhappily, "It's fine if Chirp and Chirp don't come. You You clearly agreed to go together at the beginning, how can you let me go."

Yun Miaomiao is very close to Yun Chirp and Yun Jiujiu in blood. They both have snow-white skin, green eyes, and a delicate and small appearance.

But their tempers are very different, and Yun Miaomiao's temper is particularly irritable and willful.

"Don't go," Yan You shook his head firmly, rejecting Yun Miaomiao, "I'll see you off and you're going back."

"Why?" Yun Miaomiao suddenly blinked cutely, her emerald green pupils were extraordinarily clear and bright.

Yun Miaomiao clings to Yan You's body with all four limbs, acting coquettishly, "Didn't You You say that I'm tired of playing here, and I wanted to leave because You You said that I would leave."

"Because Lanlan is pregnant, I want to accompany her well." Yan You said naturally.

Pregnant, pregnant?

Yun Miaomiao stood up straight in shock, her eyes widened slightly: "Don't you you don't like eggs?"

"I didn't like it before, but now I like it, because I like Lanlan very much." Yan You said softly.

"Besides, Lanlan is very kind to me, I don't want to leave her here alone. What if I get tired if we go together?"

What the little mermaid said made passers-by turn their heads frequently. It's so rare to see a mermaid with such a high awareness in the interstellar world.

Several people couldn't hold back their curiosity and walked back and forth nearby. They seemed to be serious and hurried, but in fact they all quietly pricked up their ears to eavesdrop.

This kind of peerless mermaid, I don't know if they will have the opportunity to go forward and recommend themselves.

And the woman in the mouth of the little mermaid is too enviable.Why don't you stay with such a good mermaid, aren't you afraid that the mermaid will be abducted?

This kind of confidence, when you think about it carefully, makes you even more angry and sour.

Yun Miaomiao looked at Yan You with a serious face, as if countless words were choked in her throat for a moment.

Among the younger generations in the entire galaxy, isn't the most scumbag mermaid Youyou?Moreover, Youyou is still the idol worshiped by all the little mermaids.

Why did Youyou suddenly look like a mermaid?

"You You...you have changed." Yun Miaomiao got off Yan You in disbelief, and circled her several times.

This Youyou is no longer that one, who will enthusiastically tell them how to coax the "mermaid light" of countless human shit-shoveling officers at the same time! QQ

"Didn't Youyou hate the shame of a mermaid who married a human being the most before?" Yun Miaomiao shook her head and looked at Yan You in disbelief.

"Yuyou, why, why not only make an exception to allow human beings to conceive eggs, but also marry and stay?"

"Yuyou you big liar!"

Yun Miaomiao was so excited that her eyes were red, and she stomped her feet twice, and the two cute light golden braids she was wearing were also flicked twice in the air.

A look of being betrayed and ruthless.

Yan You: "...Miao Miao, can you calm down?"

As one of the very few mermaids born to mermaids, Yan You's mermaid scum attributes such as liking the new and disliking the old, and being indifferent to offspring are more obvious in her.

In the past two months that made Yan You famous in one fell swoop, those three people were not the three people at the beginning, but three people who had rotated countless people in the middle.

At that time, Yan You said to the mermaids who wondered why she didn't give eggs: "Looking at them, I just want to play normally. I don't want to lay eggs. Laying eggs is so troublesome."

Yan You has seen a lot of stupid humans who try to tie up mermaids just because of their eggs, and she doesn't intend to give them such hope.

After listening to Yan You's explanation, the mermaids all felt that it made sense, so the interstellar birth rate has dropped significantly for several years in a row.

And the egg that was conceived with Gu Xilan seemed to be an accident after being drunk, but in fact the most important thing was that Yan You was a little tempted.

"This one looks like it can last longer, it's so cute." So Yan You indulged in a rare indulgence.

It's just that when we came together the next day, the feeling of excitement disappeared in an instant, at least not enough to keep the mermaid's pursuit of freedom.

And later, Gu Xilan chased after him with the ball, which further strengthened Yan You's determination not to lay eggs with humans.

Thinking of what happened in her previous life, Yan You felt complicated.

"I can't calm down!" Yun Miaomiao covered her ears, and turned around a few times angrily.

"Humph, Lanlan, Xixi! Youyou told me the other day that he was going to marry the last one. Now he says it's Lanlanhuai's egg."

Yan You: "..."

