Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

061: "...Mr. Chi wait a moment."

He sent an error report request to the main god.

Since he blurted out to call him Xiaochi during the elevator incident last time, this is the first time 061 called him Mr. Chi again, which shows that the situation is serious.

Chi Xiaochi also realized that something was wrong: "What's wrong?"

061 said: "You have only completed the second mission, and you shouldn't be matched to a world with A-level difficulty. It may be that the random system has malfunctioned. Don't panic, lie down, and I will take care of everything."

Chi Xiaochi was slightly taken aback.

He has lived alone for many years, so he thinks that the promise of "everything is mine" is so vulgar.

——He, Chi Xiaochi, can live well on his own, and doesn't need others at all, and Chi Xiaochi has been in the circle for many years, and no one runs to him to play such a clever trick in front of him regardless of his position.

...Unexpectedly, the more vulgar words are, the more pleasing they are.

Chi Xiaochi lay down obediently, and waited for a reply with 061.

Soon, the application approval stated that after verification, the random system 089 was not faulty, and the assignment of the host to A-level difficulty was only a matter of probability.Please receive World Line information as soon as possible.

The implication is, don't beep, you deserve it right.

061 explained to Chi Xiaochi: "...there is no such precedent before. The difficulty of the second world of other hosts is mostly at C level, and at most it is B level."

Chi Xiaochi: "Then I'm still the first?"

061: "..." It sounds quite proud.

In desperation, he sent the world line to Chi Xiaochi.

Some settings in this world line are different from the world Chi Xiaochi is familiar with.Although it is still a modern background, men can already marry, but fortunately, the general values ​​and worldview have not changed.

His host is Shen Changqing, with a middle-class background and a gentle personality. He used to be a contracted graphic model for an international model company. Later, he ran into the president Zhou Kai at an event and caught his eye.

Soon, Zhou Kai launched a passionate pursuit of him.

Zhou Kai is not young, but a businessman like him who expanded his business to the world before the age of 45 is considered the youngest in the circle.

He is quite partial to boys with Asian looks. His first marriage partner is Su Wenyi, who is also Chinese. He has been married to him for 12 years.

The relationship between the two is relatively low-key to the outside world, and occasionally the news that the two are loving and beautiful, and their fingers are intertwined to go to a certain place for vacation is exposed.

After Su Wenyi's death, he experienced a gap of more than four years and met Shen Changqing.

In the eyes of outsiders, Shen Changqing's luck did not cause smoke to rise from the ancestral grave, but fire to the ancestral grave.

22 years old, young, handsome, and if there is no accident, Zhou Kai must be ahead of him.

Zhou Kai has no children, so even if he only gets half of his inheritance, it will be enough for him to buy a house, land and a handsome boy until he is 80 years old.

What's more, Zhou Kai's appearance is not bad, and he is generous.

Therefore, from the public's point of view, although Zhou Kai has occasional minor misconduct, such as impatient personality, big mouth, and unwillingness to restrain himself in public, on the whole, he is a good match.

However, this husband has a secret that is hard to tell.

...he was born with no sexual function.

From Chi Xiaochi's point of view, this may be the only pity this fucking world line has for him.

Unfortunately, as a celestial eunuch, Zhou Kai is unavoidably a pervert.

In fact, Zhou Kai is straighter than a telephone pole and doesn't like men at all, but if he marries a woman, he is limited by his own abilities and must face the ridicule of "no children".

Even if he can blame the infertility on the woman, Zhou Kai, who wants to save face, can't stand outsiders' speculation about his ability and masculinity.

So he simply married a man once and for all, cutting off any tongues of discussion.

But this choice, on the contrary, played a bad role in the long-term married life, repeatedly reminding him of the inhumane fact.

After the death of his ex, he is more cautious about choosing a partner.

After many investigations and judgments, Shen Changqing was good-looking and easy to handle, and he was qualified as a qualified "furniture".

So, on the wedding night, Shen Changqing, who didn't know anything, was put in a plastic bag and almost sent to the morgue.

Since then, it has been a nightmare that lasted for three years, day and night.

Shen Changqing has thought about divorce countless times, but his family background is at best a small middle class, and the mere 2 yuan his parents earn every month is nothing to Zhou Kai.

