[JOJO] God knows what I've been through

"Then, as things stand, let's talk about rent. . . . "

After finally tidying up the room, Celicio put all the documents he had brought before on the only undamaged table in the entire living room. During the battle of the warriors, almost all the furniture in Arakizhuang were destroyed. Of course, this is already the norm for Yoshikage Kira.After barely finding a usable table, the two started talking.

Celicio didn't pay much attention to anything, originally she was just here to explain the rent.And Yoshikage Kira also said that he will definitely restore Arakizhuang to its original state in the future-after all, this is not the first time.

"The rent is as usual, and I don't intend to put pressure on you here. Although the renovation may need to be mentioned a little bit—and the layout of the room. It hasn't been repaired for a long time, right? If it continues to be used, it may cause damage to the house. Collapse or something."

Sericio took a sip of tea while talking - this cup of tea was brewed by Kiraji in advance, and it has been kept in the kitchen so that it did not suffer.

"Well... Thank you very much. After all, we have always had a headache in terms of repair costs." Yoshikage Kira said sadly.

"As well as questions about other expenses, I have also taken into account that your daily life is relatively difficult. As long as you can maintain the status quo, I can also provide a part of the subsidy." Celicio knocked on the table, and then continued:

"After all, the damage here is still very serious. Mr. Yoshikage Kira must have worked hard too, right?"

"Ah...that's true, except for me and Diego, no one will make money." Yoshikage Kira said,

"I was going to be dissatisfied at first, but after a while, I thought - as long as they damage the house less often, I'll be content."

As Kira Yoshikage said, his gaze gradually shifted to the other party's wrist, and after staying for a few seconds, he turned his gaze back.

——Yes, although it is summer, Celicio is wearing a pair of gloves, apparently to cover up something.

"What is Mr. Yoshikage Kira looking at?"

After noticing the other party's gaze, Celicio put away her hand, and then asked curiously.

"No...it's nothing, I'm just curious about the bracelet on your wrist." Yoshikage Kira realized his gaffe, and hurriedly changed his words.

"Ah...don't worry about this. It's some kind of token of love." Celicio smiled, and caressed the silver bracelet with her fingers inadvertently.

"Then shall we continue with the topic just now?"

"No, let's wait a while. It's already lunch time, is the landlady considering eating first?" Yoshikage Kira asked.

"Well...then listen to you."

So Yoshikage Kira went to the kitchen first, and after cooking, he wisely didn't put the food outside.At this time, the two culprits who caused the chaos in the room were sitting on the sofa playing games happily.

Celicio glanced curiously, then picked up the newspaper on the table.Just after she opened the newspaper, a blond man's head suddenly appeared in the newspaper.

"......" Celicio silently looked at the head protruding from the newspaper.

"Ah, sorry..."

Just after the blond man was about to stretch out his hand to hold her shoulder, Celicio almost subconsciously slammed the newspaper on it, and the newspaper fell lightly to the ground, and then the blond man once again fell out of the folded newspaper. crawled out.

"Sorry, I surprised you."

The blond man in a space suit patted the dust off his body, and then apologized to Celicio in a gentlemanly manner.

"This is my stand-in ability D4C, please don't mind."

"It's okay." Celicio waved her hand, but didn't care about anything.It's just that the series of mental pressure brought about by the situation just now made her a little bit unresponsive.

...Suddenly remembered the ghost story that Fuge told a few days ago...It seems that because Nalanja is very hard at mathematics, so Fugo decided that as long as Nalanja made a mistake in a question, he would Telling one more ghost story in the evening also made Naranja's math performance improve by leaps and bounds, which is gratifying.

It's just that the man in front of him looks quite familiar. Have you seen him somewhere before?Is it in a newspaper or somewhere else.

"Ah...I remembered." When he saw a fat face in the newspaper, Celicio suddenly remembered something, and then continued:

"Although it's a bit abrupt, I still want to ask you a question... Are you Fanny Valentine?"

"Yes." The blond man nodded.

"Then you are the...Mr. President of the United States?" Celicio looked at the other party thoughtfully, and said with some emotion:

"I didn't expect this to be your vacation place...but you look a lot different from what you see on TV."

"To be precise, I'm Fanny Valentine from the parallel world. I'm probably the same person." Mr. President nodded.

At this moment, Yoshikage Kira's screams and Diego's rebuttal suddenly came from the kitchen.

"Diego!! I said that these dishes are reserved for lunch! Why do you—"

"Ah, I'm sorry. Maybe I forgot it when I became a dragon." Diego shrugged his shoulders while holding the coffee, just because the dragon's transformation was not completely over yet. It leaked out and scattered all over the place.

"...Well, Mr. Yoshikage Kira, are you okay?" Celisio asked with concern.

"I'm fine... fine..."

It has to be said that the plan of [wanting to impress the new landlord] is over, and Yoshikage Kira, who is Arakiso's nanny, cannot continue to live his peaceful life.

"That... If you don't mind, let's go to the backyard to discuss the next thing. Just now, Father Puqi and I cleaned up the location of the backyard. It should be barely a place for negotiation."

Tobio didn't know when he appeared, he said carefully hiding behind the door, and looked at Celicio with some fear.

"Well, thank you for your hard work." Celicio smiled and touched Tobio's head, while the latter's expression was even uglier.

"But I don't think there is any need for negotiations. I can also feel that your life is not easy. It doesn't matter if you relax a little bit."

