Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

After washing the dishes, Chi Xiaochi didn't leave the kitchen, and continued to call the system: "System, system."

The system said, "We don't sell rat poison."

Chi Xiaochi: "..."

The system added: "We don't sell sleeping pills and paraquat either."

Chi Xiaochi comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I'm here to ask about the hypnosis card."

System: "...how long will it take, and what effect will it have?"

Chi Xiaochi: "How long and what effect?"

The system said: "Like other cards, hypnosis cards are divided into low, medium, and high grades. The difference is the different use time. The duration of the low grade is 60 minutes, the duration of the middle grade is 90 minutes, and the duration of the high grade can be customized, but The upper limit cannot exceed 6 hours."

"It's enough." Chi Xiaochi said, "Two, one high-end and one low-end."

"14 point."

Chi Xiaochi did not hesitate: "Dui."

The system didn't exchange it directly: "What do you want the hypnosis card for?"

Chi Xiaochi was straightforward: "I'm worried that the surname Yang is in heat."

The system expresses understanding.

Chi Xiaochi is his No.11 host.In the first world, almost everyone raised similar concerns to the 061 system.

After all, in each world line, most of the original owners are related to the task object, and the public food still has to be handed over.

The top ten executors brought by the system all revolved around the task object, and basically never deviated from the original plot of the script. They only properly avoided bad plots based on the original script, and showed favor to the task object in every possible way. When the favorability of the task object reached 100 , Feign death and escape from the world.

Often at such times, the regret value of the task object will reach its peak.

Among so many executors, Chi Xiaochi was the only one who dared to break away from the script and act alone in the first world.

But on the issue of public grain, his attitude was extremely firm and surprisingly stubborn.

The system said: "We provide free extraction services." It means that when the relationship occurs, the host's consciousness and consciousness are extracted from the body, so as to minimize the discomfort of the executor.

Leaning against the refrigerator, Chi Xiaochi gently pinched the bridge of his nose: "It's not this problem."

The system thought of a possibility: "...do you have a request for body position?"

Chi Xiaochi let out a sigh: "I have requirements for people."

System: "Yang Baihua..."

Chi Xiaochi tilted his head: "Don't force me to insult him."

The system understood, and said, "Okay. Then use a low-level hypnosis card for Yang Baihua today?"

"Use them all." Chi Xiaochi said, "Use the low-level one to put him to sleep first. It's night anyway. If there is no accident, he will sleep forever."

The system asked: "What about the other one?"

Chi Xiaochi replied: "I use it."

The system paused.

Chi Xiaochi closed his eyes, and used Cheng Yuan's face to show Chi Xiaochi's smile, frivolous, careless, and a little self-deprecating: "...or do you sell sleeping pills here?"

According to Chi Xiaochi's request, the system exchanged two hypnosis cards and used them successfully.

After sending Yang Baihua to sleep, Chi Xiaochi set a time limit of 6 hours for himself, and then fell into a deep sleep.

After he fell asleep, the system sent an application signal to the main system: "No. 61-101, apply to log in to the main system."

A few seconds later, a mechanical voice sounded: "No. 61-101 has login authority, application for approval."

Immediately, the originally stable data flowed wildly without rules, like waterfalls, like stars.

The waterfall-like starlight is gradually filtered out of its brilliance, forming a solid body.

Under the flow of the light curtain, a man in white clothes and black trousers appeared, standing barefoot in a hall with a high dome, surrounded by people in the same clothes as him.

Several people recognized him and greeted him familiarly: "061, here you are. Are you still bringing a new host?"

061 Answer: "Yes."

"Didn't you just finish bringing the last one? It's only been two cosmic days, and you're rewarding yourself with ten days and half a month's vacation?"

"No time." 061 replied.

The number 666 who asked the question was a newcomer. Hearing the words, he was puzzled and said, "'No time'? What time are you in a hurry?"

061 didn't answer.

