Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Hearing this, Chi Xiaochi really wanted to accompany these children, Amway and Gan Yu, to accompany Yuan Benshan of Qinling in the infirmary:

Come and take a look at this Mr. Yuan, the thin skin has eighteen pleats, which is perfect for dinner.

Thinking about it, when Liu Chengyin was at a loss, he took the initiative to walk in.

The brats in the room turned their eyes to look at him, and when they realized that it was him, they all shut their mouths obediently.

The loudest quarrel just now was a little fat man who often followed Liu Chengyin and shouted that he was hungry.

Of course, now he is a teddy bear in Chi Xiaochi's eyes.

Chi Xiaochi pinpointed him, and directly called his name: "Ma Qing."

The teddy bear was taken aback for a moment, moved its fleshy buttocks on the chair, and responded in a daze, "Huh?"

"Stand up when talking to the teacher."

The little teddy bear obediently stood up.

Chi Xiaochi squatted down on one knee in front of the little teddy bear, just at eye level with him.

He asked, "Why did you take the lead in making trouble?"

The little teddy bear touched the bridge of his nose, a little embarrassed.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and refined his question: "Why do you want to eat the teacher?"

"Because a teacher said that I'm so fat and hungry all the time. I'm sick. There are monsters eating my intestines." When the little fat man spoke, the flesh on his face trembled, but the logic was still clear. , "Why do monsters eat me? It must be because I am delicious. Teacher, what does a person taste like?"

Chi Xiaochi: "...Which bastard said this?"

He let out an "ah", tilted his head, and said in a little confusion, "I don't remember."

Children often have a blank mind, they can't remember who splashed ink on them, but the ink will stay on them.

Over time, the ink stains spread, and the white paper also changed color.

The little teddy bear licked his mouth: "Ms. Liu is delicious, it must be delicious when cooking."

Liu Chengyin's cheeks trembled slightly.

Fortunately, she had already sorted out her thoughts, resisted the urge to run away, and did not show any fear, but shook her head helplessly.

Chi Xiaochi stood up: "Who else wants to try?"

The noisy children just now were much quieter, only a few little hands were raised up, their eyes were full of knowledge, and chills shivered down the spine.

"stand up."

Now, two children put their hands down silently, and the remaining three or four looked at each other, stood up slowly, and rubbed the corners of their clothes uneasily.

Chi Xiaochi crossed his hands and said, "Don't you want to eat people, so first bite yourself and eat meat."

Children: "..." Boom.

Chi Xiaochi looked at the little teddy bear and waited for the bear: "Why are you standing there, bite."

Tears welled up in Ma Qing's eyes: "Teacher, I know I was wrong."

Chi Xiaochi counted the heads again: "You, you, and you, you guys don't eat. Go stand in the corner."

A few ghost children who had just put all their energy into acting as demons stood in a row, still arrogance, sobbing and wiping tears, the scene was like a kindergarten in the real world.

A few typical examples were found, and the rest were as quiet as chicken cubs, and started to eat.

Chi Xiaochi walked up to Liu Chengyin, glanced at the twitching brats out of the corner of his eyes, and lowered his voice: "I'll go out in a while, and I'll bring them some food."

Suddenly, Liu Chengyin looked at Chi Xiaochi with trust.

"Remember, don't take too much. One bun is ok. The other children are still watching. If a classmate makes a mistake and is punished and still eats a good one, think about what they will do next."

As soon as the subject changed, Chi Xiaochi comforted her: "...Don't worry, don't be afraid of him. They will like you if you give them food behind my back."

Liu Chengyin swallowed, and nodded seriously.

Chi Xiaochi walked in the direction he had come.

Combining the farce last night and the situation he observed and learned just now, Chi Xiaochi had a bad association.

Walking back to Gan Tang's side, he whispered something to her, Gan Tang nodded, and stood by Liu Chengyin's side, with a great sense of protection.

Liu Chengyin looked at her, but she responded with a gentle smile, brushed her long hair, and her eyes were calm and reliable that "everything depends on me".

Liu Chengyin thought that when she slept with Gan Yu last night, she had been concerned about Song Chunyang's safety.

Gan Yu's attitude was very indifferent: "It's okay. With my sister here, he will be safe."

Thinking of this, Liu Chengyin's heart was completely settled.

And Chi Xiaochi signaled Tian Guangbing to follow him with his eyes.

Tian Guangbing glanced at Liu Chengyin worriedly, and found that she was in good condition, and Gan Tang was by her side, so he calmed down and followed Chi Xiaochi.

Chi Xiaochi went up to the third floor and entered the small warehouse.

In addition to storing some groceries, there are seven or eight freezers in the warehouse, which store a large amount of meat, eggs, vegetable milk, and all kinds of ingredients are inexhaustible, so they don't need to go out to buy.

Chi Xiaochi rummaged through boxes and boxes to find something.

