refuse to be a teacher

At that time, the summer was thick, and the trees in the long line house were full of shade.The chirping of cicadas is somewhat noisy, but if you compare it with the calm and kind water flow, it will be annoying for no reason.

Today's old people don't fish any more, but they hold the slender fishing rod in their palms, and stretch their knuckles intentionally or unintentionally with their backs to the lotus pond behind them, while Yi Shangxian sits on the bank of the lotus pond, burying his head Holding a snow-white towel, he wiped a wooden sword up and down.

As Xue Lan stepped forward, she first called out respectfully: "Master Zu." Then the corner of her eye twitched, and at the same time she saw the sharp wooden sword in Shang Yi Shangxian's hand, she shivered uncontrollably, and said: " Master, uncle."

Yi Shangxian glanced at him sideways, and said coldly, "Who is your uncle?"

Xue Lan said in her heart that ghosts recognize you as uncle, but she smiled lightly, almost a flower blooming.He cautiously stepped to the edge of the lotus pond, bent down, and whispered in Qin Huan's ear: "Master, what you explained yesterday, I...I went back and asked Master."

Qin also squinted his eyes. He didn't know whether it was because he was deaf or he just didn't listen. He just flicked the fishing rod lazily twice without speaking.

Xue Lan was embarrassed for a while, thinking that he had committed a mistake again, so she raised her volume slightly and continued: "Master..."

"Hush, keep your voice down, I'm fishing." Qin Huan raised his head and glanced at his panda-like dark circles, and smiled, his voice was so rustling that people's ears trembled.

Xue Lan looked down and saw that the white-haired old man was lying on his hand with his fishing rod, and his back was completely facing the lotus pond. What kind of fish was he fishing for?Suspicious for a moment, she suddenly heard a clear and light sound in the center of the lotus pond. Xue Lan turned her head back, just in time for a blue-grey carp to jump out of the pond. "It just happened to fall into his arms, thumped twice, and slipped violently. Before he could reach out and grab it firmly, he rushed back again with a narrow escape, and burrowed into the depth of the lotus leaf with a "plop". disappeared.

Xue Lan was surprised for a moment, but Qin Huan beside him was full of regrets, calling it a pity.

"A trash's apprentice can only be a trash." Yi Shangxian sighed without raising his head, and said, "I can't even catch a fish."

Xue Lan's ears turned red: "I..."

"Hey!" Qin Huan waved his hand to signal the two to be silent.Immediately afterwards, he raised his hand and gathered his cultivation base between his arms at one point, and lightly stroked the water surface of the lotus pond below, dipped a little water in the air, and wrote a spell on the way: "Look good."

Xue Lan turned her eyes slightly, and the water splashed all over the sky. Invisibly, there seemed to be an uncontrollable force that shook the whole lotus pond, and even the green carp that fled into the center of the pond in the blink of an eye just now followed suit. He got out of the water, struggled and tumbled back to the bare and smooth stone ground on the shore, and there was no room for escape.

"This technique is called 'Stealing the Sky'." Qin Huan leaned over and carefully put the carp into the net, explaining slowly and word by word, "Using the pool water as the medium, using the same internal force to activate the spell, making the fish in the pool take the bait , exchanging directions with the water in the pool—this method can be tried at any time and place, as long as the medium corresponds, and you can change the sky and the sun, so it is called "stealing the sky."

Xue Lan couldn't help being dumbfounded after hearing the words up to this point, thinking, does he call this fishing?

Do gods fish without poles?

He thought about his words for a while with a strange expression, and finally couldn't help hesitating: "Master, what are you doing fishing? Using magic tricks is cheating, right?"

Yi Shangxian turned his head and sneered.

"Then what do you think... what is fishing?" Qin Huan also squinted and smiled, and said inexplicably, "A lotus pond is several feet deep, and you want to reach in to fish for something, but you have to cling to a fishing rod." , then the last thing you hold in your hand is not limited to a green carp?"

Xue Lanyin was slightly taken aback.But under the bright and mottled scorching sun beams in the afternoon, Qin Huan's white silk like fog appeared and disappeared from time to time, soft as if boneless, but every word and every sentence in his conversation was like an iron sword unsheathed, resounding on the ground.

"Young man, there are many and complicated obstacles in front of him, the path to walk is shallow, and he wants to go ashore before entering the pool—one word, crooked." Qin Huan shook his hand and threw the slender fishing rod into Xue Lanyin's arms , said, "Here, two methods are prepared for you now, how do you want to catch a big fish?"

Xue Lan was stunned for a moment, and then she frowned, and couldn't help laughing loudly: "Master said it very easily, but I would like to fish this lotus pond upside down in one go, I'm afraid it... won't Do me a favor."

Qin also closed his eyes, and said with a half-smile: "You have a big appetite, it would be nice to catch you a small shrimp, and you want to swallow the whole pond?"

Because Xue Lan didn't answer, she just turned around, leaned on the gourd painting, bent down and lowered her head, dipped some pool water on the top of her knuckles, held her breath, and wrote down a long series of spells that were almost exactly the same as before in the middle of the air.

As soon as this action came out, the two people beside them couldn't help but feel a little bit surprised.Yi Shangxian thought that this bastard had already been so stupid that there was no cure for it, but he didn't know that he could write down this set of flamboyant handwriting silently, and he was able to do it to the same extent as Qin Huan.After thinking about it, it is only natural for the so-called living sword clansmen to be naturally good at martial arts, but it is a pity that Yan Yao has been imprisoned in a cage for many years and has become useless. Such a good talent is wasted for nothing.

But after a while, I really saw the clear water in the pool surge up in response to the sound, and the fish schools on the water surface seemed to be extremely frightened, and they all ran away with the faint energy of the continuous flow from the bottom of the pool.

Naturally, Xue Lan refused to let go of such an excellent opportunity to capture, without saying a word, she snapped her fingers, and immediately hit a series of continuous water splashes in the center of the pool, like a layer of snow floating, and immediately shocked Qin Huan behind. His eyes lit up, but before he could say a word of applause, he suddenly heard a muffled sound in his ears, and he glanced forward, only to see that the fish that crashed into Xue Lanyin's arms with its full head was not a fish, but a small shrimp What's more, it's just half of the lotus root covered with mud.

Qin Huan was stunned for a while, and before he could bring it up, he let out a "puchi" laugh.Xue Lan's face turned red, and she held the half lotus root in her arms. She didn't want to throw it away, and it didn't matter if she didn't throw it away. After a long while, Qin walked up slowly, raised her finger, and aimed at his heart. He nodded a little bit, and finally used that word to describe him:

"……crooked!"

Xue Lan froze for a moment, and you were very dissatisfied and said: "Master himself said, this huge lotus pond can be fished for anything..."

"It's not worth fishing for everything." Yi Shangxian interrupted him abruptly, "You can't even touch the edge of a fish scale if you don't work hard enough, and you still want to fish for a whole pond?"

Xue Lan moved her lips, as if she wanted to justify something, but she lowered her head and saw the half lotus root pile that was covered in powder in the mud, and felt a lump in her throat. After holding back for a long time, she couldn't utter a word Come on.