[Zhang Yunlei] The heroine is a white lotus whore

In the past few days, under Yunran's intention to please, the relationship between Wang Hui and Yunran has become closer and closer.The two seem to be good like real mother and daughter.Even Guo Degang was a little jealous. After finally sending his son away, another daughter came.So Yunran's learning of folk art was officially put on the agenda.

It's not easy to be a cross talk actor, you have to be proficient in everything you say to learn to sing and sing.There is even a cross talk actor's belly, a grocery store.It means that no matter what line of work they are in, cross talk actors should know something about it.

It is even more difficult to be a female comedian.First of all, there are a lot of ethical jokes in cross talk, such as "Playing Chess", "Four Generations" and "Anti-Seven Mouth", which are not suitable for actresses to perform.

Secondly, cross talk actors have to act ugly, playful, and stupid on stage to make everyone laugh.Girls want to be beautiful.No one is willing to sacrifice themselves like this.

The most important thing is that when male actors talk about cross talk, sometimes they have to tell a few nasty jokes to amuse everyone.How do girls open their mouths to say this.

That is, a girl said: I am not afraid, I can say it.Everyone will only find it funny when the actor says it, and everyone will think that this person has no shame when the actress says it.

So how to teach Yun Ran.That's the problem.As the saying goes, there is one method of tethering for one monkey. You have to think about how the child will develop in the future before you start teaching.Otherwise, a hammer here and a stick everywhere spread the net and learn blindly, and good children will be delayed.

After these few days, Teacher Guo finally thought of a way.That is to let the child learn the basic skills first, focus on Taiping lyrics and Liu Huo'er, and become a cross talk actor who uses Liu Huo'er in the future.

If it really doesn't work, with Liu's job as the foundation, I will sing the big drum with her teacher's wife, or just sing the lyrics of Taiping.It is also a way out.Anyway, since she promised her grandfather to train her well, even if she doesn't perform in the future, she won't be short of a bite of food.

The first day of officially starting to learn the lyrics of Taiping.As usual, Yunran pretended not to be sleepy at all, and got up early.After washing up, I found out that my wife came to Master's house early today.

Mistress came over to braid her hair, and told herself: "Later, master will teach you the lyrics of Taiping, you must learn it seriously. It doesn't matter if there is something you can't remember, your master will definitely teach you patiently." .Don't be afraid, boy."

This side gently tied Yunran into a pigtail, and the other side began to tell the master: "Degang, this child is still young at the first day of learning, you can take it easy and teach this child gently. She's a little girl, it's not the same as you accepting those two old men."

As soon as these two passages are spoken, it can be seen that Wang Hui really regards Yunran as his daughter.Guo Degang said in his heart that he still needs your advice.Such a delicate, weak little girl, and so obedient.How can it be the same as managing those two rough guys.Those two people can be the uncles of their junior sisters.

The first piece of Taiping lyrics that master taught Yunran was "The Legend of the White Snake". Although the lyrics of the Legend of the White Snake are long, the logic is clear. It is a complete story from beginning to end. There are no complicated words in the whole story. Peaceful lyrics about philosophy.Children must be better at reciting stories.

Guo Degang picked up the blackened zizi that he had already used, restrained his usual amiable and smiling expression, opened his usually slightly squinted eyes, put on airs, and started to slap the zizi.The royal son's voice was clear and sweet, although there was no pitch, but when he uttered it a little bit, it felt like big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate.At this time, Guo Degang held Yuzi's right hand to slow down, and his left hand became a sword pointing outward, and he opened his mouth to sing "Hangzhou's beautiful scenery is unparalleled in the world."

The fragrance of the four seasons of exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake

This spring outing to Su Causeway is pink and willow green

In summer, lotus flowers are reflected in the pond

This autumn, the bright moon is like clear water

See the auspicious snow covering the hills in winter

I represent the Lower Realm of the White Snake on Mount Momei

Here God angered Zhang Yuhuang

Angrily rushed to Fahai to face the mortal world

In this Jinshan Temple, treat the abbot as

On this day, Xu Hanwen burns incense and fulfills his wish

Old Fahai blocked the way and spoke

I guess your wife has been a strange python for many years

Entangling you to tie the knot and steal the true sun

When Xu Xian heard this, his soul flew away.

Stayed in Wenshu Monastery and did not transfer to Qiantang

The blue and white snake found the temple in a rage

That finger scolded the monk at the mountain gate

If you let it out, your husband will be fine.

