Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Yan Jinhua was really scared.

He lay on the icy ground of Mingyue Tower with his butt up, tortured by the pain of the cane to death, humming non-stop.

No one sent him any medicine to treat him, and the pill that Duan Shujue fed him was just hanging his life for him.

During his imprisonment, it seemed that someone visited Yan Jinhua and asked Yan Jinhua some questions, such as where his hometown was, how he invaded Yan Jinhua's body, and so on.

How could Yan Jinhua dare to make a mistake, and he made all the moves in one go.

He cried bitterly and kowtowed bitterly, just like Ye Jiming who came to Jingxu Peak step by step in order to beg for a book to kill his body.

He recruited them all, and confessed that he was sent here, saying that this place is actually a book, you and I are both people in the book, and I had no choice but to take it away because of someone's arrangement, it was definitely not intentional.

One kick in the sky and one kick on the ground this time confused the person who came to ask questions, so he had to write down his "nonsense" one by one, planning to go back and report to Chi Yunzi.

Just a few steps away from Yan Jinhua, two transparent streams of data float quietly.

001 scratched the back of his head: "I remember, the first thing written in our contract is the confidentiality clause. 'Do not reveal your identity' or something..."

"He violated a lot of rules, not bad for this one." 002 scratched the name "Yan Jinhua" from the display screen on his arm, and neatly arranged the unilateral termination of the contract, "Let's go. I still have Work has to be done."

After that, he grabbed 001 who was about to run away: "Where are you going?"

001 was blunt and strong: "Second brother, isn't everything settled? The contract with him is about to be terminated, the system has been sent to deal with data garbage, and new employees have also been sent to deal with his first two. A hole has been poked in the mission world... I'll go find that system that can play mahjong, and make an appointment with him twice."

002 said, "No."

001: "Wow, are you my boss or am I your boss?"

002 adjusted his glasses: "Every time you process [-] applications, I will accompany you for a round."

001's eyes lit up: "Twenty."

002: "Forty."

001: "25."

002: "Fifty."

001: "...Okay, count yourself, thirty."

As the two clusters of data flowed into the air and dissipated invisible, the remaining data pages in front of Yan Jinhua's eyes completely disappeared.

In the original world, Yan Jinhua died suddenly, and the system collected his soul and compiled it into the database in order to attract some labor to join the group. As long as he works properly and completes the world line, the system will give him a resurrection of opportunity.

I didn't expect to pick up a piece of garbage and come back, so I miscalculated.

Fortunately, the loss was stopped in time, and no greater disaster was caused.

002 thought so.

After bringing 001 back to the space, in order to prevent him from escaping, 002 handcuffed him and locked him in front of the desk, then turned back, took some medicine for treating jellyfish poison, put it in a bag, and hung it on the head of Huishou Peak. On the top of the pine tree, he pressed his chest with one hand and bowed to the pine tree.

After doing all this, 002 called up the memo, crossed out a line on the line "Apologize to the system that was caught by mistake", announcing the completion of one of the daily tasks, and then disappeared without a trace in the middle of the night in the pine sea.

Since the last time someone came to interrogate, they have been indifferent for several days.

Yan Jinhua was hungry, thirsty unbearably, and felt groggy that he was going to die.

But who knew, half a month later, he was actually transported down the Mingyue Tower and thrown down the mountain.

Greed is indeed a sin, but in terms of its behavior, it did not cause any substantial evil results, and killing a mortal who has no power to restrain a chicken, Chi Yunzi felt his hands and heart were dirty, so he simply asked the real Yan Jinhua After his opinion, he decided to drive him out of the mountain gate.

Hearing the news, Su Yun was quite aggrieved: "Why? He has occupied the second senior brother's body for many years, so let's just forget it?"

Su Yun used to hate Yan Jinhua very much, and looked down on him everywhere, but now that someone has occupied the magpie's nest, he has wronged the real brother Yan for so many years, so he cannot help but feel guilty, so he simply took up the responsibility of taking care of Yan Jinhua responsibility.

Yan Jinhua closed his eyes and said, "How could he die so easily?"

Su Yun: "Huh?"

