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At that time, in Shiyu Mountain, a group of tomb robbers mistakenly touched the seal, causing the thousand-year-old mountain ghost to be born. Anyone who entered Shiyu Mountain would never return, without exception.

The black Jiao wants to catch the mountain ghost and plunder its elixir, and the white shark wants to save his fellow disciples.So one pretended to be a scholar, the other pretended to be a swordsman, and pretended to pass by Shi Yushan and was captured. The two were just thrown into the same tiankeng, and they got together for three days and three nights.

Seeing this, Yan Jinhua recalled his unpleasant experience of chasing articles.

When the two were in prison, the black dragon was named Ming Ye, and he often played tricks, deliberately teasing the serious and gentle Duan Shujue. The author spent a lot of time describing this scholar named "Ming Ye" with first-class appearance and beautiful appearance. , the readers cheered up one after another, cursing that it is a clichéd old stalk for a woman to disguise herself as a man, and chasing after the article mesmerizingly, eagerly waiting for the author to strip off the vest of the girl "Ming Ye" and let him become the male protagonist's harem No.1.

After a few chapters, the author successfully robbed "Ming Ye" and personally proved that he was a genuine man with two dicks, at least one more than the readers present.

As soon as the update came out, the comment section went crazy.

Under the threat of readers abandoning the article, the author can only bite the bullet and revise the article.

The penis of the Black Flood Dragon has already grown, and even if you cleanse him, readers can’t erase the memory of him being a male from their minds, so the author had to cut the plot line of Shi Yushan, because everyone expressed that they didn’t want to The plot continues to develop, watching the protagonist become gay.

The author weakly stated in the comment area that the mountain ghost is actually a good story, don't you want to read it?

Except for a few people who think it doesn't matter, most people have expressed that they don't want to watch it, so fuck off.I spend money to read a section of the book, so you don't want to give me the hydrology.

Thus, the Shiyu mountain line was cut off in the middle, and the black Jiao and the white shark fought for the first time, because they didn't take this young and "pedantic" Taoist in their eyes, the black Jiao was defeated, and the white shark rescued the fairy sect Everyone, since then, they have become famous all over the world.

But readers are still upset.

Yan Jinhua asked in the comment area: Author, where is the thousand-year-old elixir of the mountain ghost, do you want it?No matter how bad it is, it would be OJBK to harvest the mountain ghost as a harem.

The author replied: This is not what Duan Shu absolutely should ask for.

Yan Jinhua was almost stunned by the breath of the white lotus that was blowing ten miles away, and she was so angry that she made several bad reviews, saying that the protagonist has become such a coward, so he should just go out and become a monk, or he can't see the two of them. The decorations used were chopped up and entered the palace as a eunuch.

Since then, the author has not responded in the comment area.

However, the cutting of the Shiyu mountain line directly led to the chaotic rhythm of the subsequent writing of "The Mermaid Immortal", but that is a later story, so I will not mention it for the time being.

the other side.

During the break between Chi Xiaochi's sword practice, 061 also took Chi Xiaochi to review this story.

It seems that Yan Jinhua's resentment towards this episode is really not small, so in his last life, he not only held the sword in the stone, bravely rushed to Shiyu Mountain, rescued all the fellow prisoners, but also upheld the righteousness, killed the mountain ghost, and sent the corpse Bringing it back, the pill fire was raging, and after 49 days of refining, a red heart stone was refined.

At that time, Duan Shujue was absorbed by Shi Zhongjian's spiritual power, but he didn't realize it. He devoted himself to practicing sword in Yuguangtan, ignorant of external affairs, and even didn't know that he had such a fate.

Chi Xiaochi commented on Yan Jinhua: "He is really a hero who can accomplish great things regardless of small details."

061 shook his head: "To a certain extent, he is a strong man." After all, not just anyone can pull down his face without burden and steal other people's lives.

061 added: "If he puts his energy on the right way, with his status as the second senior brother, even if he doesn't rub Duan Shujue, he can get lucky."