So everyone fell silent, and all eyes focused on Celicio.

"After all, we still have to eat lunch, why don't we all cook lunch together. Didn't Mr. Tobio say that the backyard has been cleared?"

"Cooking..." DIO's eyes were a little erratic.

"It's not impossible." Katz's eyes also began to wander.

"I think it's okay. After all, it's rare for everyone to be together, and if you eat Diablo every day, you will get tired of it." Father Puqi said kindly.

"That's true." The two nodded at the same time.

"You guys are going too far!! Hey!! I haven't agreed yet!! You guys have to talk to me at least!!"

Diablo, who was alone, felt the malice from the world. Only Yoshikage Kira patted him on the shoulder at last, and then said to the others:

"Then follow what the landlady said, go to the backyard and cook together."

However, there are not many ingredients. After searching for self-study, everyone only found three ingredients: egg flour and a little bacon.Seeing this, everyone fell into silence.

"Are there no other ingredients?" Looking at these ingredients, DIO fell silent.

"...In that case, I might as well eat Diablo."

"So I didn't agree at all!!"

"Well... since I don't have anything to do, then I'll go back first..." Just as the president was about to go back, DIO Caz Diego and Diablo patted him on the shoulder at the same time , with a slightly dark smile on his face:

"Fani, where are you going? Are you planning to escape?"

"Are you sure you want to go? If you have to go, then this time must be the last time."

Sensing the malice from behind, the President sighed slightly, turned around helplessly, and sighed slightly.

"My heart and my deeds are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is just."

"It's right to stay!" Everyone had a satisfied expression on their faces.

"...Your relationship is really good." Celicio said with great emotion.

"...Thank you." Yoshikage Kira, who didn't know what to say, felt a little embarrassed.

Finally, under the experiment of Yoshikage Kira, I decided to try the egg pancake that Sericio said.There are all seasonings and so on, and it is not difficult to make them.After mixing the flour and eggs in a certain ratio, put them in the pan and start frying. When they are fried until golden, sprinkle with chopped bacon and chopped green onion, then sprinkle with seasonings, and then wrap them layer by layer.It is said that in China, such food seems to be called [Janbing Guozi].

"Try to make one, do you want to taste it?" After finishing the so-called [pancake fruit], Yoshikage Kira handed it to Celicio, and the latter picked it up and took a bite After that, he nodded seriously.

"Very good. As expected of Mr. Yoshikage Kira, he easily did what everyone else couldn't."

"Cut, isn't it just cooking?! This kind of thing is what DIO would do." Dio said with some dissatisfaction.

"No, please go away." Yoshikage Kira resolutely stood in front of Dio, as if he would be heroic as soon as the other party approached the pot.

"Forget about dio... have you cooked??"

"Hey!! Are you looking down on me!"

"I'm good at cooking...although I may not be as good as Yoshikage Kira. But it will definitely be better than Dio." Diego said firmly.

"Cooking is really a happy thing." Celicio smiled,

"By the way, I just scrambled eggs, does any of you want to eat?"

When everyone looked into the pot again, a dark mass appeared in everyone's field of vision.Although I haven't tasted it yet, I can basically feel its taste just by looking at the shape of the egg.

"Diablo, it's time for you to come in handy." Father Pucci patted Diablo's shoulder earnestly, and everyone looked at Diablo with expectant eyes for the first time.

"Why do you only think of me at this time, bastard!!!"

In the sky above Arakizhuang, there was the scream of a certain pink moldy octopus... It seemed to confirm the death of someone again.

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"Hahahahaha, so it doesn't matter if you talk about rent or other things, as long as you work harder to persecute Diablo!!" Seeing Diablo fall down, Celicio smiled Said, there was also an inexplicable black air around him.

"It's absolutely fine!! It's better to say that this is the best." Dio smiled heartily.

"This matter is very simple! And isn't this everyday?" Kaz raised his eyebrows.

"I'm sorry, for the righteousness... Diablo, you..." The big president turned his head with some grief.

"It has nothing to do with me anyway." Diego shrugged.

"Everything my best friend says is right," Father Pucci assured.

"You guys! You guys!! Don't bully people too much!!!!" Diablo said angrily, but he had already been excluded from the crowd, only Yoshikage Kira patted him on the shoulder to show care.

———After solving the matter of the new landlord, today’s Araki Village is as happy as ever.

The author has something to say:

Arakiso is the best! (Referring to persecuting the boss) Really! !Believe me, I really love the boss (in the flesh)

The first time I knew Arakizhuang was because of Mario’s video at station B, it’s so cute that it exploded hahaha! !But I feel a little disappointed that there is no Longlong... (After all, Longlong and DIO are the same voice actor)

Longlong drinking coffee in the SBR will leak out from the corner of his mouth, which is super cute! ! !Longlong is indeed my favorite villain! ! WW

The method of pancake fruit was taught by Linxi to Saili before, but Saili has never been able to learn it... (Kitchen idiot Stone Hammer)

The next chapter will write the story of Morioh as planned! ! ! QWQ

And after looking at the last vote, I see that Gachu cats are the highest in total! ! (Hey~) (It is said that someone can say eyebrows! The eyebrow chef said he was very happy WW)

Jie Luo’s will be included in the SBR short stories. Speaking of which, I have already started to save the articles from time to time. WW If it is soon, I may be able to open it in April~ Maybe the style of writing will change a lot WW After all, this aspect is also constantly I'm groping... (mob-style knee hug)