General Zhiyi

"Enough is enough for me!" Bai Zhou growled word by word through his teeth with a livid face.

Tang Jingxu turned his head and glanced at him casually, his movements were not vague at all, he grabbed a large handful of dried fish and stuffed them into his cloth pocket, and he didn't forget to throw two of them into his mouth, chewing them while chewing. He laughed and said, "Stinger, didn't you marinate a big vat, didn't you just take a few to bring back to make the little ones happy, it's like losing a few pieces of heart!"

"How many? I don't care if I caught these small dried fishes from Tianxikou one by one, and marinated them with high-quality jade wine for 50 years." Bai Zhou's eyes twitched, his forehead was naked. Visibly a vein popped out, he clenched his fists, barely resisting the urge to step forward and beat up someone whose skin was thicker than a city wall, but his mouth was completely unrestrained, yelling, "You fucking Do you call the earthenware pot with a big mouth...'jar'?"

Tang Jingxu gritted his teeth: "Oh, what a coincidence, my father has called this 'tank' since I was a child! As a son, he has been fascinated by it, so he naturally calls it that, there is nothing wrong with it!"

Recalling that when he was in the General’s Mansion, Old General Tang, who was occasionally slurred due to his illness, said “Bring me my wine tank (altar)” one by one. Tang Jingxu's insatiable cat's paw grabbed the jar containing dried fish, held it in his arms and weighed it, the corners of his mouth suddenly shrunk, and when he stretched his head to look in, he almost cried: "One ...One...two three...four five...just...there are only ten left, no way! You...you give it back to me!"

Seeing Bai Zhou rushing towards him, Tang Jingxu turned around neatly with a cloth pocket in his hand, dexterously avoided Bai Zhou's attacking hand, and took a small dried fish from the jar. Blinking, he said, "I've taken everything, so why should I return it?"

Right now, there is no one else present except the two of them. Bai Zhou simply threw away all the serious appearances he usually wears when facing the priests, put the jar on the table, rolled up his sleeves and followed Tang Jingxu came and went and played tricks.

However, after all, Tang Jingxu came from a family of generals. He learned martial arts at the age of three, while Bai Zhou was five years later than him. Because he wanted to take the road of writing, he did not practice as hard as him. The lady of the princess stood by at all times holding a whip, and after dozens of rounds, she could only barely grab the silk thread that had been pulled out from the cloth pocket, and had no choice but to bite her back molars and swallow the pain in her stomach.

Bai Zhou sat down on the chair angrily, poured a large cup of hot tea, barely suppressed his sullenness, and asked in a firm voice: "Tell me, why are you here? I don't believe you are so leisurely enough to do it for Xiaoyu Running up to make trouble, I heard that you went to see Lord Shuiyue?"

Tang Jingxu tied the white cloth around his waist regardless of his image, weighed it with satisfaction, straddled the chair with a big horse, nodded, and said with a smile: "Yes, I want some Tianchi water."

"What do you want Tianchi water for?" Bai Zhou's expression suddenly became tense, "You won't..."

Seeing that his lieutenant turned pale with shock, Tang Jingxu quickly waved his hands and said, "Stop, it wasn't me. Didn't Master Junkun order me to go into the palace to deal with the grieving ghost a few days ago? That ghost and Xiaosan have a good relationship, but luckily She stopped in time and did not make a big mistake, but she had too much resentment and hatred in her heart. If she didn't cleanse her soul, even if she was lucky enough to have a good pregnancy after passing through, she would be doomed to end badly in the next life because of the remaining resentment. , so here we go.”

Hearing this, Bai Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, and asked instead, "How is Master Shuiyue?"

"I don't know." Tang Jingxu half propped his chin, tapped his fingers on the table unconsciously, his eyes were a little loose, "Honestly, I don't know whether it's good or bad for her now. Bai Zhou, what do you think? "

Bai Zhou sighed silently, then poured a cup of tea to his hand, and said in a deep voice, "Whether it's good or bad, she has no choice. Jing Xu, that's her mission, and you and I won't tolerate nonsense."

"That's right, she is an adult, she has her way to go, I'm just a rat, I just walk in my gutter. What's the point of running around?" Tang Jingxu flicked his teacup lightly with his fingers, "clang" There was a crisp sound, and the tea water rippled in circles, just like the Tianchi just now. It was only turbulent by scooping up a small ladle of water, and it returned to tranquility after a while. heart lake.

Speaking of this point, I can't help but think of all the past, those flowers that once appeared like yesterday's flowers, which appeared for a while and thanked for a lifetime, amazing and sentimental, the two looked at each other speechlessly, and drank tea instead of wine in silence.

"By the way! I almost forgot!" Tang Jingxu raised his head abruptly, staring at Bai Zhou's sparkling eyes, which made Bai Zhou's scalp a little numb, and he was busy thinking about how to see off the guest before he got up his mind.

However, Tang Jingxu seemed to have seen the clue from Bai Zhou's subconsciously dodging eyes, and said first: "The merit of catching the cat monster last time is long enough."

Is it really just remembering that little merit?

