Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

In recent months, Duan Shujue has become more and more important. He often goes out for several days. After returning to the mountain, he spends most of his time in Huishou Peak, quite contented.

The white deer in the mountains sips the moon in the water, and after a few sips, it tilts its head curiously to look at the young man with a high ponytail who is stepping on the water on the lake and dancing his sword gracefully. passed away.

Apart from practicing swords, Duan Shu never had any special hobbies in the past. After reliving his life, he began to try his best to explore.

He likes to read a lot recently, but the books are not serious books, they are script books bought from a small stall down the mountain, full of tragic love stories that young people can't ask for, and sadomasochistic love.

Duan Shu really likes to sit by the lake, helping Master to smooth out his hair while reading these random books.

Chi Xiaochi didn't focus on books, he was used to seeing all kinds of bad things in reality, and thus developed a diamond heart. He is no longer the child who would cry to death when his favorite virtual character died.

He returned his right hand to Duan Shujue, and slowly turned the pages of the book, while with the other hand he stroked the fluff on the top of Master's head sleeping on his lap, enjoying the silky and satin-like feel.

While stroking the cat, Chi Xiaochi communicated with 061: "The child is his teacher, why do I feel that the child's growth direction is not right."

The tone is like that of an old father in a single-parent family who is worried.

061 coughed lightly: "The child's father can come to the office alone after school, let's have a good talk."

... Chi Xiaochi felt that the development direction of this cos sounded a bit strange, but he didn't think too much about it.

The soft kitten ball under his palm moved, opened his water-blue eyes, arched them into his palm, closed his eyes, and fell asleep again.

Chi Xiaochi has raised his master for so long, and probably understands his temperament, he won't get annoyed easily, and he has some cat habits.

He put down the book, while his master was asleep, he picked it up and sucked rebelliously, then quickly picked up the book, pretending to read.

The master woke up in a daze, looked left and right, but couldn't find the culprit, so he bent down and licked the fluff on his abdomen, tucked his tail, and fell asleep on his merman apprentice again.

Chi Xiaochi and 061 discussed and discussed, but couldn't figure out why Duan Shujue became addicted to sadistic writing, so he simply gave up thinking, closed his eyes, and went to rest.

After he fell asleep, Duan Shujue was still turning the pages.

Duan Shu seldom experienced worldly affairs, several months of tempering made him grow up quickly, and also allowed him to have his own thoughts and thoughts.

He read those lingering texts that he had never read before, trying to immerse himself in them.

Finally, after reading a ghost story about a fox fairy, his heart was touched, tears filled his eyelashes, and when the tears fell, they immediately turned into bright pearls.

After Duan Shujue shed two or three tears, he picked up the pearls one by one, dipped them in the lake to wash them, washed off the dust on the surface, tucked them into his sleeves, and continued reading.

061, who had witnessed the whole process, smiled lightly, pretending not to know.

These days, Duan Shujue has been actively going out to subjugate demons, one for the public and the other for private.

He is a real gentleman, but he is not a non-human being, nor is he an old-fashioned elm lump.

Subduing demons will bring Jingxu Peak a good reputation, which is directly reflected in the "incense" and "human affection". The more incense, the more human affection, the more believers. In the past few months, Duan Shujue has gained There are a lot of benefits, and I have made friends with the new generation of outstanding people in three or four fairy mountains. Chi Yunzi even praised this kid for his bright future, and tried to tilt the resources in the mountains to him. Duan Shujue has already accumulated a considerable amount of panacea, elixir, natural treasures and treasures. If he talks about them, he might envy those of his generation.

Duan Shujue collected these treasures one by one, but did not use them without authorization. He only kept them well, not knowing what to use them for.

Later, he simply turned his mind on himself.

Calculated according to the market price, a high-quality shark bead is worth a hundred gold.

One onion can make Duan Shujue earn millions in a day.

To put it bluntly, Duan Shujue himself is a walking money printing machine, and can also automatically defend against robbery, which can be described as economical.

Stimulated by these abusive articles, Duan Shujue has already saved a box full of shark beads. 061 suspects that if Duan Shujue is not gentle and considerate, and refuses to tire Chi Xiaochi when he is resting, he is afraid that he will secretly spin shark beads. Go out and sell.

061 doesn't know why he behaves like a little squirrel hoarding pine nuts. It can only be understood that he has suffered too much in the past, has no sense of security, and hoards treasures. He just wants to find some spiritual sustenance for himself, and Chi Xiaochi My collection addiction has the same effect.

