Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chi Xiaochi was quite amused by his opening remarks.

If I mind calling you Uncle, can I discuss calling you Big Brother instead?

Dong Feihong drove an old silver-gray Buick.

After getting in the car, he asked Chi Xiaochi: "Have you eaten yet?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "I ate a little."

Dong Feihong glanced at the rearview mirror, and the corners of his lips were slightly curved: "You are growing up now, and you have a lot of training. What do you want to eat? Uncle will take you to eat. It can be regarded as a formal acquaintance."

Chi Xiaochi confirmed to 061: "Dongge really has such a relative?"

061 said: "Even if there is, it's not bad. He didn't appear in Dongge's memory, which proves that this person has little influence on Dongge's fate."

As he said that, 061's voice naturally softened: "If you can't trust him, just cut down on socializing. Just treat it as more than one friend to accompany you to dinner, and more than one place to stay, isn't it good?"

Chi Xiaochi took a hissing breath and rubbed his ears.

He couldn't stand 061's way of speaking, and a good sentence could be warmed and lusted by him.

Dong Feihong heard him inhale softly, turned around and asked him, "What's wrong?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "A little motion sickness."

Dong Feihong stopped the car slowly by the side of the road: "Think about what to eat."

Chi Xiaochi played Dong Ge's indifference and arrogance vividly: "Anything is fine."

Dong Feihong said, "Then listen to me."

He restarted the car: "Do you like fish? There is a kitchen stove nearby, which has a good reputation."

Chi Xiaochi raised his eyebrows: "...well, good."

Dongge has no taboos, he can eat anything.

But Zaotai fish used to be Lou Ying's favorite dish.

His father was from the three eastern provinces, and he had the deepest affection for this dish. After his parents passed away, Lou Ying wrote down the recipe of this dish and made it for Chi Xiaochi as a precious legacy.

To this day, Chi Xiaochi still remembers the salmon meat and soft tofu stewed in the big iron pot, after being boiled for thousands of years, they were boiled until they were so tender that they could be drunk together with the fresh soup.

Later, this dish became one of Chi Xiaochi's favorite dishes.

Seeing Chi Xiaochi in a daze, 061 asked, "What's wrong?"

Chi Xiaochi said: "This world is a bit strange."

The object of the task is surnamed Lou, and his superficial personality is somewhat similar to his brother Lou, and even overlaps with the original owner Dongge's past memories, and also overlaps with Chi Xiaochi and Lou Ying.

It has been 12 years since Brother Lou passed away, and Dongge and Lou Sifan have been together for 12 years.

Even the strong and autistic personality of the original owner can be found in Chi Xiaochi in a certain period in the past.

...and now a hearth fish has been added.

061 said: "It's a bit strange. I will help you pay attention. Don't worry, just concentrate on doing the task."

"I'm not worried." Chi Xiaochi said, "As the saying goes, there are scumbags in the dark. It's not God's will, it's man's will."

061: "..." Is that what the saying goes?

"God's will can't be avoided, but human's will can't be hidden." Chi Xiaochi held his chin and looked at the city streets shining brightly in the night and neon light. "Since we can't hide, let's make the storm more violent."

Regardless of whether everything that happened in this world was a coincidence or necessity, Chi Xiaochi at least knew that it wasn't for Dong Ge.

As long as he holds up the umbrella for Dong Ge, he is worthy of others.

061 pursed his lips and smiled.

He liked Chi Xiaochi's energetic tone very much, as if he didn't care about anything, but his heart was hotter than many people's.

This meal, Chi Xiaochi ate very comfortably.

Dong Feihong seems to be able to understand Dong Ge's introversion and reticence, so he doesn't talk awkwardly with him, but only chooses important words to say.

"Go wash your hands?"

"Can you eat spicy food?"

"I'll order you a drink, can corn juice, or hawthorn juice?"

He has discussions with Dongge and doesn't treat him like a child at all. He is a very comfortable person in the world.

After finishing the meal, Dong Feihong looked at his watch and said, "It's getting so late, why don't you come and stay at home for the night."

Chi Xiaochi refused, "I'm going back to the team."

