The days after becoming a mouse spirit

The inside and outside of the Yunluo Palace are full of sentient beings from the sixth generation who came here admiringly, discussing in a low voice, and this is only the first day's people, only the winners are eligible to compete with the later people .

Seeing that the time had come, Li Jing strode forward and bowed his hands to salute: "Today is the day when my beloved daughter competes in martial arts to recruit relatives. Without further ado, let's start the first round of competition immediately." Signaling Nezha to maintain order, Li Jing sat back to his original seat Holding his beard to observe quietly.

"Sister, don't worry, my brothers will take good care of you."

Jin Zhizhi: ...Brother, you just need to undo the immobilization method for me, I just want to leave now :-) Haha.

"Arrange it, arrange it." No matter how unhappy Nezha can do it himself, he must choose someone who is a little bit worthy.

"The first one, come on stage." With a yell, Mu Zha led people into the arena.On the stage, Jin Zha sat upright, with a gentle smile, "You are from the underworld? Oh, the god of death, right. I'm really sorry, you are not qualified."

The man who was soaked in black evil spirit and couldn't see his face was slightly taken aback, "Why, I haven't done anything yet."

"Your image doesn't match, look, the dead air all over your body is cold and cold, and it doesn't freeze my sister."

"I..." Before the young man could say anything, he was rolled up by a piece of red silk (Hun Tian Ling) and threw it out. It could be seen that the people who were still there were merciless, and the sound of landing in the distance surprised a lot of cranes.

"Next." Mu Zha continued with his brows motionless.

"You are unqualified." Shutting up the roster slightly, Jin Zha said every word without hesitation.

"Why, I don't have black energy on me!" This was comparing the first person eliminated.

"Because you don't look up to standard." You are not good enough for your own sister.

"Unqualified."

……

"Unqualified."

After one round, only half of the people left.The point is that they are all sent away for various inexplicable reasons, either they are weak chickens or they are too burly, too burly can't do it, why let my sister play around?

The rest of the people also lost their temper when they saw such a wonderful contest to recruit relatives, and some just shook their heads and left.

There were also those who were brushed off claiming to be Tathagata/Guanyin/a certain Buddha who insisted on refusing to leave, and Nezha threw them out one by one.

Finally, a handsome young man in an indigo brocade suit jumped onto the stage, put away the folding fan in his hand, and started introducing himself without waiting for anyone to ask.

"The kid's name is Jinqing, and he's a green snake." For no reason, the brown eyes of the man in Tsing Yi raised slightly, looking in her direction. "The boy awakened the ancient bloodline by chance, and he is a descendant of Dayu."

"The boy has no parents and no sisters in his family. If the lady is willing to marry, she will definitely not suffer any grievances. I also bought some family property earlier. It is considered a small family fortune, and the lady will not suffer in life."

This time, Jin Zha was not smiling kindly, and it was rare for him to look at the person who came. His eyes scanned the past inch by inch, "Then why did you come to the competition to recruit relatives?"

These words can be well-intentioned, and I don’t know how many people were ruined by this question.

"You may not believe it, but Miss and I are old acquaintances." The smile on Jinqing's face faded away, and she muttered unfocusedly, "I haven't changed my mind since I saw her." After saying that, Seems to wake up.He stared straight at her, and the complexity in his eyes almost overflowed.

For some reason, Jin Zhizhi felt depressed, especially under the eyes of the man swaying across the sea of ​​people, he couldn't look away.My heart is tense, I always feel that they should know each other.However, I really can't remember.So, could it be the old friend of the original owner? ! !

Covering his heart, Jin Zhizhi felt himself taking the pill.Especially, when he heard a faint "I'm here to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives.", I wish I could pass out on the spot.

She didn't know when the monk came, and how much she heard and watched.Just looking at the smile outlined on his bright and unique face, I always feel that he has watched the whole process.hehe.

