[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, it's Christmas~ That old man with the white beard, hey, what about you!Wake up, it's time to go to work!Put on your red clothes, grab your gift bag, it's time to give gifts!Well, this is a lie to children, the real gift is not for us to prepare ourselves!

So, on this day, Xiaoyu asked Yihua to go with her, and went to pick out gifts for the gentlemen who went out for business performances but didn't come home.Xiaoyu took Yihua to the women's clothing counters in the shopping mall, as well as the perfume counters and underwear counters. Until the afternoon, Yihua couldn't sit still.

"Xiaoyu! Aren't we picking out gifts for the men? Why are we both shopping! Your Dalin has money and you can't waste it like this! Look at your little ten thousand brushing out now! "

"What nonsense are you talking about? My old lady spent her own salary. Besides, who said that I didn't prepare a gift for him!"

"???? What are you preparing for?"

"Hey, aren't these all? You don't understand, I'm the best gift! But it's still a little short, we'll add it later!"

Yihua was stunned and forced, "You are a gift? What are you going to do?"

"Of course I packaged myself as a gift, let me tell you, don't be embarrassed, the certificate is all bullshit. Listen to me..."

Yihua blushed when she heard it, but she was still a little excited for some reason. If that was the case, would Brother Zhui like it?OMG can't think about it anymore!

In the afternoon, Xiaoyu took Yihua to a "special" lingerie shop, bought the wrapping paper for "gifts", and then, under Xiaoyu's instigation and brainwashing, Yihua gritted her teeth and bought it too. all over.In order to celebrate Christmas, Yihua also bought a bell and a deer hairpin.

In the evening, Yihua sent Zhang Yunlei a WeChat message, saying that he couldn't spend Christmas with him today, because he was not feeling well, so he had to go to bed first, and let him eat outside by himself.When Zhang Yunlei heard it, he didn't care whether it was Christmas or not. The most important thing was that his wife was not feeling well. If the evening program hadn't been ordered and the audience had all been seated, he would have run back long ago!

After the performance, Zhang Yunlei returned home and found that the lights were not turned on, which shouldn’t be the case. Even if Yihua slept, he was still in the bedroom, and the living room would always leave a light for him.After thinking about it, it might be that she was not feeling well, and she had long since forgotten about it.Zhang Yunlei reached out to turn on the light, but instead of touching the switch, he touched a piece of paper. Zhang Yunlei peeled off the paper and turned on the light. On it was written: I am not feeling well today, go to the guest room to sleep!The toiletries are all there for you!

Zhang Yunlei was stunned, what's going on?Just kick me out of the bedroom?What kind of disease is this!I have to check it out.

Putting down the flowers she bought for Yihua, she took off her coat and walked to the master bedroom, only to find that the door was locked outside.What's going on here?Could it be that he fainted?Then I saw another piece of paper on the door: I'm fine, I didn't faint, I just want to sleep by myself, you go take a shower!

Zhang Yunlei took a look, and if he didn't understand now, he would be a fool!This girl lost her temper with him because she said she didn't clean the toothpaste cap in the morning!Come on, let me go wash up, at least take off the makeup, smooth down the hair, and then coax this little ancestor!She said that the appearance of her hair just after washing is the most alluring. It seems that today she can only sacrifice her appearance to make her wife happy.

When Zhang Yunlei came to the guest room, he saw neatly arranged toiletries, pajamas, and a hair dryer. On it was another piece of paper: "Dry your hair! Otherwise, I won't talk to you again!" Look, I still care about me ~Wait for me, daughter-in-law, I'll be fine soon.

After Zhang Yunlei quickly washed up, he even gave himself a hairstyle, and when he got dressed, he found that he only had a nightgown and no underwear!I rummaged around but found nothing, and finally put a piece of paper on the pillow: "Underwear is in the kitchen, don't wear it until you finish eating the wonton noodles!" It's still my daughter-in-law. Made food for me~ It’s nice to have a wife!

Zhang Yunlei rummaged through the kitchen, trying to find the pants and put them on, otherwise it would be too uncomfortable!As a result, I searched around and couldn't find it!Could it really be put in the pot?Zhang Yunlei hurriedly opened the lid of the pot in fright, and smelled the familiar fragrance.I picked up the spoon and scooped the pot twice, only to find that there was nothing but wontons, so I was relieved.Just as I was about to close the lid of the pot, I looked up and saw a piece of paper pasted on the opposite wall: (drawing a kitten with teeth and claws) Don’t go into the bedroom if you don’t eat again!