"And Jiujiu and they all said that the woman that day was named Yan Xixi, and now Youyou's mouth has turned into Lanlan again. Youyou changed friends so quickly, why did you lie to me like this?"

Yes, Youyou must have lied to her.

Hmph Sure enough, how could Youyou really take it easy?

She almost believed it.

The more Yun Miaomiao thought about it, the more determined she became, and she looked at Yan You stubbornly, wanting an explanation.

"It's all her, it hasn't changed."

Yun Miaomiao curled her lips in disbelief: "How could it be possible that Youyou hasn't changed people in the past seven or eight days? Youyou is so easy to get bored with someone."

Yun Miaomiao went on to say Yan You's classic quotes about scumbag girls among the mermaids: "You You used to say that she would be happy only if she changed her eyes every day, and it would be better if a new human changed her eyes every hour. Fresh."

Yan You: "..." I didn't expect her to have so many dark histories. Fortunately, Gu Xilan was not around.

"And I remembered it all. Youyou said at the beginning that she wanted to find the last one. It was obviously called Jian Qiao or someone else. I went to see it on purpose. Why did it suddenly change again, huh?"

Yun Miaomiao suddenly felt something was wrong.

Jane Joe?

Lanlan, Xixi, Jian Lanxi?Jane Xilan?

Gu Xilan! ?

Yun Miaomiao raised her eyes in disbelief: "It can't be Gu Xi..."

"Yuyou—"

Halfway through the speech, the voice of Gu Xilan who just came over coincided.

Yan You and Yun Miaomiao heard the prestige together and looked over.

Gu Xilan only had time to make a simple disguise on the aircraft, and he could recognize it at a glance.

Yun Miaomiao was stunned, and the melon-eaters who passed by repeatedly were also stunned.

It's really Gu Xilan!

The melons in the hands of the people who eat melons will be shocked.

Gu Xilan is actually the enviable woman in the mouth of the little mermaid! ! ?

Why!What is the reason for this! ! ?

I can't even think about it.

Is it because of Gu Xilan's cheap mouth? !

Or as long as you have a good voice and good looks, you can do whatever you want?

They can, too! QQ

"Why is Lanlan here?" Yan You took out a handkerchief from her small bag and wiped away the sweat of Gu Xilan who was approaching.

"I..." Gu Xilan's face was still flushed from the exercise.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, she was embarrassed to say that she was worried that Yan You would leave her and run away, so she said stiffly: "I came here because I was afraid that You You would be tired."

Gu Xilan said and took over the cute fluffy backpack that Yan You was carrying.

"Is Lanlan okay now?" Yan You took Gu Xilan's hand, found that it was covered with cold sweat, and wiped it clean before holding it.

"It's okay, Yauyou, can't wait to go to Jiutianxing? I booked a spaceship ticket on the way, and we will go together."

"I can't wait, I must wait for Lanlan to be together. It's Lanlan who can't wait, so let's go together."

Hearing this, Gu Xilan couldn't stop smiling.

"Ah."

"Miao Miao, you also follow."

Yan You turned around and was about to hold Yun Miaomiao's hand, but Gu Xilan grabbed Yun Miaomiao's hand a step earlier and placed it on her stomach.

"Touch Youyou, the baby seems to miss you." Gu Xilan softened his voice and looked at Yan You expectantly.

"Really? Didn't you say you won't respond until the last few days?" Yan You was so surprised that he forgot Yun Miaomiao who was still behind, and asked happily.

Yun Miaomiao was still in a trance state, completely oblivious to Gu Xilan's small movements.Hearing the sound, he obediently followed the footsteps of Yan You and Gu Xilan to the security checkpoint.

"That's, that's it, really," Gu Xilan blushed a little, as if she wasn't used to talking intimately in public, "Because I think about Youyou more than her, and I think about it a lot."

So how could the baby not want to.

Yan You: "Oh~ Then I miss Lanlan too, a million times more than the baby."

Gu Xilan's ears felt hot.

The two intertwined their fingers and said something crookedly.

Yun Miaomiao, who came back to his senses, just wanted to say something, but ended up belching inexplicably.

Yun Miaomiao: "??" Huh meow?

……

Fanwaiyi

lost horse

The news that Gu Xilan's capital Xinggang openly walked hand in hand with the mermaid caused an uproar on Xingwang.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it. Although that woman looks alike at first glance, how could she be my idol?"

"How could my idol be able to hold the mermaid's hand? It has been revealed that the idol who was forever blacked out by the mermaid, the idol who was born alone, how could he leave us to fall in love with the mermaid? Get out of here open!"

