Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Lou Ying wanted to laugh, but when she opened her mouth, she coughed.

Chi Xiaochi supported the armrest of the wheelchair with one hand, and turned his back: "Why did you choose such a configuration?"

Lou Ying bent down: "That's the only way."

He tried many times, and an abnormal program was added to his selection system. No matter what identity he chooses, he is not good at walking.

He tried to go back, reason with the main god, promised to speak, and tried not to do it, but found that he could not send a docking signal.

He tried to return to Chi Xiaochi's body, but also failed.

Moreover, there is no Internet in this world, information is basically obtained by mouth, and information is basically found by hand.

However, the restricted Lou Ying couldn't explain to Chi Xiaochi in detail what the fluffy "this is the only way" is.

Fortunately, Chi Xiaochi had a quick mind.

He said: "A dog's brain." Anyway, scolding the main god is over.

Lou Ying smiled: "Yes."

Chi Xiaochi pointed to the corner of his eye.

"This?" Lou Ying stroked the black tattoo at the corner of his right eye, and changed his tone, "I am Yu Fengmian, with the word Jiuge. When I was young, there was a severe drought, and my family uncle was greedy for money and food for disaster relief. Concussion. The emperor was furious and sentenced the whole family to have tattoos and exile on the border. When the general was guarding the border, he entered the town in disguise to look for the spies. I am a son-in-law teacher, sent back to the capital, and lived in a courtyard in the general's mansion."

After finishing speaking, he asked Chi Xiaochi: "Do you like this script?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "It's okay."

He distractedly looked at the tattoo on the corner of the man's eyes.

The tattoo pattern is in good shape, like a flower blooming around the eyes.

But the meaning is not so beautiful.

In order for people on the border to understand, the word "national thief" in southern Xinjiang is engraved, which is an extremely dirty and insulting word.

But with Lou Ying's almost transparent white skin, it is not so dazzling.

Especially when he was coughing too hard, closing his eyes and breathing slowly, there was a strange beauty mixed with filth and holiness.

Back to business.

Chi Xiaochi got up: "The Lord God confused the world line?"

"I'm confused." Lou Ying said, "At least I haven't received it here."

Chi Xiaochi said: "Great. I'm just a meat bun who fell into the pack of dogs."

Lou Ying: "Don't be afraid, I will steal you."

Chi Xiaochi took off his clothes and put them on for him: "Oh, you're already like this, and you still want to grab it. Take care of your body."

Lou Ying said: "For you, I have to take good care of you and live a long life."

Then he saw Chi Xiaochi's face change.

Lou Ying's heart suddenly ached.

...he seems to have stepped on a thunderbolt.

But Chi Xiaochi didn't even give him a chance to comfort him.

He looked as usual, and said: "Let me tell you the news from me first. The original owner Shi Tingyun, the son of a general, has two close servants on the surface, and he has a good relationship with the two princes. ... The original owner is quite capable. When I saw a few of them, I suddenly had a headache, and I saw something, which should be the original owner's own memory, but the information is incomplete, and there is not much reference value for the time being. Where are you?"

Lou Ying nodded and said, "I know a little more than you."

He shook his wheelchair and stepped back half a meter: "After visiting you, I briefly flipped through the books here."

Looking at the thousands of ancient books on seven or eight shelves, Chi Xiaochi felt a little dizzy, and he couldn't help blowing his brother Lou out of his mind.

Chi Xiaochi's status this time is quite prominent.

His father was a hereditary general who ruled the country, a Confucian general who was startled by the times, and his ancestors followed the king to fight in the world, conquering a country and setting his capital at Wangcheng.

The king has no doubts and will be loyal to the king. In this way, the Shi family has become the most prominent family in Wangcheng besides the royal family.

According to the ancestors of the Shi family, the green blood serves the king.

The seven generations of the Shi family, including Shi Tingyun, all have the style of Confucian scholars, but they are also extremely brave.

