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"Huh?" Zhao Xingchuan asked, "Did I cut it well?"

"No," Shi Yu laughed back angrily, and he slowed down his speech, "You cut it very well, can you count how many banknotes you have cut in total? Come and tell me if there are more, I will give you money." You reward."

He squinted his eyes, thinking that when Zhao Xingchuan wakes up tomorrow, he will pay ten times the amount, otherwise it will not be enough to compensate for his mental loss.

"Really?" Zhao Xingchuan squatted down very happily, and then seriously began to count the hairy men with different shapes on the ground.

Shi Yu hung his pajamas and bath towel on his hands, feeling extremely tired, and the common exhaustion both physically and mentally made Shi Yu unable to ignite his anger.Even if it was just now, it only burned for an hour and a half before it went out.Then he went to the toilet, took a heavy shower, and before his hair was completely dry, he went back to his room to find Zhao Xingchuan.

See if there is any trouble with this product.

I saw this guy holding a pile of torn papers in his hands, leaning half of his body on the wardrobe, already asleep.

Shi Yu squatted down and looked at Zhao Xingchuan for a while, he found that the corners of this person's mouth were slightly raised even when he was sleeping.I have to say that this person's brows and eyes are still very deceptive, but when he is sober or not sober, he is very slapped.

After watching for a while, he reached out and pushed Zhao Xingchuan's shoulder: "Zhao Xingchuan."

Zhao Xingchuan didn't move at all, and fell into a deep sleep.

Shi Yu had no choice but to clamp his armpits and drag him towards the guest room.The floor of their house is completely covered with carpets, so it must be difficult to drag a man as big as Zhao Xingchuan, not to mention that the drunk is in his early 190s, and there is no weak spot in his body.

After finally dragging Zhao Xingchuan into the guest room, Zhao Xingchuan's feet suddenly hung on the door frame of the guest room, and then drunk Zhao suddenly opened his eyes, stammering a bit: "What, what are you doing?"

Seeing that he was awake, Shi Yu simply let go: "Since he is awake, go to bed and lie down."

After finishing speaking, he reached out to turn off the light: "It's late..."

Before the word "An" could be said, Zhao Xingchuan, who was sitting on the ground, suddenly rushed towards Shi Yu, and then hugged his calf.

"I sleep alone?"

Shi Yu frowned: "Otherwise?"

"Are you sleeping alone too?"

"nonsense."

In the next second, Zhao Xingchuan hugged Shi Yu's calf and cried loudly. It was the kind of real gunfire crying. Shi Yu even saw his flashing tears with his own eyes!

"You are so pitiful." Zhao Xingchuan's expression was very vivid, "Why do you sleep alone? So pitiful."

Shi Yu's forehead twitched.

The two chattered and tossed for several minutes, Zhao Xingchuan still refused to let go, Shi Yu had no choice but to agree to him first, and then coaxed him to go to the toilet to take a bath.

"Can I sleep with you after washing?" Zhao Xingchuan stood at the door of the toilet holding an old pajamas Shi Yu gave him.

Shi Yu nodded helplessly.

He shouldn't have attended any wrap-up banquet tonight, and he shouldn't have brought this cheating bastard home.

Before Shi Yu sat down to rest, Zhao Xingchuan's hoarse shout suddenly came from the toilet.Shi Yu's heart tightened, and he rolled over from the bed and ran to the toilet.

"Zhao Xingchuan!" Shi Yu kicked the toilet door open, "Why..."

Before Shi Yu could finish his sentence, Zhao Xingchuan sprayed his head and face with water from the shower. Although Zhao Xingchuan was not naked, he seemed to be fine.

"What are you shouting for?" Shi Yu wiped the water off his face, and his anger rushed straight to his temples, causing him a splitting headache.

"There are spiders!"

Shi Yu looked at the ground and saw that the spider he had raised for more than a year was smashed to death by Zhao Xingchuan with an iron basin.More than a year ago, Shi Yu's family had an inexplicable trouble with cockroaches. Although Shi Yu is not afraid of cockroaches, he still has a cleanliness freak. The thought of cockroaches crawling over his pillow makes him feel horrified.

So he really couldn't live with these cockroaches. Unfortunately, even if he hired professionals to kill the cockroaches, they couldn't be cured. In desperation, Shi Yu had no choice but to buy a spider that eats cockroaches to fight poison with poison.

It didn't take long for the cockroaches to disappear completely.Shi Yu was grateful for the selfless dedication of the spider brother, so he planned to feed him with delicious food and drink, and raise him until the end of his life.

But now...

He squatted down and lifted the spider's leg expressionlessly. Zhao Xingchuan saw the tragic death of the spider gradually enlarged, and when he panicked, he sprinkled Shi Yu's body with water.

Shi Yu was completely enraged this time, grabbed the shower from Zhao Xingchuan's hand, and hit him hard on the head.

Zhao Xingchuan was directly stunned, Shi Yu really used a lot of energy under his anger, he looked at Zhao Xingchuan's head a little nervously: "Sorry, are you... all right?"

Zhao Xingchuan looked at him innocently: "It hurts so much."

"Where does it hurt?" Shi Yu hit Zhao Xingchuan right now, feeling a little guilty, the anger just now disappeared inexplicably, "Low your head and let me see."

