refuse to be a teacher

Xue Lan wasn't very hungry at all, until he said this, he didn't think of the bowl of egg custard just now. Yan Jue was eating a whole bowl of custard, but he only licked a big spoonful of green onions.

Thinking about it this way, I felt my stomach was empty, my heart was empty, and I felt a little panicked with hunger.

As for Cheng Bi's side, when he heard that he opened his mouth to eat, his expression sank most of the time.

According to Chang Xingju's daily work and rest habits, once the time of Yin has passed, there should be no more smell of oily smoke in the kitchen - and neither will water vapor.

Yi Shangxian once said: "Food all day long, and do nothing."

Therefore, Cheng Bi has been completely insulated from the daily dinner since he moved into the Changxing Residence.Sometimes even if I feel hungry all over, I will never disobey the rules set by Master easily.

But because Xue Lan moved his mouth today, he directly broke his precept.

The two walked around a long road behind Zhenjiantai like thieves, and chose a hidden place with no people in it.After all, Cheng Bi was still a teenager at heart, so he couldn't help being puzzled. He was moved by what he said, so he followed Xue Lanyin to set up a firewood grill in the small yard behind the kitchen, and used a magic trick to catch two live fish. Sprinkle, brush the sesame oil up, and after a while, it will become a rare delicacy.

At that time, the twilight was dark, the clouds had cleared, and there was no redness left in the sky. Only the small firewood pile behind the courtyard was crackling and leaping outwards with tiny sparks.

There was a large jar of freshly stocked sweet-scented osmanthus wine hidden next to the small earthen stove in the kitchen. Xue Lan happened to see it with sharp eyes, and reached out to fish it out.Cheng Fang tried to stop it several times but to no avail, he suddenly had a twitch and simply filled two large porcelain cups happily, then set it on the fire and burned it, the honey-like sweetness immediately overflowed, filling his nose silently.

The two brothers and sisters bent over and crossed their legs together, sitting in the back of the courtyard, eating and drinking like smashing cans.Xue Lan hadn't experienced such a peaceful and comfortable life for a long time, and now she had good wine and food at her fingertips, except for the beauty in her arms. Apart from enjoying it, there was more loss and regret that could not be concealed.

"It would be great if my master was here too." Xue Lanyin said, "Maybe I asked him to fetch a pheasant, it must be more delicious than grilled live fish."

Cheng Fang had never met Yan Jue before, and his impression of the elders was that they were as unapproachable as Yi Shangxian. Hearing Xue Lanyin's mention now, he felt a little more curious for no reason.

"Master, are you used to being so presumptuous?" Cheng Fang couldn't help asking.

"Of course, my master is the best in the world." Xue Lan said proudly as she sipped a sip of osmanthus wine, "No one else can compare."

When Cheng Bi heard this, he was not convinced.So he didn't stop for a moment, and immediately chased after him and said: "Master Yan has a high-level apprentice, and the uncle has allowed you to come here, how can it be called 'good'?"

Xue Lanyin said: "Then who do you think is worthy of being called a good master?... Bad old man?"

Cheng Bi glared at him: "Call Master!"

Xue Lan changed his tune and said, "Oh... Master."

Cheng Bi snorted coldly, and said: "Although Master has always been cold and indifferent, he treats others with kindness and tolerance, and never cares too much about gains and losses. Shouldn't one be a teacher by example and behave well?"

Xue Lan said: "But why has my master ever behaved badly?"

When Cheng Bi heard this, his eyes widened in an instant: "You master and apprentice, you have done such a scandalous thing, and you have the face to say it is correct!"

Xue Lan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and retorted: "How do you know... Uncle Master wouldn't do such a thing in private?"

Cheng Bu's ears turned red, and his voice trembled a little: "How could it be!"

"Why not!" Xue Lan whispered in his ear, "everyone has emotions and desires, and my uncle is no exception! Especially some people, who seem to be serious on weekdays, In fact, in private... more and more obscene/swinging."

Cheng Bi's plain face had turned into an ugly pig liver color: "No, my master is not that kind of person!"

Xue Lan squinted her eyes and said: "Master is over half a hundred now. When he was young, what else could he have done? Maybe he is a romantic person who can eat both men and women. If you count love debts, you have to have a lot of money." What about the big basket?"

Cheng Bi stammered, "You're talking nonsense, Master Uncle is the man who takes all men and women! No, otherwise, how could I get along with such a shameless villain like you?"

"My master is still young." Xue Lanyin said, "I watched him grow up, we two sleep together every night, where can he go to flirt?"

The corners of Cheng Bi's eyes trembled unavoidably, and he always felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the words "watch him grow up".However, after thinking about it carefully, coupled with a few cups of sweet-scented osmanthus brewed wine, a lot of things in his head were unconsciously deflected in a crooked direction.

Cheng Bi asked, "Why do two men sleep together?"

Xue Lanyin said bluntly, "Sleep with a quilt, how else can I sleep?"

"No, I'm asking..." Cheng Bi stretched out his hand and gestured twice, apparently with some difficulty, "Why...that, sleep."

His words were stuttering, but the meaning was obvious.Xue Lan's eyes soon became different after hearing the smell.

"I have to ask your master about it." Xue Lan pretended to be serious because of her expression. "To be honest, I have slept so many times, and I don't really understand."

