General Zhiyi

Wushi, the imperial capital.

"Seeing that His Royal Highness is about to perish under the butcher's knife of the enemy general, there was a burst of exclamation from all around. King Yin covered his chest with his hands, rolled his eyes and was about to faint on the spot..." The storyteller with a goatee held a He spoke impassionedly about the folding fan, and everyone in the audience held their breath when they heard this, for fear of missing the wonderful part that turned the world around.

Half lying on the roof, Tang Jingxu yawned a lot to the moon who was drinking alone, squinted his eyes and looked at the black-haired boy with cat ears who fell not far from him, and sighed, saying that he was only free for nothing. The apprentices expressed their deep contempt, then lazily stood up, casually shook off the peanuts that had accidentally fallen into their collars just now, sighed again, and then spread their hands at the black cat boy with a look of disgust on his face. Casually: "I said, are you throwing yourself into a trap?"

The black cat boy ignored Tang Jingxu's question. He got on all fours, arched his body, raised his slender black tail high up, and his golden eyes glowed bloodthirstyly. Pounce on it and tear it to shreds.

Tang Jingxu bent down to pick up the saber at his feet calmly, but instead of pulling out the sword, he carried it behind his back. Instead, he untied an emerald green bamboo flute from his waist and wiped it on his cuff. , tapping his palms again and again, and said: "What? The three of them chased and blocked you so that you had nowhere to escape, so you had no choice but to come back here?"

After a pause, seeing that the young man didn't answer, he continued on his own: "Then do you think 'the most dangerous place is the safest', or 'catch the thief first and catch the king'?"

"You, why, catch me?" The black cat boy seemed to have just learned to speak, and he stuttered a sentence very bluntly.

Hearing this, Tang Jingxu raised his eyebrows, suppressed the indifference on his face, and lowered his face, showing a trace of majesty: "The cat and mouse should be the right way, but you choose to catch people, why do you say?"

"People, big mice, it's fun." The black cat boy stretched out his tongue and licked the bloodstains on his hands, his words were full of the ignorance of an ignorant boy.

Speaking of which, it was purely accidental that the little black cat became a demon, and I don't know if some careless priest drank wine in the lower realm, and the lid of the wine gourd was not closed properly, and the jade wine dripped all over the ground without even noticing it, which led to the innocence. The wise kitten accidentally licked it clean, and turned into a demon overnight.

After turning into a demon and human form, he instinctively caught mice a few times, but unfortunately, when he was bumped into by someone, the man turned pale with fright, and immediately wanted to run away. People were played like mice to death, and they were still unsatisfied after the game, so there were several murders one after another.

When the heavenly world got the news, it was inevitable to send priests to catch the demons, but the one who got the news earlier was Tang Jingxu who happened to be passing through the imperial capital. Don't want the merits and virtues below in vain, so he waved his sleeves and let the three apprentices roll up their sleeves.

Unexpectedly, although this cat demon has just opened up his wits, he is also shrewd and flexible. He uses the night to wander around in dark corners. In addition, two of the three apprentices are careless, so the cat demon goes around and touches him. The tall one came forward, so Tang Jingxu had no choice but to show the illusion of ease, and deal with him with bluff.

Yes, if you really want to do it, Tang Jingxu can't beat it.

Of course, if the comer was a mortal, he would definitely take it down with two "swish, swish", but he was born as a monster, so he could only smile wryly to himself.

Fortunately, this little cat demon has just arrived, but he has never heard of his name Tang Jingxu, and he has been allowed to fool around with a few words, otherwise he would have been played by this little cat as a big mouse.

Although he is a priest, it is not so easy to die, but if he accidentally scratched his handsome face, how many young girls' hearts have been broken!

However, the cat demon didn't want to listen to his nonsense, so he flew towards him in the next moment. Tang Jingxu let out a "tsk", and dexterously avoided it sideways. Turning around and rushing again, Tang Jingxu couldn't react in time, and was about to be thrown to the ground...

