[Zhang Yunlei] The heroine is a white lotus whore

In 2002, Yunran graduated with those fifth-grade students, and now Yunran is a junior high school student.Studying and living in junior high school is hard, but it is not difficult here in Yunran.It's time to practice and practice, not to study hard.

In early 2003,

This year, many people knew about Guo Degang and Yu Qian, a tacit pair of partners, and they came here admiringly. The number of actors in the backstage also increased to more than a dozen people. The main venue of the performance was also moved from Guangde Building to Tianqiaole Tea Garden. Officially changed its name to Deyun Society.

Guo Degang's apprentices also began to be able to stand alone on stage, completing works one by one as the main actors on stage.

Yunran also got the chance to perform on stage for the first time this year.

That night, Yunran was wearing an ill-fitting blue coat, standing in the background and scratching her temples with her tender hands, and then scratching her full forehead, as if she was very anxious.

Yunran has two programs tonight, one is to sing a lyric of Taiping at the end of the second.The other is to say a short paragraph to my master.Taiping's lyrics are my old profession, even if I sing in front of everyone now, I will not be timid, but if I want to talk about cross talk, I really feel trembling just thinking about it.Although Yunran only read the word once and memorized it in his mind, he was still worried at the moment.What if no one laughed when I said it.

Wang Hui has no show today. In the past two years, Wang Hui has gradually reduced the number of performances for the development of the club, and gradually turned to behind-the-scenes from his favorite drum.What's more, today's little apprentice is on stage for the first time, so of course he has to cheer on him.

The previous program was one after another, and seeing that it was her turn soon, Yun Ran panted heavily, as nervous as if she was about to go to the Olympics.Wang Hui comforted softly at the side.Finally, the announcer in front began to report: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Wrong Singing the Lyrics of Taiping" performers Liu Yunran and Guo Degang"

"One show after another, the previous show was performed by He Yunwei and Li Jing"

"Hey, yes"

"Let the brothers go down and take a rest"

"Change your breath and drink some water"

"This time it's our brother, not the two of you"

"Look at this, take advantage of it before you say anything"

"A slip of the tongue, maybe you don't know me well when I'm on the stage, let me introduce myself first. My name is Liu Yunran, a cross talk actor from Deyun Club of Deyun Club."

"Hey" "I would like to introduce the person next to me, a non-famous cross talk actor, Guo Degang, a very poor man."

"Whether you can speak, you are not famous, but you are right. What is a poor man?"

"Master, you must be honest, you are so poor, can you still be called a little poor?"

"Hey, you child, you are saying that I owe you food or drink, and you are talking about your master instead."

"Master, don't pretend to be strong, listen to everyone, last time my wife took me to the ATM machine to withdraw money, a robber stood behind my wife and beat her with a knife, but my wife inserted the bank card into it. Go, the robbers were crying, and even gave the teacher 100 yuan."...

This short paragraph is called a pad work in cross talk, mainly because it is afraid that it will enter the theme as soon as it comes up, and the audience will feel awkward, so they tell a little joke or something to warm up the scene.

Then it officially started. "Wrongly Singing the Lyrics of Taiping" is a traditional joke, even for female actors, it is very suitable.Moreover, the funny actor in it is shrewd and clever, pretending to have eyes above the top, and the little girl is also pure and cute, which makes people's eyes shine, and I don't think this actor is annoying.This is also the reason why Guo Degang chose this joke for Yunran.Moreover, Yun Ran was a little timid when he appeared on the stage for the first time to talk about cross talk. When he met the audience below, it was inevitable that some people would make a fuss and make trouble. .It can be said to add icing on the cake to this cross talk.

"You give me another side from the beginning, just the one you just sang"

"I can't come anymore,"

"Why"

"This thing is a one-off."

"Go to hell"

The two bowed and stepped down from the stage. At this time, Yun Ran suddenly relaxed and almost collapsed on the ground.It can be seen how important a strong psychological quality is to these actors on the scene.

After stepping off the stage, Wang Hui immediately took Yunran down with his arms and hugs, picked up the warm water at the right temperature and handed it to Yunran's mouth.

Guo Degang glanced at it jealously, picked up a towel and wiped it on his head indiscriminately, and sat down too.

Not long after, it was Yunran's turn after a show.Bow on the stage, "I'll sing you a piece of the lyrics of Taiping, and you will be happy at every level. Don't gossip, just sing on the board."

Sitting alone in the embroidered building to make up the dowry.

Heizhenzhen, dark clouds and water,

Compilation heart horizontal farewell to white hosta.

The hairpin presses the clouds and flies the colorful phoenix,

Fenghuang'er picked the flowers and passed the purple shirt.

The sleeves of the shirt occasionally swallow flowers on the wrist,

The wristband ring is an enamel blue.

The palace skirt of blue satin is pleated,

There are little golden lotuses exposed here.

The silk-twisted belt of the lotus trouser leg,

To be wiped □ □ willow eyebrow bend.

Curved brows and a pair of almond eyes,

Eyes like leering nose like hanging gallbladder.

Dan points the mouth of the cherry blossoms with vermilion lips,

There are silver teeth and broken jade in the mouth.

