[Bump World] Shan Sheng Lone Tree
Chapter 11 11
Kelly's eyes were sharp: "What do you like to eat?"
I honestly replied, "I don't eat."
"Okay then... what clothes do you usually wear?"
"I don't know. I've worn the same dress since I was born."
Kelly raised her eyebrows in surprise, she leaned close to me and smelled it again and again: "It doesn't make sense, why is it completely tasteless. There is even a strange fragrance, a bit like the smell of grass."
I think: In fact, this is the smell of big trees.
But I said: "Maybe it's because I wear a lot of perfume, which covers up other smells."
Kelly heard the words and pondered: "It is recorded in ancient books that on the Koryo star in the depths of the universe, the residents hardly take a bath. They invented a liquid with a strong fragrance and smeared it all over their bodies to replace daily cleaning. Are you from there? ?”
Jin was fast asleep on the rock beside him.
I rolled my eyes and said, "No. You also said that it is recorded in ancient books. The civilization of Star Korea has developed for so long, and it should have grown enough to be able to take a bath. I am just... because I am lazy."
"Too lazy to change clothes..."
"Yes. In fact, I come from a special planet. The residents there are all extremely lazy. Not only are they gender-neutral, but they don't even bother to talk. I also learned to speak after I came here for a long time." This is the truth, just Some details are omitted.
Kelly nodded sadly, and clapped my shoulders vigorously with both hands: "Mu, I understand, you are so pathetic. Come on, follow sister Kelly and me, I will definitely make you stand out, and you will never experience this kind of suffering again."
I was also very moved when I heard it, and felt that Kelly was still very kind and helpful.But considering that he didn't really need to take care of him, he said, "No, I won't bother you. I don't have any feelings about winning or losing, so don't worry about it."
"So indifferent?" Kelly's eyes became sharp in a second, and she leaned close to me, almost nose to nose: "Tell me honestly, what's the ranking now?"
"I..." I don't know the meaning of ranking at all!How can I make it up without any factual basis!
Just as he was hesitating, Jin woke up at some point and said, "Mu and I are not much different in ranking, but higher than me."
Kelly listened, nodded, and retreated the normal distance, as if relieved: "Oh, that's it. Then we have to work harder. The preliminary round will end soon. If you don't make it into the top [-], you will completely lose your chance."
I'm sure the fear of being knocked out of the rankings wouldn't be so obvious on Kylie's face.She seemed to be worried about something other than the ranking, as if something bad would happen to me if I got into the top [-]—but not my safety either.
It's as if you really don't want anyone to succeed.After hearing that there was no danger, he relaxed extremely, and looked like he was doing nothing.
I deliberately picked up the topic: "Kelly, have you seen my gender?"
Kelly wasn't thinking about it, but after listening to my question, she immediately regained her composure, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the abrupt change of topic: "I see~" The end of the sentence jumped up happily and typed in the forest. A lively vibrato.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" Jin was more concerned than I was. He immediately jumped off the rock and ran to him in one step: "What is it——! Kelly actually saw it, is it really different from our eyesight?"
Seeing his reckless appearance, Kelly couldn't help chuckling.She is very cute when she smiles sincerely, her eyes are not shrewd and sly, but gentle and soft.This is what a real girl looks like.
"It's actually a boy. But Mu's hometown is quite special, and I don't know what it is in that place—but as far as the current personality and appearance are concerned, he is actually 100% a boy."
"So it is." I was sure that Kelly was sincere, so I believed it.Following my thoughts, I thought: So I am exactly the same as Jin and Zitanghuan, so I can rest assured.In the future, there will be no diaphragm at all.
I know how gender divides the realm of friendship.If it is true that the friendship is stronger than Jin Jian, there is no major problem, but I am afraid that they have not known each other for a long time and are of different genders.That will hinder the inexplicable ambiguity between men and women, and there is always something before the true love.
But in that case, there is a gap between Kelly and me.
The truth tells me that I was thinking too much.
Kelly said "hey" twice, and put her bracelet close to my eyes: "Mu, as a boy, you should be more decisive. For example, useful and affordable businesses like 'Super Trust' should use Look at it from a long-term perspective. Why don’t you open it up, huh?” After speaking, he smiled and patted my shoulder, as if “a good buddy recommends something to you”.
Me: "...that's good." After finishing speaking, he was about to continue the chat along with the business, Jin stepped forward with a gloomy face, and tugged on my slightly wide sleeves.
I looked at it puzzled, and then suddenly understood by his winking: Speaking of which, do I have such a thing as points?
