refuse to be a teacher

Since that day, the shameless life of two people has become a shameless life of two people with a cat.

Yan Jue never said anything, but he liked this cat, but he treated it well from the bottom of his heart.

There is never a shortage of fish for three meals a day, all of which are caught by Yan Jue himself by going to the stream. Occasionally, he does not eat the pheasants brought back from hunting, and feeds almost all of them to the cats.

At the beginning, Xue Lan was very relieved to watch from the sidelines, and her master finally became cheerful—as expected, all things with a cute appearance can heal people's fragile hearts.

However, as the relationship deepened day by day, Yan Jue was no longer satisfied with just feeding the cat.

He wanted to treat the cat as a family member, so he decided to give it a good name that is intimate and not alienated.

"Let's call it Xue Ermao." Yan bullied, "Look at the sleeping bear, is it exactly the same as yours?"

When Xue Lan heard this, she was instantly unhappy: "No way!"

"why?"

"Xue Xiaomao is you...you...you gave me a pet name!" Xue Lan said because of grievances, "How can it be used by cats?"

Yan bullied his apprentice's head: "That's why it's called Ermao."

Xue Lan stared and said, "That's not okay either!"

With an idea, Yan Jue lifted the cat up, entrusted it to Xue Lanyin and said, "My son follows his father's surname, and you are his father. There is nothing wrong with calling him Xue Ermao."

Xue Lanyin said: "Oh, let me ask the child, mother... When did you give birth to the cat?"

Yan Jue gave him a gouging look, and Xue Lanyin immediately compromised.

Although he was very unhappy, he still bullied Yan: "Okay, okay, anyway, this is our cat. Well, let's treat it as... I gave birth to it..."

That night, the young couple slept on the same bed, but each had their own concerns.

Xue Lan couldn't fall asleep because of tossing and turning, so after thinking about it, she leaned up and hugged Yan and said: "...Are you asleep?"

Yan Jue squinted at him: "You called me so loudly, and asked me if I slept?"

Xue Lan said: "I have something to tell you."

Yan deceived: "Say."

"I think...you seem to be putting all your attention on cats recently." Xue Lan said sourly, "You have never...doted on me like this."

Yan Jue was a little puzzled - why is this man still compared to cats?

So he turned sideways, facing his apprentice's dark eyes: "It's just a cat."

"You cook for it yourself."

"I can only cook white water chicken."

"Every time you feed it chicken legs, chicken ass! Throw me the ass."

"Then... I'll give it chicken ass next time! Ass. You two take turns?"

"No." Xue Vinegar Tanzi went completely crazy, "Don't you hate cats the most? How can you be so nice to it?"

Yan deceived: "To be a human being, you must have a kind heart. You said it yourself."

"I don't care." Xue Lan turned over and pressed Master firmly under her body, "From now on, the chicken legs will be mine!"

Yan Jue poked his apprentice's dog's head helplessly: "It's all yours, no one will grab it from you."

Xue Lan bit Yan Jue's ear hard because of sticking to it: "You can only be mine!"

Yan Jue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What's the matter with you?"

Xue Lan grabbed Yan Jue by the shoulder, and asked with a serious face, "Do you love it or me?"

"Can this be compared?" Yan Jue rubbed his face with his hands, and said, "What's the point of asking such a question..."

Before he could finish speaking, Xue Lan's lips had already been sealed by Xue Lan's sudden attack.

This bastard kid is familiar with doing this kind of thing once, and Yan Jue gradually got used to it.The two fell into the bed and kissed frantically. Xue Lan pried open Yan Jue's nibbled teeth, and stuck her wet tongue in. She kept sucking deeply, grinding the root of Yan Jue's tongue sorely and sorely.

After the kiss was over, the two separated a little bit, panting with their foreheads pressed against each other.Yan Jue gently pulled Xue Lanyin into his arms, stroked the disheveled hair on top of his head with one hand, and said slowly: "Are you a fool? Do you have to make trouble with the cat?"

Xue Lan bit Yan Jue's earring hard: "You said you didn't like it, but now you treat it so well...I'm sad!"

Yan Jue was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "I just think it's fun, anyway..."

"I'm fun too." Xue Lanyin interrupted him, "You can play with me."

"Oh, you don't understand." Yan Jue gestured to him seriously, "I fed it a few days ago, but it ran over and chased after me to lick the back of my hand."

"I have never been so close to a cat in my life." He said, "It was very interesting then..."

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xue Lan heard this, she turned over and pressed Yan Jue hard into the bed, whispering in his ear: "I can..."

Yan bullied him and looked at him: "What can I do?"

Xue Lan stretched out her hand and pulled the quilt violently, covering the tops of the two of them without leaving a single gap.