Come on, he wouldn't think so even with ten layers of paste in Bai Zhou's head!

Sure enough, before Bai Zhou could speak, Tang Jingxu took it for granted and said, "You have been on credit for almost four months, and if you count the interest, you have to give me a hundred thousand merits, right?"

Bai Zhou stood up from the chair expressionlessly, leaned over, poked his heart hard with his index finger, and said through gritted teeth, "Just now Panlin grabbed you by the neck and asked you to ask him for interest, but you still acted righteously." Look, how can your heart be so dark when you come to me?"

"Hey, that's different! What Panlin owes me is just a meat bun, but what you owe is merit! I can still get the meat bun if I ask for it in the lower realm, but the merit is for me, a down-and-out priest who has no one to worship. , that is extremely precious! Brothers have to settle their accounts clearly, manly man, don't be silly, hurry up!"

Bai Zhou was really about to be laughed at by him. He straightened up, folded his arms, raised his chin and snorted coldly at him, "A hundred thousand? Clearly settle accounts? You're not living in a dream, are you?"

"That's right, why don't you give half of it to the head office?" Tang Jingxu curled his lips.

Seeing Tang Jingxu's big face, which had retreated a few steps to "cheap you boy", Bai Zhou felt a blood clogged in his heart, tensed his cheeks, and tried his best to lean towards him while he was sitting. He kicked on the leg of the chair and yelled viciously: "Get out! It's too much for five hundred fathers!"

The chair was kicked with a "click" and its legs were broken, but it stood firmly in place, while the person sitting on it remained motionless, not even moving the hair that was hanging down, as if he was in peace, It can be seen that he had already guessed that Bai Zhou would come, and he didn't know how many chairs had been wasted in the past few hundred years in exchange for this infuriating prophet.

Half an hour later, Tang Jing walked out of Hengzhen Hall with his hands behind his hands contentedly, humming a little song, and smiling brightly when he met everyone, while Bai Zhou leaned on the door frame and looked at Tang Jingxu's The back figure hesitated to speak, with a heartbroken expression on his face.

All the priests passing by Hengzhen Hall felt pain for General Bai, and looked at him with eyes filled with "brother, I understand, I understand everything".

When he jumped into the Fanchi, he couldn't help but think of Bai Zhou asking him how he planned to spend his birthday tomorrow, Tang Jingxu smiled sadly, closing and opening his eyes, wouldn't it be over?What do you need to do?Do you still think that he is the favored General Jizhi 800 years ago?

Back at Xiyun Mountain, the sky was clear and the moonlight was just right, and at a glance Ying Li was sitting upright in the small courtyard, looking at him expectantly, Tang Jingxu took off the black umbrella and handed it to him, rubbed Rubbing his head, he said with a smile: "Don't worry, let Wuna come tomorrow."

Ying Li took the black umbrella and nodded heavily.

"Will he come?" Yin Liansheng came out of the house when he heard the noise, and looked at Tang Jingxu with a slight frown, pointing out something.

Tang Jingxu scanned the dazzled room, he could vaguely see the figure reflected on the window paper under the candlelight walking around in the room, and he could vaguely hear pleasant muttering to himself, wondering what he was up to.

With a headache, Tang Jingxu raised his hand and pinched the bridge of his nose. With Hua Qingchen, Wu Na would never come anyway, and this little fox should have guessed that they needed to find Wu Na to save Yu Anlin from the palace. When he came back, he kept having fun, and if it was absolutely impossible to fool him to leave Xiyun Mountain alone and go to other places for a whole day at this time, he would have to go to battle and coax him away temporarily.

So what's the excuse? In the past 800 years, Tang Jingxu felt for the first time that such a fart thing as a birthday, besides talking about it, could have such a big use.

Yin Liansheng: "Master, tomorrow..."

"It's okay, I'll send a voice transmission to Wuna later, please come here, I'll take Qingchen down the mountain tomorrow." Tang Jingxu waved his hand to Yingli, signaling him to rest assured.

Yin Liansheng pursed her lips: "I'm afraid he won't leave Master easily."

Tang Jingxu blinked narrowly: "I heard that Yaojun opened a house 'Drunken Spring Smoke' in the human world, and the little fox said several times that he wanted to go and see it."

"'Drunk Spring Smoke'?" Yin Liansheng paused, a trace of displeasure flashed in his eyes, "If Tuer remembers correctly, it's a brothel, right?"

For some reason, seeing Shang Yin Liansheng's questioning gaze, Tang Jingxu, who has always been big-hearted, felt inexplicably guilty, he clenched his right fist and raised it to his mouth, coughed, and said seriously: "What are you talking about? It's serious...Hualou! I heard that the burning knives there are very powerful, so I went to try it on the way. In short, tomorrow I will take Qingchen down the mountain, and I will leave it to you."

After speaking, Tang Jingxu walked into his own room, and when he passed by Yin Liansheng's side, he heard him suddenly say softly: "Master, drink less, don't come back too late. I'll wait for you."

Tang Jingxu paused and nodded indiscriminately, as if he had agreed.