And Shen Changqing entered his door, unless he went out sideways, otherwise he would not want to leave his control with his secret.

Shen Changqing's personality is gentle, at best he is prudent, taking care of the overall situation, at worst he is resigned to his fate.

When he woke up from the hospital bed for the first time, he recognized it.

After weighing the pros and cons, he was sure that the hair on his calf would not be able to open his thigh at all.

He didn't jump out and shout for divorce, and he didn't try to contact the outside world or complain. Instead, he was obedient to Zhou Kai. This moody temperament also vented less on him.

How his predecessor Su Wenyi died, whether he was played to death by Zhou Kai, or whether he couldn't stand the insult and chose to commit suicide, Shen Changqing didn't care at all.

Every day he just thinks about how he wants to live.

Whenever Zhou Kai goes on a business trip for ten and a half months, he is as happy as if it was Chinese New Year.

When eating at home, even if Zhou Kai put down his chopsticks a little louder, Shen Changqing's legs would cramp uncontrollably, his legs hurt so badly that he didn't dare to show any expression.

If so, he would still get beaten up every now and then, if he talked too much, he would get beaten if he talked too little, and his eyes were swollen like ping pong balls, which was even more common.

Zhou Kai seemed to like to see Shen Changqing with a bruised nose and swollen face, and he was very kind and considerate to him after he was beaten, and everything was so peaceful and peaceful until the next outbreak of unknown timing started.

Shen Changqing knew that he raised a little girlfriend outside, that little girlfriend was also a model, she accepted her mistress status well, and she was open-minded, her mouth was tight, which fit Zhou Kai's taste.

Shen Changqing has become numb to such trivial matters.

沈长青的“乖”和“知情知趣”，让周开颇欣赏，甚至有时稀薄的良心作祟，他还会在没有揍过沈长青的一两天内，对沈长青疼爱有加。

It's just that this kind of "love" is even more creepy in Shen Changqing's view.

On a similar "honey day", Zhou Kai gave Shen Changqing a purebred little Labrador.

This is the only comfort Shen Changqing got in her long and dark marriage.

He gave the puppy what little love and kindness he had left, named it Help, and took care of bathing and feeding it himself.

One day about half a year later, Shen Changqing offended Zhou Kai again for a strange reason.

Zhou Kai's G-spot is very strange, and it can be collectively referred to as "Schrödinger's G-spot". It doesn't matter if you say something at a certain time, but if you say it a day later, you may get punched and kicked.

In short, due to trivial reasons, Shen Changqing slapped Zhou Kai on the back of the head, with a slap, it didn't hurt very much, but he was dizzy and flustered, and he could recover after lying down for a while.

Shen Changqing was already immune to this level of beating, but he forgot that this was the first time Zhou Kai had attacked him in front of Help.

Help rushed forward and took a bite on Zhou Kai's leg, biting the skin and flesh.

Zhou Kai squinted and scolded Mother, then raised his foot and kicked Help.

This thoughtless beating caused Help to be seriously injured, and Shen Changqing, who was desperately protecting Help, was kicked and broke his ribs.

This time Zhou Kai seemed to realize that he had gone too far. After going to get vaccinated, he comforted Shen Changqing softly for a while, and took the initiative to send Help to the best pet hospital for treatment, and lied Said that it was kicked and beaten by a crazy person while walking the dog, and it was injured like this.

On one level, there is nothing wrong with this statement.

Two months later, Help came back home, groaning into Shen Changqing's arms, his big eyes filled with water.

Shen Changqing hugged it and cried: "Help."

Zhou Kai also touched Shen Changqing's hair: "It's okay, you see it's back."

Zhou Kai's irritability occurs periodically. For example, at this time, he is strangely gentle, not at all like the lunatic who beat his partner and dog so badly.

On the second day after Help returned home, Zhou Kai asked Shen Changqing to go shopping and buy whatever he wanted.

Shen Changqing knew that he was not afraid of running away by himself, firstly because he had been a good boy for three years, no matter what he did, he won a little trust from him, secondly, he was accompanied by a nanny, and thirdly, because Help was still at home.

Shen Changqing was very happy to stay away from Zhou Kai.

