Dressed as the heroine Bai Yueguang

Mermaids have always been a species of scum without knowing it.It wasn't until the advent of the Starnet era that humans discovered that the victims were spread throughout the galaxy.

Victims: "... :)"

With the continuous exposure of a large number of tragic incidents of being abandoned by mermaids on the star network, the fact that the entire race of mermaids are natural scum has been widely recognized by human beings.

The mermaid who was stamped as a born scum girl: "..."

Although humans are already wary of mermaids, they are also a species that is prone to fluke, and all humans in this galaxy are vocal.

Therefore, even though people are always clamoring on the Internet, they will never believe the mouth of a mermaid. When they actually encounter a mermaid in reality, these people sadly find that it is impossible to escape the charm of a mermaid.

That's why Gu Xilan asked people to throw the mermaid suitor outside, which aroused such a heated discussion.

There is actually someone who can resist the charm of a mermaid! ?

incredible.

Fans who have deeply experienced the charm of mermaids admire Gu Xilan even more, and even passer-by Heizi couldn't help being deeply shocked when he saw it.

There is really someone who can look like a lonely person just by looking at it.

However, Gu Xilan was one of the very few exceptions.The vast majority of human beings still can't help but fall into the love tragedy of being confused by mermaids and then abandoned.

"The mermaid is so cute, how could it be as scumbag as it is said on the Internet."

"Maybe I'm her last one. Isn't there news on Starnet that mermaids marry humans?"

"Every few years, there will be a mermaid who is willing to marry humans and not continue to wander. This mermaid also looks like the kind of mermaid who is willing to be responsible to humans..."

"My voice is so nice, and the mermaid should be a natural match."

When they meet a mermaid who is tempted, no matter how much absolute words they have said in the past, no matter how dissuaded people around them are, and no matter how tragic the cases of intending to marry a mermaid on the Internet are, they will still fall into the embrace of the mermaid, the sinkhole one after another.

However, the mermaid is just a scumbag who keeps acting coquettishly when she likes you, and lifts up her little skirt and walks away without looking back after having fun.There is no psychological burden at all for abandoning human beings.

"Mermaids...their conscience won't hurt!"

"It's all big liars!"

"I actually believed her sweet words, and I actually became the peerless idiot I once said to be. Damn me, fuck me..." Crying violently jpg.

At this moment, Gu Xilan strongly sympathized with the sorrowful wailing of countless sufferers on Xingwang.

"My mermaid even gave me a meme before she left, which was so cute even saying 'I'm gone'. As if she didn't immediately run to another human's arms."

"On the way to a date with the mermaid, she suddenly fell in love with the woman sitting next to her, and immediately broke up with me."

"The first time I met a mermaid was when she abandoned her existing partner and ran to me. I should have recognized it long ago, and I should have recognized that woman's misery is my future in a few days!!"

"I can say that after half a year, the little mermaid finally agreed to marry me after so much painstaking efforts, but as soon as I came home and saw my mother, did I immediately transfer my love to you?" Life without love jpg.

"I'll go! Please tell your story upstairs."

"I was adopted by my mother. When she adopted me, my mother once said that she was unmarried... Well, now the little mermaid has become my other mother."

"It's unbelievable. Let's light candles for everyone upstairs."

"Fortunately I'm a celibate."

"celibate +1"

"It's too bad to be cheated. It's better to be celibate. Fortunately, jpg."

"Upstairs, don't be too confident. I used to think that if I made up my mind to be single for the rest of my life, I would not be hurt. But love came when I said it. I was still full of sweetness when I was slapped in the face. I felt that I was a peerless idiot when I swore to be single. But being abandoned came faster than love."

"My mermaid stretched out his hand to me just a second ago, and the arrow of Cupid hit my heart at the same time. The next second, my companion turned around, and the mermaid's hand turned in the same direction at the same time. The mermaid unexpectedly Changing my heart in a second and being with my sister!! What the hell is just a second!!"

"...Mermaid, you are so fucking scumbag."

Countless people burst into tears, just because of the mermaid's deep-rooted scum attribute and quick change of heart.

Yes, mermaids are really fucking scumbags.

Gu Xilan nodded with concern.

When she thought of Yan You getting up later, she might have to say to her cutely: "Last night was so fun, I will remember you, see you again, Lan Lan~"

Putting on a small skirt after a kiss, Youyou would turn around with a smile and wave her hand cutely: "Let's go, let's go, Lanlan is gone." She's going to find the next human excrement shovel officer.

No, she doesn't allow it!Didn't he say that he would not scum her! ? QQ

If Gu Xilan sued and redeemed it like this, the mermaid might smile sweetly, "It's not scum, haven't we mermaids always been like this? Once we had it, we were very happy."

Then he pushed her hand away and walked away mercilessly.

Gu Xilan was so tortured by his own brain that his liver trembled, and tears fell down.

Mermaid, why is racial talent so scumbag! ?

Still full of sweet talk, no guilt scum.

Falling in love with a mermaid is a tragedy on earth.

Gu Xilan turned off the optical brain and couldn't bear to watch it.Lying on the bed, with a slag-ridden heart, staring straight at the sea-blue ceiling.

If Youyou really wants to leave...

Gu Xilan's eyes sharpened instantly.

She must keep up, it is absolutely impossible for her to let go.

Go find a wild woman, not in this life, no matter how many lives it is impossible!