Yan Jinhua swallowed a mouthful of the medicine, with a calm expression: "Killing him, on the contrary, gave him a great pleasure. He is not from this world, drive him out of the mountains, and see how he earns his life."

Su Yun was a little dazed.

After regaining his body, Yan Jinhua's mind calmed down a lot. Now seeing this junior who used to have verbal disputes with "myself", he felt a bit teasing: "Why, fourth senior brother won't allow senior brother to take revenge like this?"

Su Yun hastily denied: "No. As long as the senior brother can vent his anger, that's fine."

Yan Jinhua smiled, and gathered the quilt: "Medicine."

Su Yun gave Yan Jinhua a spoonful of warm medicine held in his palm.

Jingxu Peak did not have any fluctuations because of the departure of the fake "Yan Jinhua". Many people thought he was dead, and was thrown out of the mountain gate by a roll of mats, and died without a sound.

However, Yan Jinhua's increasing regret points prove that he is still lingering in a corner of this world.

The days seem to be passing by as usual, but Chi Xiaochi and Lou Ying now have to go to the main god's warehouse to go shopping a few times a day, and choose what to exchange for the regret value.

Because Yan Jinhua's remorse value can be generated anytime and anywhere, the two of them are like a pair of braves guarding the money printing machine, basically there will be no difficulty in choosing, but occasionally there will be some differences.

One time, Chi Xiaochi refused to leave in front of a card set.

He said: "This is the only premium card in my whole set of cards."

Lou Ying looked at the card specifically for the treatment of ovarian cysts in women, and said helplessly, "Why are you exchanging this for this? Didn't you promise to exchange that game console last time?"

Chi Xiaochi, who had an acute attack of chronic collection addiction, said: "The pattern of this set of cards is beautiful. Besides, there is only one card short."

Lou Ying: "Just to put together a set?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Yes."

Lou Ying: "Would you be happy if you put together a set?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Yes."

Lou Ying raised her hand, clicked the exchange button, and turned the card on the high place into a stream of stars, and put it into the warehouse of the two.

Chi Xiaochi said casually, "Thank you, Dad."

Lou Ying laughed, and lightly hooked the tip of Chi Xiaochi's nose where he couldn't see, as a punishment.

Immediately, he coughed lightly, deliberately lowering his voice, but he couldn't suppress the connivance in his voice: "Let's go, my little friend."

Chi Xiaochi was taken away by him just like that.

He belatedly felt that he was quite worthless.

How many years have passed, why does he still not change his bad habits, and always loves to be self-willed in front of Brother Lou.

The more you live, the more you go back, bah.

However, he was very happy to have collected all the cards, but when he went back to look through the card collection, his mind was full of the sound of "little friend", which made him distracted, and even almost made Yan Jinhua regret twice. The meaning value is over 200, which can be said to be very carefree.

They redeemed the card that Chi Xiaochi would never use in his lifetime, and waited for two more days, and finally got what they wanted. Two days later, they exchanged for the brand new old-fashioned red and white computer, planning to put it in the space of two people go.

Duan Shujue, who was infected by the two people's desire to shop, also made up his mind, intending to concentrate on his side business, and told the two Lou Chi about his thoughts in detail.

The mission could end at any time, the two of them were about to leave, and some finishing work had to be done.

After recovering from the injury, Wen Yujing bid farewell to Chi Yunzi, saying that he wanted to travel and practice his own way. Duan Shu would definitely go out with him, but he might not go with him.

The date of my return is undecided, if the book never returns to Jingxu Peak, I will ask my senior brother to take care of it for me.

Chi Yunzi was quite reluctant, but since it was for the sake of cultivating the Tao, he had no intention of obstructing it. He only repeatedly told Wen Yujing to pay attention to safety and not to get hurt again.

Duan Shujue and Wen Yujing went down the mountain together, walking with their swords in their hands, and walked through more than a dozen beautiful rivers and rivers. One was to enjoy the scenery, and the other was to help Duan Shujue fulfill his last wish.

After a few months, everything went away.

On the day Chi Xiaochi and Lou Ying left, Duan Shujue's great cause just happened to be completed.

He drew up a letter and called a small fish by the river, telling it to take the letter in its mouth to look for Ye Zhiming, then returned to the inn and lay down on the bed.