Shi Tingyun, with simple characters, the only son in the family, his mother died young, less learning bow and arrow, a hundred steps to wear Yang, and a silver gun made him superb. At the age of six, he became the companion of the thirteenth prince Yuan Heng. He was good at chess and books. At the age of 16, he At that time, there was chaos in southern Xinjiang, and Shi Tingyun took the initiative to invite Ying. When he first entered the battlefield, he defeated three generals in southern Xinjiang and became famous in one battle.

Rao Shi Tingyun was so upbeat, but it still gave his father a headache.

He is forthright, likes to make friends, and does not care about his status, if he votes for his contract, the gangsters on the street can share a drink with him.

If it was just like this, General Shi might not be so troubled.

When General Shi was young, he also served as the accompanying student of the current Holy Majesty. He followed the teachings of his father, was cautious in his words and deeds, and never dared to exceed the rules.

But Shi Tingyun never listened to him.

Not only did he have close personal relationships with the emperor's seven or eight princes, but also with two princes.

General Shi often heard that Shi Tingyun invited the two princes to go to poetry competitions, racetracks, play polo, and occasionally visit flower houses.

Every time General Shi heard about it, his eyes went dark.

The sixth prince, Yan Yuanzhao, was born of the former empress. He is uninhibited and intelligent enough, but he is playful by nature and lost in the playfulness.However, the Holy Majesty had a deep affection for the first empress, and since her death there has been no empress, which also gave him enough capital to run amok without touching the face of the royal family.

The thirteenth prince, Yan Yuanheng, whose mother was once ranked as the third concubine, was later punished as a low-ranking concubine for committing acts of jealousy.But the emperor didn't treat the youngest son harshly because of this, and even found Shi Tingyun as a companion for him.

Yan Yuanheng also lived up to this expectation, he was exceptionally smart, he was skilled in both civil and martial arts, and the books he had read were unforgettable. If he only competed in swordsmanship, Shi Tingyun might not be able to get cheap from Yan Yuanheng.

But most likely because of his mother's punishment, Yan Yuanheng is a highly self-disciplined person, afraid of making mistakes in his errands, so he abides by etiquette everywhere, does not drink alcohol, and is not close to women. The master of soaking wolfberry in the cup.

Shi Tingyun doesn't mind this, he's drunk and loves to make fun of him, he often said, old-fashioned, come, give you Shi Ye a laugh.

In the elegant seat filled with the fragrance of fat and powder, Yan Yuanheng held his teacup with plums in his hands, his expression was as calm as a mountain, and his expression was as calm as incense. The girl who watched the song suspected that she was not in the Zuiyue Residence, but in the Bodhi Temple in the suburbs. chant.

Fortunately, General Shi didn't hear Ai'er's rebellious words, otherwise he would suffer a cardiac arrest.

One time when he went back to Wangcheng to report on his duties, Shi Jinghong was sincere and terrified, and made a formal plea to the Holy One.

"Love general, don't worry." The emperor was open-minded, "Suchang is the one I watched growing up. He has a bright future, but also young and frivolous, and his temperament is a bit out of the way, so it's okay. Yuan Heng and Yuan Zhao are also grown-ups and have their own Why should you and I interfere with our decision?"

The current emperor is in his prime, with a gentle temperament and kindness. He is a very qualified ruler of the country.

The princes below also seemed to be very well-behaved, and there seemed to be nothing wrong.

However, in the fleeting memory fragments, when the sixth prince Yan Yuanzhao died, he knelt on a plaque that was on fire.

That background, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a peaceful and prosperous age.

Chi Xiaochi: "Where are the two boys?"

Lou Ying said: "When I went to visit you, I pretended not to know them, and chatted with the two of them separately. Ah Ling is fine, he was born in the Central Plains, and he has a slave bond. But that Ah Shu is from southern Xinjiang."

Chi Xiaochi whistled.

Does not look like.

