[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

After the dinner, Yihua and my daughter-in-law formally established diplomatic relations. The two often made appointments together to go shopping, eat and watch movies, and sometimes they even met to learn cooking skills.Jiulang and Mr. Zhang are very relieved. They often go out for commercial performances and don't have much time to spend with their daughter-in-law. Now that it's over, the two daughter-in-laws are having fun, and they can feel more at ease.Another advantage is that the culinary skills of the two daughters-in-law have improved a lot. Yihua started to cook Western-style dim sum for Leilei, as well as various Western dishes, and Jiulang also felt that his wife's cooking became more and more delicious~ Finally The result is that both of them are fat.Xiao Zhui'er is no longer confident on stage with his own figure, and Jiu Lang also started to tear down the stage, so that Teacher Zhang will try without holding his breath, he must have a belly.As soon as Teacher Zhang heard this, he immediately turned into a shrew, and insisted on pulling Jiulang's belly meat, and he was still unhappy until he stepped down.

"Why don't you just say that you are fat, it's not enough."

"Hmph, I didn't!"

"Isn't it a good thing that you are fat? You see how happy the fans are."

"so fat"

"…………"

When I went home at night, Yihua set up a table full of delicious food. As usual, Yihua didn't need to say anything. As soon as the smell of meat dissipated, Zhang Yunlei obediently went to wash his hands and eat.The food is all set up today, why is there still no movement?

"What's wrong not hungry"

"hungry……"

"Then eat when you're hungry, wash your hands."

"I'm fat, you see I have a stomach."

"It's okay, I don't mind you."

"I'm an actor anyway, I want to be self-disciplined."

"So, I make this table, you don't eat it"

"Well... eat! Just... eat less~"

"Oh, hurry up, wash your hands, eat, and exercise after eating."

Zhang Yunlei suddenly thought of something, smiled like a stealing cat, and cast a look at Yihua, making Yihua's back feel hairy.Only when she was sleeping did Yihua know that this little ancestor was suffocating! Zhang Yunlei, you are fat and I am not fat, why are you dragging me to exercise?

Exercise well after meals and before going to bed to lose weight and sleep soundly.Besides, are you really not with me?

Yihua failed to resist and was pushed to the bed to tidy up. She did sleep soundly, but she easily overslept! So the next day Yihua was late for work and was criticized by the chairman. The beauty of the country is misleading the country!

It's a matter of being fat, Zhang Yunlei is okay, he is not a fat-prone physique, but Jiulang is different.Our daughter-in-law decided that I can no longer let Kuro's fat swell and become arrogant, so I started to arrange for Kuro to lose weight, keep his mouth shut and open his legs, and start by keeping his mouth shut. Kuro's dinner was exploited, and the delicious dishes became After eating pickled cucumbers and big white steamed buns, Yihua's little palace cucumbers can be specially approved for life improvement after hard work at the performance at night.

That night, during the Sanqing performance, Zhang Yunlei ate snacks given by fans while watching Jiulang eat a big white steamed bun with a plate of cucumber.Jiulang complained while eating, you explained that it was all chewing sound, why did you get cucumbers while Xiaozhuan’s potato chips were eating, the biscuits came with a lot of skewers, old man He smelled the fragrance from afar, and Kuro instantly became refreshed.

"Hey, I came at the right time for dinner, come here, come here, come here all the time."

"Is it spicy?"

"It's a must! My brother loves to eat, so I have to let it go! Jiulang is here to eat the kidneys."

"He can't eat, I will eat for him."

"Why do you bully my junior brother? Is it because you enjoy eating snacks? Look at my brother...thin forehead...eating cucumbers."

"He loves to eat cucumbers, if you don't believe me, ask him!"

Jiumengmeng sniffled, and then said resolutely: "Well, I love cucumbers! This cucumber is delicious, yes! Grilled skewers are not as delicious as cucumbers!" No shit... Cucumbers are delicious, but I eat them It's been a week, no matter how delicious it is, I'm tired of it.

Seeing Jiulang's reluctance, Shaobing knew that the pigtail was messing around again, and then hurried to save the scene and said, "Is this cucumber so delicious? Give me a taste, and I'll exchange it with beef for you." No When Kuro refused, he pulled the cucumber in front of him and ate it with chopsticks.

Originally, I thought it would be a good idea to eat two bites, just to block Zhang Yunlei once, but who knew that after one bite, the sweet and sour juice overflowed, and there was a touch of spicy taste, refreshing and delicious, so I couldn’t stop eating it, so I took a small plate of it one bite after another. The cucumbers were all eaten, and they were a little salty in the middle, and they also took away Jiulang's steamed buns.

This time Jiulang is the happiest, he is eating meat, this time he is eating meat openly!Grab the bulgogi and go for it.

"Ahem, Xiangzi~"

"Jiao'er, what's the matter?"

"What did my daughter-in-law say? If you eat too much, I won't let you..." Go to bed

"Oh, Jiao'er, don't I have nothing to eat? You see, my cucumber and steamed buns are all eaten by Brother Bing."

Shaobing said: "Brother, this side dish of yours is really delicious. Where did you buy Liubiju? I will return it to you later. My brothers and sisters will blame me for this meal. Don't go too far."

Zhang Yunlei put down the bamboo stick in his hand, patted the chili noodles on his hand and said: "There is no Liubiju, this is my specialty." That expression is so proud!

"Auntie made it. I've heard that Auntie can make coir raincoat cucumbers before. It really tastes amazing. I'll ask for two bottles later."