Since Duan Shujue did it secretly, he probably didn't want others to know about it, so there's no need for 061 to expose it, just pretend to be deaf and dumb, just expose it.

Since entering this world, Chi Xiaochi was a little surprised by his Buddhist mentality.

In the past, 061 would always urge him, asking him when he planned to do it, when he would clear his regrets, and what the plan was. He seemed to have endless thoughts, but this time, he was not in a hurry, and he practiced with Chi Xiaochi every day. Sword, and after every sweaty training, help him balance the excessive lactic acid secretion in his body, gentle and patient, really a full-fledged nanny posture.

One day, Chi Xiaochi was ordered by Chi Yunzi to exterminate a river monster that preyed on children, and took back the lives of seven children from the monster's mouth.

It was already dark when the children were sent home.

This time, the master was not able to go with him because he was called to play chess by the third senior brother Ren Tingfeng.

This meant that he had to walk alone on the way back to the mountain.

Tonight, the moon was covered by dark clouds, and the road up the mountain was pitch-black. Chi Xiaochi hesitated, and wanted to stay overnight at the bottom of the mountain, but he searched his pockets, but he couldn't find a single penny. His pockets were as clean as his face.

Helpless, he had no choice but to go back to the mountain obediently.

There is a rule of falling sword when you encounter a mountain, and there are few people on Huishou Peak, and there is no light to illuminate the road. Chi Xiaochi, who is afraid of the dark, had to use a green gauze cage to use a handful of fireflies as a light source, but he still did not change his mind. On the only way up the mountain, jumping up two steps step by step, like a big rabbit, made 061 laugh and feel distressed: "Slow down, be careful not to trip."

Wen Yujing and Ren Tingfeng were at a stalemate in chess, Ren Tingfeng loved chess and refused to let him go, Wen Yujing really couldn't get away, otherwise, he would have gone down the mountain to pick up Chi Xiaochi , and save him from being so afraid.

While running home, Chi Xiaochi said, "Teacher Six, why are you in no hurry this time?"

To his question, 061 was a little inexplicable: "What am I anxious about?"

Chi Xiaochi took a breath, and looked towards the endless mountain road with no end in sight: "It's not like you, don't rush me anymore."

061 finally understood what he meant.

He smiled and gave his own explanation: "There are still three missions, and we are about to separate. I have met such a good partner, and of course I want to stay with him longer."

Chi Xiaochi sighed in his heart: "Teacher Six, I don't..."

The rejection he was about to say was suddenly interrupted by a faint male voice from behind.

"...Brother, don't you see brother?"

Unprepared, and frightened by this, Chi Xiaochi was calm on the surface, but his heart was blown into a sharp hedgehog ball by the raw scare.

In his heart, he broke out a 30-second personal attack against Yan Jinhua who had spoken out.

061 coaxed him dumbfoundedly for a long time before Chi Xiaochi managed to calm down.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Can I raise a strong bull terrier in the mountains next time?"

061 Shun Mao in terms of words: "Okay, raise."

Yan Jinhua waited on the mountain road, waiting for Duanshu for almost a whole day.

It was so easy to look forward to the arrival of Duan Shujue's figure, but he didn't seem to see himself hidden under the shadow of the tree at all, and ran up three steps in two steps.

If he hadn't called out to stop, I'm afraid there would be another empty defense tonight.

I haven't seen him in just a few months. Duan Shujue has grown a lot taller. He is dressed in high boots. He obviously just came back from work. He is still on the upper step with one foot. He looks slim waist and long legs, black Her hair was combed into a very neat high ponytail, and she wore a sapphire hair crown with intricate patterns. On her end was a handsome and graceful beauty Daoxiu.

Yan Jinhua looked up at him from bottom to top, feeling bitter in his heart.

He forcibly suppressed the sourness overflowing into his throat: "Junior brother, how are you doing recently?"

Duan Shujueqing on the top bowed his waist coldly: "Thanks to senior brother, it's very good."

Yan Jinhua took the first two steps, with an earnest look of asking sincerely: "It does look good. It's taller and stronger, but Junior Brother Duan can't see Senior Brother now, but it really hurts Senior Brother's heart. "

After all, he pretended to cry twice, feeling very wronged.

In the past, Duan Shujue liked him the most, because he couldn't tell the height of his eyebrows, so whenever he deliberately pretended to be wronged, Duan Shujue would come up to coax him, and he was always in his heart, so that he could benefit from it very.

But Yan Jinhua found that this trick seemed to be ineffective.

Duan Shu stood on the steps neither far nor near, looked down at him, and watched his performance quietly: "Senior brother, don't worry about it."