Cheng Bi blushed, and said aggrievedly: "How can I ask for advice? Why don't you just ask Teacher Uncle?"

Xue Lanyin said very seriously: "My master is ignorant and ignorant, not as knowledgeable as my uncle."

Cheng Bi: "..."

Seeing that he was silent, Xue Lan continued to say: "If you are really curious, you can feel free to ask. Don't look at a man who is so unreasonable as your uncle. If you have any questions, you may ask him with your heart. Will give you an answer."

Cheng Bi took a sip of new wine and became confused. He pretended not to know what was going on in his head, but now that he was talking nonsense, he felt that there was some truth to it.

"That's true. My master is a good man. If you ask him anything, he will definitely answer you." Cheng Bi murmured.

"Yes, yes, yes." Seeing him taking the bait, Xue Lan hurriedly came up with a crooked idea: "Go and ask him, ask him clearly, if he doesn't even understand, then let him go to the study and search for him. Take a look at the two erotic books!"

With a dazed face, Cheng Bi asked with some doubts: "My master still has such things as erotic pictures?"

"Yes, why not." Xue Lan raised a finger, revealing a mysterious expression on his face, "As long as he is a man, there must be!"

Cheng Fang was really drunk, and with his mouth full of grilled live fish full of salt fragrance, he felt that he was not his own anymore, and when he spoke at this moment, he was not as coy as when he was sober. He asked vaguely, "Then what if he doesn't have one?"

Xue Lan said sharply: "Then he is not a man."

Cheng Bi turned his eyebrows, and Fang was about to speak up to refute something, when he suddenly heard a deep male voice behind his ears:

"...you say what you said just now, again."

As soon as these words came out, both Cheng Xue and Cheng Xue suddenly turned their heads, and saw a tall and cold figure in the small backyard where the kitchen was deserted.

Crow black robe, plain shirt.And under the mottled hair, there is a face with ashen facial features.

"——how can you not be considered a man?"

This time, it's all over.

Not to mention supper, the two of them secretly drank a large jar of sweet-scented osmanthus wine that Yi Shangxian had buried in late summer.In fact, this is nothing, the most important thing is that Cheng Bi drank too much and lost his mind, so he was easily led by Xue Lanyin, and the two talked nonsense to each other. Yi Shangxian caught eight/nine in one time.

The results of it?

The result was of course miserable.And this kind of misery is not just for Xue Lanyin.

Yi Shangxian treats his disciples particularly harshly, especially Cheng Bi, who is as old-fashioned and malleable as he is—he thinks Cheng Bi is an excellent person who can stand the refinement of time, so once he commits a crime Fault, even if the fault doesn't seem so serious, the punishment he will receive will be many times that of that half-baked Xue Lanyin.

That night, Yi Shangxian was furious because of this incident, and immediately sent his two brothers to kneel down in the study to copy scriptures.And Cheng Bi, who was a class above Xue Lan for his crimes, forcibly produced two more densely packed meditation mantras.

The two knelt on the ground with their pens in hand and copied for a whole night, skipping breakfast and lunch. By the afternoon of the next day, Xue Lan had already fallen asleep with her arms around the door frame, but Cheng Bi's waist was still intact. Standing straight, he buried his head in his pen without moving, and continued to copy those meaningless and dense spells conscientiously.

At this time, it became very difficult for Xue Lan to lure him into the bait again.

In fact, after a day and a night of heart-to-heart communication, the relationship between the two has become much more harmonious than before.It's just that Cheng Fang was thinking that Xue Lan was always thinking of ways to trouble him and torment him, so most of the time he had an obvious sense of defense against this senior brother's sudden activity and excitement.

Cheng Bijiu woke up most of the time, and soon realized all kinds of "evil deeds" he had committed in a single thought, and began to think about how to reflect and make up for it.But Xue Lan is different, he thinks that in this way, Cheng Bi will gradually learn to restrain himself, and it will no longer be so fun and interesting, so when he seizes the opportunity, he immediately blows unhealthy wind in his ears again and again.

"Junior brother, let's catch two more live fish to eat while that bad old man is gone?"

"Hey, what's the point of copying spells? Why don't you go to that old man's broken bookcase and take a look to see if there are any erotic pictures?"

"I can't, I'm so bored, so annoying! I miss my master, I really want to hug him...I really want to."

Since he said so, Xu Shi really thought about it badly.

Cheng Bi listened silently, he could vaguely understand Xue Lan's anxious state because of scratching his heart and lungs, but he just asked Yi Shangxian to punish him severely yesterday, after all, he didn't dare to break the precept again.So he hesitated for a while, and only said to Xue Lanyin in a low voice: "If you want to see your master, you can just go there. Why do you have to drag others to accompany you into the water?"

Xue Lan was almost rolling on the ground, as if she was addicted to life, and said in pain and pain: "How can it be, he is retreating, and he won't let me enter the house to see him."

"You're so noisy...he won't let you in, so you just have to look out the window." Cheng Bi raised his eyes and glanced at him for a while, then said inexplicably, "The two of us are different after all. We are In Changxingju, you have to abide by the rules set by the master, but you have never been restrained by anyone, and you can do what you want, so why hesitate?"