"Fake news, fake news, it's all rumors!!"

"Yes, although at first glance it looks a bit like my Lanshen's temperament, and the height is the same, but it looks like they are not the same person at all!"

"It's all slander, how could it be Lanlan!? How, how could it be woo, why is it so similar to QAQ?"

The broccoli pollen looked more and more frightened, so they had no choice but to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

This must be fake!

The people who eat melons are dying of laughter.

"It is said that fanatic fans can easily recognize idols even if there is only a strand of hair exposed? This time, I can see that even the pure passers-by, all the broccoli pollen refused to claim it hahahaha~"

"Your idols are here, Broccoli, do you really want your idols? @西蓝花星登友力会"

"Come and claim your Lanshen [email protected] Broccoli Interstellar Support Club"

"The aircraft is the one that Gu Xilan is used to. Xilan Pollen's ability to pretend to be deaf and dumb is amazing[email protected] Xilanhua Star Support Club"

"I didn't even change my clothes, so it just matched the photo Gu Xilan uploaded in the morning."

"That's right, this is obviously Gu Xilan...well."

Netizens laughed and laughed, and suddenly burst into tears.

Why can a peerless idiot like Gu Xilan find a mermaid girlfriend?

Still so soft and cute.

Still want to get married!

What is the reason for this! ?

"I'm not convinced!!" A few minutes later, a unwilling netizen finally spoke out.

"Correct!"

Immediately afterwards, hundreds of millions of netizens responded.

They are not satisfied.

Numerous emoticons and small videos appeared as support, swiping the entire comment area.

The topic of #谢西兰为什么出单# quickly airborne into the hot search on Xingbo, from the tail all the way to the top of the list.

Seeing that everyone agreed that the person in the short video was Gu Xilan, and started to attack his idol out of righteous indignation, Broccoli finally stopped pretending to be dead.

"Please pay more attention to Lanlan's career."

"No matter what, Lan Lan, we are all fans of your career."

"Yes, even if idols marry mermaids, I, I too... Damn, I'm going to be off fans for a day! I can't stand this grievance!! QAQ"

Xilanhuafen burst into tears and cried bitterly, crazy @吴西兰, I hope she can come out and deny it.

"That's right, it's me." Gu Xilan timely posted a selfie on Xingbo.

"The little mermaid is too clingy, I just saw this news." Gu Xilan thought for a while, and then deliberately added.

It made it look even more irritating.

"I don't believe it, how could Lanlan find the mermaid?"

"I don't believe it either, Lanshen, do you think that a mole on your collarbone can make you say you're off the list? It's all fake."

"It's just a mole, it can't explain anything. Ps. This dye is too fake, it's really not convincing at all. QvQ"

"That's right, it's too fake! It needs to be hammered!"

Seeing fans crazily denying it, the sour and lemon-eating crowd also muddied the water.

Gu Xilan then PO posted another piece of personal identity information, and the marital status on it clearly showed that she was married.

"Fake, fake, it must be a p-picture!"

"I can P for this picture too!"

"This software... I, I can't P." Gu Xilan used the most devilish screenshot software, and declined all P pictures.

Finally, some fans told the truth, and the broccoli fans fell silent: "..."

After a few seconds,

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Gu Xilan, you big pig's hoof!"

"Gu Xilan, you bastard!!"

While telling them that the mermaid is bad and scumbag, he secretly married the mermaid himself.

Too bad, really too bad.

They must take off powder! ! QQ

So Gu Xilan's Xingbo comment area completely fell.

Gu Xilan, who was watching everything with the mermaid in his arms, said, "..." Falling fast.

Fanwaiji

mermaid baby

It took a month for the egg-born little mermaid to break its shell.

Yan Zhaozhao, the little mermaid, perfectly inherited her parents' top beauty and voice.The round sea blue eyes are moist and bright, and they are often filled with a brilliant smile.

Yan Zhaozhao has been full of sweet words since he was a child, and he is also very popular in school.

Gu Xilan went to the kindergarten to hold a parent-teacher meeting, and the children from several nearby classes enthusiastically embraced the two of them in the center.

"Auntie, auntie~" the children greeted each other, serving tea and water very enthusiastically.

Gu Xilan suddenly heard a child calling her mother.

"Zhaozhao's mother is just as good-looking as Zhaozhao~ Would you like some water, auntie?"

"Yes, Auntie is so pretty, and Zhaozhao is also pretty."

