[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

Time passed quickly, Yihua began to prepare for the wedding after the prenatal examination.Our second master said that his daughter-in-law should not work too hard when she has a child, so if you want the best wedding company, you can spend as much as you want, as long as your daughter-in-law is not tired.

Yihua looked at the rare and generous Zhang Yunlei, and felt quite flattered. In fact, it didn't matter how much money was spent, the main thing was Zhang Yunlei's kindness.Besides, all Zhang Yunlei's money is with him, how much he spends is not up to him?Yihua is pregnant now, and she is a bit stupid. It is impossible to do careful planning, but it is still possible to be economical.

So Yihua took a month's leave to start preparing for the wedding, not asking for luxury and grandeur but for warmth and happiness.Yihua decided to get married from her parents, and her new house was only three buildings away, so Yihua didn't want to take a car, so she chose a sedan chair directly to experience the privileges of traditional aristocrats.

Also, the Fengguan Xiapei and cheongsam that I married were all made by the famous designer of Deyun Huafu. The embroidery pattern was ordered half a year ago, plus the pearl hairpin and gold ornaments on the head, the whole body is nearly 10 RMB.There is also Zhang Yunlei's red embroidered coat, which is also made of high-quality fabrics, which further sets off his handsomeness.

On the day of the wedding, Xiaoyu, Danan's younger sister, Xiaohai and Dabao, were bridesmaids for Yihua. Of course, Xiaohai and Dabao couldn't wear cheongsams. They just sent Yihua out to be a supervisor in order to prevent the two bridesmaids from rebelling. That's all.Guo Qilin and Danan are best men for Zhang Yunlei. It can be said that the top three handsome guys in Deyun Club are all wearing red wedding clothes and standing at the door to meet the bride. Yihua thinks she is beautiful, but she still has to be reserved.Xiaoyu promised that no matter what beauty tricks her family Guo Qilin uses, she will never surrender or let her go, and she must protect the interests of her sisters.And Danan's younger sister used to quarrel with her brother every day. She was very happy to have such an opportunity to torment her brother, and she was completely mischievous.Dabao was in charge of blocking the door, with a strong body and absolute strength, while Xiaohai was in charge of watching Yihua, not allowing Yihua to escape and run away with the groom.

Woke up early in the morning, picked up Yihua from the bed who was nervous and excited all night, the professional makeup team used high-end non-toxic cosmetics, gave Yihua a beautiful bridal makeup, and put on a cumbersome but delicate dress , Covered with a red hijab, stuffed an apple in his hand and placed the bride in the middle of the bed.Yihua's parents looked at their daughter's red makeup, and felt that all this was not realistic. Yihua's mother stepped forward and gently lifted her daughter's hijab, and asked in a low voice: "Girl, did you not sleep well last night? Are you hungry now?"

"Mom, I'm a little nervous, I really can't eat."

"If you can't eat it, you have to eat something. You still have a child in your stomach. Are dumplings okay? If you don't like it, there are bread and ham. Let your dad make a simple sandwich?"

"Well, let's have a sandwich, it doesn't smell much, give me an orange juice."

Yihua's mother went to arrange breakfast, and Yihua sat on the bed and watched Xiaoyu and the others make up and change clothes. Xiaohai, wearing a delicate dress, moved a small stool and sat next to Yihua.

"Sister, how are you, are you nervous?"

"It's okay, but a little bit."

"Although you all have children, the process of picking up the bride today cannot be ambiguous, so you can't leave with him as soon as Teacher Zhang fools you. You have to persevere, you know?"

"I know, I know, I still want to see jokes!"

"It's okay to watch the excitement, but don't be soft-hearted. Cover your head, I will take your shoes and hide them, so as to save you from tipping off the news."

When Xiaohai took Yihua's shoes and hid them secretly, Yihua's breakfast also came. Yihua's father was carrying fruit juice, watching his daughter sipping breakfast, his eyes were a little red, but Insist on keeping a smile and send your daughter to get married.

Everything was ready, and Yihua, dressed up again, sat in the middle of the bed, took a photo with the bridesmaids in conjunction with the wedding photography, and took a photo with her parents as a send-off.The red bed cover, the red wedding dress and Yihua's red face were covered in the red hijab, waiting for the arrival of the bride-to-be team.At this time, Zhang Yunlei had already set off with two best men, as well as Meng Meng, Jiu Liang, Shaobing, Jiu Lang and others who came to join in the fun.

Arriving at the door of Yihua's house, she gently knocked on the door, asked who was coming, and quietly opened the door a little. Da Nan's sister looked at the handsome guys in festive clothes, although she was seductive but still ruthless. "On the wedding day, if you want to pick up the bride from us, then ask the groom to quickly tell you the 10 advantages of the bride, and don't repeat it!"

Zhang Yunlei: good-looking, good-looking, cute, beautiful, cook delicious food, be filial to parents, treat me well, treat my children well...

Bridesmaid: Not enough, one step too late, next question!

Zhang Yunlei: (╯﹏╰)

Best men: Throw money, hurry up.ah!

Well, our braided brother is also getting married for the first time. He accidentally forgot about the red envelope, and then quickly took out the small red envelope from his pocket and stuffed one into it.

Jiulang collapsed on the side: "Jiaoer, what time is it now, how can you stuff a red envelope for a kiss? How many people in the room stuffed how many!"

Zhang Yunlei looked at the red envelopes in his hand, and then counted the number of people in the room. If he stuffed 4 of them this time, he would lose them if he wanted them next time...

