[Zhang Yunlei] The heroine is a white lotus whore

Zhang Yunlei drove, and the two returned to the rose garden. Zhang Yunlei talked to Yunran all the way, but Yunran ignored him. When they got home, they opened the door and got out of the car and went back.

Such a cute way of venting his petty temper arrogantly, leaving Zhang Yunlei alone in the car smiling helplessly.

When Yunran entered the door, Dalin was sitting on the sofa waiting for the two of them. When he saw Yunran enter the door, he quickly got up and went to meet him. He was shocked when he saw the makeup on Yunran's face was wiped off by tears.

"Ran, Ranran, what's wrong with your face? What happened to you? Ah?"

Yunran knew that the makeup on her face must have been worn out now, and she felt that her face was sticky.

Originally, when I was pretending to go out, I used thick eyeliner and dark smoky eyeshadow to cover my eyes, but I just cried, and I knew that my face was probably completely blurred at the moment.

"Don't look at it, I hate it, it's ugly now." Yunran covered her face and lowered her head and said to Dalin.

Originally said this with a coquettish tone, but in the end it didn't get the desired effect.

As a standard straight man of steel, Dalin's answer at this moment is not "It's okay, Ranran looks good no matter what." Instead, "Oh, why is it so ugly, let me record a video and post it Just a Weibo, and I'm going to be on fire!"

Yunran raised her head and glared at Dalin, stepped on his foot hard, pushed him away and went upstairs.

When Zhang Yunlei came back, he saw Guo Qilin holding his feet in the room, jumping and twisting in a strange posture.

"Dalin, have you started practicing yoga to lose weight?"

Dalin glanced at Zhang Yunlei, "Ranran stepped on me." Putting his feet down, he asked Zhang Yunlei in surprise, "By the way, how did you come back alive?"

Zhang Yunlei stepped forward and hugged Dalin's shoulders, "Oh, there's no way! Ranran just has a soft heart!"

Dalin waved Zhang Yunlei's hand away, "Then why didn't she soften her heart to me? Her foot was almost broken!"

"No, what are you doing crazy? Tell me, let the old man analyze it for you." Zhang Yunlei sat on the sofa, poured himself a cup of tea, and asked Dalin.

"Why tell you? Let me tell you, we are competitors now, do you know that?"

"Okay! You're still stubborn, you deserve Ranran to step on you, well, I'm being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, let Ranran get angry, and then you should change your name to aunt!" Speaking of this sentence , I was so beautiful, I couldn't help but want to laugh out loud, but thinking that I couldn't be seen by Dalin, I lowered my head and took a sip of tea to cover it up.

"Yeah, I didn't do anything. It means that the makeup is too much. Do you want to take a video of her and post it on the Internet?" Dalin was very frightened when he heard Aunt Bian's words, so he had to talk to Zhang Yunlei reluctantly.

"Pfft! You said that?" Zhang Yunlei spurted out the tea, and hurriedly took a few pieces of paper from the coffee table to wipe his troubled clothes, shit!This Ranran brought back from Italy, and Dalin ruined it with a single word.

"You deserve it, don't talk about fighting with me, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life, I tell you!" Zhang Yunlei wiped his coat and found that it didn't help, got up angrily and walked into the room.

"Don't, old uncle, old uncle, tell me why! Tell me! Old uncle!"

"Get out, I heard you make my uncle sick!" Zhang Yunlei hurried back.

"Uncle, please, if you don't tell me, I'll just sit next to you and disgust you." Da Lin was sitting beside Zhang Yunlei's bed, looking at Zhang Yunlei pitifully.

Zhang Yunlei turned his head to the other side, ignoring him.Originally because he was in a good mood, he wanted to tell Dalin, but it turned out that he ruined a piece of clothing.I don't want to talk about it now.

"Old uncle! Braid brother! Leilei! Yunlei! Teacher Zhang! Please." Dalin leaned over, very close to Zhang Yunlei.

No, these titles, if Ranran called it, I would be half paralyzed right now, but Dalin called it, why did I feel like I was going to vomit?They are all diseases, why are they so different?

Being disgusted by Dalin, I thought that if I didn't tell him again, it would not be a matter of ruining a piece of clothing, but I was about to vomit, and I might not be able to sleep on the whole bed.