In the darkness, their warm skins were pressed against each other.Xue Lanyin said to Yan Jue: "...I can lick you too."

Yan Jue trembled all over, and almost sat up from the bed, but before he could react, he was pushed back by Xue Lanyin's arrogant and unreasonable lips and teeth.

The young couple nestled in a small and crowded area under the quilt, caressing and kissing half-fighting and half-flirtatious--finally, because Xue Lan was panting heavily, she spread Yan Jue's legs and put her on her waist, saying very emotionally: " Master, tell yourself, do you like being licked by cats, or by me?"

Yan Jue's long hair was disheveled, and he was lying under him with dazed eyes. At this time, he was kissed so far that his soul and soul were separated.

Xue Lan pushed forward triumphantly, and continued: "Tell me, do you like cats or me?"

Yan Jue gave a "tsk", blushing: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"Hmph... I knew it." Xue Lan leaned over and surrounded Yan Jue, "How can it compare to me?"

"Yes." Yan Jue kissed the apprentice's frowning brows, "It's not as good as you."

While taking off his clothes, Xue Lanyin murmured softly: "What's so good about cats, I can still take care of the house..."

Yan Jue looked at his apprentice's jealous appearance, as if he was a resentful woman who was alone in her boudoir—for some reason, she was so naive and ridiculous, but she was somehow innocent and cute.

"Understood, don't talk about it." Yan said with a smile, "Tomorrow the two chicken legs will be yours, so don't fight with the cat, okay?"

Xue Lan said because of her reluctance: "Then do you love cats or me?"

The two looked at each other for a long time, and soon they hugged and rolled together. From the head to the end of the bed, pillows, bedding, and sheets were scattered all over the floor.

For a while, the love between the two is like a fire, and when the love is strong, the hatred is less.

Because everything was ready, Xue Lan waited for a pot of raw rice to be cooked on the bed.

However, at this moment, Yan Jue suddenly stretched out a hand, gently holding Xue Lanyin: "Wait...wait a minute."

"What's wrong?" Xue Lanyin said warmly, "Did I hurt you?"

"No..." Yan Jue pushed Xue Lanyin away, got out of bed without hesitation and put on shoes and socks, "The cat is meowing."

Xue Lanyin: "???"

Yan Hua said, "I'll go and have a look."

"no!"

Xue Lan grabbed Yan Jue's belt with both hands, and tugged and said: "You...how can you do this?"

"...Just take a look."

"No!" Xue Lan rubbed up and hugged Master's long legs tightly, "You are too much, you can't treat me like this!"

Yan Jue ignored it and insisted on getting out of bed: "Just take a look!"

"No... come back soon!"

"??? Or Jade???"

"Hey!!! You at least... put on your clothes!??"

——in a dimly lit small room.Yan Jue squatted next to the cat's nest, feeding the mud cat with dried fish with one hand, and gently stroking the cat's fur with the other hand.

But the cat was not very obedient, and would give him a paw from time to time, the force was not light or heavy, it would not hurt people, but it was enough to make people frightened.

And Xue Lanyin stood at the back with her arms folded, eyes full of resentment, looking at the cat for a while, and Yan Jue for a while, wondering whether it was right or wrong to bring this little thing back in the first place.

However, when Yan Jue turned around for a while, Xue Yufu hurriedly changed her expression again, making a pitiful look, staring straight at her master, and said in a low and soft voice: "Oryu..."

Yan Jue was feeding the cat in his hand, and said at a loss: "Why does it bark all the time, and isn't it hungry?"

Although Xue Lanyin pouted her mouth, she still reluctantly squatted down.

"You put the nest on the air vent." He said, "Of course it will be cold, otherwise why would it keep barking at night."

Yan Jue turned his head to look, and it was true—but after thinking about it, it seemed that there was no other place for it to sleep.After a moment of serious consideration, he finally called Xue Lanyin in a deep voice, "Xue Xiaomao."

Xue Lan let out a "hum" and raised her eyebrows to look at him.

"How about...put it next to our bed." Yan bullied, "It's also convenient to look after at night."

As soon as Xue Lan heard this, she only knew that something was wrong, so she repeatedly refused: "How can this be done? How about jumping into bed in the middle of the night?"

"...Then just hug the bed and sleep."

"Oh." Xue Lan laughed angrily, and reached out to pinch his chin with one hand, "It's good, who is louder than you two?"

Yan Jue's ears turned red, and he reprimanded: "If you don't do it, you'll be fine..."

Before he finished speaking, Xue Lanyin blocked his mouth again.This time, he pressed Yan Jue directly next to the cat's nest and kissed it until the sky was dark. There was a dingy cat between them. eyes, looking at a pair of figures in front of them hugging and kissing each other, inseparable.

