[Zhang Yunlei] The heroine is a white lotus whore

Mr. Liu Baorui, the king of stand-up comedy, was only 54 years old when he died. For decades, he was oppressed by warlords and bandits, looked down upon by dignitaries, lived in poverty, and learned from teachers.

Mr. Liu Baorui has only one son and one daughter in his life.There is a saying: Parents love their sons, and they have far-reaching plans for it.At that time, it was said that cross talk was just a low-level business.The pain of learning cross talk is not something ordinary people can bear.As a father, if there is any way, he will not let his son learn cross talk.

What's more, my son knows that his voice is not very good, and he is not so clumsy. It is really not a material for cross talk, so he might as well send him to a school to study hard.There will be a way out in the future.

Therefore, this son has nothing to do with Quyi. He went to work after studying. The only person who can say that he is still associated with this cross talk is that the old man is a movie fan.The old man loves to listen to operas, and he likes all kinds of operas. When he had a son, he thought of sending him to learn folk art.

But although this son has a good voice and tricks people, he doesn't put his mind on the right thing. He is a good hand at coaxing his father. Can't control it.After the reform and opening up, he went to sea to do business. The angry old man beat him up and had no choice but to let him go.

Thanks to his bright ideas, at first he was just a dealer, but later he gradually caught a little bit of knowledge, and his business was booming.In [-], I found a wife from out of town, and on Christmas in [-], I gave birth to a fat girl.But these two couples are not the masters who can take care of their daughters at ease.When the child was one year old, she was thrown to the old man in Beijing.The two continued to do business.

The old man was once again annoyed by the two couples. The child was one year old, and the couple didn't take care of the child very much every day, and they didn't even have a name.So the old man named the child Liu Yuran.Yu, long, immature.Of course, it should be.I hope that the children will be born smart, elegant and honorable.

This child really lived up to the old man's expectations. He didn't say a word at home, but when he came to the old man's place, he spoke in a fluent and fluent manner for two months. Even at the age of three or five, people would believe him.

The old man doesn't care about his bastard anymore.Every day, I just walk around with my granddaughter in my arms, or let my granddaughter accompany me to listen to the opera.If the granddaughter is smart, she can hum the song after hearing it once, and she can sing along after hearing it three times.Following the old man for more than two years, I have learned countless operas.

These days, the old man knows that cross talks are being talked about again in Beijing teahouses.I couldn't wait to take my little granddaughter to Guangde Building.

Although there were few people listening to cross talk in the audience, the old man could tell that the artists who talked about cross talk on stage really worked hard, did a good job, and had a sharp tongue, which is really good.So far, the old man has taken root with the small group of the Beijing Crosstalk Conference.