Tian Guangbing praised sincerely: "Brothers, you are amazing."

Chi Xiaochi is not modest either: "Don't say it's useless. Come and help me find something."

Tian Guangbing: "What?"

Just as Chi Xiaochi was about to speak, he found what he wanted.

He dragged out a stack of small cardboard boxes from the corner and dusted off the dust: "We can't let them lead us by the nose. We have to find something for these brats to do."

In the morning, Chi Xiaochi stopped their two classes on his own initiative, and took all the children to the playground to attend the planting class, which was taught by him.

The soil was dug fresh, and the seeds were exchanged by him with Yuan Benshan's favorability in the omnipotent system warehouse.

Each child has a small shovel, half a box of black mud, and five cabbage seeds.

Chi Xiaochi held up the seeds in his hands: "Look, what is this? By the way, these are the seeds of plants...Who said melon seeds?! Stand up and I'll water you with crab roe and melon seeds."

The children rattled happily.

He taught the children to recognize the seeds of cabbage, loofah, pumpkin and spinach, and taught them to plant five cabbage seeds in the box one by one and water them.

Bobo stared intently at the place where the seeds were planted, and rubbed his little fingers back and forth on the soil surface with extreme caution.

She asked Chi Xiaochi expectantly: "Teacher, when will the seeds germinate?"

Chi Xiaochi said: "If you take good care of them, they will germinate in one to two days, and when the vegetables grow, you can dig them out and cook them."

Hearing this, the croissant braid on the side immediately nervously cupped her little hands to protect the seed she had just planted.

Little boy A protested: "We don't eat vegetables! It will keep growing, very tall, as tall as a tree!"

The little boy B beside him also said: "We will grow up with it, grow and grow, and it will be taller than a tree in the future."

A immediately became determined to win or lose: "My food must be higher than yours."

B: "I am taller."

A: "My food is higher."

B: "It hasn't grown yet."

A swears to the death that he will defend the honor of the cabbage he planted with his own hands: "It's taller than you."

Children have small hearts, and as long as their minds get caught up in something, they will become extra focused.

They didn't continue to emit that horrible stench anymore, fearing that they would smell the flowers and plants, they lay on the side of the box, staring intently, and whispered "Why haven't they grown yet?"

Chi Xiaochi retreated to the side, stood side by side with Gan Tang, and took another glance at Tian Guangbing and Liu Chengyin, the young couple.

They stood at a distance, still seeming to be reeling from the serious injury of their friend.

It was a coincidence to meet teammates like Liao Wu and Tan Yue in the last world, who would have thought it would be like this in this world.

This had to make Chi Xiaochi suspicious.

These people still have basic qualities and common sense. It is reasonable and reasonable to regard "obedience" as a customs clearance requirement at the beginning of the mission, but the psychological endurance and adaptability are really...

Gan Tang turned sideways and whispered to him, with Ruan Nong Jiangnan's accent, it sounded very comfortable: "I've asked for you. The most difficult world Liu Chengyin and the others encountered was in the previous world, where they were cut off by a serial killer. Chased by the ghost of the throat murderer."

Chi Xiaochi: "Yes. What about the customs clearance mechanism."

Gan Tang said: "The scope is one block. The female murderer will continue to chase them, and they just need to dodge. The task time is one week. That's it."

Chi Xiaochi: "..." Is it so hardcore?

Chi Xiaochi asked again: "Special abilities of ghosts?"

Gan Tang: "No. She has a physical body, can run as fast as a normal human, can't pass through walls, can't climb stairs with bare hands, and there are restrictions at the beginning, and she can't locate it. It wasn't until the last day that the female ghost was activated. Positioning mechanism, killed two people in other alliances."

Seeing that Chi Xiaochi didn't want to ask any more questions, she asked back: "Are you suspecting something by asking me about the most difficult world they have lived in?"

Chi Xiaochi raised his hand to touch his eyes, and said softly: "...No, just asking."

When passing through the eighth world, Chi Xiaochi already had doubts in his heart.

The thinking of Liao Wu and his party is completely linear, if there is a ghost, they will kill it, and when facing "Guan Qiaoqiao", they are terribly imaginary, and they are extremely afraid of her. It's just a little bit better than normal people.

If they only met once, Chi Xiaochi would think that they were lucky enough to get to this point.

However, the trio of college students in the Ninth World, with their poor reactions and weak abilities when encountering danger, made chance become inevitable.

Chi Xiaochi became more and more skeptical that what the others did might not be the same level of difficulty as what Song Chunyang and his team did.

Xi Lou also thought of many questions that he had never thought of before under Chi Xiaochi's reminder, so he couldn't help but remain silent.

Chi Xiaochi asked him: "How difficult is the mission of the host you brought before?"

