Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Going to the world of Duan Shujue and Ye Jiming will take a little trouble.

They must at least seek the permission of the system to avoid diplomatic disputes.

001, the master of the Chuanshu system, once squatted in the classroom with Lou Ying, which can be regarded as a little friendship. When the two visited, they kindly invited Lou Ying, Chi Xiaochi, and 002 to play a few rounds of mahjong together.

Chi Xiaochi readily accepted: "Do you want to bet something?"

001 is eager to try: "Okay."

"I remember, you have a kind of electric shock collar here." Chi Xiaochi put one hand on the table, typing out regular syllables, "Whoever loses will be shocked by that thing, how about it?"

001 and 002 looked at each other, they both understood what Chi Xiaochi was referring to, and the situation was inevitably embarrassing.

Lou Ying didn't know what Chi Xiaochi was thinking, and while her heart was soft and hot, she held his hand under the table, gently scratched Chi Xiaochi's palm, and signaled him not to get too stiff with other masters.

Chi Xiaochi couldn't stand Lou Ying touching himself like this, so he gave him a sideways look, and put his foot on his instep.

Before the other party apologized directly for that incident, Chi Xiaochi's smiling eyes curved: "I'm just kidding."

——Since he intends to be the master, he must maintain a good relationship with his colleagues, but he needs to let his colleagues know that there are some things that he will not forget easily, and that the other party must remember the favors owed to him.

If you forget, he will remind you several times.

The card table was set up, and after a few rounds of cards, Lou Ying was sure to win.

Lou Yingshen was a master card counter, not to mention there was Chi Xiaochi next to him, who kept feeding him cards.

Chi Xiaochi, who assisted Lou Ying to successfully post 001 and 002 with a white face, went to 002's office to get a pass in a happy mood with a white face himself.

002's face, which has always been calm in the ancient well, also looks quite helpless against the white stripes swaying in the wind.

He branded the electronic coat of arms on the communication certificate: "Have a nice trip."

Chi Xiaochi took the communication card, held it between his fingers, and gave him a nod: "It was a pleasure playing cards with you. See you next time."

002 touched his face: "..."

To be honest, he didn't really look forward to meeting the young human master again.

Two unexpected visitors came to the hidden pearl hall under the sea.

When Ye Jiming came out from the inner room, he and Duan Shujue were one in front of one and one behind Duan Shujue, and it seemed that they deliberately made a mistake.

Although he walked with a limp, he didn't want Duan Shujue's support. He only hissed slightly when he was sitting on the soft cushion, and he gave his waist a little, so that he could sit still.

...seems to have come at an inopportune time.

Ye Jiming and Duan Shujue each had a seat, the former was closer to Chi Xiaochi, while the latter was mainly in charge of entertaining Lou Ying.

When Ye Jiming saw Chi Xiaochi for the first time, he was taken aback for a moment, held a fan against his chin, and marveled: "You are such a stubborn person, why do you have such a good appearance. God is really unfair. "

Chi Xiaochi thought about it for a while, and felt that he was praising himself, so he accepted it shamelessly.

The two have similar temperaments, and they don't need to respond to those vain etiquette.

Chi Xiaochi gossiped: "What's your temper with Duan Shujue?"

Ye Jiming snorted and held up the teacup: "Let him speak for himself."

Duan Shu smiled helplessly, and spoke eloquently.

It turned out that not long ago, the real Wen Yujing finished his tour and returned to Jingxu Peak.

After all, the influence of the system on cultivators is limited, and it cannot completely erase and cover the marks left by Dong Feihong like in the world of Dongge.

In the memory of Chi Yunzi and others in Jingxu Peak, Duan Shujue was still Wen Yujing's beloved apprentice.

Going out for a trip, Wen Yujing had an extra apprentice for no reason, so he was naturally curious, but he didn't deny it immediately, only after indirectly inquiring about Duan Shujue's identity and whereabouts, he passed the book to Duan Shujue with the secret method of Jingxu, asking He went back to the mountain.

Duan Shujue went to the appointment, and was ready to be expelled from Jingxu Peak.

Wen Yujing didn't say anything else, he competed swords with him, and in a hundred moves, it was indistinguishable.

With the sword in one hand, he gave Duan Shujue a comment: "Not bad."

Lou Ying also felt strange: "He recognized you as an apprentice?"

Duan Shujue nodded: "Yes."

Not only recognized, but also unexpectedly speculated.

This speculation made Ye Jiming unhappy.