He left home for half a day, went to several pet stores, and finally bought Help's favorite teething biscuits and jerky.

Estimating that Zhou Kai might have a seizure if he went out for a longer time, Shen Changqing reluctantly went home.

After returning home, Help, who always greeted him with his slippers in his mouth, disappeared.

He called twice: "Help? Where are you, Help?"

Zhou Kai came out from the kitchen: "Are you back?"

Shen Changqing suddenly felt a little terrified, staring at Zhou Kai: "...have you seen Help?"

"Didn't you see it?" He lifted the lid of a copper plate on the dining table, revealing a crispy roasted dog leg, and smiled, "It's right here."

Shen Changqing was stunned for a long time, grabbed his hair, let out a heart-piercing scream, turned around and rushed back to the room.

Zhou Kai knocked on his door, and said with utmost malice: "Have you never eaten dog meat? It's delicious. If you don't want to eat it, I'll keep it for you."

That night, Shen Changqing tied a bed sheet in a ring on the doorknob and hanged himself.

After reading it, Chi Xiaochi and 061 fell into deep thought.

Chi Xiaochi said: "This is A-level, what is your S-level world line, I want to know in advance."

061 said: "S-level generally refers to the difficulty of the world itself, such as the end of the world and war. As soon as you enter, you may be logged out due to death. Generally, it is impossible to encounter it easily."

Chi Xiaochi's tone was a bit strange: "That's not necessarily true."

061: "...Huh?"

Chi Xiaochi did not continue this topic.

At present, it seems that Chi Xiaochi came here after Shen Changqing was kicked to protect the dog and his ribs were broken.

He said: "It's a good comparison. At least there is still a bed, and Help and I have two months of safety with all our money."

Looking at the two broken ribs, 061 couldn't see what was good.

Chi Xiaochi comforted him: "I'm not afraid of Zhou Kai. Let's put it this way, I'm generally not resistant to beatings. So, if he dares to beat me, I will castrate him. I don't believe he will still be treated at home then. When the time comes, things will come out, and there will be no media to interview me."

061:"……"

Chi Xiaochi calmly said with an expression of stating the truth: "Things that can be solved with a kitchen knife are nothing serious."

061:"……"

Chi Xiaochi: "Does that make you feel relaxed?"

061: "..." Don't say it, it's true.

Chi Xiaochi lay flat on the bed: "Murder and arson are the final options. If my deduction from the previous world is true, I slap my ass and leave, and Shen Changqing will be sentenced."

As he spoke, he touched his chest and said to himself: "...I know, you probably want to kill him even if you risk the sentence. But you have to figure it out, I was not specially hired to die with him. To die, he Go to die alone, or you may be chased by him to be disgusting when you go underground."

061 couldn't help but laugh.

He was so serious, as if Shen Changqing really stayed in this body.

But he also cooperated with Chi Xiaochi and said: "Shen Changqing, don't worry, trust him, he has a way."

After talking to Shen Changqing, Chi Xiaochi checked the existing amounts of favorability and regret.

Favorability value is 45, regret value is 0.

Seeing such a pitiful number, 061 was also speechless for a moment.

Chi Xiaochi was very active: "Ha, the power of the proletariat is infinite."

Chi Xiaochi checked the card pack again.

In the last world, he used Yang Baihua's favorability as a cash machine, and took advantage of the ups and downs to reap a lot of benefits. After he turned his face, he promptly exchanged the remaining favorability for two short-term hypnosis cards. All eaten and wiped clean.

Now, in addition to the eight experience cards given away, Chi Xiaochi also has two hypnosis cards, one sickness and vertigo card, one physical strength enhancement card, one displacement card, and one invisibility card. The functions are as the name, easy to understand , although they are all low-level cards with a limited duration, they are also the optimal exchange plan calculated by Chi Xiaochi.

Chi Xiaochi said: "Teacher Six, give me a copy of Zhou Kai's schedule for the next two months from today."

That plate of dog meat was so disgusting that 061 asked, "There's only two months of safety left, are you sure?"

Chi Xiaochi pulled out the needle of the bottle that had been filled with the liquid medicine by himself, and said with a smile: "If you fail the course at the end of the semester, you have to rely on the materials and key points given to me by Teacher Six."