He had already prepared for the parting, but when the moment came, his heart was still astringent and he couldn't hide his sadness.

Duan Shujue solemnly wrote on his belt: "Two gentlemen, take care of yourself."

Wen Yujing stood by his bedside, stroked his forehead, and said softly for Chi Xiaochi: "The mountain is high and the water is far away, see you again."

Duan Shujue closed his eyes.

Wen Yujing got up, went out, and closed the door for him.

Outside is just the soft spring rain, which has covered the small town by the East China Sea with a layer of clear water mist.

Beside him were the townspeople running to avoid the rain, and Wen Yujing slowly opened his bi-color ink carp umbrella, as if sharing an umbrella with others, his elegant figure dissipated step by step in the mist.

A few days later, Duan Shujue, who had subsided from the high fever, met Ye Jiming in a small mountain forest with beautiful mountains and rivers.

The Awakening of Insects is just over, the weather is getting warmer, and the mountains are full of buzzing insects.

Ye Jiming received his letter, knew that the pair of live treasures had left, hurried to the agreed place, and saw Duan Shujue's back under a tree all the way away.

He wears an exquisite sapphire hair crown, his ponytail is combed high, and his hair band moves in the wind. His plain blue clothes are blown by the wind, revealing his tall and clean figure, with one hand behind his back, like his waist. The sword in the stone is as clear and dignified as the sword in the stone. From the sword to the person, they are all first-class gentlemen.

He is concentrating on a burrowing pangolin.

Ye Jiming smiled: It's silly.

He stepped forward quickly and threw himself directly on Duan Shujue's back, the fish scale bracelet on his wrist made a rustling sound: "Wooden fish!"

Turning his face sideways, Ye Jiming felt even better when he saw the snake tooth necklace on his neck.

Duan Shujue held his leg backwards and said, "You're here."

... This is Duan Shujue's tone, and Duan Shujue's eyes are not Chi Xiaochi's.

Aside from joy, Ye Jiming felt a little lost when he thought of the guy who had left.

It is inevitable to regret losing a friend who can chat and talk freely.

But right now, his Xiaoyu is the most important.

Ye Jiming grabbed his chin and looked at him presumptuously: "You don't look very well. What's the matter? Is it sick to miss you?"

Duan Shu said politely: "Brother Ye, please respect yourself, don't ask for..."

The more he talked about his self-respect, the more interesting Ye Jiming became. He hooked his neck and refused to let go. He intentionally rubbed half of his face against him: "Daoist Duan, what do you say, 'don't want'? Brother Ye, listen up." .”

The black snake scales of the swastika under his eyes were shining brightly, and they felt a little rough when they rubbed against his face, but the touch felt wonderful.

At first, Ye Jiming just wanted to tease the fish. After all, he hadn't seen him for a long time, and he didn't know what the dead fish was up to. He really missed him very much. If anyone wanted to play around for a while, Ye Jiming felt sick. It's getting hotter, but it's becoming more and more unwilling to let go of Duan.

In the early spring, snakes are very emotional, and it is normal to do some menglang things.

"Ha." He lightly bit Duan Shujue's earbone with his fangs, and bit down forcefully, "Unfortunately, Daozhang Duan, you were entangled by my snake."

Duan Shujue's cheeks were reddish, and there was a lot of helplessness in his words: "If you are entangled, you will be entangled, do you still want to discuss it with me?"

Ye Jiming loves his forced accent the most.

Relying on his soft body and his feet not touching the ground, he turned around to Duan Shujue's front, riding on his waist, relying on his height advantage, forcing him to look up at himself: "Muyu, I miss you."

Duan Shujue looked up at him, stretched out his hand to clasp his waist, to prevent him from slipping: "Me too."

Ye Jiming sweated a little, and his voice became hoarse: "...I have thought about it for many, many years."

Duan Shujue said solemnly: "The same is true for Duan."

Ye Jiming said, "I want you."

Duan Shujue said, "Me too."

In just a few words, the two reached an agreement tacitly.

Ye Jiming hugged Duan Shujue's face and kissed it from a height.