A good-looking fish from his family, used to travel around with him, very happy, but now he is called by that cheap master to learn sword skills and study sword manuals every now and then. people too.

The fish came back yesterday with great difficulty and brought a valuable gift, Ye Jiming planned to give him a cold, who wants to catch up with the impetuous days, tossing and turning on the couch, really uncomfortable, Duan As soon as Shujue came back, before he had time to put down his burden, he was dragged to the bed by Ye Jiming, and was disturbed all over the world. He wanted to be satisfied, and just fell asleep, but when he woke up, the more Ye Jiming thought about it, the more he felt that he was at a disadvantage. He was so angry that he was rolling around on the bed, and before he had time to reason with the same paragraph, two unexpected guests ushered in.

However, the things in this room are not enough for outsiders.

Lou Ying and Chi Xiaochi looked at each other, planning to say goodbye today.

Left and right, they have already obtained the pass, and they can come whenever they want in the future.

The guests left, and there were only two people left in the luxurious Tibetan Pearl Hall.

Ye Jiming took a sip of tea, but because of his anger, he didn't taste anything good.

This tea is one of the gifts that Duan Shujue brought back this time, it is freshly picked high-quality tea, every leaf is every inch of gold, it is not a luxury to raise a black snake.

Duan Shujue stood up and knelt in front of Ye Jiming: "Brother Ye."

Ye Jiming leaned on the soft pillow, rubbing his waist secretly, intending to let the fish know what happened to him for neglecting him for so many days.

Duan Shujue put his hands on his knees: "Look at me."

This sound happened to hit a secret point in Ye Jiming's heart.

Ye Jiming opened his eyes wide, in disbelief.

When did this hypocrite learn to act like a baby?

Duan Shujue admitted his mistake in a gentle manner: "I owed brother Ye the apology I owed last night, and now I will make up for it all. First, I have already told my master that I will go down the mountain to practice swordsmanship, and I will return it after three years, and then my master will test the results."

...Don't have to go back to the mountain for three years?

Ye Jiming's ears perked up, and his heart was filled with joy.

Unexpectedly, Duan Shujue continued graciously: "Second, I shouldn't be away for a long time, making Brother Ye so difficult..."

Ye Jiming changed color slightly, his earlobes turned red, and spit at him: "Bah, you think I'm not going to be able to do it without you? I'll go outside and hug a clump of coral, which is better than you!"

Duan Shujue patiently listened to Ye Jiming's nonsense, lowered his head and said with a smile: "Thirdly, it's not good to be a subordinate. You should practice more and refine your skills so that Brother Ye will be satisfied as soon as possible."

The words were sweet and sweet, and Ye Jiming was coaxed into a good-for-nothing smile, and spread his arms: "You know, why don't you take me back? Do you want me to go back?"

Duan Shujue followed his advice and gently picked up his family's little black snake.

Snake-nature flares up, and it's quite inconsequential, and when he holds his arm, Ye Jiming can't do it anymore.

The tail of the black snake wrapped around Duan Shujue's waist, tightening and shrinking round and round, like some kind of urgent reminder.

However, Duan Shujue did not bring him to the bed in the Tibetan Pearl Hall, but turned into a shark, and placed him, who was full of horror, on a clump of gently moving coral, and rubbed his cavity against his cavity. , said with a smile: "Brother Ye has a sharp eye, the place he chose is really good."

"Well……"

The tails are intertwined, and the thin scales rub lightly, causing the water patterns on the bottom of the sea to be mottled, which is always fascinating.

……

The new emperor has been on the throne for three years, the world is peaceful and the frontiers are peaceful.

General Shi Jinghong was stationed in southern Xinjiang, and no bandit would dare to commit crimes, while Junior General Shi Tingyun, according to the annual practice, returned to Wangcheng to report on his duties before the year.

On the day when Shi Tingyun looked back at the city, the new emperor led the crowd out of the city ten li to meet him.

Shi Tingyun, who was wearing a bay red cloak, saw the winding guard of honor from a distance.

There is no other reason. Everyone in the guard of honor is dressed in red, and the ground is even covered with a red carpet that stretches to the invisible horizon. It is like a wedding procession, and Ting Yun's eyes get hot when he sees it.

He called out "drive", rode his horse through the armored soldiers leading the way, and came a hundred meters before the guard of honor, then got off his horse and handed the reins to Li Yeshu who was accompanying him.

The claret cloak, accustomed to the gale outside the Great Wall, was rolled up with fine snow sleet, which set off his tall and heroic figure.