Yan Jinhua scoffed.

Doesn't work anymore.

But he didn't come here for Duan Shujue, as long as he could talk to him, the plan was already half successful.

He consciously took the initiative to find a step down for himself: "Senior brother was joking with you. I haven't seen you for a long time. Senior brother really misses you. He ran here without saying hello. Did he cause you trouble?"

Duan Shujue said gently, "Yes."

Yan Jinhua: "..."

Duan Shujue smiled with his hands behind his back, his brows brightened, and he said the exact words: "Junior brother is just joking."

Yan Jinhua was hung up and down for a while, and it was difficult to distinguish whether this was a good word, so he forced a smile: "Junior brother... really knows how to joke."

"Senior brother is very good at teaching, and books are definitely not just for learning and selling." Duan Shujue flattered him, and then said meekly, "Senior brother, do you want to sit up?"

...... more than you can ask for.

This time, Yan Jinhua was no longer polite to Duan Shu. He was afraid that he would be too honest and took his politeness as a blessing, so he hurriedly responded: "I have been in the mountains for so many years, but I have never been to my little uncle's residence. Next, please ask Junior Brother Duan to lead the way."

Duan Shujue smiled and turned his back, the smile on his face collapsed immediately.

Chi Xiaochi's childlike temper occasionally made 061 like it but felt helpless: "I'm not angry anymore, huh?"

Chi Xiaochi smiled but said: "I'm not angry. Ha."

061 couldn't help thinking, how cute.

When he took Yan Jinhua up the mountain, he kept silent. As usual, Yan Jinhua couldn't feel the faint evil spirit from the person in front of him, and he was still trying to talk to him: "Junior Brother Duan, Yuguangtan and Huishou Peak, Which do you think is better?"

Chi Xiaochi lied without even blinking his eyes: "Of course it's Yuguangtan."

Yan Jinhua was immediately encouraged, and continued to work hard, trying to use words to bring back the good memories of Duan Shujian: "What's so good about it?"

Chi Xiaochi pondered on his face, and said to 061 in his heart: "It's good because your grandma has a leg."

061 almost laughed out loud, and finally calmed down with a cough.

Chi Xiaochi was very self-conscious: "I know what you're going to say: don't say that, it's a dirty word."

061 was thoroughly amused by him, his low and gentle voice made Su's heart tremble when he laughed, which also made Chi Xiaochi feel a little better.

When the two chatted all the way to the top of the mountain, the dark clouds had dispersed.

A full moon just emerged from the clouds, and the clear snow glow and starlight sprinkled down.

Chi Xiaochi took a ray of moonlight in his palm, and with a twist of his hand, he transformed a key on the spot, sent it to a certain place in the void, and the world changed instantly.

...Yan Jinhua finally knew why his previous visits were so often missed.

The scene that suddenly appeared in front of him dazzled his eyes.

The sea of ​​stars is above, the clear lake is below, the stars enter the water, and the water reflects the stars. There are two more galaxies between the sky and the earth, which complement each other, which is really spectacular.

Yan Jinhua, who was chasing Duan Shujue and reminiscing about the beauty of Yuguangtan just now, felt a slight burning pain on his cheek.

As long as you have a little judgment, you can tell which of the two places is better.

Wen Yujing, who hurriedly ended the chess game with Ren Tingfeng, had already changed his body and returned to his residence.

When Yan Jinhua entered, Wen Yujing was sitting in front of the house playing the flute, dressed in loose robes, with uncombed long hair, a bit careless and idle in his laziness.

Sensing that the door was open, he opened his eyes slightly: "Is there a guest?"

Without waiting for Duan Shujue's introduction, Yan Jinhua greeted him eagerly, and made a big gift: "Master, it's been a long time. It's really reckless to disturb you today. Please forgive me."

Wen Yujing put the flute on his lap: "It's okay."

Yan Jinhua looked around, unable to hide his envy: "I often hear Master say that this place is a blessed place in the fairy mountain. When I saw it today, it was as it should be."

Wen Yujing: "It's amazing. Yuguangtan is also a famous resort."

Yan Jinhua spared no effort to praise: "Practice here, and the cultivation base will definitely improve rapidly. No wonder the younger brother is so outstanding now."

Wen Yujing said coldly: "The excellence of Shujue has nothing to do with the environment. The senior brother once said that cultivation is all about one heart, not the environment."

Yan Jinhua: "..."

He suspected that Uncle Wen was not very good at chatting.Don't want to listen to good things?