Zhao Xingchuan lowered his head obediently, Shi Yu checked carefully for a while, and then found that this stupid big man was still very skinny, his head was only scratched a little oily, as for whether there was something wrong in his head...

"Zhao Xingchuan, do you feel pain inside or outside your brain? Are you dizzy? Do you want to vomit?"

Shi Yu threw out so many questions at once, and Zhao Xingchuan, who was short-circuited after drinking too much, didn't know which one to answer first, so he faltered and talked about him: "It's okay, I won't call the police."

Shi Yu said in a deep voice, "I'm asking you seriously, does your brain hurt?"

Zhao Xingchuan tried hard to feel it, then shook his head.

"Dizzy?"

"Do not."

"Do you want to throw up?"

"Do not."

After confirming that the product was genuine and that there was no problem, Shi Yu took the spider's body out and comforted Zhao Xingchuan to continue taking a bath.

Shi Yu's upper body was almost drenched. After comforting Zhao Xingchuan, he went to another bathroom dripping with water and took a heavier shower.

When Shi Yu came out of the toilet, Zhao Xingchuan was already lying on his bed wrapped in a quilt.

"Go down." Shi Yu threw him the pillow and quilt from the guest room.

The housekeeping company just came yesterday and gave his house a big cleaning before he returned home. This company Shi Yu can trust, and every time it cleans, it even wipes the corners meticulously, so the carpet must have been cleaned with care.

Zhao Xingchuan poked his head out of the quilt, met Shang Shiyu's eyes aggrievedly: "I agreed, I will sleep with you."

"Yeah, but I didn't say they were lying on the bed and sleeping together." Shi Yu found a half-human bear from the closet. This was the first time he received a gift from a fan, so he kept it in his collection. "Come down, it will sleep with you."

Zhao Xingchuan weighed it, but still didn't want to go down: "No, I..."

"Get off." Shi Yu's expression changed, and he looked at him fiercely.

Zhao Xingchuan had no choice but to get off the bed reluctantly, and hugged the big brown bear Shi Yu gave him.Shi Yu put the pillow for him, and after Zhao Xingchuan lay down, covered him with a quilt.

Because he was still ashamed of the blow that hit Zhao Xingchuan just now, Shi Yu said not very gently: "Good night."

Crack, the lights go out.

A galaxy painted with luminous paint over the bedroom gradually lit up.This was specially prepared by Ye Wei for him back then. After all, his age on the profile made Ye Wei feel that he was still a child, so he guessed that he might like this.

Zhao Xingchuan under the bed was very happy. He pointed to the ceiling and said, "Stars."

Shi Yu was lying on the bed, staring absently at the faint blue light on the ceiling.

Although he has always had a bad temper, he never beat anyone to death angrily. He knew very well that the moment he grabbed the shower, he wanted to kill Zhao Xingchuan.

Fortunately, that kind of negative energy only ruled his brain for a second, if it took longer, Shi Yu couldn't imagine it.

"Lin Zhou." Shi Yu thought wearily, "What exactly do you want?"

Because Shi Yu was catching up on sleep during the day, and the curtains were tightly drawn, almost impervious to light, so the luminous paint on the ceiling did not absorb much light, and went out after a short time.

Sleepy Zhao Xingchuan said vaguely: "The stars disappeared..."

Shi Yu suddenly remembered where he seemed to have seen it. Someone said, "The closest star to us is 16 light-years away, that is, the distance that light travels in one year. The light we see now was emitted by it 16 years ago."

So, what about the stars that are farther and farther away from us?

"Some of them are hundreds of millions of light-years away from us. And the life of many stars often ends before the light reaches the earth. So what we see is actually what the stars looked like when they were alive."

Some of the stars are dead long ago, he thought.

Noon the next day.

Shi Yu struggled to open his eyes. He lay on the bed and recovered for a while, then turned on his phone to check the time.

11:40, it's time to get up.

He got down from one side of the bed, walked around to the other side of the bed, only saw a pillow, and did not see Zhao Xingchuan.

He squatted down suspiciously, tilted his head and looked under the bed.And Zhao Xingchuan under the bed seemed to have received some kind of call, and suddenly opened his eyes.

The two eyes meet.

"Fuck..." Zhao Xingchuan moved back several centimeters.

Why...is he under Shi Yu's bed? !

Shi Yu stood up unhurriedly, and then went to the toilet without saying a word, leaving Zhao Xingchuan a certain amount of time to refresh his memory.

Zhao Xingchuan felt his head hurt like being kicked by a hundred donkeys in turn. He pulled the quilt, and the memories of last night slid through his mind like a revolving lantern.

It's not terrible to be drunk...the terrible thing is that when you wake up, you find that not only are you still intact, but you also remember all the stupid things you did when you were drunk.

Zhao Xingchuan felt that he was ashamed to meet people. If possible, he hoped that he could lie under the bed and never come out.

Last night, he killed the spider that seemed to be a pet, cut the cash in Shi Yu's bag, bowed deeply to passers-by, and drove on QQ...

Zhao Xingchuan covered his eyes with his right hand. He thought he was a man with a thick skin, but picking out one of these messes was enough to rub his face on the ground.

Grass... Zhao Xingchuan moved out from under the bed wanting to cry, but no matter what, he had to face the reality.