"Click", there was a crisp sound from the roof of the restaurant. It sounded like something fell heavily and smashed the tiles. Mr. Storyteller's eloquent words.

He paused for a while, frowned and raised his eyes to look towards the direction of the roof. After hearing the cat meowing, he took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and then said: "At that critical moment, Don Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, the major general leaped up, drew his sword and stabbed at the grinning enemy general..."

Tang Jingxu squatted down, and with the bamboo flute in his hand, he tapped the forehead of the black cat boy who had been beaten back to his original shape. He grinned and said, "Oh, everyone says you've thrown yourself into a trap."

The black cat let out a whimper, and the next moment it was pulled up by the back of its neck and forced into a cold embrace. It was surprised that this was the person who kicked itself back to its original shape with a sudden kick from the sky, and it immediately struggled violently. .

The man lowered his eyes to the black cat that was forcibly shoved into his arms and screamed, and stared at him coldly. He didn't need any words, just a slightly warning look, and immediately couldn't stop the struggling and screaming black cat. The cat kept silent and trembled.

"Liansheng, take care of it." Tang Jingxu hung the bamboo flute back on his waist, looked behind him, but he didn't see the figures of his second and third apprentices. Shaking his head, "Where are Huaer and Xiaosan?"

"Qingchen is in front of the rouge shop, and Yingli is next to the Lantern Festival stall." Yin Liansheng held the black cat in one hand, raised the other hand and brushed the peanut crumbs from Tang Jingxu's hair casually, He tilted his head and glanced at the noisy street under the eaves.

Tang Jingxu didn't notice that Yin Liansheng's fingertips were gently stroking the tips of his hair, and his gaze followed his gaze downwards.

At a glance, Hua Qingchen in red clothes can be seen circling the rouge shop like a butterfly, touching one for a while, trying another for a while, the owner of the shop is a middle-aged lady, seeing that he looks good, give her A lot of customers were attracted, and they stuffed two small boxes of rouge for him with a smile, and he accepted them all without knowing his shame.

Ying Li is also easy to find, just the smudged figure, watching eagerly as the boss picks up the ladle to scoop up the Lantern Festival for the customers, perhaps he couldn't stand the look in his eyes, the boss is quite generous He scooped up a bowl of Yuanxiao and handed it to him, beckoning him to sit on a chair and eat.

Seeing this, Tang Jingxu heaved a sigh of relief, took advantage of the situation and let go of the hand that was holding the shriveled money bag tightly, patted Yin Liansheng on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "It seems that Liansheng is obedient and knows how to do business .”

Under the darkness, Yin Liansheng hooked the corners of his lips, and said softly: "Since it is the teacher's order, I must listen to it."

At the same time, the story of the storyteller in the restaurant also came to an end: "... Seeing that Major General Tang was brought back to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince safe and sound, and the rebellion was also subsided, King Yin was overjoyed to bestow the word 'Di' on Major General, and immediately Allow him to inherit the official position of General Tang and give him the title 'General Ji'."

After finishing his speech, he took a sip of tea, calmed down, and said, "Then, that's it for today, thank you for your support."

"Sir, what are you going to say tomorrow?" The audience clapped their hands and asked.

The storyteller squeezed his goatee, pondered for a moment, and said, "In those years, General Jianji had to talk about his love affairs."

"Cough, cough, cough...nonsense! Where did General Zhiying get his affair from?!"

As soon as the words finished, Mr. Storyteller patted Xingmu heavily, and sternly reprimanded: "You wait for Xiaoxiao to know what?"

"Mister's storytelling has always been based on history, if you don't believe it, get out as soon as possible!"

"That's right! New here, you, shut up!"

Tang Jingxu, who was sitting under the stage at some time, was immediately amused. He casually took the handkerchief from Yin Liansheng, wiped off the wine stains from the corners of his mouth, folded his arms and leaned against the back of the chair. Putting it on the table, he snorted coldly and said: "As far as I know, General Ji Yan has always kept himself clean, and has never been close to any woman, and there is not even a maid in the mansion. Please tell me, sir, Which peerless beauty has the general been lucky enough to have had an affair with?" He raised his eyebrows and lifted the wine bowl to his lips.

