Dressed as the heroine Bai Yueguang

Gu Xilan turned off the optical brain angrily.

Even if the promised true love fan is pretending to be a mermaid, can he recognize it?

Is she just going on a date with the little mermaid, so she can be ruled out so easily?

Fake fans are all a group of fake fans, cheating her feelings!

If only I could fall off the horse.

If it falls off the horse.She, she can propose marriage and get a certificate in a logical manner.

What a group of unrepentant fans.

Gu Xilan was about to shed tears.

The first date was so rough, I don't know what Youyou will think of her.

She, a woman who is the head of the family, did not leave a good experience for her first date with the little mermaid.

It's a failure, she really is a failure.

Even I have to despise myself, you, you, you...

Gu Xilan began to fall into self-pity and couldn't extricate herself.

After Yan You covered her stomach and finished laughing, she raised her head to find that Gu Xilan was lowering her head in depression, and turned on her optical brain to look again.

It seemed that he became more depressed just looking at it, and his face turned dark.

"Is Lan Lan okay?" Yan You stretched out her white and tender paws to touch Gu Xilan's eyes, and was hugged in the end.

"Yuyou~ I'm fine." Gu Xilan put aside his light brain, resting his chin on Yan You's shoulder, his gorgeous voice was full of oppressive dullness.

Yan You patted the lost Gu Xilan on the back, and sighed inwardly.

Human beings just can't bear it.

Mermaids have different aesthetics, and their tastes are often changed. I have never seen any sand sculptures.

What is a flying wig?

There are also people who accidentally even fly off their dentures.

Yun Chirp once told them that she found an avant-garde artist who pursued a unique style as her girlfriend.

The artist pulled out all his teeth and replaced them with a strangely shaped denture, and it was a movable denture. The pattern and shape changed every day, which was very flattering.

It was the first time that Yun Chirp met such a special woman at that time, and the moment she opened her mouth, she attracted all of her attention.

Come forward to strike up a conversation, hit it off.

The two flew to the planet Monlaka that day.

It was also during the bungee jumping of the bubble ball that my girlfriend and Yun Chirp hugged each other high in the air and screamed loudly, their fingers intertwined very intimately.

However, after an extremely aggressive move, the bubble ball suddenly spun around, and a false tooth "bang" hit Yun Chirp's head.

What the hell! ?

Yun Chirp froze on the spot.

The girlfriend with bald gums also stared blankly at the dentures on Yun Chirp's hair.

Not surprisingly, the two broke up that day.

Since then, Yun Chi Chi Chi Yong Hei is a maverick human being who wears dentures.

Of course, she would not treat Gu Xilan like this.

Anyway, not bald.

Yan You stroked Gu Xilan's moderately thick hair with pity.

"Don't be sad, Lan Lan, would you like some wine?"

Yan You withdrew from Gu Xilan's embrace, and took out the wine bottle and glass.

The color of the wine bottle is transparent, and the color of the fruit wine inside is very beautifully matched, and the alcohol content is also very low.

If there is no magical meaning, it will probably be a very good afternoon tea drink.

Mermaids are a race with a very low fertility rate.Although they have no morals, love each other when they see one, and rotate countless partners in their lives, what mermaids are more obsessed with is actually the feeling of being pampered in love.

Moreover, the mermaid likes the new and dislikes the old too frequently. It is possible that just falling in love with a human being in the morning will find that another shit-shoveler is more suitable for her at noon.

For humans who might get along longer, mermaids are not willing to lay an egg to compete for favor.

Instead, it's a one-night stand, so the mermaid doesn't care.

In addition to being a holy place for honeymoon, Menglaka Xing also has a very famous reputation-Foronenight romantic dating place.

Each bubble ball automatically delivers a bottle of planetary specialty wine.

Thoughtful couples drank wine and got drunk, and everything came to fruition.

"Hmm." Yan You hugged the wine bottle in embarrassment. According to the character design and the plot of the previous life, she should feel pregnant tonight.

But with the mermaid's scumbag tradition, Gu Xilan won't misunderstand.

Could Gu Xilan misunderstand?

It's hard not to.

Gu Xilan was stunned when she saw the dreamy-colored fruit wine that Yan You took out.

The little mermaid actually invited her to drink on the third day!

To scum her! ?

Gu Xilan's eyes turned red instantly.

"You, you, you... No, I won't drink!"

Gu Xilan's voice choked up, and he stubbornly turned his head away.She is not the kind of woman who just wants to have fun, she must be married and responsible. QQ

Gu Xilan burst into tears.

Youyou actually, actually just wanted to have fun...

Liars, mermaids are indeed big scumbags, all scumbags QAQ.

No... she didn't believe it.

How could Youyou be that kind of scumbag, impossible!

Youyou is so cute, how could she be scumbag!

Nope.