Zhang Yunlei felt a little cold on his back!Does this mean everything is under control?Why do I think my daughter-in-law knows everything?terrible!I....... I'd better eat it!So Zhang Yunlei picked up the bowl and chopsticks and ate a bowl full of wonton noodles before putting it down.I thought, I should be satisfied this time!Look how good I am, I ate them all.

As soon as I put the dishes and chopsticks in the sink, I hurried to the master bedroom and knocked on the door. "Dangdang, daughter-in-law, I ate all the noodles! Let me in~"

"........."

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, you can throw me a pair of pants! Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep!"

"........."

"Daughter-in-law, are you asleep! Open the door!"

"......." When Comrade Zhang Yunlei was at a loss for words and didn't know what to say, the door opened quietly.Zhang Yunlei saw that there was a door!Just walk in quickly!

Seeing his daughter-in-law sitting on the edge of the bed in her nightgown, she ignored him, so she could only rub against him aggrievedly, "Daughter-in-law, please pay attention to me."

Yihua couldn't hold back anymore!Coughing, "Are you wrong?"

"Well, I was wrong, really! You put me to bed~ I don't want to sleep by myself."

"Go to bed? Yes! But you are not allowed to touch me tonight, or you will sleep in the guest room for the rest of your life!"

"Yeah okay, I promise not to move!" You can stay still before going to sleep, but you can't guarantee it after you go to sleep. Anyway, I'm lying on the bed, what else can you do to me?

Yihua saw that Zhang Yunlei lay down and put on the quilt obediently, pretending to be very obedient.I thought to myself: "Hmph, just pretend!"

Yihua got up to dim the lights in the bedroom, and then took off her nightgown, revealing a sexy Christmas suit inside, with a circle of white fluff wrapped around the chest and skirt, just blocking the important position.He went quietly to the bedroom, put on the bell and hairpin, and came out.Zhang Yunlei couldn't lie down on the bed for a long time, and when he heard his wife go to the toilet, he opened his eyes immediately, and just in time saw Yihua coming out of the bathroom.White jade-like toes, wearing seductive high-heeled shoes, smooth calves intertwined straight, a fiery red dress with white fur edges, a combination of bells and hairpins, like a lost reindeer.Zhang Yunlei swallowed his saliva when he saw this scene that made people bloody, pulse, and gushing, and then sat up.

"Who just said to lie on the bed obediently tonight? Huh? Lie back!"

Zhang Yunlei looked at Yihua, he couldn't enjoy the beauty in front of him, this is the biggest punishment!

Yihua walked around the bed with strides, and every time she took a step, the bell swayed in front of her chest, and the crisp sound moved Zhang Yunlei's mind.Beautiful, really beautiful!Like a leprechaun!

This annoying little goblin gently lifted the quilt, touched Zhang Yunlei's face with her cold hands, gently teased his lips, flapped them again and again, "It's agreed, don't move today!"

"Daughter-in-law, you are like this...I..."

"I said I won't let you move, but I didn't say that I can't move~" He lowered his head and kissed the sexy thin lips, biting up and down please lick, and finally licked the corners of his lips unsatisfactorily.Then he rolled onto the bed and lay on his side next to Zhang Yunlei.He raised his head, glanced at it seductively, and tried his best to restrain the man, "You don't move~ The punishment is not over yet."

Zhang Yunlei opened his eyes wide, looking at the little goblin who set fire to himself, let's see how far you can do it!

"Grandpa, are you satisfied with the servant's service? Can you fall in love with this Christmas gift?"

Zhang Yunlei panted hoarsely, "Little fairy, you lit the fire yourself, don't beg for mercy later."

"Huh? Who is begging for mercy? Don't forget, you can't move tonight!"

Zhang Yunlei turned over and threw Yihua at him! "Oh? Really? I forgot if you didn't tell me! But look at the time, Christmas is over, and now it's crazy, happy night!"

"Ah! It's not you, why don't you count what you say!"

"Really? I keep my word! Since you like games so much, let's play one too."

"What? What are you doing, where are you licking? Ah! Just lighten up."

"Easy? Okay! Let's count to 7~ I'll be heavier when I count to 7, count quickly!"

“1...2....3...4....5....6....7啊！”

"You counted wrong, I will help you! 7.7.7.7.7.7"

The little girl who played with fire and set herself on fire, was completely crazy on the day of the carnival night, and the party was too much, and she didn't get up.