"Auntie is so beautiful~ As expected of Zhaozhao's mother, we recognized her right away."

"Yes, yes."

"No, Zhao Zhao is obviously better—"

Before the child finished speaking, several fleshy little hands covered her mouth at the same time.

Even if it's true, don't say it.Adults will be angry!

The children all looked at the little girl reproachfully.

Gu Xilan: "..."

Yan Zhaozhao, who looked soft and cute, didn't say much, but just looked at the scene in front of him as usual, with an extremely calm expression.

"Mom~ let's sit on the other side. It's a bit noisy here."

Yan Zhaozhao frowned in disgust, took Gu Xilan's hand and walked straight out, the crowd automatically moved out of the way.

Gu Xilan looked at the immature faces with obvious anticipation, who had no complaints even if they were disgusted, and felt a little surprised in his heart.

Her baby is obviously as obedient and sweet as Youyou, why is the style of painting suddenly so cold.

Gu Xilan, who had just had this doubt in his mind, looked at the expression on Yan Zhaozhao's face in the next second, and the expression on Yan Zhaozhao's face became sweeter visibly.

"Sister, whose sister are you?" Yan Zhaozhao walked up to a beautiful girl who was eight or nine years old and obviously came with her parents, a certain kid's sister, and her voice was as soft and sweet as if it was full of honey, "I It's Yan Zhaozhao~"

"I'm Sisi's older sister." The little girl was obviously reserved and shy, unable to resist Yan Zhaozhao's enthusiasm.

"Sister looks so good, I like you so much. Sister, can I call you sister?" Yan Zhaozhao has already consciously held the girl's hand, raised his head and asked coquettishly in a milky voice.

"Mm, yes." The little girl blushed.

Gu Xilan: "..."

Why did she feel that this scene seemed familiar?

In just tens of seconds of Gu Xilan's absence, Yan Zhaozhao had successfully captured a little girl's defense, not only knew the name, but also got the light signal, and set a date.

The children all looked at the little girl enviously.

"Goodbye, sister Caicai~ I will play with you tomorrow."

After Yan Zhaozhao greeted her sweetly, she took Gu Xilan's hand and continued walking.

"Mother Lanlan~ I'm super happy. It's annoying to see the same people every day. I finally have a new sister..."

Yan Zhaozhao said as he walked, his eyebrows were crooked and he smiled so happily that even the dimples on both sides burst out.

Looking at Yan Zhaozhao who was excitedly sharing his joy, Gu Xilan realized something was wrong after a while.

Tired of looking at the same people every day?

She suddenly seemed to understand something.

Gu Xilan: "..."

Fanwaisan

In the previous life, I couldn't pursue it with the ball

Nine Heavens Star,

"Yuyou~" Gu Xilan, who looks very cold and has a strong sense of distance, droops her eyelashes pitifully, stroking her stomach gently like an abandoned widow.

Yan You looked at her unhappily, and softly spit out the unfeeling words of rejection: "It's the last time, it's really the last time, after this time, Lanlan don't come to me."

Gu Xilan lowered his eyebrows and said "hmm" pleasingly.

Yan You took a few steps forward, still a little worried: "It's agreed, don't go back on your word."

Gu Xilan raised his head and smiled at Yan You. The extremely impactful color made the room shine brightly, but the gorgeous tone was trembling with grievances: "Does You You not believe me?"

Yan You was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and hummed softly, thinking that there would be no next time, believe it or not.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Yan You raised his hand and put it on Gu Xilan's body, Gu Xilan immediately fell down on the bed very obediently, as if lying down and letting you pick and choose.

Yan You: "..."

"Yuyou?" Gu Xilan's eyelashes trembled pitifully a few times, and urged in doubt.

Yan You hesitated for a long time, but still felt something was wrong: "Lanlan, are you lying to me? I don't think the baby needs this."

"That's what the doctor said." Gu Xilan lowered his eyebrows and replied with a full of melancholy, "Does Youyou not believe me?"

Why hasn't she heard of it at all?And isn't that enough, quack doctor!

Yan You took a look at Gu Xilan, who seemed to be very serious, but in reality was the most serious, and while kissing him, emphasized again: "That is really, really, the last time."

"Yeah." Gu Xilan nodded perfunctorily, put her arms around Yan You's neck anxiously, and leaned forward to kiss her.

Anyway, in her heart, every time is the last time.

She didn't lie, not a lie.

Gu Xilan closed his eyes without guilt and was fascinated.