He stared at the ground in some confusion, as if trying to remember something.

Another young man with a handsome nose and deep eyes seemed to have realized something, frowned slightly, winked at 666, and asked 061, "What are you doing here?"

061 said: "I'm here to find 023."

"He moved his office recently, you go to the southwest and look for room 1008."

061 laughed.

The transformed 061 is an elegant and gentle young man, with a straight body, stars in his eyes, and a smile like the morning sun shining on snow, very friendly: "Thank you."

He bid farewell to his acquaintances, walked far away, and heard 666 complaining: "...don't mention my host. What good is that kind of man other than a big gun and a good job? He won't let go, there are not enough condoms in the inventory He used it!"

The man found room 1008 in the southwest, knocked on the door, and it took a long time before he heard a cold "come in".

He pushed the door open and entered.

The moment he pushed the door, the indoor data entered the loading state.

The flow of light in the surroundings diffuses, then converges again, and merges into a huge human brain-shaped optical brain. Upon closer inspection, the flowing neurons and creeping synapses in it are all traces of data running as huge as the sea.

This is the "light brain" of the main god system, which is connected to the databases of various world lines.

A boy with white complexion was sitting in front of a huge optical brain, and two slender silver-white data cables were placed on the table in front of him.He was playing Tetris with an old-fashioned plug-and-play card game, his white nails dancing skillfully on the red and green keys.

He has albinism, with the same pale hair and skin.

061 said: "023, here I come."

023 didn't raise his head, and said, "It's you again."

He successfully erased a few lines, and there was a beeping sound from the game console.

061 stepped barefoot on the matte porcelain tiles, quietly waiting for him to finish the game.

023 asked him while playing: "What are you here for?"

061 said: "I want to make a few movies."

023 held the game console: "Heh."

061:"……"

He manipulated the game console with one hand, and picked up the data cables on the table with the other.

The shape of the thin plug of the data cable changed when it was close to his temple, and thin silver threads like spider webs extended from the top, entangled and drilled into his temple, and directly connected to his brain.

Soon, thick digital light curtains flashed in 023's eyes.

023 said sharply: "Number."

061: "..." God's TM number.

He replied: "The movie that Chi Xiaochi acted in."

When the boy was concentrating on playing the game, when he heard these eight characters, he raised his head as if he had seen a ghost.

He swung his finger and pressed the downward accelerator button. When he frantically remembered to save it, the gameover had already jumped out of the screen.

023 cursed, turned the game console upside down on the table, and looked at 061 with folded arms: "Your new host? What are you doing with his movies?"

061 said: "And all his information."

"What do you want these for?"

061 said: "Deepen our understanding and facilitate the execution of tasks."

023's snow-white eyebrows were tightly clamped, as if dissatisfied: "061, I remind you, don't get too close to the host. It's not like you haven't seen how dirty people are. If you don't want to be formatted again, just be obedient, Don't break the rules set by the Lord God."

061 knew that 023 had good intentions.

When taking the eighth host, 061 was reported once by his own host, and the punishment he received was formatting.

After being forcibly formatted, 061 forgot a lot of things, even the reason for being reported, and the database only kept some basic data about past missions.

This didn't affect 061 too much, he was still an outstanding employee of the year, and his diligence and work efficiency were beyond the reach of other systems.

It's just that he doesn't even remember why he worked so hard.

He seemed to be rushing to an appointment to find someone, but who was that person and where to look for them, all of this information had become broken data garbage.

061 said: "This is the 15th time you reminded me."

"If you don't want to be destroyed, just do your mission well." 023 said, "...Sixteen times, I'll make up a lucky number for you. You're welcome."

061 touched the tip of his nose with a good temper: "Is the movie downloaded?"

023: "...downloaded. Check your mailbox."

"So fast?"

023 tapped his forehead and was silent for a moment: "I downloaded it before, and there is still an archive in the database."

061 curious: "Huh?"