Yan Yuanheng, who had been waiting here for a long time, saw a familiar horse coming out of the army. The man held the rein with one hand and stopped a hundred meters away. As the horse raised its hooves, a red shadow flashed. He thought about the man for a long time, and then It was there alive.

One of them looked at the scene that seemed to be greeted by red makeup, but the other only looked at him.

Shi Tingyun came striding forward, bowed and bowed: "The last general will see the emperor!"

Yan Yuanheng shook his hand: "Why are your hands so cold?"

The words fall into the ears of others, it is the emperor's love for the general, but it is difficult to distinguish the difference between love and love.

When bowing down, Tingyun raised his head and blinked his right eye quickly.

Seeing this expression, Yan Yuanheng's heart skipped a beat, he took his hand with one hand, and walked into the sedan chair.

The Yan family and the Shi family have been close friends for several generations, the emperor and the general have been in love since childhood, the former emperor and General Shi Jinghong are such close friends, so all the officials do not think it is unusual for them to see it.

Only the two holding hands know each other's heart.

Yan Yuanzhao, who also came to greet him, was smiling, and the folding fan hit the palm of his hand, making a crisp sound of "pop".

After sitting in the sedan chair, Shi Tingyun rubbed his hands together: "What a big battle."

"Half a year ago, you won a big victory and frustrated the spirit of the Turkic side. You deserved it."

During the chat, Shi Tingyun was about to raise his hand, but Yan Yuanheng had already raised his hand before him, brushing the fine snow off his shoulders.

As soon as he raised his hand, Shi Tingyun also caught a glimpse of a red ribbon tied around his wrist under his heavy bright yellow winter coat, and his heart twitched slightly.

He laughed and said, "Why does the emperor think of using a ten-mile red carpet to welcome his ministers?" It was not like Yan Yuanheng's style.

The emperor lowered his eyebrows and said, "This is the idea of ​​Brother Six."

Time stop cloud fruit material is good.

The emperor continued: "He knew that you would come back, and he did not know where he got so many red flower stamens at this time of year, and sprinkled them on the road, saying that you have not returned for three years, so it should be more grand. Looking at who in the city I don't know that he is on good terms with you, but it is normal for him to make such a big fuss."

This tasteful tone made me want to laugh every now and then.

——Yan Yuanzhao, the idle prince, can have such a great handwriting to make a ten-mile red carpet, but he, Yan Yuanheng, can make the ministers greet each other in red clothes and red feathers, but he can only tie a little red between the bright and yellow, Imagine yourself coming to marry his wife.

Shi Tingyun approached him: "If the emperor doesn't listen to Yuan Zhao's opinion and comes to welcome him like this, what should we do?"

The emperor raised his head, his cheeks were slightly red, and he looked straight into Shi Tingyun's eyes: "Yan Yuanheng will come alone."

This is of course a joke.

They are no longer young men, and they cannot run to the ends of the world on a single horse.

But Yan Yuanheng was extremely serious.

He was always so serious, taking everything he said as an oath.

The emperor welcomes the general ten miles away, and everyone praises him. Today, the emperor really loves the Shi family. It seems that the glory of the Shi family will coexist with the dynasty for a thousand years.

As for the secret stories of the monarch and his ministers circulating among Goulan Wasi, everyone just listened to it for fun and didn't take it seriously.

That night, General Shi Tingyun did not return to Shifu, but stayed in the palace, wanting to talk with the emperor about state affairs, and went to sleep.

In the palace, Yan Yuanheng took off his armor for his general.

I haven't seen him for three years. He has an arrow wound on his shoulder, a scar on his forearm, and a crosscut with a saber on his calf.

Every time he took off some clothes, Yan Yuanheng would ask him the origin of the scar, which year, which month, and which battle. After asking carefully, he bent down and kissed his scabbed wound.

Shi Tingyun's body was boiling hot, he gritted his teeth and endured it, and said with a smile, "Zhou Sha is at the end of his life."

"This is what General Shi deserves." Yan Yuanheng put his arms around his waist, and also restrained the strength of his arms, lest his thoughts would hurt him, "'On the day of the return of Taiping, I will untie the battle robe with my husband' .”

In front of the fluttering tent, Lou Ying and Chi Xiaochi who came to visit only poked their heads, and then both retreated.

Disturbing people's good deeds, thunder strikes from the sky.

What's more, this good thing may not happen once a year.

The two of them had nothing to do, so they simply sat on the edge of the cornice of the observation deck at the top of the city, using the animals on the roof as handrails.

They have enough time, enough time for them to wait and watch the sunrise in the imperial city.