"Are you crazy when you told a girl to post her black photos on Weibo? Besides, you actually said that Ranran is ugly? Ranran just painted her entire face, and she is not prettier than you? How dare you Dislike her?"

Only then did Dalin understand a bit, "Ah, I can't say that I am ugly? Is that what you mean? Okay, Zhang Yunlei, I know a lot! No wonder my ex-girlfriend can't let you go!" Dalin was obviously concerned about Zhang Yunlei's ex-girlfriend coming to make trouble My son is even angry about wanting to fight Ranran.

"Guo Qilin, okay, you boy, ah, you have learned how to cross rivers and tear down bridges!" Zhang Yunlei was also angry and guilty about his ex-girlfriend making trouble, but he didn't want Dalin to tell him.

"I'm not talking about crossing rivers and tearing down bridges, I'm talking about killing donkeys." Da Lin said itchy to Zhang Yunlei.

"Okay, Guo Qilin, I won't punish you today, I will take your surname!"

It was another sleepless night. Except for Yunran who got happiness from the bitch today, those two people definitely couldn't sleep well.

However, there are two points that these two invisible rivals thought of together by coincidence, that is, behind each other's back, Du Niang's strategy to pursue girls.

This point is a little unclear. Based on Dalin's EQ and alloy-like straight male attributes, Du Niang's strategy is reasonable, but Zhang Yunlei's explanation to Dalin is very clear, isn't it quite understandable?Why this is done is worth discussing.

What did Zhang Yunlei think?He didn't know whether Ranran didn't understand that he liked her, or didn't want to understand that he liked her.

But no matter what, he felt that he should give it a try. After all, he didn't say the word "like" and it was over. From then on, he could only stay by Ranran's side as an old uncle, and he might even watch Ranran's belt With her boyfriend home, she will be intimate with her boyfriend, and will get married and have children in the future.In any case, he felt that this was really a pity. Thinking of such a scene, he felt so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.

But if he directly said he liked it and was rejected, he might lose the intimacy of being treated like an old uncle like now, and he was even more afraid.

So he wants to find out, can he not be so direct, but a little more secretive, and let Ranran know that he likes her, so that no matter what the result is, he will not be too embarrassed, and the result will not be too ugly.

And another consensus of the two people is that, before the master (dad) and mistress (mother) didn't come back, try the strategy effect as soon as possible.

This is why?Nonsense, father-in-law doesn't like son-in-law.This is not only for Zhang Yunlei!

If Guo Qilin dared to touch Liu Yunran, his father could take his legs off.

This is not Dalin joking!This has a certain basis in reality.

Once before, Guo Qilin and his father were sitting and drinking tea. Mr. Guo suddenly asked, "Dalin, when do you think you can bring back a daughter-in-law?"

"Ahem, dad, why are you in a hurry to hold a grandson? How old is your son? I'm still far from the legal age of marriage!" Dalin was still eating, when he suddenly heard his father's words, he was startled. Jump.

"I see that you are idle at home every day, and it makes me upset. If you find a girlfriend, you can stay at home less and go out to cool off for a while!"

Dalin put down the peanut in his hand, and looked at his father with grievance, "Dad, am I that annoying?"

"Tch, it would be nice if you were half-sexed, I won't bother you anymore, I still look forward to your coming back every day." Teacher Guo expressed his dislike for his son all the time.

"Dad, look, you have called me so bad, and you still expect me to find a girlfriend?" Dalin really couldn't stand his father's way of displeasing him everywhere.

"That's not true. Anyway, our family is rich. When the time comes, I will post a little more and send you out." Teacher Guo not only said seriously, but also thought about it, as if thinking about the feasibility of doing so.

"Dad, am I that bad? You hit me like this every day, and I don't have any confidence anymore. Why do I need a girlfriend!" Dalin complained to his father dissatisfied.

"Oh, son, no, you see, at least you are honest and honest, right? Don't underestimate yourself!" Feeling that what he said seemed a little poisonous, Teacher Guo comforted his son.

Dalin suddenly thought of something. "Hey, Dad, you said what if you turn Ranran into your daughter-in-law?"

"Then I'll break your legs! Don't try to ruin Ranran, let's see how you are worthy of our Ranran? You are short, fat, and low-educated, no way!" Mr. Guo said as if Suddenly it became the way the father-in-law looks at the son-in-law.

Dalin is about to cry, am I your own?I'm afraid it's not a gift from the soy sauce!

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