Why not, isn't it just about to be scumbag?Fake!It's a scumbag!

Nonsense, you are not scumbag.

Gu Xilan struggled repeatedly, his brain was in a mess, and his heart seemed to be tightly strangled by something, he could hardly breathe, and was in extreme pain.

Yan You: "...Hmm." Sure enough, I misunderstood.

Yan You poured a good wine, leaned over and acted softly: "Is Lanlan really not drinking? I like Lanlan so I want to drink together."

Ah, this seems to be even more scumbag.That's what every mermaid says before a one night stand.

After the cool down, he changed his face.

So Yan You made a patch in time.

Yan You lowered her eyelashes on purpose and sighed, "I really want to marry Lanlan too. Did Lanlan refuse me because she didn't want to be responsible?"

Knot, get married?

Really! ?

Gu Xilan suddenly turned her head, and after realizing that she was too excited, she forced a reserved cough: "Hmph, how can I not get married after drinking, I am not the kind of irresponsible woman. I will definitely be responsible to Youyou .”

"Oh, come on then." Yan You raised his head, his bright and clear sea blue eyes without any moisture, smiled authentically.

Is this so fast?

Gu Xilan was not at ease, he hesitated a few times, but still couldn't hold back his ears were all red and stretched out his hand: "Mmm, yes."

……

after a few hours,

Gu Xilan had been in the bathroom for an hour, and she was so excited that she couldn't even hold the bath towel steadily.

Before, the two of them were sent back to the room by the bubble ball with their faces flushed from drinking, their clothes slightly messed up.

As soon as he got down, Yan You kissed him again.

However, Gu Xilan pushed Yan You away, and stammered: "No, wait, Youyou, I haven't showered yet."

Gu Xilan's cheeks were hot, and his eyes dodged.

What kind of shower did you just take in the afternoon.

The scumbag turned a deaf ear and continued, but Gu Xilan ran away without looking back.

Just ran away, ran away, gone...

Yan You: "..."

After closing the bathroom door, Gu Xilan touched his beating heart.

It was only when the arrow was on the string that she realized that she still didn't know anything.

God damn her!

I never thought that there would be today, but after meeting Yan You, I didn't expect this day to come so fast, Gu Xilan was completely unprepared.

But it doesn't matter, Starnet has everything.

Gu Xilan turned on the optical brain and searched for keywords.

"Precautions……"

After clicking on several posts in a row, Gu Xilan's eyelids twitched when he read "Just lie flat" below.

Her Youyou is not such an active and unrestrained mermaid.

No, these are not allowed!

Gu Xilan held back his restlessness and continued to scroll down.

I didn't flip through anything, but read a lot of crying posts about mermaids who changed their faces after foronenight.

"But when it's cool, it's still cool, just lie flat, mermaid is so good." Countless hosts sighed while smoking cigarettes and crying.

Gu Xilan's face turned green: "..." She didn't believe it!

Turn off the cold water.

Gu Xilan really didn't find the information he was looking for before, so he had to post a post anonymously on the Xingwang post bar before taking a bath.

There should be a lot of comments by now.

Gu Xilan turned on the optical brain, and entered the post at the familiar place.

#[Help] Sleeping with my future wife for the first time tonight, is there any precautions? #

PS. My wife is a cute and delicate little mermaid, not the unrestrained one.

"Lie flat, please don't misunderstand the mermaid."

"It's good to lie flat, the host please don't misunderstand the mermaid +1"

"The mermaid is soft and cute under the bed, but strong on the bed, please don't misunderstand the mermaid +2"

"Upstairs +10086"

"Wait, mermaid? Future wife? Are you so confident in yourself?"

"Forgive me for asking directly, how long has the host known this mermaid? If not more than a month."

"It's already the third day!" Gu Xilan emphasized.

"On the third day emmmmm, if you are going to get married, I have to tell you a cruel news: you, yes, it is you, the naive landlord, who will be cheated soon hahaha! So sad jpg."

Liar!

She actually said that Youyou lied to Cannon, and Gu Xilan blushed with anger.

She was the one who lied to Youyou. How could you lie to her when you were so cute? !

"Mermaids are such scumbags that they are only so casual when planning 419. If the landlord is rushing to get married, he should think carefully."

"Yes, one of my sisters brought a mermaid home one day, and she swore that it was definitely not a scumbag mermaid. They had known each other for half a month. But in the end, everyone can guess the result. My little sister is now I swear that I will never trust the mouth of the scumbag."

"All the real married mermaids I met when I grew up, they all had sex after more than a month, and the host will... take care on the third day."

Paul is so heavy!She didn't believe that Youyou would scum her!

Gu Xilan angrily refuted Datong on the post.

Then he turned off the optical computer, opened the door with a "bang", pulled the bathrobe on and went out.

She wants to prove that she is right!

Youyou, cute, not scumbag, lie flat!