Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Duan Shujue, the male protagonist of "The Mermaid Immortal", was successfully robbed of his luck by Yan Jinhua, the book wearer, framed as a demon, refined into a shark pill, and died.

And Yan Jinhua believes that he finally became a fairy and became a well-deserved protagonist. Of course, he has to spend a few more years of happy life here to be enough.

A few days later, a young man in black came to the foot of the peak, claiming that he was an old friend of Duan Shu, and wanted to beg for bones to return to his hometown, and hoped that he would be granted.

The person who had heard the report said that Yan Jinhua couldn't guess who was coming. He sneered and sent someone to pass on the message: "Since you are begging for a corpse, you must show some sincerity."

He knows the development of the storyline, and also knows that this "black snake" is actually a scorpion, who will become a dragon in 500 years and become a dragon in another 500 years, so he did the same as he did with Duan Shujue, and set up a trap to seriously injure him. , Take it back to the mountains to raise it, and hope that one day, there will be a dragon on the saddle to be the younger brother, wouldn't it be beautiful?

Who would have thought that snakes are really unfamiliar things, after eating his fairy fruit, drinking his spiritual spring, and cultivated a kung fu stronger than other snakes, they left without saying goodbye, and pretended not to know each other when they saw each other again. Really hateful.

As the protagonist, he should teach the snake some lessons.

Soon, Yamashita replied: "What kind of sincerity do you want?"

He replied, "Do you know what kowtowing is?"

The so-called long head kowtow is a way of worshiping Buddha for sincere Tibetan Buddhist believers.

Yan Jinhua requested that Ye Jiming set out from the foot of the mountain, knocking every three steps, and every knock must be as long as his body and head, and his five bodies must be thrown to the ground.

Whenever you encounter a river, you have to kowtow on the bank with your head as wide as the river before you can wade through it.

The reason for Yan Jinhua is also sufficient: Duan Shujue lied to his teacher, was ungrateful, had a fault with Jingxu Peak, and was a sinner of Jingxu Peak. Since Ye Jiming is his best friend, if he can easily take him away, then he is a How will the future master of Jingxu Peak explain to everyone in Jingxu Peak?

Ye Jiming didn't ask anyone to send any more messages, he flicked his sleeves, lifted the bottom of his robe, and bowed down.

The main peak of Jingxu Peak, you have to cross the three peaks to reach the main entrance.

Without saying a word, Ye Jiming paid homage to three mountains and arrived at the main gate after half a month.

Chi Yunzi also heard about this.

He only knew that Ye Jiming was a scorpion, and he was expected to cultivate the righteous way. Seeing that he was a man of love and righteousness when he kowtowed up the mountain, he called Yan Jinhua and asked him to give him the bones of Duan Shujue.

Yan Jinhua agreed with all his mouth, and secretly smiled in his heart.

Duan Shujue had no bones left, and all of them were reduced to ashes in a raging fire.

Ye Ming's obeisance is also a vain obeisance, when the time comes, it will be empty to make him happy.

Half a month later, Ye Jiming arrived at the gate of the mountain, Yan Jinhua invited him into the mountain, entered the alchemy pavilion, and showed him in a grand manner, and regretted that the gossip furnace was too busy, and the little fish he was thinking about had long been wiped out.

Ye Jiming's face remained normal, he walked around the Alchemy Pavilion, then said goodbye and went down the mountain.

Ye Jiming didn't fly away, but went down the mountain on foot.

He was thinking about the past in a trance, twirling in his hand the fish scale string that Duan Shujue gave him.

He remembered that when he got the fish scale string back then, he was quite disgusted for a while: "What is this? You can't rub it down for nothing, right?"

Duan Shu never laughed at him for being rude, he has always been so gentle: "Don't you like it?"

Ye Jiming snorted: "I don't like it."

"Take it now." Duan Shujue said, "In the future, you can exchange it with me for a good thing."

Ye Jiming's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Duan Shujue: "A gentleman has a word."

Ye Jiming walked all the way, blood dripped from his palm all the way.

...You bastard, you should live a good life for me.

Leaving the range of Jingxu Peak, Ye Jiming finally couldn't bear it anymore, and spurted out a mouthful of blood.

As a dragon family, love and hate are fierce.There is no such thing as liking a little bit and hating a little bit.

The person he likes is his.

Correspondingly, causing him to lose the person he loves forever is Ye Jiming's lifelong enemy.