"Isn't it?" Lou Ying said, "He didn't shy away from it. He admitted that his parents died young, and he entered the Customs with his grandparents when he was young. After his grandparents died of the epidemic, they had no way to make a living and were enslaved. I bought it. Shi Tingyun’s Southern Xinjiang dialect was learned from him.”

"Where is A Ling?"

Lou Ying asked: "You doubt him?"

Chi Xiaochi thought of hearing A Ling's half-sentenced "stop cloud" when he was dizzy, and said, "I suspect everyone."

Before everything became clear, he even suspected the sixth prince, Yan Yuanzhao.

A tragic ending doesn't mean much.

Lou Ying said: "Shi Tingyun likes him very much."

Chi Xiaochi waited for Lou Ying's next words: "Yes."

Lou Ying: "It's gone."

Chi Xiaochi: "...Huh?"

After explaining, Chi Xiaochi realized why this sentence is so simple.

Because it's that simple.

Ah Ling came later than Ah Shu.

He entered the government at the age of 13 and learned everything at once, such as marksmanship, calligraphy and painting, chess, archery, and art of war.

Shi Tingyun's love for talents is exactly the same as his father's, and he loves him very much. He took him with him when he first went to the battlefield, and the intention of promoting him couldn't be more obvious.

And Ah Ling is not someone who loses time and stops clouding.

Although he didn't really go to the battlefield to kill the enemy in blood, but being a liaison officer has a certain appearance.

After returning, Shi Tingyun took him everywhere, playing chess, practicing guns, riding horses, and deliberately trained him, and raised him from slavery.

Chi Xiaochi thought for a while: "A Shu entered the mansion earlier than A Ling, do you have any opinion on such favoritism?"

Lou Ying thought of all the problems that Chi Xiaochi could think of.

Lou Ying said: "Ah Shu himself said that his ability to serve people is higher than his ability to march and fight. Everyone cares about others, so there is no opinion....Of course, the authenticity of this statement is for reference only."

Chi Xiaochi let out a breath.

That's about it for now.

Things didn't get better, but fortunately, I got some information.

According to the tradition of the Shi family, they only married one wife and did not take concubines. Since Shi's mother died of illness, General Shi Jinghong never remarried. Not too little.

So he decided to exercise his sovereignty first and took his brother Lou out for a walk.

The spring is bright outside, and it is not good for your health to stay indoors all the time.

Lou Ying was very obedient, so she found a black three-gauze skirt and put it on for herself.

He explained: "I see the light and the wind, and my eyes will feel uncomfortable."

Real crispy skin.

When Chi Xiaochi heard the words, he suddenly thought of whether Lou Ying was wearing the fence just now, and he swayed over by himself, gently touched his forehead, and then swayed back by himself.

Lou Ying raised her head and asked him, "What are you thinking?"

Chi Xiaochi, whose mind was full of public service advertisements for the lonely and widowed elderly, denied it: "No."

Lou Ying raised her hand and stroked her right eye covered by the fence: "This is not convenient for people to see, so I can only show it to you."

Chi Xiaochi: "..."

He suddenly felt that the tattoo became erotic.

Lou Ying sighed softly: "If you don't want to do a full set of drama, you should use the words 'Chi Xiaochi' on the southern border pattern. It looks better that way."

Chi Xiaochi: "..."

Lou Ying: "I will try to make it look like a rose."

Before he finished speaking, he coughed, and asked himself if he was too flirty and was punished by God, so he simply shut up.

Chi Xiaochi tightened his clothes tightly for him, and poured a soup lady into his arms.

The weather has warmed up, but his hands are still cold.

After he was fully prepared, he pushed Lou Ying's wooden wheelchair out of the dimly lit Luhua Pavilion.

Outside, the grass grows and warblers fly, and the wind with warm fragrance shakes the fence, revealing the slightly sharp and thin chin of the person in the curtain.

Chi Xiaochi pushed very slowly: "Sir, tell me about the frontier war situation."

Lou Ying smiled, rubbed her fingertips on her knee slowly, and began to speak sentence by sentence.