All the best men: ……………Okay, ah, if you marry a daughter-in-law, prepare 8 red envelopes, aren’t you really drunk! Come on, let’s force it! So all the gentlemen, let Zhang-fragile-Lei let When he got to the side, he pushed Meng-Sailing-Tang to the first place, trying to use his destructive power to shake the door open, and then everyone rushed towards the door with all their strength.

But Dabao is so shrewd, there are so many young and strong people at the door, no matter how strong his muscles are, he can't beat four hands with two fists, so when they silently shouted 1.2, Dabao decisively flashed.So the door was opened with too much force, a group of people rushed to the air, and they all fell to the ground and piled up together. The worst one was Xiao Mengmeng, who was about to be crushed to death by this group of elders.

Zhang Yunlei stood outside the house in a leisurely manner, watching in astonishment the group of men who were staggering to and fro using each other to get up, and finally only Meng Hetang, who was lying at the bottom, remained motionless.Zhang Yunlei stepped forward and kicked Meng Hetang's calf, and found that he showed no signs of getting up, then he raised his leg decisively and boasted, and he came to the bridesmaids with the bouquet. (I beg Xiao Mengmeng's psychological shadow area at this moment. Apart from thinking of the noodle tears in the anime, Huahua is unable to express it. I leave it to you in the comment area~)

The bridesmaids were already laughing so hard, but they still blocked the door very tacitly, wiping away the tears from their laughter while defending their bride.

Xiao Hai cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, Mr. Zhang Yunlei, since your previous reputation was low and you have hurt our Yihua too much, so please read the 'Good Husband' guidelines before marriage, and sign the pledge. There is no condition after marriage." implement."

Zhang Yunlei frowned: "When will my reputation be low..."

Shaobing saw that the little ancestor was still going to be serious, so he quickly stopped him, took the pink oath paper from Xiaohai's hand, then pulled the braid and stuffed it into his hand, and slapped Zhang Yunlei on the back, " Don't talk nonsense, read quickly."

I assure my dear wife:

First, resolutely obey the absolute leadership of my wife, and insist on following the route specified by my wife. At home, my wife is always the first, the children are the second, and I am the third.

Second, we must take good care of our wives, so as to "do not fight back when hit, do not fight back when scolded, hit the left hand and give the right hand".

Third, abide by the work and rest time arranged by my wife every day, get up on time in the morning and go to bed on time at night.During the holidays, we should conscientiously organize the learning of cooking and massage techniques.

Fourth, humbly accept the supervision of your wife and adults, and never chat with strange women, except for old ladies asking for directions and children under the age of five.

Fifth, implement the system of paying wages in full, and do not hide stolen money.

Sixth, when your wife is away, you should think about it day and night, guard yourself like a jade, and don't sneak around.

Seventh, no matter at any time, you must pay attention to the existence of romantic factors, and always engage in romantic actions.

Eighth, the wife should guard against arrogance and impetuosity when she praises, thank the Lord for his grace, and not be complacent.

Ninth, when the wife is angry, she should be coaxed patiently, let her go on, and must not fight back and stare.

Tenth, as an excellent and qualified good husband, you must strictly demand yourself at all times, you must conscientiously implement the principles and policies of your wife, and always keep in mind that "the wife is always right. If the wife is wrong, please refer to the wife is always This is the policy of "execution".

Note: 1. There is only one copy of this letter of guarantee, and the wife has full rights to keep it. 2. The final interpretation right of this guarantee belongs to my wife.

Guarantor: Zhang Yunlei

After Zhang Yunlei finished reading, Xiao Hai said to Yihua in the room: "Yihua, did you hear that? Are you satisfied with this attitude?"

Seeing Yihua nodded, Xiaohai handed the pen and inkpad to Zhang Yunlei, "Sign, sign with your real name and stage name, so you don't have to accept it when the time comes! There's also a pledge!"

Zhang Yunlei resigned himself to his fate and acted step by step according to the command. He was really full of complaints about the principles of a good husband just now. He really didn't know what to say. How could my wife be willing to beat me?My daughter-in-law will let me cook during holidays?She dotes on me so much, all of you are just jealous and delusional.If you complain, Zhang Yunlei doesn't dare to say anything. If you resist, you don't know how long it will take!

Jiulang looked at his character's sad look but didn't dare to show it, he was about to suffocate laughing.Others may not know him, but I know him, this is really rare in a thousand years, and the little ancestor also feels aggrieved sometimes, secretly happy!

Xiaohai has passed this level, and the next one is Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu is much simpler. She came here to plot against Guo Qilin, so the topic is very simple. Take out the shiatsu board and a skipping rope. Skipping rope on the shiatsu board, while praising or confessing to the bridesmaids for 30 seconds, the rope skipping is not allowed to stop in the middle!

Guo Qilin was pushed up. This is a shy and sullen Dalin. He took off his shoes and put on a pose: "Xiaoyu looks the best! Ah, it hurts!"

"Ah, it hurts so much! Is it a confession? Is it a compliment? Do it again!"

"╥﹏╥...Xiao Yu is the prettiest! Xiao Yu is the most gentle! Xiao Yu..."

Sister Danan: "Brother Dalin, do you understand the confession? Tell me quickly, or I'll restart the timer!"

"Okay, okay, I said, don't start over. I like Xiaoyu the most, I love Xiaoyu the most, and I want to give you a monkey!"

"Hahahahaha" Everyone was going to die of laughter, this Guo Qilin is really a blockbuster if he doesn't sing!

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It's a wedding~ Tomorrow is a wedding~