The cold wind blows the ears of Chuan Song,

The ear wears a gold-plated ring with eight treasures.

The Pretty Woman dressed up for a while,

Desire to visit the back garden.

thump, thump, thump, thump downstairs,

Slow down to floor one thirteen.

I can't walk three inches in one step,

This brick cannot be moved in two steps.

One step two steps lotus petals,

Three steps and four steps to string lotuses.

Five steps and six steps of red peony,

Seven steps and eight steps are stepping on peony.

Nine steps and ten steps come so fast,

The sura skirt faces the back garden.

Wicker opened the three-bolt lock,

Walk into Chanjuan, a flower-watching girl.

As soon as you enter the garden, look carefully.

Almond-eyed glances with eyes.

The ivy planted in the shadow wall was originally a creeper,

Behind the screen wall is the lotus leaf and lotus root in the fish tank.

The old and the young are planted here.

The overlord whip is planted here.

Plant here the ones with green roots, green leaves, crooked necks, handfuls of colored, six-petaled, yellow-cored daughters to exchange for tuberose,

The ones grown here are fresh at night.

The back and forth strings of fresh flowers,

The pollen-wearing butterfly landed on the flower basket.

Below the blue bridge the dragon plays in the water,

How can the turtle at the bottom of the water turn over.

Turtles and crabs that overwhelm rivers and seas,

Xiebao climbed up the mountain,

There is a colorful tiger on the top of the mountain,

How can a tiger bear it if it wants to show off its power?

I dare not walk this way alone,

Lu Diao Ganoderma lucidum is contained in the mouth.

The wind blows and the snow falls,

The jade rabbit in the snow is better than the silver pill.

Bend the bow and don't shoot the arrow, the man shoots and hunts,

Violently blasted into the mountains.

The wolves on the mountain run fast,

The fast dog chased after him.

The whip whips the horse like an arrow,

The arrow shot Binhong down the cloud.

The sika deer came with a gun,

Deer circle the mountain and cranes cry low.

The lineage of apes above Lingshan Mountain,

A swarm of bees was stabbed down the ancient tree.

Who doesn't envy the official seal?

Envious of wearing black gauze and bright red,

The red candle is tall and inlaid with gold and jade,

Yutang Jinma replaces Enrong.

Riding a steed on the gold list,

Immediately Fenghou will be promoted. "

The voice was crisp and melodious, round and smooth, with a bit of the charm of a little daughter, sweet and sweet, as if a handful of icing sugar had been sprinkled in honey.It's sweet, but it's like a pair of little hooks, hooking you so that you don't want to get out of this sound.

At the end of the performance, Yunran seemed to have peeled off his skin.Fortunately, for this female apprentice, people who came to listen to the cross talk unanimously gave good reviews, which can be regarded as seeking benevolence and deserving benevolence.What's more, the oath that Wang Hui made at the beginning began to come true.

Gradually, the peaceful lyrics sung by Yunran became popular inside and outside the circle.Many people came to listen to it.In short, everything is going well, and Guo Degang and Wang Hui's marriage is also beginning to be arranged.

Although the old man of the Wang family could reject Guo Degang viciously, he couldn't reject his daughter's tears.In the end, Wang Hui had to agree to marry Guo Degang.

When Wang Hui got married, he caught up with the newly renamed Deyun Society and fell into another big dilemma.Wang Hui gave up on the wedding, and even bought the Xiali that his father had just bought for him at a loss.Not enough money, the newlyweds scraped together to make up for the big hole in Deyun Society's deficit.Yunran saw how his master and wife were desperate for money, so he took out the tens of thousands of dollars that his grandfather, parents and mothers had given him in the past few years.Why are there so many? Probably doing business in the south is very profitable.

Guessing that the master would not accept his money, Yun Ran secretly called his grandfather, but Mr. Liu didn't come out for several chapters, so he was very excited.No, it's been a long time since I saw my granddaughter, and this time my granddaughter called me on her own initiative, very excited.He kept asking what happened to Yun Ran.Yunran could hear his grandpa's concern for him, so he smiled and replied, "I'm fine, grandpa, I'm fine, it's you, have you been to Deyun Club recently?" After asking this question, I found out that something happened to Deyun Club, which made my always shy granddaughter call him in person.He just said, "Talk to grandpa directly if you have anything to do, you don't need to explain, grandpa will agree to you." Yun Ran listened to grandpa's words, and her nervous heart seemed to have been given a shot in the arm. Finally, she stopped swaying left and right. No longer trying to hide it, he just said to the old man: "Grandpa, I have tens of thousands, give it to Master for me." Send money.

When the old man came to give money, Guo Degang and the old man were evasive for a while, but on the one hand, the old man's emotional intelligence was really high, and Guo Degang was convinced by a few words;At this moment, for the second gift to the old man, he will also think about repaying it in the future, and will not be ashamed anymore.

With the money, the club has started to turn around, and Guo Degang and Wang Hui no longer have to worry about it.The days have returned to the calm of the past.

On this day, Wang Hui, who came back from home, brought a little boy in person.