There are no internal worries in this dynasty, but there are many external troubles. The southern border is the biggest worry among them. There is also the Xiongnu in the north. Although they have declined, they also have a heart of disobedience.Fortunately, its strength is insufficient, so as long as the Zhennan Pass is guarded so that the Xiongnu and Southern Xinjiang cannot unite, it will be fine.

Two people, one teaching and the other listening, looked like a pair of teachers and students strolling.

After finishing their official business, the two also arrived near Chi Xiaochi's bedroom.

Having behaved in front of Brother Lou for a long time, Chi Xiaochi suddenly wanted to make a mistake, and couldn't hold back.

Lou Ying talked too much, sucked in some cold air, and started coughing again.

Chi Xiaochi took the opportunity to follow him: "Brother Lou?"

Lou Ying tilted her head to look at him while coughing.

He leaned close to his ear and breathed deliberately: "It's so uncomfortable, why don't you come back into my body."

Lou Ying coughed worse.

As soon as Chi Xiaochi realized that he had regained a victory, he heard Lou Ying coughing with laughter.

He breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head and said seriously: "This time the conditions are not allowed. Fight for it next time."

Xiaochi drove to the northeast and hit it.

The driver who caused the accident was acting like a hooligan, and instead of running away, he was still sitting there playing like a hooligan.

All in all, the old driver Chi Xiaochi announced that eight cars were rear-ended and died very ugly.

Lou Ying naturally took it away when she knew it was good, and noticed that his ears were red, so she put the handkerchief back into her palm: "But it's good to be uncomfortable."

Chi Xiaochi looked down at him.

He said: "I got sick once and set an example. I hope that a certain patient will follow the doctor's advice and treat well in the future."

Chi Xiaochi said: "It depends on who made the doctor's order."

Lou Ying said, "It's not good to be picky."

Chi Xiaochi said: "I don't pick anything else, I just pick this. So I have to raise my husband well, and take care of me when the time comes."

Lou Ying looked up.

Having been with him for so long, he knew very well which words Chi Xiaochi was trying to tease and which words were jokes.

When Chi Xiaochi said the word "my husband", he just wanted to say hello.

But this kind of inadvertence is much, much cuter than when he drives on purpose.

At the same time, Chi Xiaochi stopped in front of his bedroom.

"...So, of course, the roses have to be picked and cared for carefully." Chi Xiaochi said, "Putting Mr. alone in the cold Luhua Pavilion, the students just can't bear it."

Lou Ying couldn't help laughing: "My bedding is still in Luhua Pavilion."

"It's good for people to come over, everything is always ready." Chi Xiaochi bowed his waist, with a smile on his face, "I mainly want to ask sir to help me keep an eye on people."

He was referring to Ah Shu and Ah Ling.

Lou Ying, of course, acquiesced, and affirmed and praised his somewhat unreasonable remarks just now: "You really look like a dude."

Chi Xiaochi shrugged: "I acted."

Lou Ying remembered.

那是个民国时期的翩翩公子，爱抽大烟，爱美人，家道中落后做了匪山的老二，也是通身欠揍的贵气，嘴欠人贱，终日懒洋洋的，惹得老大时时Want to clean him up.

But Lou Ying always just wanted to hug him.

Lou Ying wanted to hold Chi Xiaochi's hand hanging on the side of the wheelchair, but Ah Ling hurried over from the side.

When he saw Lou Ying, he was slightly startled, and he bowed to the "Grand Master" before saying: "Eldest Prince, the Thirteenth Prince is here."

Chi Xiaochi: ...Oh, I haven't played this one before.

He said, "Say I'm sick."

A Ling said worriedly: "I tried the tone of the thirteenth prince, he said, if you are still sick, you have to come in and see. I don't know when you will come back from the son teacher, I am afraid that the thirteenth prince I had no choice but to tell the truth."

At the end, he added: "The thirteenth prince said there is no hurry, I will wait for you in the flower hall."