Five years later, Ye Jiming practiced the method of burning his body against the sky, and before he became a jellyfish, he immediately went to Shangyan Jinhua, burned all the five mountains of Jingxu Peak with the jellyfish fire, and almost cut off Yan Jinhua's arm.

He spoke wildly, saying, the disaster of quietness starts from oneself.

He captured Jingxu's disciples, but he didn't kill them, he just imprisoned them in the tiankeng where he lived, and sealed their spiritual power.

He didn't kill innocent people, Xiaoyu was besieged and killed, because everyone didn't know his identity; besides, he had no reason to kill indiscriminately, he was so stupid that he drew all the sects in the world to be his enemies.

Five years ago, he could endure humiliation in order to obtain Xiaoyu's body; five years later, he could bear the killing intent to avenge Xiaoyu.

He, Ye Jiming, was never a reckless man.

I caught Jing Xufeng alone, if you ignore me, that's fine, I'll catch hundreds or even thousands, and if I want them to live, I'll hand them over to Yan.

But Yan Jinhua always occupies the righteous name, and holds the sword in the stone in his hand, with a thousand-year sword intent, how can he not do anything to a dragon that has just become powerful?

Yan Jinhua was furious, determined not to give life to this wolf-hearted man, and only lamented his bad luck. He obviously wanted to accept a younger brother, but who would have thought it was a story about a farmer and a snake.

He reluctantly contributed the shark pill that he planned to collect as a trophy, and made it into a hidden weapon. He took the opportunity to seriously injure Ye Zhiming, and led the way, successfully forcing him to the edge of the cliff.

Yan Jinhua looked at the black dragon, who was supposed to be powerful in the original text, with disheveled hair on his temples, standing alone in the strong wind, and described it as a mess, he couldn't help but feel happy.

In the original book "The Merman Immortal", this is a wild and unrestrained wild dragon. A day when Jiao fights for the white shark?

Yan Jinhua raised his voice and said: "Heijiao, you have done a lot of evil, and you will kill me if you don't let go?"

Ye Jiming looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "My surname is Yan, I don't know how to write the word restraint! If you restrain my hands, may restrain my heart?"

He was already exhausted, knowing that he would end this battle, instead he flicked the blood-stained fish scales in his hands: "If you want my life, I will be here, but Duan Shu is definitely wronged! Really wronged! If what I said is true Really, the blood on the neck is three feet, please splash the cliff, the blood color will not fade, and it will not die for a hundred years!"

Yan Jinhua knew that Ye Jiming was at the end of his strength, so he ignored it and waved his hands to signal the disciples to come forward.

Being the boss has such advantages, you don't have to do it yourself, you can have thousands of horses and horses working for him with a little movement of your mouth, it's just that the book is too stupid to use it.

Yan Jinhua pretended to be a tall man, standing with his hands behind his back, listening to the sound of fighting, his heart was full of disdain.

"The Mermaid Immortal" is an upgraded version without CP. The male protagonist Duan Shujue was born as a mermaid. When he was 12 years old, his parents were hunted and killed by a monster. , named Shujue, the immortal taught him the way of benevolence, and also taught him to repay grievances directly, taught him swordsmanship and heart formula, helped him melt his legs, and then walked away lightly.

Duan Shu must have attained enlightenment, please go up the mountain, and Jingxu Peak is his first choice.

At the Jingxu Sword Meeting, he rushed all the way to the inner circle of the seven formations, and grabbed the hilt of the sword in the stone.

As soon as he grasped it, he felt a familiar breath rushing straight to the top of his skull, and suddenly he became calm, and someone's voice sounded in his mind, explaining the origin of this sword to him.

... This sword is the sword of the Taoist companion of the founder of Jingxu Peak, and this Taoist companion is actually a merman from Guixu.

The sword in the stone is hammered from the bottom of the sea, which is suitable for the physique of the merman. Only when the blood of the merman drips on it can the sword in the stone be pulled out.

This sword is most suitable for the merman's physique, so it is best for merman to use it. Even if others get it by accident, they need to constantly absorb the merman's aura to make the sword in the stone work normally.

After Duan Shujue got the sword, he didn't dare to specialize in it, so he went to Chi Yunzi, confessed his identity, and explained the ins and outs of the sword.

Chi Yunzi thought over and over again, and decided to keep him and accept him as his disciple.

In the original book, Chi Yunzi's second disciple, who is not very talented, is a person who has almost no sense of existence. Pinch up.