This time, the monk did not hide his true face.Just turning the beads, looking at her across the void, there are countless tenderness in the eyes.Step by step, it collapses onto the high platform, as if the sky is full of flowers, and lotus grows step by step.Regardless of what the people below talked about, he just stood there firmly.

"Why are there still monks?" Someone whispered.Where no one could see, Jinqing clenched her fists.

Jin Zhizhi: "..." Hehe, I always feel that behind the gentleness in the monk's eyes is the glass shards, otherwise she would be chilly.

Jin Zhizhi wanted to yell: Monk, listen to my explanation, I am not, I am not.However, she could only keep smiling and face the difficulties.

"You are?" Jin Zha had never seen Tang Seng's real face, he just stared blankly at the bald head of the person who came, thinking that his sister was probably poisonous, except for Jin Chanzi and Xitian Laishi that the third brother mentioned, there was another monk here.

Nezha was completely stunned, rubbing his eyes in disbelief.Look again, that person is still right.This...doesn't it mean that Jin Chanzi has passed through the tribulation of love and immediately became a Buddha?What is he going to do now, could it be... He is here to take revenge on his sister! ! !

Nezha felt that he was the truth, rushed up to protect the calf and said, "You are not qualified, so you don't need to choose."

"Oh?" Tang Seng's face remained calm, but he kept turning the beads, "Does your sister think so too?"

No, no, no, Jin Zhizhi's heart was full of tears.However, she still kept smiling, neither sad nor happy, and she seemed to acquiesce in not saying a word.

Jin Zhizhi: "..." What a goddamned acquiescence! !Hang girl, do you need to die like this, isn't it just a run away?

"Didn't you say that the martial arts competition recruits relatives? Why, I'm not qualified before the martial arts competition?" His words can be said to touch people's hearts. Those who didn't dare to make trouble and were not thrown out protested not to be outdone when they saw someone taking the lead.

"That's right, that's right, I've never seen such a contest to recruit relatives."

"What kind of competition is this to recruit relatives? We don't accept it."

"Yes, I don't agree."

"Quiet, quiet. The martial arts competition is the second round." Helpless, Nezha had no choice but to say, "You should introduce yourself first."

He wanted to find a reason to dismiss him, but this person's external conditions were top-notch, and he couldn't pick anything out.The only thing left... that he is a monk... his eyes lit up, and Nezha knew what to do.

"I am Zhan (zhan) Sandalwood (tan) Merit Buddha."

With a bang, there was chaos underneath.Who doesn't know the name of Zhantan Gongde Buddha, but he is the second disciple of the Tathagata, known as the Holy Buddha.Even Tathagata intends to pass on the position, and even deliberately let people experience it next time.

Now there is someone claiming to be Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha to come to a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, is it crazy?Although there is a saying that the Buddha's son returned to the vulgar and married, this is too... too unbelievable.

"You heard it too, you are a Buddha, how can you get married. So, meritorious Buddha, you'd better not join in the fun." Nezha had a headache.

"Oh, does it mean that it's okay if others don't say it?" Tang Seng said, and when he knew it, he waved his sleeves as usual, "Okay, no one will say anything."

People in different poses who were trapped: ... made.Is this meritorious Buddha?Bandits are more or less the same! ! !Who said that the golden cicada was handed down from generation to generation with compassion and thought of the world with his heart, so be rude to me! !

Nezha: ...Is that what he meant, huh? ! !Really tired, Nezha thought: Forget it, forget it, anyway, whether people can stay until the end is still open to discussion, and besides, the conditions for monks to compete in martial arts are more difficult than others.

I thought I would wait for a Western angel to come, but I didn't expect a Zhantan Gongde Buddha to come, and I was tired.

……

In the evening, Jin Zhizhi sat obediently and waited for someone to come.Sure enough, the monk appeared out of thin air after a while.

"Old man!" Jin Zhizhi was overjoyed, he didn't talk to her during the day. "Old man, I was also kept in the dark. I don't want to recruit relatives by martial arts. Trust me!"