And what ivory could that pedantic old man spit out?I have listened to all his preaching, and the left and right are just those three tricks, which are unseemly, lazy and embarrassing.

Every time I think of this, Yan Jinhua is very upset.

His good plan was forced to be scrapped because of a damn coincidence, otherwise, that nagging old man was just his own licking dog after all.

If you really want to talk about it, your own main system is just as useless!

The main appeal of this book-traveling system is to complete the world line of those books that are not badly written, have given birth to a certain amount of spirituality, but ended up being unfinished. The "progress value" earned will be converted into Energy, which can maintain the energy required for the operation of the system, and at the same time help the system to develop continuously, healthily and greenly.

Being accidentally selected by this system is really a wonderful thing for Yan Jinhua.

In real life, he is not bad for women, but because of his lazy personality, lack of pursuit, and mediocre career, he eventually becomes just one of the mediocre beings.

But Yan Jinhua is pretentious, and always feels unwilling. He wants to be the protagonist, and he wants to enjoy the feeling that everyone revolves around him.

This book threading system greatly meets his needs.

But there is still a fly in the ointment in this.

Just like all the ways to make a lot of money quickly are written in the criminal law, he wants to be the protagonist's dream, which is not recognized by the main system.

The charter issued by the main system clearly stipulates that when performing tasks, various methods can be used. The only purpose of everyone is to assist the protagonist to complete the world line and make the logic of the story self-consistent. However, in principle, the existing morality must be followed. Normative, can not be unscrupulous.

——After all, most of the systems and hosts chosen by the Chuanshu system are also human beings. Advocating anti-human complementation methods can easily lead to unstable factors, which is not conducive to the operation and long-term development of the system.

Fortunately, the main system gives hosts a high degree of freedom, and rarely asks about their progress.

And each person's progress bar is different: some are dedicated to correcting the villain protagonist, and the progress value is linked to the "justice degree"; If you are willing to be the younger brother, hold the protagonist's thigh tightly, and just finish the plot safely, the progress value will be linked to the "protagonist's luck value".

After careful study, Yan Jinhua reached an agreement with his own system:

He took the dark line of "capturing the protagonist's luck", which led to the correlation between "the protagonist's negative luck" and "progress value".

Relying on this skill, Yan Jinhua managed to thrive in the two worlds, eating delicious food and drinking spicy food, but he suffered greatly from Duan Shujue.

He worked hard for several years, and once he returned to before liberation, the progress bar was not only zero, but also lost a lot of treasures, and now he was overwhelmed by an "external intrusion" system, and his heart was shocked. It's not easy, turn to the main system for help, the main system is not going to kill him.

Yan Jinhua felt bitter.

It's not easy for him to tell the whole story of his coquettish operation to the main system, so in desperation, he came up with another clever plan.

Didn't the main system say that this "invasion system" didn't affect his mission progress, so he wouldn't intervene?

Then he will think of a way to make the system have to take care of it.

After all, he has been in this world for so many years, his skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and he has saved a lot of good things on hand.

Thinking of this, Yan Jinhua smiled slightly: "Little uncle, I often hear the master praise your sword, body, music, and elixir. You are all excellent. My swordsmanship is mediocre, and my physical skills are not bad. I don't know if I will be able to get my teacher today." Uncle give me some pointers?"

"You're welcome." Wen Yujing really caught the trick, put down the flute, stood up, tied up her hair with a hairband at will, walked to Yan Jinhua, and spread her palms flat, which was an extremely polite invitation Gesture, "Simple discussion, click to the end."

His demeanor and speech were mild, but there was a sense of refined violence.

Seeing that the two exchanged a few words and were about to discuss, Chi Xiaochi was not interested in watching any further, and got up and said, "Master, senior brother, I'll prepare some fungus soup for you."

...just to my liking.

Yan Jinhua showed a smile, rolled up his sleeves, and made a gesture of quiet palm.

He is not good at this, if he hadn't reluctantly used the most precious qi pills accumulated in the previous world to forcibly improve his cultivation and comprehension in a short period of time, he and Wen Yujing might not be able to make it.

Now, however, he is already in his own power.

The two moved their palms back and forth, and Yan Jinhua could clearly feel Wen Yujing's temptation to him at the beginning, then he was a little surprised, and then he took it seriously, with a hint of pleasure in his heart.

He needs to wait for an opportunity, and this opportunity can only be achieved by close contact with Wen Yujing.

Soon, the opportunity he wanted came.

Wen Yujing pushed out a palm, and Yan Jinhua received it with a palm. While dispelling the strength of the palm, he also pushed something silently into Wen Yujing's body along the Qi channel.