"He's from the same world line as Chi Xiaochi, and he's his brainless fan." 023's voice revealed a hint of hatred, "Download all the leading and supporting roles that Chi Xiaochi starred in, I've been pointing at him for a lifetime, and I'm useless."

Without thinking about it, 061 took out a cassette from his pocket and threw it to 023.

"Pac-Man, it came out in 1983." 061 said, "Thank you for your help."

023 wiped the cassette with his cuff as if he had found a treasure, and tried his best to suppress the smile at the corner of his mouth, so as not to look too happy: "You have a conscience."

061 said, "Do me another favor."

With the gift, 023 finally felt a little happier: "What?"

When 061 expressed his request, the veins on 023's forehead burst out: "Do you know how troublesome this is?!"

061 bowed slightly, expressing his request.

For the sake of the cassette, 023 waved his hand indiscriminately: "I know, I know. It's not a problem to receive it, but it's too difficult to locate, so I definitely can't give it to you today."

"It's fine in two days."

023 unplugged the data cable from his brain, and picked up the game console again: "Okay, let's go back to court if there is nothing to do."

061 smiled gently, "Decree."

Walking to the door, 061 stopped, turned around and asked, "By the way, 023, is there any rat poison in the general warehouse?"

023 frowned: "Huh?"

061 coughed: "...I'll just ask."

Chi Xiaochi slept all night, while the system watched movies all night.

After the effect of the hypnosis card disappeared, Chi Xiaochi woke up on time.

The system looked at the time: "It's only five o'clock, it's not yet dawn, you can sleep a little longer."

Chi Xiaochi got up from the bed, leaving Yang Baihua on the bed alone, walked to the living room and sat down on the piano bench: "If you wake up, you won't be able to sleep."

With this piano, the small living room looks cramped.

Chi Xiaochi stroked the piano cover in a daze, wondering what he was thinking.

The system took the initiative to talk to him and said, "There is no rat poison in the general warehouse."

Chi Xiaochi lifted the piano cover: "...you still remember, I was just joking."

He stroked the black and white piano keys silently, feeling the creative impulse and endless inspiration left in his body. It was Cheng Yuan's unique treasure, which was taken away by Yang Baihua, and he felt it was too cumbersome in an understatement.

"One mouthful of rat poison will kill everything, and it will be cheaper for him." Chi Xiaochi said, "Wouldn't it be unfair if he didn't go through what Cheng Yuan went through himself?"

When Yang Baihua woke up, he wanted to hold Cheng Yuan to be gentle for a while, but he got up a bit late and didn't have time to spend time together, so he hurriedly hugged Cheng Yuan and went out with his computer.

Before leaving the house, he took the keys of the new car and said, "I'm going to see Party A at noon, so don't use it to bring me food. I'll bring vegetables back tonight and buy you your favorite braised chicken liver. By the way, Don't forget to have breakfast."

Yang Baihua's advantage is that he is really gentle and never gets angry with Cheng Yuan.

During the years of Cheng Yuan's depression, he still pampered Cheng Yuan with a good temper and was extremely patient with him, as if nothing could really make him angry.

——To put it bluntly, as long as Cheng Yuan's interests don't conflict with his family's interests, he can keep being gentle like this.

Yang Baihua went out with his front foot, and Chi Xiaochi went out with his back foot.

He checked the route in advance and got on the bus to Cheng Jian's company.

Cheng Yuan was indeed dizzy on the bus, the bumps along the way made him very uncomfortable, he couldn't even speak while holding the handrail.

As soon as the car arrived at the stop, he rushed out of the car and held on to the nearest trash can.

The system wanted to adjust it for him, but suddenly thought of something, it only helped him lower his heart rate to relieve the discomfort inside his body.

With great difficulty, Chi Xiaochi straightened up, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, took out his mobile phone, and faced Cheng, who occupied the entire office building, made a call, his eyes were red, and his small face smiled palely: "...Brother , it's me. Come down when you have time."