Dong Feihong smiled, and his slightly upturned Danfeng eyes were full of tenderness: "I have contacted your coach, and I will come to stay at home for one night, and I will identify the door so that I can come next time. I will send you back to the team tomorrow morning , won’t delay your training.”

Speaking of this, Chi Xiaochi couldn't find a reason not to agree, so he nodded.

Dong Feihong opened the back door of the car for him in a gentlemanly way, reminded him to fasten his seat belt, and at the same time, he did not forget to peel a big white rabbit and stuff it in his mouth.

Chi Xiaochi asked 061 while smacking his mouth full of milk fragrance, "Why didn't this person appear on Dong Ge when he was still alive?"

Until now, Chi Xiaochi was very concerned about Dong Feihong's appearance.

"Maybe it's the butterfly effect....Besides, isn't it good?" 061 said, "If, as you said, Dongge is still in this body, with such a brother-in-law, he can make up for it." A little warmth from family, let him know what a home should be like."

Chi Xiaochi said deeply: "Teacher Six, you know people and faces but don't know your heart."

061 laughed and said, "Are you afraid that you won't be able to guess other people's hearts?"

Chi Xiaochi thought about it carefully, and said brazenly: "Aiqing is right."

061 was about to say something, but stopped.

Soon, he said: "Your Majesty, it seems that I have to go to 'Xu Yi Jian'."

The Lord God looking for him?

Chi Xiaochi said, "No playing."

061: "Your Majesty, don't make trouble."

"Are you so relieved to leave me to him?" Chi Xiaochi said confidently, "If this Dong Feihong is a Zheng Taikong, what should I do?"

061 was strangely silent for a moment: "...well... same as last time, in a non-sleeping state, I was recalled to the main god's space, and the main god will let another system take over temporarily."

Chi Xiaochi: "Or 009?"

061: "Is 009 bad?"

Chi Xiaochi: "The main reason is that it's not convenient to get him food this time." In addition, if something unexpected happens, 009 will look like a weak chicken with no fighting power, unless he can eat Dong Feihong.

061 laughed: "Then it depends on who gets random."

Chi Xiaochi asked him, "How long?"

061 said: "I can't tell. If it's fast, it will take about ten minutes; if it's slow, you can go to bed first, and you don't have to wait for me."

Chi Xiaochi said affectionately: "Da Lang, you should come back early. I have cooked the medicine and will drink it when you come back."

061: "..." Is the dance so fast?

061 left, and in the next moment, Chi Xiaochi heard another clear and bright voice: "Hey, can you hear me?"

Chi Xiaochi immediately confirmed that it was not 009 this time.

The person who came greeted Chi Xiaochi very familiarly: "Hi. I am 089, and you are Chi Xiaochi. A young man with a handsome face, he has a bright future."

Chi Xiaochi said: "Thank you for the compliment. But I don't actually look like this."

089 was stunned for two seconds: "Forget it. I'm sorry I'm mentally retarded hahahaha."

Chi Xiaochi thought, this precise self-positioning is comparable to an intercontinental missile.

089 looked very lively, looked out of the car window, and asked, "Where are we going?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Go home."

089: "Which home?"

At this moment, Dong Feihong, who was driving, turned around again: "Are you still motion sick?"

After seeing Dong Feihong's face, 089 stopped his inquisitive mouth and fell into a 1-minute-long stupor.

After 1 minute, he said emotionally: "Fuck his dad."

After two seconds, 089 said to himself again: "No, isn't that just fucking myself?"

Chi Xiaochi combined and compared the experience of the two shift changes, and thought that this system must be exhausting.

"In a moment".

Standing in front of the huge, dark red human head, 061 was neither humble nor overbearing: "What do you want from me?"

The Lord God said in a cold voice: "Do you know what mistake you made? Implanting memories of people around you without authorization and fabricating identities is against the AI ​​code."

After receiving notifications of continuous energy fluctuations, the main god searched for a long time, only to find that there was a problem with the world line where Chi Xiaochi was.

When he saw that "Winter Feihong", the main god was completely outraged, and immediately sent a series of notices, asking 061 to return to the main god's space for investigation.

"Yes. It is a violation of the AI ​​code to inject memory into the task object without authorization." 061 said.

The Lord God heard the thorn in his words, and his tone became serious: "...What do you mean?"