"Come on. Don't put a high hat on him." Chi Xiaochi said, "A person like this, expect him to learn? A rectum leads to the brain, and you can learn as much as you want."

061 laughed because of Chi Xiaochi's mouth, and asked, "What are you going to do now?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Practice the sword."

Doing what he wants to do for Duan Shujue is one of his main guiding ideologies for this service project.

And Duan Shujue really doesn't have many hobbies, nothing more than practicing swordsmanship and making friends.

... Now there may be an additional snake.

For a protagonist, perhaps it is too boring.

But this is the life that Duan Shujue loves so much, so I have the responsibility to help him lay a good foundation.

Chi Xiaochi picked up the sword in the stone.

Under the clear blue sky, a young man dances his sword in front of the water, surrounded by mist, point by point, light and free, just like the ink painting drawn by the master of Danqing.

"……wrong."

But soon, there was a sound of pointing not far from him.

Wen Yujing burns incense and sleeps on a high bed, holding a book in one hand, and her hair band is scattered on the wooden chair along with the black hair, showing the demeanor of a fairy from another world.

He stared at the pages of the book and said, "It's just between the eighth and ninth moves, there should be a change of breath."

Chi Xiaochi put away his sword posture, held the sword behind his back, and bowed slightly to salute: "Master, the sword manual handed down by our ancestors is very detailed, but it has never mentioned that there should be a change of breath here."

Wen Yujing turned a page of the book and said, "Then the sword manual is wrong. If you don't believe it, just compare it a few times."

061 has also been to the world of cultivating immortals before. He found that the so-called cultivating immortals is nothing more than cultivating the body and nourishing "Qi". , With spiritual power, one can fly into the sky and escape from the ground, omnipotent.

To put it bluntly, Jindan, Yuanying, Huashen, and Feisheng are all manifestations of Qi refining to a certain level.

For ordinary people, the so-called "Qi" is infinitely mysterious, and it takes decades, or even a hundred years, to obtain it.

For a system that is good at calculation, once the operation and arrangement of "Qi" are mastered, it is a collection of calculations of a bunch of 0s and 1s.

To put it bluntly, science can greatly advance the cause of cultivating immortals.

Just now, he just told Chi Xiaochi the most suitable cultivation method after calculating with a scientific algorithm.

Chi Xiaochi looked at him for a while, but didn't make a sound.

He thought of a summer vacation a long time ago, when he asked Lou Ying downstairs a big math problem.

Lou Ying was pinching a watch to do a set of physics papers, and when the finale was halfway through, Chi Xiaochi approached her.

He simply pointed out the calculation method, and Chi Xiaochi calculated it again and came up with an answer.

However, the standard answer given after the summer homework is completely different from the answer he calculated.

He said, "Hey, wrong."

Lou Ying didn't read the answer, but pulled his draft paper to look at it for a few seconds, then pushed it back: "Your answer is fine. The book is wrong."

Chi Xiaochi: "...Huh?"

Lou Ying has always been humble and polite to everyone, but he has a unique and gentle sense of strength when facing his field of expertise: "It's either a typo or a miscalculation. In short, it's not your fault."

Chi Xiaochi flipped through it, and sure enough, the answers on this entire page were all wrong.

He looked at Lou Ying with light in his eyes: "Brother Lou, you are too powerful."

Lou Ying smiled, and gladly received the compliment, proofread the calculation process on the draft paper, filled in the answers to the test paper, turned off the timer with more than 40 seconds left, turned around and asked Chi Xiaochi: "Playing games?"

Chi Xiaochi turned his back, seeing Wen Yujing's appearance when he was studying just now.

Trying to erase that image from his mind's image of the man, he took off his shoes and jumped into the water.

Sharks are good at controlling water, walking on water without getting their socks wet.As for the merman's swordsmanship, only when practiced beside the beautiful water of the spiritual spring can it be more effective with half the effort.

