[Zhang Yunlei] The heroine is a white lotus whore

After booking the air tickets, several people started to pack their luggage to go back.But when you finally come to Japan, you must bring some souvenirs for your brothers and sisters.

Of course, Yunran would not go with them for this kind of activity.On the one hand, Yunran, as a public figure, recently attracted the attention of netizens all over Japan because of the transformation issue, and going out now will definitely cause a big commotion.

On the other hand, Yunran himself didn't want to go out.Although I told myself that I need to work hard to keep the people around me from worrying, of course Yun Ran couldn't tell if they were really worried about me.

At least Dalin and the old uncle, who have been here all the time, still have to perform, so they can't just make things up for themselves here all the time, right?

But if you think so, it's better to hide for a while in action.

So Zhang Yunlei and Dalin had to form a group to look at the map, and found a place that seemed to have a lot of Chinese people.

In the eyes of Zhang Yunlei and Dalin, this kind of shopping scene with long queues is: a concentration camp for souvenirs.

Following behind the large army, the two of them could be platooned.

The lives of these two people are irregular, and they are used to not being able to catch up early in the morning.It's okay to sleep until the sun is three poles, and the sun is shining on the buttocks, and the eyes are open.

At home, Wang Hui had prepared breakfast for the two of them before, but the two gods would have been bored with waiting for the breakfast. Later, Wang Hui simply gave up, and went hungry if he didn't eat, so as not to waste things.

Isn't it the same today?The two of them made up their minds to come out earlier, it was past nine o'clock, they packed up, followed the map navigation for a long time, and when they walked in, they saw a crowd of people at the entrance of a store in the shopping mall.

The two of them discussed who should ask if they bought souvenirs here.

"Oh, Dalin, go ask what they are doing."

"Old uncle, you should go! You are a well-informed person, and you know that there is no fork in the instant noodles."

Okay, call him Laojiu when you need it, and Mrs. Niu when you don’t need it?

"No, it's not because of me..."

"Huh? Because of what?" Dalin was very interested in what Zhang Yunlei wanted to hide.

Isn't it because when I went to Korea with Ranran last time, I couldn't eat Korean instant noodles and bought Japanese ones, but I didn't have the tools?

Tsk, don't tell Dalin about this kind of thing.

"No, neither of us can speak Japanese, you come on, no matter how bad you are, you can still ask a few words in English."

Eh?It seems so.At Zhang Yunlei's level, he only learned pinyin, and at least he can jump two English words.

"That's fine, leave it to me." Now Dalin was confident.

Go up and say the only bad Japanese I know, and say hello.

It's not the only one who knows it, even the other ones who learned from watching anime with Ranran can't broadcast it.

"こんにちは." is quite polite, "Areyoubuyingsouvenirs" is not very correct in English, but the meaning is clearly expressed.

In front of him is a big sister. Even if people say that spring covers autumn and it is cold, Dalin really can't figure out what kind of routine she is wearing a mink.He is not tall, but rather round, and looks like a rich man from the back?Well, honestly, like an upstart.

The elder sister turned her head and looked at the elder brother who was rounder than herself in front of her.

"Hey, brother, what are you talking about?"

Well, thank you for taking out all the foreign languages ​​you have accumulated over the years, from the Northeast!

"Sister, what are you queuing up to buy here?"

"Hey, I didn't know where to go. I followed the queue and lined up. But look at this long queue, it should be a fun thing."

Now Dalin and Zhang Yunlei, who was listening next to him, were helpless.No way, they don't know about other places, so follow along.

After queuing for a long time, the two of them were so hungry that they were almost flattened and dizzy, but the team moved forward at a tortoise speed, and for a long time, the two of them hadn't seen the store door yet.

"Hey~ Zhang Yunlei, I can't do it anymore, why don't we stop waiting." Da Lin's hungry voice was a little weak.

"No, I have to die in the team if I starve to death." As a stubborn and principled man, Zhang Yunlei insisted on staying in the team even if he was too hungry to speak.

"Oh!" There was no way, he couldn't persuade this person, so he had to wait in line with him.

After a while, Dalin felt that if he didn't eat anything, he might have to confess here.

"Zhang Yunlei~ I~ can't do it anymore. Just watch the row, I have to go buy something to eat." Dalin was about to roll his eyes.

"Okay, remember, come back and bring me some." Zhang Yunlei was just like this, still stubborn.

Dalin has been away for a long time, and the team seems to have moved forward.

Zhang Yunlei had to stand in line against the wall, while leaning against the wall, while secretly cursing Guo Qilin in his heart.

"I asked him to buy food. He didn't return to China. Why did it take so long? Oh, if Dalin doesn't come back, maybe I'll leave here when he comes back."

It was said that Guo Qilin went out to buy food. He had never been here before, and he didn't know Japanese. After searching for a long time, he looked at one store after another, and they all sold cosmetics. Dalin was also very desperate.

Finally, he followed Wei'er into a dessert shop. He didn't know what it sold. He looked down at the menu in front of him. Except for Arabic numerals, he didn't know a single word.

He casually pointed to a few of them, and stretched out two fingers, meaning that he wanted two copies.

The waiter on the opposite side was also very polite. Seeing that he didn't seem to speak Japanese, he kindly translated for him in English.

But Dalin's English is not good, and the Japanese also have problems with English. Dalin didn't even notice that the Japanese lady in front of him had switched to English to take care of him.

Neither of the two could understand the other. After talking for a long time, the young lady finally gave up trying to communicate with the person in front of her.

Point out each one that Dalin pointed out again, and after pointing out one, look up at him to ask.

Every time Dalin looks at him, he compares YEAH with her.