061 looked directly at the Lord God: "I just want to thank you for setting an example."

The Lord God was a little annoyed, but he still suppressed his emotions: "Are you questioning my meddling in that world? What evidence do you have? What qualifications do you have?"

"Yes, I have no qualifications and no evidence." 061 said, "Since you believe that I violated the regulations, you can send me to the supervision department to report the situation. If I really did something wrong, I will be punished after investigation by the supervision department. fair."

Lord God: "..."

It once thought that 061 might deny the fake "Dong Feihong" identity to death, but it didn't expect that he would dare to admit it frankly, let alone move out of the supervisory agency.

This can be said to be the death spot of the Lord God.

When selectively importing the stored Lou Ying memory Trojan horse into the brain of the task subject Lou Sifan, it did it quite covertly.It is confident that it will not attract the attention of watchdog agencies.

However, when 061 forged his identity, he did not interfere with the world line.

He didn't use his face, and created an insignificant passerby.

If the Lord God wants to sanction 061, he must present relevant evidence to the supervisory agency.

Without sufficient direct evidence, the supervisory agency will intervene in the investigation, so there will be no way to hide his hands and feet in this world.

To put it simply, this is a wave of "injury for injury" operations.

——Since you broke the rules, I will follow suit.If we really want to investigate, at worst, the two will be punished together.

The Lord God said incredulously, "Are you threatening me?"

061 bowed: "You have misunderstood. I am telling you this out of respect for you."

As he spoke, he raised his head: "If the trouble goes to the supervisory agency, it won't end well for me, and it won't end well for you, will it?"

Even though he was so respectful, there was no smile in 061's eyes.

The Lord God laughed back in anger: "061, don't pretend to be smart."

"I'm not smart." 061 said, "So I don't want to do unnecessary things, I just want to do my job well."

"If you do not interfere further, I will not deepen my interference."

Lord God: "You—"

Having said that, before the main god could attack, 061 immediately showed an apologetic expression: "I'm sorry, this sentence can't be regarded as a threat, it's just an ordinary statement. Please don't misunderstand."

Watching 061 leave "In an instant", the digital screen in front of the main god cracked.

The exclusive AI of the main god said frankly: "Are you angry?"

"...I have nothing to be angry about."

The Lord God saw that Chi Xiaochi had accumulated an entropy value of 300, and said with a sneer, "This interference is effective for him. If it continues, it is impossible for Chi Xiaochi not to be unshakable."

No one can get out of his system, out of his control.

In that world, Chi Xiaochi will stay for many years.

... Take your time.

Walking out of "In an instant", 061 let out a long breath.

He didn't take another detour to chat with 023, he went straight to the handover point and sent out a signal.

He can control Dong Feihong from a long distance, knowing that Chi Xiaochi has now arrived at the "home" he carefully prepared and has taken a bath.

It's time for him to go back and read to him.

But the docking signal was sent three times, but 089 ignored him.

061: "..." Alas.

After three unsuccessful attempts, he initiated a forced transmission.

When he returned to Chi Xiaochi's body, 089 was chatting with Chi Xiaochi about the affairs of this world, and the conversation became lively.

The two hit it off unexpectedly.

089: "Is this little bastard dead in the end?"

Chi Xiaochi said: "He didn't die. He lived a good life after retiring, and found a boy friend who is very similar to Dong Ge, remembering this lost relationship."

089: "Damn it, don't any passing gods come down with justice, give him some leipility?"

Chi Xiaochi said: "No. Relying on God's punishment is too unreliable. If God is really just, he shouldn't have let his sperm run so fast."

061:"……"

What's going on with this jovial atmosphere.

He coughed lightly: "I'm back."

089 said: "Yo, I'm back. Bajibabababa."

061: "..." It sounds like 089 is the owner here.

He said: "Don't eat melon seeds here. Sweep up the data garbage you leave behind before going away."

089: "Come on, tea party for three..."

Before he finished speaking, he was forced to teleport, and a field of melon seeds was also teleported away.

Chi Xiaochi nestled comfortably on the bed: "What did your boss tell you?"

061 said gently: "Call me for a heart-to-heart talk....What do you want to hear from me tonight?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Advanced Mathematics."