Duan Shujue took a step forward and pushed him against a tree.

Different from Ye Jiming's faint smell of smoke, Duan Shujue's whole body is full of Zhuang Ya's sandalwood fragrance, with a natural sense of distance, as if he is inviolable, but Ye Jiming can easily bully him, such a cool feeling is called Thinking about it, he felt numbness in his back, more and more ecstasy in kissing, wishing he could swallow this fish with his mouth open and put it in his stomach for storage without anyone seeing.

However, gradually, Ye Jiming felt something was wrong.

Duan Shujue calmly and gently peeled off and absorbed the strength from his whole body, his fingertips vaguely supported the seven inches of his waist and abdomen, and pressed rhythmically.

Most of the numbness on his body just now came from this.

His original terrain advantage gradually disappeared, and the one who attacked the city with his lips and teeth was replaced by the dead wooden fish that looked dignified and reserved on the opposite side.

Ye Jiming snorted twice, feeling comfortable and uneasy when he was kissed, he pushed Duan Shujue's shoulders hard with both hands, but was shocked to find that his thin arm was so powerful that he could push Duan Shujue. Refused, leaning on the side of the tree, motionless.

The pangolin watched the excitement for a while, saw that the situation was not good, and sneaked away from the hole it had made.

Ye Jiming was agitated, half of his body was lying on Duan Shujue's body, his waist couldn't stand up more and more, tears came down from being kissed, and he could not stop whimpering.

When he couldn't bear it anymore, he injected paralyzing venom into his tooth cavity, intending to spray Duan Shujue on his head and face until he was paralyzed, but unexpectedly, Duan Shujue's warm and soft tongue hooked gently, blocking him impartially. poison sac.

The poisonous cavity is the secret place in his mouth, and it is the most important thing not to be touched lightly. Ye Jiming let out a vague ah, and his voice was swallowed by Duan Shujue.

It wasn't until Ye Jiming was exhausted that he leaned on Duan Shujue's shoulder "ha, ha" to breathe, Duan Shujue let go of his lips, and explained warmly with blushing cheeks: "I'll eat before I come here." Detox pill."

Ye Jiming: "..."

This fish that kills a thousand knives! ! !

Ye Jiming's scalp exploded when he felt that Duan Shujue was holding his waist to untie his belt.

Ye Ming was angry and aggrieved, and roared weakly: "You gentlemen still take off your pants?!"

Duan Shujue thought for a while, and tore his pants open.

Ye Jiming: "..."

Duan Shujue leaned into his ears, and explained slowly: "Mr. Chi once taught me to act decisively, to do whatever you want, and not to waste time."

Ye Jiming really wanted to spray him with venom all over his face, but the wave of venom just now was forced down, and it was so easy to regenerate the venom.

Duan Shujue looked up at him, the snake tooth necklace on his neck was shaking slightly, his cheeks were reddish, but he was looking at him intently enough, as if waiting for a nod.

This look immediately made Ye Jiming feel heartbroken, he turned his face away, cursed fiercely, and closed his eyes, as a tacit consent.

Because of his soft heart, he regretted so much that his intestines were green.

Next, he scolded for half a day.

In fact, he wasn't that angry, he was just cursing out of habit, but the guy surnamed Duan was really abominable, he was pressed on a tree, set up high, he was not allowed to touch the ground, and he was bullied in every possible way. The sinful black-hearted fish didn't want him to scold him, so he stopped his movements when he was most comfortable, no matter how his long legs wrapped around his waist rubbed against each other, he refused to move any more, caressing his lips , Said, Brother Ye, please fix your mouth.

Ye Jiming felt that he was fainted by anger.

When he woke up again, it was almost dusk.

He leaned on Duan Shujue's back, and Duan Shujue carried him to the tidal sea, walking alone along the coastal rocks, as if to show him the sea.

Ye Jiming took a closer look, and was almost out of breath.

He didn't wear an inch of hair, only a robe and a cloak were loosely draped over him, but the Duan man was very particular, with a neat crown and meticulously combed hair, he looked like a well-dressed gentleman.

Ye Jiming moved a bit, grinning in pain.

This gentleman has suffered such a great crime, yet you still took the time to wash up?