Jiulang swallowed a mouthful of chicken wings and said, "You are beautiful! I traded them with lobsters, scallops, and oysters! I don't think there's anything for nothing!"

The biscuits rolled their eyes on the side, what's the reason why they are crazy, just exchange cucumbers for lobsters, don't want to tell me, stingy.

"Brother Bing, don't believe it, it's really a lobster! Of course, in addition to cucumbers, it's also a stewed meal. You don't know Yihua's craftsmanship~ It's amazing!"

"Yo~ Yihua braid, you can do it. It's not yellow yet, so let me try it another day. It was too embarrassing to see my siblings last time. I promise to get two lobsters when I go back!"

"Huh!" Just because you questioned me Zhang Yunlei just now, I don't want you to go! Yihua and I have sex, you go eat papa!

When Jiulang saw the unfriendly expression on his character's face, he knew that Yihua was a fatal spot, and he couldn't poke or touch it, so he quickly stopped the nonsense of Shaobing, and pulled it aside to talk.

Zhang Yunlei eats grilled skewers here by himself, and scrolls through Weibo. My wife cooks so delicious food, so you come here whenever you want? Please, or else I won’t!

Later, Shaobing successfully took his wife to Mr. Zhang’s house for a visit. When he went, he did not bring lobster, but brought Australian cattle and imported fruits. The Australian cattle won Teacher Zhang’s favor, so Shaobing left In addition to bringing two cans of cucumbers, Teacher Zhang also specially approved eight-treasure pickles and beef jerky (of course, a little bit of meat)

Later, Xiao Si found out the pickles for sesame seed cakes, and Xiao Si also took his wife to Mr. Zhang’s house. What’s more, he brought his children with him, so when he left, Yihua took a bunch of children’s biscuits and milk cakes .And Xiaosi's baby and Xiaobai's baby are good friends, of course good friends have to share delicious food ~ so Xiaobai Rhubarb also knows the existence of Yihua.

The last ones to know are Meng Meng and Jiu Liang.Meng Meng was unhappy, very unhappy, and felt that he had missed [-] million yuan! So he took Jiu Liang to Mr. Zhang's house on the weekend.

"Zhang Yunlei! My girlfriends walk together for a lifetime, and I finally found out that you have a dog outside."

"Oh, I don't know then"

"I don't care! I want what they have!"

"They have kids, do you have any?"

"Why didn't I take Jiuliang there, Jiuliang is still young, he has to eat children's biscuits!" Jiuliang sat on the side and looked at the sky, the sky is so blue, what Jiaoer said is right.

Let’s face it, it’s difficult for Yihua, everyone has a daughter-in-law in charge, you two gentlemen, it’s not a problem to make children’s biscuits, milk cakes, butterfly cakes are all right, but the leg of lamb you brought, how do you two eat it How about our suburban BBQ?

Teacher Zhang pulled his wife to sit next to her, "I don't go out, I order takeaway for them, and those who don't know the rules will be in vain if they come."

"So-and-so said the rival in love, here I come, I always cook delicious food!"

rival in love rival in love! rival in love! what the hell

"Damn~ wait for me and your wife to cook for you!"

"Okay, you two sisters are good!"

"……………" All right (__) you two, let's fight... I act like I don't know anything.

When Meng Hetang entered the kitchen, it was as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He was full of vigor and vitality! He picked up the kitchen knife and wanted to chop the leg of lamb!

"Wait...wait a while..." The kitchen knife curled up...

"Brother Meng, there is a machete! There is a knife for chopping ribs! This one is for cutting vegetables..."

[System prompt] Hello, your friend (crossed out) bad friend: Meng. Destruction. Tang is online, please evacuate the scene quickly to avoid accidental injury.

Yihua used that kind of Japanese kitchen knife for this meal, which is actually the large fruit knife that Yihua uses to cut cantaloupe every day. She cut all the vegetables... Yihua also cut the meat, because she really couldn't see it. Meng Hetang's indignant expression of a Japanese samurai about to cut seppuku, as well as the posture of holding the knife with both hands and chopping hard! She felt that if he really let him chop down with one knife, her own cutting board would definitely be scrapped, as well as the marble dishes. The platform has to be dry and cracked...

In the end, after a series of situations in the kitchen, such as jingling, crackling, spilling the salt shaker, overturning the oil bottle, pouring the kettle, etc., the meal was finally finished.After drinking and eating, when Mengmeng took his family Jiuliang away, Yihua packed all the delicious food that could be packed for the two of them. He also promised that if he wanted to eat in the future, he would send a WeChat message so that he would not have to come home. a trip...

Yihua really can't afford to cause harm, asking Meng Ge to cook one meal is more tiring than cooking ten meals by himself.

Starting from Jiumengmeng's Cucumber, more and more senior brothers knew about Teacher Zhang's relationship, and more and more people came to have a meal.Although they are all Zhang Yunlei's best friends, there are quite a few people. It can be said that it was announced by a small-scale official within the Deyun Club.The advantage of this is that Zhang Yunlei has less and less scruples about showing affection, and he has also received blessings (jealousy) from many people. The disadvantage is that Yihua can no longer hold back, and more and more people eat and drink. Yihua's work was really of no help, but fortunately Xiaohai came back soon, and brought Dabao with him.

The author has something to say:

I wrote Xiao Mengmeng today~ I really like him, I think he is very funny, I don’t know what adjective this is, anyway, he is mischievous every day, thieves can cause trouble, and he can also be cute.If the writing is not in place, please let me go, and no fighting is allowed here, or I will turn my face.