Restraining the upturned eyes, the monk stepped forward slowly, "Of course I believe you." He said, playing with a strand of hair.

Just when Jin Zhizhi thought the monk didn't mind, he suddenly leaned over and pressed her on the head of the bed. !"

The monk lowered his brows and eyes to make it hard to see his expression, but he just put one arm around her waist and continued to play with her hair with the other hand.The black and smooth hair was entwined around his fingers, and he didn't urge her to speak, just waiting for her to speak.

A few strands of hair that were missing brushed the tip of the nose, shrugging the nose, Jin Zhizhi wanted to take it away, but was suppressed and couldn't move.

"Monk, can you relax a little bit?" It's so itchy!

"Huh?" With a soft hum, Tang Seng looked at her directly, "Why?"

"I, ah, ah che."

"Uh, no need, ha ha." With dry laughs, Jin Zhizhi snorted Tang Seng's face with his sleeve while Tang Seng was in a daze, trying to destroy the corpse.

Damn, I sprayed the monk with saliva all over his face. >_

Maybe it was because of impatience, but Jin Zhizhi didn't pay attention to his energy, and the monk's white and tender skin made her blush.Imprinted abruptly on the face, it is too conspicuous.

Originally, she was still a little guilty, after all, it was all her own saliva, and it would be disgusting for her.But now she couldn't be happier to see the monk's dumbfounded look of being bullied and foolish.

Laughing silently, Jin Zhizhi lay on his chest and refused to get up.

"Old woman, is it funny?" Tang Seng said, "Spray my face with saliva, are you still laughing?"

"No, no, it's not funny." Trying to hold back, Jin Zhizhi couldn't help squinting.

However, soon she couldn't laugh anymore, because the monk suddenly lowered his head and kissed her face several times indiscriminately, and said vaguely: "If you give peaches back, you should return them."

Made, are you a dog? !Touching his wet face, Jin Zhizhi was furious.

"Old woman, I haven't said who he is yet." Obviously, even if he is satisfied, the monk is still stingy.

"I don't know him either. I think he's weird, and the way he looks at me is especially strange! And I always feel that his breath is a bit familiar, but I'm sure I haven't seen him before." As for the original body, she didn't know .

"Well, I see." Hearing Jin Zhizhi said that the breath was familiar, Tang Seng's eyes flickered, and it seemed that he should check it out.

In the silence, Jin Zhizhi suddenly remembered something, and stood up halfway. "By the way, my brother said that the Tathagata made a fortune for me, saying that I must marry someone within three months, or I will suffer life and death? The key is to listen to my brother, master, he can't do it beforehand. You and I know this, you know it is What's the matter?" Jin Zhizhi couldn't help asking, "Could it be that I really have some kind of life and death calamity?"

"No." Tang Seng turned ugly and pushed him back.

"Master, he's just idle." There's no such thing as life and death, it's clearly looking for compensation after losing face.

As a master, he has always been used to being free and easy.Since he was a child, he has been causing trouble for him, and he clearly understands the truth, but if he says something is wrong, he will lead him and run wildly on the wrong road.

Everyone is confused by his illusion, thinking that he is a good-natured person with a world in mind.Only in front of him, a personal disciple, would that person reveal his wicked and reckless side.

This person doesn't look like a teacher at all. He was bullied and cried by this person when he was a child, but he watched with great interest not only did not repent, but worsened.

Because of this, he has developed a set of superficial skills and an indifferent temperament that doesn't care about everything.If you want to make trouble, then do as you please, I will go to study the Buddhist scriptures myself.Let the east, west, north and south wind, I will not relax, the worst is to find it secretly.He has never lost in patience, and it is nothing to fight for hundreds of years.

It turned out to be a good thing, this person couldn't bully him anymore, so he changed his ways to see him change his face.It's also fortunate that he didn't have anything special in mind, so he didn't let people seize the opportunity to succeed. Now that he has such a big weakness in front of him, he doesn't have to work hard.

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