"...Master doesn't love me anymore, he loves cats." Xue Lan said aggrievedly and sadly because she had the lower half of Yan Bao's lips in her mouth, "What kind of relationship do we have, can this broken cat compare?"

Yan Jue looked at him sideways: "But the cat is cold, let it bark all night, what if it freezes to death?"

In the end, the two argued in a daze for a while, Yan Jie held the bamboo basket and placed it in the corner of the bed sheltered from the wind, the cat finally stopped meowing, but Xue Lanyin couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

Yan Jue looked at him like this, it was really funny, so he couldn't help but said: "What did you tell me then? What did you say... If I like children, you can go outside and bring me one... "

"Xue Xiaomao, tell me...you can't even bear cats, how can you raise children?"

Xue Lan turned over and hooked the master into her arms, and said in a muffled voice: "I was wrong, I won't raise children...no one will raise them in the future."

Yan Jue turned around, and in the darkness of the room, he gently kissed Xue Lanyin's thin lips that were deliberately pursed.

"You look like a fool," he said.

Xue Lan pulled the quilt over the heads of the two of them: "The idiot is going to fuck you, don't resist."

Yan Jue: "..."

After a night of lingering death, Yan Jue's whole body was limp, and he slept until noon the next day before he propped himself up in a daze, subconsciously wanting to get up to feed the cat.

However, when he saw the empty bamboo basket at the corner of the bed, his expression changed immediately, and he said in horror, "Where's the cat?"

Xue Lan was really taken aback by him, and sat up on the bed stiffly: "What's the matter?"

But seeing Yan Jue hurried out of the room, running around towards the backyard of the kitchen like he was dying, Xue Lanyin also panicked and called after her: "Don't worry...don't worry! Put your clothes on first! "

The two rummaged frantically inside and outside the hut, corridors, fences, roofs... but almost all the corners that cats could get into, the master and apprentice rummaged carefully.

In the end, he was busy until the sun went down, it was almost dark, the cat couldn't be found, and Yan Jue didn't have a bite to eat, so he stood alone beside the empty bamboo basket, and didn't say a word for a long time .

Xue Lan looked a little at a loss because she stood silently behind him.After a long time, he carefully wrapped his arms around his shoulders and said softly, "Don't be sad... a wild cat doesn't recognize its owner, so it's easy to run away by itself."

Yan Jue turned his head and buried his face in his shoulder, but still didn't speak for a long time.

Seeing his appearance, Xue Lan felt pitiful and sad, so she said more tenderly: "Maybe in two days, it will come back by itself? You treat it so well, it will not be ungrateful."

"I won't come back." Yan said in a muffled voice, "You also said that wild cats are difficult to raise."

Xue Lan rubbed his hair with a smile: "After dinner in a while, I'll help you go out and look for it."

Yan Jue looked up at him silently.

"If there really isn't one... I see that Aunt Zhang's house across the street also has a cat." Xue Lanyin said, "When it gives birth to a kitten next year, I'll get one back for you."

Yan Jue shook his head and said, "No more."

Xue Lan said helplessly, "Are you hurt?"

"...a little bit."

"Don't be sad, isn't it just a cat?" Xue Lan said, "I can also meow, let me tell you?"

Yan Jue: "Don't...don't yell."

"why?"

"dislike."

"..."

Xue Lan sighed deeply, put her hands on Yan Jue's shoulders, and suddenly felt weak.

"You have had your heart stolen by a cat." He said, "Master, this is too serious."

Yan Jue closed his eyes, his whole face was buried between Xue Lanyin's broad shoulders, he was not willing to leave after all.

Xue Lan struck while the iron was hot, and said solemnly: "You hurry to save me now, there is still time."

Yan Jue continued to open his eyes to look at him.After a while, he suddenly asked: "What will happen if you don't redeem it?"

Xue Lan's eyebrows twitched, and she felt something wrong, so she hurriedly raised her hands and surrendered: "Then what... it's actually nothing bad."

He swallowed quietly: "I'll pamper you...I'm not like a cat, I won't run away whatever you want to do to me."

Yan Jue raised his head and looked at him. The two stared at each other for a long time, but they each smiled and leaned forward to kiss each other without thinking.

While kissing Yan Jue's soft lips, Xue Lan secretly thought, this cat came so well, the master feels wronged in the future, he can't go anywhere, so he can only dive into the disciple's arms.

So, from a certain angle that Yan Jue couldn't see, Xue Lan raised the corners of her lips with great pride and comfort, and then showed a smile of victory in the war.

——Look, no matter whether there is a cat or not, Master belongs to me alone.