He twisted the sword into a beautiful sword flower, and placed it flat on the palm of his hand, which was exactly the starting posture of the eighth form.

And Wen Yujing on the shore was holding a scroll, and when Chi Xiaochi turned his back to him, he got up and walked slowly, arranging the shoes that Chi Xiaochi had taken off by the lake.

Ever since joining Wen Yujing, Chi Xiaochi's daily life has been practicing swords and raising cats.

After getting along for a long time, he also gradually understood Wen Yujing's habits.

Similar to the modern puppet cat, he is elegant, easy-going and gentle, and never lets Chi Xiaochi out of his sight. He likes to observe secretly, lazy and sleepy. He loves his bamboo recliner the most, and can't wait to carry it on his back with the sword.

After turning back into a cat body, he is particularly clingy, likes to be hugged, especially likes to be touched on the back, and will reveal his belly when he feels comfortable, without any pretensions of a master.

Chi Xiaochi once suspected that he ran to the Sword Club just to find a pleasing tickle to scratch his eyes.

In the end, he got Duan Shujue. Not only did he find a caring excrement shoveler for himself, but he also sucked fish along the way, killing two birds with one stone.

Before Chi Xiaochi touched the cat for the first time, he said, "Master, this is too presumptuous."

Wen Yujing lay on top of him, sweeping her tail comfortably, not afraid of being offended.

Chi Xiaochi would like to follow his teacher's order to pet the cat.

A small soft ball, it feels first-class when you roll it up, and the after-sales service is guaranteed, so you don't have to worry about being bitten.

But as a fish, Chi Xiaochi can't fully enjoy the joy of petting cats, and always feels that he will be sucked back if he is not careful.

His master is obviously very satisfied with his new apprentice, and he has to sleep with him every day.

Chi Xiaochi felt that this was not a normal and healthy master-student relationship, so one day after coaxing his master to sleep, he went back to the lake, melted into a fish tail, and lay down on a rock, wanting to be a quiet mermaid.

As a result, when he woke up in the middle of the night, he found that his master was sleeping soundly on his fish tail, with a large fish scale in his four paws, which was used as a bedding.

Chi Xiaochi lost all sleep in an instant.

Chi Xiaochi, who couldn't sleep, chatted with 061, discussing whether Wen Yujing regarded him as an apprentice, as a pillow, or as a food reserve.

061 said: "He just likes you very much."

Chi Xiaochi said: "I know. I also like hairy crabs very much, especially the kind with a lot of yellow and fat."

061 couldn't help laughing: "There should be all kinds."

Chi Xiaochi: "What does 'everything has' mean?"

061 said: "It means to treat you as everything."

Chi Xiaochi: "..."

He supported the rock with both hands, looked at the kitten sleeping peacefully under his scales, and thought of the dog meat that he always joked about braised.

061 said: "There is still some time before dawn, sleep a little longer."

Chi Xiaochi: "Can't sleep."

061 said: "Then watch a movie?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Look."

Therefore, 061 chose a huge jade screen on the other side of the lake as a projection screen, and played an open-air movie under the moonlight.The movie is a foreign ocean documentary, and there are no subtitles. The person on the screen reads a sentence, and 061 translates a sentence at the same time. Not long after, Chi Xiaochi fell asleep lying on the rock.

061 turned off the movie and said goodnight softly.

The kitten in his arms opened his eyes, and took a few gentle glances at his beloved before continuing to fall asleep.

A breeze blows through the center of the lake, making the leaves of sycamore trees dyed blue rustle.

Except for occasional troubles, the master and apprentice get along fairly happily.

After three months, Chi Yunzi came to the door and explained the strange things about Shi Yushan in detail.

He wanted to guard Jingxu Peak, so he needed capable disciples to go up and investigate the situation. Among the young generation, Chi Yunzi counted and found that there was only one paragraph left, which was definitely not suitable.

Chi Xiaochi agreed on Duan Shujue's behalf, and read "The Mermaid Immortal" again in private.