If you really want to say it, I'm not even a player at all!It is purely an alien species that accidentally broke into the arena. If it is discovered, it will be deported.
But how long can trees survive without soil.Although the speed of interstellar travel is not slow, is the survival rate of trees replanted very low?When a tree planter passed by before, he seemed to have yelled such a sentence.
My brain was running fast, and finally blurted out in a calm and natural tone: "No, Kelly. My mother once taught me that impulse is the devil. Impulse consumption is even less advisable. Although 'super trust' is useful, it is still something outside of the body. , poor people like me can save as much as possible."
Kelly laughed loudly when she heard it, and finally rubbed her tears while clutching her stomach, and nodded embarrassingly: "Okay, I will stop buying and selling by force. Mu, you are such a humorous person."
So this is called humor?People used to say "dumb as a log", it seems that with my level of humor, at least the king of the tree.I became smug.
"Where's that guy from Zitang?" Kelly finally brushed aside this sensitive matter and asked Jin.After finishing speaking, he deliberately added a sentence: "I haven't seen him since I left Guitianmeng last time. He...is he okay?"
Jin Jian said: "It's okay."
Kelly nodded, and a suffocating embarrassment began to surround the three of us again.
So I scratched my head, looking for something to say: "Where is the Guitianmeng you are talking about? Is it the general base for researching 'Chaoxin'?"
Kim and Kelly Qiqi looked at me and exchanged glances, seeming to hold back a smile.
Kelly said: "It's a huge organization that conveys their self-proclaimed ideas to people all over the planet. Their leader is a coquettish guy, who speaks very pleasantly and logically, which seems to make sense."
Kim muttered to herself, "It does make sense." She didn't hear it.
I amplified the ironic meaning in Kelly's words "I thought" and "seemed to" and thought about it for a while, and finally I was not sure: "Have you encountered a pyramid scheme? Do you want to call the police?"
Kelly didn't seem to be brainwashed, but Kim believed it.
I don't think it's appropriate, after all, pyramid schemes make people go bankrupt, their wives and children are separated, their families are ruined, and their lives are depraved.When encountering this situation, we should take out the mobile phone and call the police for help.
The world seems to have no mobile phones.Long-distance communication between people is necessary, so what method can Bump Planet use to replace it?
Oh, "super letter".
I honestly replied, "I don't eat."
"Okay then... what clothes do you usually wear?"
"I don't know. I've worn the same dress since I was born."
Kelly raised her eyebrows in surprise, she leaned close to me and smelled it again and again: "It doesn't make sense, why is it completely tasteless. There is even a strange fragrance, a bit like the smell of grass."
I think: In fact, this is the smell of big trees.
But I said: "Maybe it's because I wear a lot of perfume, which covers up other smells."
Kelly heard the words and pondered: "It is recorded in ancient books that on the Koryo star in the depths of the universe, the residents hardly take a bath. They invented a liquid with a strong fragrance and smeared it all over their bodies to replace daily cleaning. Are you from there? ?”
Jin was fast asleep on the rock beside him.
I rolled my eyes and said, "No. You also said that it is recorded in ancient books. The civilization of Star Korea has developed for so long, and it should have grown enough to be able to take a bath. I am just... because I am lazy."
"Too lazy to change clothes..."
"Yes. In fact, I come from a special planet. The residents there are all extremely lazy. Not only are they gender-neutral, but they don't even bother to talk. I also learned to speak after I came here for a long time." This is the truth, just Some details are omitted.
Kelly nodded sadly, and clapped my shoulders vigorously with both hands: "Mu, I understand, you are so pathetic. Come on, follow sister Kelly and me, I will definitely make you stand out, and you will never experience this kind of suffering again."
I was also very moved when I heard it, and felt that Kelly was still very kind and helpful.But considering that he didn't really need to take care of him, he said, "No, I won't bother you. I don't have any feelings about winning or losing, so don't worry about it."
"So indifferent?" Kelly's eyes became sharp in a second, and she leaned close to me, almost nose to nose: "Tell me honestly, what's the ranking now?"
"I..." I don't know the meaning of ranking at all!How can I make it up without any factual basis!
Just as he was hesitating, Jin woke up at some point and said, "Mu and I are not much different in ranking, but higher than me."
Kelly listened, nodded, and retreated the normal distance, as if relieved: "Oh, that's it. Then we have to work harder. The preliminary round will end soon. If you don't make it into the top [-], you will completely lose your chance."