"I...haven't paid attention to the difficulty of missions before." Xi Lou smiled wryly, "Let's put it this way, I have taken care of thirteen people, and their psychological endurance is generally at least three or four times worse than that of Liu Chengyin and the others. See Most of them died in the second or third world. The only one who survived to the eighth world, in terms of psychological quality, was similar to Tian Guangbing and the others. The reason why I didn’t pay attention to it The difficulty of the task is because most of them will be scared to death by their own imagination, and it is enough to appease them."

Chi Xiaochi asked again: "After all, you have brought many hosts. Is the difficulty of the mission world experienced by Song Chunyang no different from theirs?"

Xi Lou's heart skipped a beat.

really……

But he hadn't noticed it at all before, and didn't even think about it carefully.

There is no other reason, he stayed with Song Chunyang, and almost shared the vision with Song Chunyang, so everything he saw was what Song Chunyang saw.

Song Chunyang can see ghosts, and he is proficient in a lot of metaphysics. For him, those missions are terrifying, but they are only scary.

Take the ghosts in the sixth world book as an example, how difficult is it for Song Chunyang?

He can see which book the female ghost is hiding in, which is equivalent to holding the gold medal for avoiding death, and it is not worth being afraid of at all.

However, Xi Lou jumped out of the limitation of thinking now, and when he looked back, he was horrified.

If Song Chunyang hadn't stepped forward, it would be a dead end with a high possibility of group destruction.

Xi Lou murmured, "What do you mean by asking that?"

Although it was a question sentence, he already had the answer in his heart.

Chi Xiaochi looked thoughtful.

To talk about the difference between Song Chunyang and ordinary people, there is only a pair of yin and yang eyes.

As Xi Lou said, the system of this world runs automatically according to all the programs set in advance by the Lord God.

If the performance of the task is compared to an exam, and everyone is a well-behaved, ordinary candidate with mediocre ability, then the exam paper is naturally not difficult, and everyone is happy. pass.

However, Song Chunyang, who has yin and yang eyes, is different.

After the system judges, it will find that there is a person who is good at cheating among a group of candidates.

Therefore, the world will automatically correct the difficulty of the task, and average the objective abilities of all people, thereby setting the upper limit of difficulty.

In short, it is very likely that Song Chunyang manually increased the difficulty of every task he experienced by himself.

Chi Xiaochi couldn't help thinking of Song Chunyang's first hide-and-seek mission.

There are newcomers entering and performing the first mission. If the system is really intelligent, how can it be so difficult to arrange?

After all, as Xi Lou has emphasized many times, what the main god wants is the energy of fear, not the energy of death.

Chi Xiaochi sighed slightly, feeling a little subtle.

——Those people in the milk tea shop who were unwilling to stop Song Chunyang's sheep from entering the tiger's mouth, is it a karmic cycle?

——And Guan Qiaoqiao, who deliberately wooed and framed Song Chunyang, and formed an alliance with him for profit, died in the eighth world after going through all kinds of things, can it be regarded as a kind of cause and effect?

However, facing Xi Lou's question, Chi Xiaochi said naturally, "Ask me? I don't know?"

Xi Lou: "..."...Huh?

"Just asking casually, don't take it seriously." Chi Xiaochi said, "Song Chunyang may be more unlucky than others. After all, scumbags like Yuan Benshan and Guan Qiaoqiao are two when they meet. Such luck, tsk."

Xi Lou: "...!!!"

Don't know anything, what are you inscrutable here? !

You are out of luck!

Attracting bees and attracting butterflies, even women are not spared!

Don't think he didn't see it last night!He doesn't have much to say!

Chi Xiaochi threw down the furious Xilou, walked between the children with strides, pointed to the small vegetable planting box that Maotou boy was about to flood Jinshan, and said: "What is this? Cabbage soaked in soup? What are you doing with so much water? If the seeds are soaked, they won’t grow back.”

Hearing that the consequences were so serious, the boy hurriedly controlled the excess water poured in, and muttered aggrievedly: "I want it to grow faster."

"It's no wonder it grows like this." Chi Xiaochi said, "You are happy to soak you in the water all day long."

The hairy boy giggled.

Chi Xiaochi pushed his head: "You're still laughing, apologize to Xiaobaicai."

The corners of Gan Tang's lips rose slightly as he was puzzled by Monk Zhang Er in Xilou, who knew everything.

The reason why Chi Xiaochi refused to tell the truth is very simple.

...Because Song Chunyang is still in this body.

It was never Song Chunyang's fault that he had the ability to see yin and yang and was dragged into this world by design.

Chi Xiaochi concealed his discovery, but hoped that Song Chunyang would not bear too much psychological pressure.

Gan Tang raised his eyes and looked at Chi Xiaochi, who was bathing in the sun and training his children with his hips on his hips, until he saw his heart.

These kids have met the worst adults in the world.

And now, they may already know that there is still hope in this world.

That hope was handed over by Chi Xiaochi himself, and it germinated and took root in the warm and humid soil. In the coming year, it might grow into a real towering tree.