Hearing this, the storyteller snorted coldly, looked at Tang Jingxu with "you know what a fart" written in his eyes, and he didn't speak for a long time, as if he had no intention of revealing tomorrow's plot.

"Could it be that the gentleman forgets things too much, and still wants to go home and read books and unofficial history?"

Seeing the aggressive look of Tang Jingxu's half-raised eyebrows, Yin Liansheng turned his face away, subconsciously strengthened the hand rubbing the black cat, and didn't pay attention to the black cat on his lap that was trembling more violently, the other hand trembled slightly He raised the wine bowl and drank it down.

"Sir, why don't you just say a few more words, and don't let this ignorant guy get poor!"

"Yes, yes, sir, why don't we just let it be revealed next time?"

"Oh, my heart itch! Could it be that Mr. really forgot?"

"How is this possible? I grew up listening to my husband's storytelling, and my husband's storytelling has always been handy."

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Listening to the discussions around him, and looking at the storyteller's furrowed brows, Tang Jingxu let out a low, presumptuous laugh. This is the criticism of the so-called laity - it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

After a while, the storyteller seemed to understand that if he didn't say anything, he might not be able to get off the stage, so he patted Xingmu, and after the noise subsided, he got up and straightened his long gown, walked to Tang Jingxu's desk with his hands behind his back, and stretched his face , Said in a deep voice: "Prince Yinguo."

Before the words were finished, there was a loud "bang", Tang Jingxu was so startled that he fell from the chair and fell to the ground, a bowl of wine could not be held steady, and it poured over his head and face.

Yin Liansheng next to him was taken aback for a moment, obviously he didn't expect Tang Jingxu to have such a big reaction, and hurriedly reached out to help him up.

Tang Jingxu froze and raised his hands to pick his ears, and said in horror, "You...you say it again, who are you having an affair with...?"

"Prince Yinguo."

Hearing these four words with no ups and downs in tone, Tang Jingxu's face changed rapidly. He waved Yin Liansheng's hand away in a little embarrassment, and shouted at the storyteller: "There is a fart love affair, clean him up!" Mother's nonsense... nonsense! It's just... nonsense!"

The author has something to say: the settings are all made up, if you are serious, you will lose! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

Please accept the file "Is the Movie King the King Today":

Returning from a business trip, looking at the solemn palace in front of him, and then looking at the guards guarding the gate, the briefcase in You Chen's hand fell to the ground with a "slap", and his eyes fell on the angry old Gong who was standing behind his back. On Jun's face, before a question could be uttered, the man took the first step and snorted coldly: "Escape? Even if you escape to the ends of the earth, this king can catch you back!"

Ben... Wang?

Probably the story of the seven-year itch old Gong took the wrong medicine and began to tickle his heart.

Gong is the movie king, Shou is the president of the entertainment company, and the two are legally married (hidden marriage).

Another pre-received article "Twenty Cents Relationship" may wish to take a look together:

The young master of the security company, ah bah, the prince is shamelessly pestering our elders... ah bah, the flower of Gaoling is Xu Yingdi!

"Young Master Lu, may I ask what is your relationship with Emperor Xu?"

Lu Yuyang (smiling): "Probably because I paid [-] cents to sleep with him."

Everyone: Shocked.jpg

Lu Yuyang (smiling gradually presumptuously): "Additionally, he said it first."

Crowd: Groundhog Screams.jpg

Seeing Xu Qingchu staring at him, Lu Yuyang swallowed silently: "You... what do you want?"

Xu Qingchu (expressionless): "It's nothing, I just want to rub you on the ground."

Lu Yuyang trembled all over, and OS in his heart: "Can I still see the sun tomorrow?"

Xu Qingchu's inner OS: "I want to touch, I want to rub, I want to kiss."