Gu Xilan gritted his teeth bitterly, and immediately made up his mind.

……

After a long time,

Yan You finally woke up from sleep, but when she looked up, she found that Gu Xilan was lying on her back on the bed with a look of lovelessness, gnashing her teeth from time to time, and hammered out of bed bitterly.

The force of the hammer was extremely heavy at the beginning, and when it was about to fall, it seemed to be scruples about something, and suddenly became lighter, and the movement of the hammer hitting the bed was slight.

Yan You: "..."

"Well, Lan Lan, what are you doing?"

While yawning, Yan You sat up and took Gu Xilan's hand limply, asking with some doubts.

Gu Xilan turned her head slightly to look at Yan You's obedient and cute face, her words were sweet and caring, and even the hand she shook was soft and tender.

But why...why is he a scumbag.

Gu Xilan's mood was instantly sour and unbearable, tears almost came out again.

Not long after turning off the star brain, the manager suddenly sent her a long paragraph of Guangxun, to the effect of telling her to be cautious, and also included a huge file package.

Gu Xilan opened it and saw that there were densely packed folders, which were full of information on various human victims who were played and discarded by Yan You in the past.

The last document also comes with a sentence.

Manager: "Your little mermaid is very popular among mermaids with the reputation of being the most scumbag. You... think about it carefully and take care."

The agent expressed deep sympathy to Gu Xilan.

She really never expected that the mighty Gu Xilan would one day be played with by a mermaid.

The manager recalled Gu Xilan's venomous tongue in the past, compared with Zhenxiang's tragic situation today, and couldn't help shedding two sad tears for her.

It's so miserable that she actually persuaded her to feel the sweetness of being in love. Being single is indeed the true meaning of happiness.

The agent wiped away the last two tears of the crocodile, and decided that he must be a single dog who will soon fall for the rest of his life.

The best of the scum...

Gu Xilan's expression froze instantly.

Why do exposures all happen on the same day?

Why was the matter of Youyou being a scumbag suddenly stabilized by a stone hammer, and the hammers came one after another?

Why is mere scum not enough, it has to be the best of them all?

Why did she suddenly wake up at the end?

Gu Xilan, who was injured by the critical blow, covered the quilt and cried bitterly.

The face-slapping of reality came really fast and brutally.

Yesterday he swore that he was definitely not a scumbag, but today his words swollen the faces of both of them at the same time.

It's just that Yan You in his sleep didn't notice it at all, but the scumbag Gu Xilan cried bitterly, from refusing to admit it to accepting it painfully.

Gu Xilan, who has suffered from mental torture, is almost numb now.

"Is Lanlan not happy?" Yan You lay on Gu Xilan's body, held her face and chirped, "Do you feel happier after kissing her? Would you like to kiss her again?"

As he said that, Yan You twitched a few more times, making Gu Xilan's face drool.

"Yuyou~" Youyou is so good, why is he such a scumbag.

Gu Xilan felt sad, and hugged Yan You, her voice choked up.

"Lan Lan, are you feeling unwell?" Yan You stepped back slightly, looking up at Gu Xilan's face worriedly.It does look a little pale.

"...It's okay, I'm okay." Looking at Yan You's worried expression, Gu Xilan began to comfort himself. At least so far, Youyou hasn't shown any signs of abandoning her.

You know, according to the Internet, the really scumbag mermaid has already said to leave now, and it doesn't matter how the human beings are on the bed after they are happy.

But Youyou still cared about her.

"Is Lanlan crying? Why are your eyes a little swollen?" Yan You carefully touched Gu Xilan's eyelids, thinking guiltyly, it must be because of crying last night.

"How could I cry!" Actually said she was crying, Gu Xilan raised his chin reflexively, and retorted, "Crying is something that only weak women..."

Seeing Yan You's eyes that became extremely subtle in an instant, Gu Xilan suddenly reacted, blushed a little and couldn't speak anymore.

"Youyou..." Gu Xilan called out pitifully in a low voice.

The reddish eye sockets on the pale face, and the swollen slightly parted lips let out a mournful breath-like call.

"Ok?"

Yan You's heart moved slightly, and she couldn't help stretching out her fingers, and pressed her fingertips on Gu Xilan's lips, pressing them back and forth.Like a child playing around, she made Gu Xilan's lips more colorful.

"What did Lanlan want to say?" Yan You put all his attention on Gu Xilan's lips and asked without distraction.But the restless hands didn't give Gu Xilan room to speak at all.

Gu Xilan passively felt the slight tingling pain on her lips, and before she could speak, she swallowed Yan You's fingers.

In the next second, Gu Xilan unconsciously licked it twice, and waited for the reaction.

Gu Xilan: "..."

Yan You: "..."

After staying for a few seconds, Yan You suddenly smiled, and his sea blue eyes sparkled so charmingly, as if broken stars were flickering in them.

Her words were so sweet that they were about to drip honey.

"Lanlan is so cute, I like you so much."

This, at this time, I still say I like it.

Gu Xilan suddenly had a little hope in his heart, and watched Yan You nervously.

However, Yan You just withdrew his fingers, lowered his head to hold Gu Xilan, and kissed him for a long time.

When Gu Xilan was dizzy from the kiss, Yan You sighed and rubbed her face, "Lanlan, let's get married soon, I can't wait."

Wait, can't wait for what?

Gu Xilan reacted for a while, then suddenly opened his eyes wide, get married! ?