I'm sure the fear of being knocked out of the rankings wouldn't be so obvious on Kylie's face.She seemed to be worried about something other than the ranking, as if something bad would happen to me if I got into the top [-]—but not my safety either.
It's as if you really don't want anyone to succeed.After hearing that there was no danger, he relaxed extremely, and looked like he was doing nothing.
I deliberately picked up the topic: "Kelly, have you seen my gender?"
Kelly wasn't thinking about it, but after listening to my question, she immediately regained her composure, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the abrupt change of topic: "I see~" The end of the sentence jumped up happily and typed in the forest. A lively vibrato.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" Jin was more concerned than I was. He immediately jumped off the rock and ran to him in one step: "What is it——! Kelly actually saw it, is it really different from our eyesight?"
Seeing his reckless appearance, Kelly couldn't help chuckling.She is very cute when she smiles sincerely, her eyes are not shrewd and sly, but gentle and soft.This is what a real girl looks like.
"It's actually a boy. But Mu's hometown is quite special, and I don't know what it is in that place—but as far as the current personality and appearance are concerned, he is actually 100% a boy."
"So it is." I was sure that Kelly was sincere, so I believed it.Following my thoughts, I thought: So I am exactly the same as Jin and Zitanghuan, so I can rest assured.In the future, there will be no diaphragm at all.
I know how gender divides the realm of friendship.If it is true that the friendship is stronger than Jin Jian, there is no major problem, but I am afraid that they have not known each other for a long time and are of different genders.That will hinder the inexplicable ambiguity between men and women, and there is always something before the true love.
But in that case, there is a gap between Kelly and me.
The truth tells me that I was thinking too much.
Kelly said "hey" twice, and put her bracelet close to my eyes: "Mu, as a boy, you should be more decisive. For example, useful and affordable businesses like 'Super Trust' should use Look at it from a long-term perspective. Why don’t you open it up, huh?” After speaking, he smiled and patted my shoulder, as if “a good buddy recommends something to you”.
Me: "...that's good." After finishing speaking, he was about to continue the chat along with the business, Jin stepped forward with a gloomy face, and tugged on my slightly wide sleeves.
I looked at it puzzled, and then suddenly understood by his winking: Speaking of which, do I have such a thing as points?
If you really want to say it, I'm not even a player at all!It is purely an alien species that accidentally broke into the arena. If it is discovered, it will be deported.
But how long can trees survive without soil.Although the speed of interstellar travel is not slow, is the survival rate of trees replanted very low?When a tree planter passed by before, he seemed to have yelled such a sentence.
My brain was running fast, and finally blurted out in a calm and natural tone: "No, Kelly. My mother once taught me that impulse is the devil. Impulse consumption is even less advisable. Although 'super trust' is useful, it is still something outside of the body. , poor people like me can save as much as possible."
Kelly laughed loudly when she heard it, and finally rubbed her tears while clutching her stomach, and nodded embarrassingly: "Okay, I will stop buying and selling by force. Mu, you are such a humorous person."
So this is called humor?People used to say "dumb as a log", it seems that with my level of humor, at least the king of the tree.I became smug.
"Where's that guy from Zitang?" Kelly finally brushed aside this sensitive matter and asked Jin.After finishing speaking, he deliberately added a sentence: "I haven't seen him since I left Guitianmeng last time. He...is he okay?"
Jin Jian said: "It's okay."
Kelly nodded, and a suffocating embarrassment began to surround the three of us again.
So I scratched my head, looking for something to say: "Where is the Guitianmeng you are talking about? Is it the general base for researching 'Chaoxin'?"
Kim and Kelly Qiqi looked at me and exchanged glances, seeming to hold back a smile.
Kelly said: "It's a huge organization that conveys their self-proclaimed ideas to people all over the planet. Their leader is a coquettish guy, who speaks very pleasantly and logically, which seems to make sense."
Kim muttered to herself, "It does make sense." She didn't hear it.
I amplified the ironic meaning in Kelly's words "I thought" and "seemed to" and thought about it for a while, and finally I was not sure: "Have you encountered a pyramid scheme? Do you want to call the police?"
Kelly didn't seem to be brainwashed, but Kim believed it.
I don't think it's appropriate, after all, pyramid schemes make people go bankrupt, their wives and children are separated, their families are ruined, and their lives are depraved.When encountering this situation, we should take out the mobile phone and call the police for help.
The world seems to have no mobile phones.Long-distance communication between people is necessary, so what method can Bump Planet use to replace it?
Oh, "super letter".
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