In his anger, he reached out and pulled off his hair crown.

Duan Shujue was shocked, but he didn't care much about the pain in the scalp and the messed up hair: "Brother Ye is awake?"

Ye Jiming was so angry that he didn't want to talk, he grabbed his hair crown tightly and hugged him tightly from behind.

Duan Shujue has returned to his gentle and refined Duan Shujue, and that assertive look just now seems to have never existed before: "Will you go out to sea with me?"

... shut your mouth.Are you indifferent to yourself?

While Ye Jiming was feeling ruthless in his heart, he secretly tightened his neck.

I have died with you once, and I can't go anywhere.

He said: "What nonsense. Lead the way."

After finishing speaking, he put Duan Shujue's hair crown on his head, rested his chin on Duan Shujue's collarbone, gritted his teeth, and couldn't restrain his recollection.

When he came to a rock, Duan Shujue said, "Go down."

Ye Jiming: "Yes."

After Duan Shujue plunged into the water, he turned into a shark shape. The streamlined silver-white fish tail drew a line of traceless ripples in the water, breaking the sea pressure silently, and quickly dived deep.

Snakes can swim, and Duan Shujue is with them. Ye Jiming didn't feel any discomfort, but was curious why Duan Shujue suddenly took him into the water.

Do you want to take him to meet his family?

But he, like himself, has no relatives and no reason for a long time. Apart from each other, how can he have any close relatives?

While Ye Jiming was thinking wildly, Duan Shujue had already taken him to a coral bush.

Duan Shujue transformed his feet again and stepped on the soft seabed.

...what's wrong here?

He asked, "Duan, what trick are you playing?"

While speaking, his wrist was grabbed by Duan Shujue.

Duan Shujue turned back half of his face.

In the swaying sea water, his dark blue pupils are clearly distinguishable, and Ye Jiming's golden pupils set off each other, one is calm and the other is fiery.

Duan Shujue said softly: "Brother Ye, do you still remember what I said when I gave you this fish scale bracelet?"

Of course Ye Jiming remembered.

At the beginning, I despised the string of fish scales, which was vulgar and petty, but Duan Shujue said that in the future, I could exchange it for a good thing with him.

...but he thought it was just an excuse for the fish.

Without any explanation, Duan Shu gently grabbed Ye Jiming's hand and sent it forward, using the string of fish scales to touch the thin wall of sea water in front of him.

In an instant, the circle formed by Duan Shujue dissipated like a cloud, forming a spectacle like a mirage.

Among the clusters of sapphire corals, there is a majestic palace in the water. On it, light golden crocodile tulle flows, and silver-white crocodile beads are embedded as lights. aesthetic.

Every lamp, every pillar is very similar to the cave that Ye Jiming built in Bashu in his previous life.

And the name of that mansion was inscribed by Duan Shujue himself.

"Tibetan Pearl".

Wen Shizun built a Huishoufeng for Mr. Chi, so why couldn't he create an outer world for Ye Jiming?

The shark beads he wept out were exchanged for a carload of money, allowing him to build this underwater palace.

Over the years, all the treasures that Mr. Chi helped him get are stored here, enough to feed a proud and extravagant little black snake.

Today, he is going to send his greatest treasure into it.

Ye Jiming suddenly felt hot in his eye sockets, he lowered his head and took a bite of the fish ear: "Is this mine?"

"yours."

"You have planned it long ago, haven't you?" Ye Jiming's heart beat violently, "Do you think you can bribe me by doing this? Let me forget today's revenge?!"

Duan Shujue heard the words, turned around, put his arms around Ye Jiming's waist, leaned into his ear, and said bluntly: "I just want to give you a home. You have to hold grudges, we go into the house, you slowly curse , I will listen slowly, okay?"

Ye Jiming stopped talking, thinking angrily, dead wooden fish, hum.

Just when the two joined hands and dived into their secret undersea together, in an unnamed town not far from the East China Sea, a cripple was nestled in a corner, gobbling up the cold steamed buns he had just begged for.

After swallowing all the crumbs, he walked out of the narrow alley with his eyes straight, and ran forward again insanely and limping.

Where is he going?

No one knows, not even himself.