YEAH ass!Just told her, this, this, this and this are the same two.

Does she think she is acting cute to her?YEAH after ordering?

It was not easy for these two people to connect to the same channel, and finally got food.

Open it and see durian cheese, durian mille-feuille, durian pancake, and strawberry cake.

I go!What did you think at the beginning, why did you point to three of them next to each other?Huh~ what is this thing?Stick one hand.

Picking up your hand and smelling it, the smell is really touching.Let's order again, and the time is not in a hurry, so I can only wipe my hands with a piece of paper, and run away with the strawberry cake.

The Japanese lady selling desserts was still calling him from behind, "Sir, you forgot your desserts."

The cake was freshly made, which took a lot of time. When he came back, Zhang Yunlei was almost able to squeeze to the door. The order near the door was not as orderly as the back, and there was still a queue.

The people at the door were so loud that they almost collapsed the door panel. Guo Qilin saw Zhang Yunlei in the crowd, waved to him, and ran towards Zhang Yunlei.

After running near Zhang Yunlei, Zhang Yunlei said to him weakly, "Why is it taking so long? I thought you went back to Beijing to bring me roast duck."

When Dalin heard it, it's ok, this person still has the time to talk about himself, it's all right.He held up the small cake in his hand and approached Zhang Yunlei.

Being so close, Zhang Yunlei felt something was wrong. "Hey, wait a minute, stay away from me."

"What's wrong?" Dalin was quite puzzled, isn't he hungry?What is this ancestor crazy about?

"Did you go to the toilet to eat shit just now? Why is it so smelly?" Zhang Yunlei frowned, covered his nose and looked at Dalin in disgust.

"Fart, what shit are you eating? You're the only one eating that thing! I don't smell like me? Me," he raised his hand and smelled it, and found that there was indeed a strong durian smell on his hand. Don't care if this stuff tastes good or not, it really stinks when it touches your body!

"Hey, what are you talking about? This is durian, smell it, does it smell like durian?" Dalin awkwardly raised his hand and stretched it out to Zhang Yunlei's face.

"Go away! Stay away from me, don't pollute my nose." Zhang Yunlei looked at his outstretched hand, and stepped back in disgust.

"Tsk, no taste. You have never eaten such an expensive fruit."

"If you like to eat, you can sleep in the living room in the future! I won't be in the same room with you, and you will stain me again."

Dalin withdrew his hand resentfully, and handed the strawberry cake he was carrying to Zhang Yunlei.

The two finished eating the cake in the team, and it was finally time for them to squeeze into the shop.

When I entered the store, I found out what they were robbing.

Toilet lid? ? ? ?Show me this after squeezing for a long time? ?

Dalin and Zhang Yunlei both looked at each other, seeing disbelief in each other's eyes.

Dalin coughed and said, "The rows are all lined up, why don't we buy some?"

Zhang Yunlei glanced at Dalin, "Buy a fart!" Then he turned and left.

When the two of them came out this time, they queued for hours in vain and didn't buy anything, not to mention that Da Lin smelled like shit.Well, Dalin argued to himself that it was the charming smell of tropical fruits.

Desperately, he returned to Yunran's dormitory, and called the Chinese restaurant where he ate every day to make an order.

Yunran could bear it, she was quite calm even now after being hungry, she didn't collapse on the bed, she looked quite healthy.I just wondered what the two of them did when they went out. Not only did they not buy anything, but Dalin also smelled like shit?Well, an alluring note of tropical fruit.

Never mind!So what the hell are you doing out there?Yun Ran became irritable.He didn't show it on the surface, and didn't ask the reason why the two didn't buy anything. He glanced at the two of them lightly and went upstairs.

"Is Ranran angry?" Dalin stood obediently, and elbowed Zhang Yunlei.

"I don't know either." Zhang Yunlei pushed back.

Yun Ran returned to the house, picked up the phone and called his assistant Gao Qiao.

"Takahashi-san, can you bring me some souvenirs to the dormitory?"

"Okay! Zoey-chan, is your body alright? You're recovering pretty well!"

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-_-||Well, I didn't want to say unnecessary words to myself.

As usual, Yunran is rude, but everyone knows Yunran's recent situation, especially Takahashi's timidity in wanting to help Yunran that day, she is not angry at the moment, but is very angry with Yunran. It was exciting to be able to talk to myself.

After packing up for a few days, they were finally going back to China. They took their big and small bags and the reliable souvenirs bought by Takahashi, and they went out.

In the past two days, Tokyo has been raining continuously in spring, and the sky has never been sunny. A few people came out this day, but it finally cleared up.

The sky after the rain seems to be extraordinarily blue, the sky is high, far and deep, and the people who watch it feel very comfortable.Yunran went out for the first time in more than ten days, and even felt that the sun was a bit scorching.

She blocked the light with one hand, looked up at the sky, a little confused, what happened after she went back?what to do?Do you want to continue living as depressed as before?

Zhang Yunlei and Dalin walked to the front with their suitcases and put them on the taxi, only to realize that Yunran hadn't followed.

Zhang Yunlei let Dalin get into the car first, and trotted to Yunran.

Raising his hand in front of Yunran's eyes, he smiled and asked Yunran, "Ranran, what's the matter? Why don't you leave?"

Yunran looked at Zhang Yunlei who walked in front of him and blocked the glare of the sun. The light behind him hit him, as if his whole body was covered with a golden glow.

Yunran felt that her unrivaled hero, the young man in the golden armor and holy clothes, riding the colorful auspicious clouds, was back again.

He looked at himself with a gentle smile, as if he was in a hot spring, his whole body was about to melt in warmth.

Because there are people like you alive, I can look forward to this world a little bit!

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