In "The Mermaid Immortal", due to very real reasons in the world, the story about the mountain ghost has not been elaborated, so neither Yan Jinhua nor Chi Xiaochi can open the perspective of God.

The only information they know is that the mountain ghost is female and has lived for at least a thousand years.

During the serialization, many readers speculated whether Duan Shujue wanted to collect stamps and accept her as a harem when he left her alive.

In the later period, the author made Shangui appear in the update, and gave Duan Shujue some freshly brewed wine, and specially wrote that she looks mediocre, except for a pair of lake-like eyes that raised the overall score, she can barely be considered handsome.

Now, the readers thought that the author deliberately slapped them in the face, and made a fuss in the comment area again.

Not long after, the author felt sad and dropped the article, and there was nothing more to say.

Chi Xiaochi really wanted to know what this mountain ghost that existed in the author's imagination looked like.

But Yan Jinhua looked forward to it more than Chi Xiaochi.

Of course it was impossible for him to fall directly into Shiyu Mountain when performing missions with other senior brothers as written in the book. The second group of people from Jingxu Peak were also in Shiyu Mountain, and when they heard that Chi Yunzi had gone to Huishou Peak, they immediately stuck to the door.

The plan has changed, so should his strategy.

The mountain ghost is indeed a piece of fat. He is definitely a gentleman and a saint. He can't bear to kill him. He can always go up and rub it.

Even if he is not strong enough to kill a mountain ghost, as a thousand-year-old monster, there must always be some treasures around her.

Chi Yunzi couldn't help being surprised when he heard that the second apprentice, who was always lazy, made such a request: "What's the use of you going?"

Yan Jinhua knew how to be a human being, and he didn't say any nonsense about saving his classmates and righteousness in the world, and said: "Return to Master, after all, I have spent a period of time with Junior Brother Duan, and I haven't seen Junior Brother Duan for a long time. It is a good time to go out, I have refined some medicine pills here, it is not precious, but it is also a wish, and I hope Master will fulfill it."

What he said was sincere and reasonable, and it was rare for the naughty disciples to ask for a mission. Chi Yunzi thought about it for a moment, and agreed.

Hearing this name, Yan Jinhua almost vomited blood: "...Wen...Little Master Uncle is going too?"

Chi Yunzi said: "He is partial to his new disciple, he is afraid that something will happen to him, so he said he wants to go with him."

Wen Yujing snatched Duan Shujue and his orb, which also made Yan Jinhua dislike him.

In private, the system gave Yan Jinhua an order: "Host, Duan Shujue is now his disciple, and it is a certainty, but the orb must be returned."

Without the system reminding, Yan Jinhua already had this intention.

Even if Wen Yujing hid the orb, he would still try to get it back, at worst, he would lie about having circumstantial evidence to see it, not afraid of his denial.

But even if he is as invulnerable as Yan Jinhua, Wen Yujing would not have imagined that Wen Yujing would decorate the Dinghai pearl with silver and inlay it directly into the hilt of Duan Shujue's sword in the stone.

Yan Jinhua: ...Fuck me.

This feeling of returning things to their original owners can be said to be quite bad and disgusting to Yan Jinhua, as if all the efforts he made by jumping up and down were turned into futile efforts, and everything he quietly obtained from Duan Shujue will be lost. Return it to Duan Shujue in other forms.

He forced himself to calm down, smiled and gave away the precious medicine pill that had been stored for a long time.

He refined this medicine pill in his own space, sucked up the spiritual energy, and he kept some of it for himself, and the rest was intended to be an excuse to say goodbye to Duan Shujue, and he did not intend to actually give it away.

Duan Shujue, just like his gentlemanly persona, took the initiative to decline: "Why bother brother Yan?"

Yan Jinhua smiled, but his eyes glanced at the sword in the stone on his waist: "Why should you be polite to Brother Yan? It's not a rare thing, since it's given to you, just keep it."