Otherwise, the bald head died under the sword of Qingfeng

The monks hastily closed the mountain gate

The head-holding mouse jumped inside and hid

Xiao Qinger arrested this fish soldier and crab general

All the aquariums show their supernatural powers and flood the Buddhist hall

Old Fahai sat on the lotus platform, made formulas and recited mantras

The water will rise and the temple will not overflow the gable

People in Qiantang County were devastated

Hundreds of thousands of lives died in the water

Half suspended and here comes the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals

The Heavenly King of Jinzha Muzha Nezha Prince Tota

Four-valued meritorious service 28 nights

Yang Erlang, the six generals of Meishan

When Li Tianwang got angry, he raised the pagoda

The face is so thick that it wants to hurt the white snake

Master Kui Xing let her escape

Just because she is pregnant with the number one scholar

Old Fahai called Xu Xian and said

I give you a Buddha bowl to subdue the demon

Xu Hanwen took over the Buddha bowl and his heart was hard

Turn around and run to Qiantang

On this road, a little bit of residual peach and apricot rain

Xiao Xiao keeps Liu Fengyang

Don't even care about the branches and the wind blows them away

Don't care about the lovebirds' casualties

Where are the broken jade and pearls sinking

In this mirror, the water and the moon are divided into two pieces

How fast you come through the streets and alleys

Qi Zhulian walked in, this heartbroken man

The white lady trembled when she saw the Buddha's bowl~

Trembling jade body powdered yellow

Respect your husband and raise your hand to give up slavery

Can't stop Qiubo'er from crying on his chest

I remember swimming in the lake and borrowing umbrellas to love in every way

I once remembered that under the red tent there would be mandarin ducks

On the fifth day of May, the Dragon Boat Festival

Husband and wife should not sit and drink realgar

Three cups of wine down my throat and get drunk

The son-in-law who was frightened by his original form was ordered to meet the King of Hades

I stole the Huanyang Grass for you from Longevity Mountain

He also fought a battle with the God General of Nashou Mountain

Thanks to Lord Shou Xing for showing mercy

Given the life-saving pill, I returned to my hometown

I'll come in, use the golden hairpin to pour the golden elixir down

Rescue your son-in-law and you will turn back to the sun

I only talked about Jinshan, you are burning incense to pay off your vows

And who would have thought that disasters would fly around me

Up to now you go home with Buddha bowl in hand

keep saying to bring down the demon

It seems that the beauty is unlucky and the life is hard

Kong told me to shed tears and break my liver and intestines

Slave is like the moon when the sky is covered by this dark cloud

A slave is like frost on a roof, I can hardly see the sun

A slave is like a bow that is broken

A slave is like flowing east into the sea and hiding in the ocean

I look like life is short and hopeless

I couldn't help but shed two tears and sprinkled my chest

busy hugging jiaoer

For my mother, I have something to say, please read it carefully

Eat the heartbroken milk again

From now on I left my mother

resentment

Blame your father for losing his conscience

Come back and call this Qinger

You and I raise the little boy

Hurry up and pass Jiaoer over

That Brush Lala Buddhist Bowl shines brightly

The white lady is under the Leifeng Pagoda

be miserable every day

It's a pity that 18 years of disasters are over

Under the Leifeng Pagoda, Xu Mengjiao's number one scholar

met my mother

I can't sing the legend of the White Snake enough

I wish you all a happy family and a long life!

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While singing, she looked down at the reaction of her little apprentice. If the kid fell asleep listening to it, it meant that she was not good at it.I was anxious in my heart, and when I looked carefully, the little girl was hugged by Wang Hui, sitting in Wang Hui's arms, her face was full of excitement, shaking her head, as if she was extremely immersed in the lyrics of Taiping.

At this time, Guo Degang calmed down, thinking that this little girl is indeed a descendant of a cross talk master, and there is cross talk blood in her body.After singing once, Guo Degang picked up the tea behind him, took a few sips, moistened his throat and began to sing for the second time.

The second time, Yunran could already hum the tune of The Legend of the White Snake following his master.When he sang for the fourth time, Yunran was able to follow his master, regardless of the lyrics and music, without any difference.It's just that the voice has the immaturity of a child, and the voice is sweet and soft.It seems to be honey and sugar, sweet, but unstoppable.

At this time, Guo Degang and Wang Hui were amazed at how quickly the child learned things.Unexpectedly, the master only sang it three times, and the fourth time he sang it exactly as the master sang.

Guo Degang narrowed his eyes, and laughed repeatedly: "Okay, okay, I have found a treasure! At first, I only thought that this kid sang a section of Dagu and looked decent, but I didn't expect this kid to have this talent."

Wang Hui is also happy, this Guo Degang has accepted a female apprentice, other colleagues in the cross talk world have seen a lot of jokes, saying that Guo Degang only accepted this apprentice in order to stick to Mr. Liu Baorui.But I know that Degang is for this reason, and it also depends on the child's aptitude.Now this kid is so upbeat, let this kid come on stage to sing the lyrics of Taiping in two days, let those who have talked about cross talk for half their life and can't even sing the lyrics of Taiping see what real cross talk is.

Thinking like this in my heart, but I didn't say it out of my mouth, which was a little deviant. I just laughed and joked with Guo Degang, "You are not allowed to hide your secrets. Such a good child, I still want to take her to sing the drums."

And our Yunran just thinks, "Both master and wife are laughing because they are happy and because I performed well. Then I will work harder to sing the songs taught by master in the future."

For a while, the thoughts of the three of them overlapped, one wanted to study hard, the other wanted to teach well, and the other wanted to let his lover teach well.