The Silk Poison Gu can cause paralysis, but it will never cause death.

Wen Yujing is not stupid, there is a trace of consternation in his eyes: "You..."

Yan Jinhua was not surprised.

With Wen Yujing's cultivation level, how could he not be aware of his own hands and feet?

But what he wanted was for Wen Yujing to be aware of it.

According to human design, Wen Yujing is a gentleman of glory, how can he not be angry now that someone is plotting against him like this?

As long as he is annoyed, Yan Jinhua will have ample room to play.

He withdrew his palm abruptly, just waiting for Wen Yujing to slap him with a palm, and he would not dodge or block him, and let the force of the palm rush back, vomiting blood and falling to the ground.

The Silk Poison Gu is fragile, once destroyed, it will be destroyed without a trace, even if it is investigated at that time, it will not be able to find out why.

There is no proof that he used Gu, but a senior uncle, who was sparring with the junior, beat him until he vomited blood. Isn't that justified?

In this way, he also has a ready-made argument on the system side.

This "invasion system" blatantly interfered with his completion of the task, and even deliberately targeted it. If he wanted to kill himself, he would be punished!

In this way, it would be outrageous for the main system to ignore it.

If luck is a bit better, the main system may directly remake this "invasion system" whose origin is unknown but actively harms its employees.

Banquet Jinhua has made full preparations.

The acting skills are not enough, the poses come together, and whoever falls first will be justified.

As he expected, after Wen Yujing came into contact with the poisonous Gu, he directly strangled it in his body with pure spiritual power, and immediately made a decisive move, striking Yan Jinhua's chest horizontally with his palm.

Yan Jinhua stood up straight and was beaten, and took the blow firmly.

... It's done!

But who would have thought that Wen Yujing didn't stop, after dropping a palm on his chest, he hooked his back ankle with his toes, lifted his body flying, turned his palm into a fist, and hit Yan Jinhua's face with one punch!

Yan Jinhua cried out in pain, only to feel that the nasal bone was attacked, tears flowed down, and the dark smile at the corner of his mouth was instantly distorted.

...Why didn't he stop? !

He fell to the ground and when he was dizzy, he was slapped three or four times on the face, causing his temples to tilt to the side. He instinctively waved his hands to resist, but his forearm was grabbed, Pulling it up on the ground, cutting it back behind him, twisting it suddenly, Yan Jinhua screamed again in pain, and his face turned blue instantly.

his hand--

Before the pain spread, Yan Jinhua was kicked again in the socket of the knee, his body uncontrollably fatigued, but he was forcibly pulled up and thrown to the ground.

A Haibian meal can accurately summarize what happened to Yan Jinhua in the next 5 minutes.

Wen Yujing's hands are steady and precise, the white clothes are flying like flowing clouds and flowing water, and his movements without any superfluous, elbows, palms, and legs are all used by him to the peak, and the muffled sound of flesh and blood is crisp and clear, which can be heard endlessly.

When Chi Xiaochi turned around with the snow fungus soup in his hands, the one-sided beating was over.

Seeing Yan Jinhua with a bruised nose and a swollen face on the ground, Chi Xiaochi was stunned for a few seconds before remembering to summon 061, excitedly wanting to ask for a gossip: "Mr. Six, Mr. Six, what's going on?"

061 said gently: "It seems that I deserve a beating, I was beaten."

Wen Yujing, who was standing beside Yan Jinhua, had loosened his long hair. He took the hair band and wiped his fingertips lightly. He couldn't hide his contempt in his words: "I hate people who cheat and cheat the most in my life. In a small competition, I actually play tricks." I will go to see my brother later, I want to ask him for an explanation, and ask him how he taught his disciples to look like this."

Chi Xiaochi thought, playing Gu skills in front of Wen Yujing, this is some kind of stupid operation.

Yan Jinhua, on the other hand, endured the pain of several fractures, grinning his teeth and screaming in his heart.

He didn't expect that Wen Yujing, who looked so gentle, would make such a deadly move!

If he was just beaten until he vomited blood, then he could still defend himself in front of Chi Yunzi, saying that his uncle had misunderstood him, but his mother surnamed Wen didn't play the cards according to the routine, and beat him seriously in one go, and then beat him to death. If you drag it out and say that he used dirty tricks during the sparring, no one will believe that he didn't use Gu.

However, Yan Jinhua managed to pull out a smile in the severe pain.

... Master, it seems that there is no way to explain it.

However, with my appearance, it is more than enough to go to the main system to file a complaint.