In "The Mermaid Immortal Lord", there are all such boring good guys, and there are no brainless villains who can be easily beaten. Even Duan Shujue's old enemy, Ye Jiming, is also a chic and wanton young man. Xie, and Duan Shujue both appreciate each other, but cannot agree with each other.

Being able to pinch them for so many years for such a fucking reason, Yan Jinhua felt that both of them had brain problems.

For Yan Jinhua, "The Mermaid Immortal" has more than one flaw. When he read this article, he sneered the whole time.

What's the point of being alive if he's the protagonist of a goddamn fairy tale, if he doesn't become black, and doesn't accept the harem?

A few years after Duan Shujue became a fairy king, when he met the monsters who killed his parents back then, he actually only killed those monsters who personally harmed people, instead of killing the whole family of monsters when he was capable?

It's just like a virgin whore.

No wonder it was so confused on the Internet that the author's data was so bad that he didn't finish the update. In addition, there was something wrong with the third dimension, so he simply cut off the update.

Yan Jinhua's task is to fill in the endings of these pitfalls.

In his opinion, this is simply the happiest thing.

Especially in "The Merman Immortal", he gained more than a little bit of happiness?

Seize the halo of the protagonist, let the fairy-like and coercive protagonist worship him, beg for mercy, even ask for sex, cry under his body, and even be forced to repeat "Duan Shu's absolute love banquet Jinhua" over and over again, this How can this kind of extreme happiness be summed up in a few words?

While enjoying the pleasure at Yan Jinhua, the battle over there was also coming to an end.

After all, Ye Jiming was only one person, he had dismissed the little demon before coming, and had no intention of dragging the others down.

But those disciples came in waves, as if they would never stop.

During the battle, Ye Jiming's throat was cut off with a sword, blood spattered a foot, and he fell off the cliff.

However, what is miraculous is that the dragon's blood sprayed from his neck actually stained the mountain wall red, the blue color was deep and deep, turning the mountain stone into the color of blood jade.

Yan Jinhua secretly laughed, with whom are you playing Dou E's injustice here?

After all, they're just two stupid paper men.

He led his disciples and walked away.

Little did he know that Ye Jiming's soul was not instantly wiped out like Duan Shujue's.

He was pulled into another world by a huge force.

"Read the entropy value...the entropy value reaches the standard..."

"Hi sir, may I ask, do you want to join the revenge system?"

Ye Jiming didn't understand what he was talking about, but with the situation in front of him, and the word "revenge" was mentioned, he thought it was a trick set up by some boring fairy, so he opened his mouth and said, "It's good if you can get revenge. It's just that What do you want me to pay?"

Ye Jiming shook his head after hearing those detailed rules, "Forget? I don't want him to forget. I don't want him to live in a daze for the rest of his life. You have to bring him back to life."

The speaker felt a little helpless to Ye Jiming's request: "The rules are like this... If you have his consciousness left in your hand, I can transfer it to my colleague for you."

Ye Jiming stroked the string of fish scales in his hand, a little bit reluctant, but he still gritted his teeth and handed it out: "Here. Here it is."

Back then when he knelt up the mountain, he only caught this disheartened remnant soul near the Eight Diagrams Furnace in the Alchemy Pavilion, and he lodged it in the bracelet.

Over the years, he has always cherished it carefully. When the pain of cultivation was unbearable, he touched the bracelet, and he felt much better physically and mentally.

The person who called himself "System" took the bracelet and warned Ye Jiming kindly: "Are you sure? Give him the control, what should he do if he still has feelings for that person?"

"I'm watching from the side, he dares."

"...You want to keep your memory too?"

Ye Jiming: "It's natural."

Is the "system" guilty: "I'm afraid it won't work...I'm afraid it will change the rules of the system. I don't have this authority. I have to write a report to the supervisory agency."

Ye Jiming was stunned for a moment, thinking that this matter would not work, he said: "Forget it, just let him remember."

That "system" is used to hosts who change their minds too much, Ye Jiming thought that Duan Shu would never hate, but if Duan Shu never hated, or didn't hate enough, and was coaxed by that scumbag with a few words, then what would happen? what to do?

It tentatively asked: "In case he refuses to take revenge..."

"That's his business." Ye Jiming said, "It's my business to keep him alive."

The "system" was a little moved, and said, "Then let me ask for you, maybe there will be a turning point."