Who would have thought that, before Duan Shujue could reject it a second time, Wen Yujing took the medicine pill, examined it carefully, and said in a gentle and calm tone: "He is right, it is indeed not a treasure, But anyway, it’s a wish, so just accept it.”

Yan Jinhua: "..."

With Master's approval, Duan Shujue thanked him, and naturally put the medicine pill in his pocket.

Yan Jinhua could see clearly that when he unwrapped the bag, it was filled with golden medicine pills, and the aura overflowed, and one was stronger than his six.

He even heard his own system gasp.

...Yan Jinhua experienced the fear of Wang Kai being hit in the face by Shi Chong hanging him from a coral tree more than three feet high.

061 said it was just a normal operation.

He doesn't know alchemy, but he has seen top-quality pills from Chi Yunzi. After analysis, it can be proved that alchemy is not difficult. It is probably a combination of some metal elements and inorganic medicines such as oxides, sulfides, and chlorides. Sieve to remove excess mercury, use the stone powder ground from the unique Sanji stone in Jingxufeng as the main raw material, add "gas" with a purity of more than 98%, and add a simple summation formula of geometric series, The calculated Σ is the volume of "Qi", which is refined and concentrated, and poured into the pill.

The essence of the so-called scientific cultivation of immortals lies in this. If you study mathematics, physics and chemistry, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world.

The three of them disguised themselves and prepared to go on the road.

Duan Shujue is a young swordsman, and Wen Yujing is Duan Shujue's sword bearer. The two of them match each other, and they are both extraordinary, which makes Duan Shujue a bit extravagant, like a prince in a palace. The little prince who sneaked out, dreaming of being a hero, was worried by his family, so he sent his master to follow him with his sword in his arms.

In contrast, Yan Jinhua seemed extraordinarily redundant.

Yan Jinhua didn't care about this, his eyes were fixed on the orb all the time, and he was gnashing his teeth and chatting hard all the way. When he reached the boundary of Shiyu Mountain and fell in the mountains, Yan Jinhua pretended to be surprised that he found the stone in the stone. The accessories on the sword: "Shujue, the accessories on your sword look familiar."

The orb has been properly kept by Yan Jinhua, and Duan Shujue has never seen it.

Duan Shujue lowered his head, caressed the orb lightly, slightly puzzled: "This thing is given to me by Master."

Yan Jinhua said with a smile: "Coincidentally, this is very similar to the beads I lost in the Jingxu Sword Gathering."

Under the crazy suggestion of such strength, Wen Yujing really reacted.

He said: "More than ten years ago, I found this object in a sea area. I don't know where you got the pearl?"

Yan Jinhua: "..."

How did he know that he got this thing in the sea?

Could it be that there are two orbs?Or... is he implying something to himself?Does he know something?

Yan Jinhua, who originally wanted to claim the bead, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Wen Yujing smiled, and said: "The road is facing the sky, each has its own opportunity, and it is common sense that things are similar."

Yan Jinhua tasted these words carefully, and a sentence of Gan Linniang was about to come out.

Isn't this fucking a hooligan who beat him to death and refused to admit it?Why are you talking about picking up beads early, you obviously don't want to return them, just talking nonsense!

The road is full of bullshit, if you pick it up, it's yours?Shameless!

Under Yan Jinhua's righteous indignation, he even scolded himself.

But he has nothing to do with Wen Yujing. No one has seen him use this bead. Even Duan Shujue doesn't know the existence of this bead. How can he prove that the orb once belonged to him?

Being attacked by a move he was familiar with, Yan Jinhua was disgusted and helpless.

The three of them turned around the mountain, looking for it, but they couldn't find the mountain ghost.

And behind the three of them, a small black snake with mottled scales and colorful scales under the sunlight walked silently along the tree, its golden eyes fixed on Wen Yujing's back, and spit out bright red snake letters.

Is that what others said, Xiaoyu's new master?

It doesn't look like much either.