The rest of my life is just for you

"Passing by, don't miss it! Handsome guys and beauties, uncles and aunts, are you sure you don't want to take a look? Great National Day discount, no 998, no 98, just 68, you can take your life home!"

I saw a young man in a Taoist uniform hawking at a place less than 200 meters away from the terracotta warriors and horses. His sentence "bring your life home" really attracted some people.

"Hey, little sister, I see that you are going to be black, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future. Come here, little brother, and I will count it for you!" winking.

It is very unlucky to say this, and coupled with the little Taoist priest's wretched performance, it angered the fat boyfriend next to the young lady.

"You rascal, cheating, extremely wretched, youthful, do not respond to the call of the country, do some good deeds, learn to tease people, I'm afraid you're looking for a fight!"

After some ideological education, the fat boyfriend still didn't forget the last sentence, so he stepped forward a few steps, raised his fist, and punched the little Taoist priest in the face.

The little Taoist priest, who could have avoided it, received the punch abruptly, covered his eyes and yelled, "Brother, calm down, please be merciful! I'm just eating for dinner, please do me a favor!"

The little Taoist priest didn't forget to say a few words when he was beaten, which made the little fat brother who was deeply educated by patriotism even more unbearable. He said that he was going to have a second round, "You kid is still kicking your nose!"

"Honey, don't be angry, we are here to play, don't make any small episodes!" The young lady who had just been teased by the little Taoist priest stretched out her gentle little hand and held the little fat brother, and the little Taoist priest just survived.

"It's still Miss Sister who is considerate! How about I don't charge money, so I'll do the trick for you!"

As soon as the words came out, the little fat brother was not happy, "Stinky boy, do you have itchy skin, I let you go, and even kicked your nose on your face!"

Faced with such a scene, the little Taoist priest could only smile at the crowd, hand in hand, and give way to the young couple. Seeing this, the crowd dispersed and left in all directions.

The little Taoist sent everyone away with a smile, especially the couple just now. Looking at their backs going away, his smile gradually faded away, and he couldn't help worrying about that young lady with a blackened seal.

After all this fuss, come on, we have to close the stall and evacuate people in advance, and wait for new tourists to come tomorrow, so that we can continue to fool around.

The little Taoist packed up his things and turned to the alley next to the oily spicy noodles not far away. Within a few minutes, a casual and handsome guy wearing a black peaked cap was strolling on the street swaggeringly.

It's another day, the sun is shining at three o'clock, and the little Taoist priest is still dreaming. Last night, the ladies and sisters who washed the sand in the big waves were too enthusiastic, and there was nothing to do, so I had to arrange them one by one. No, there is no shortage of wine and money. Flowers, headaches and brain swelling, lack of skills.

Seeing that the evening market was about to start, the little Taoist priest was still lying on the bed in the hotel. Who knew that he was buried in Ruanxiang last night.

The room attendant came three times and saw that there was always a Do Not Disturb sign on the door. After all, any criminal cases in such a five-star hotel would affect the business somewhat in the future.

After repeated decisions, the manager of the room department decided to call the little Taoist room, "Du, beep, beep..." The phone kept busy, and the manager was about to give up, when he heard a hoarse voice. Come out, "Hey, who is it?"

"Hi sir, we have no intention of disturbing you. It's just that you came back drunk last night and stayed in the room all day. We are a little worried about your health, so we take the liberty to disturb you!"

"Oh, it's okay, my master is fine!"

The little Taoist hung up the phone without listening to what was going on, and was about to go back to sleep, so it's okay, he shuddered, as if thinking of something important, "I'll go, my stall, my Monny!"

This time I didn't feel sleepy at all, and I rushed to the toilet with a stride, and I didn't turn on the water for a day, but I was suffocated.

Three minutes, just three minutes, the little Taoist priest appeared in the lobby like a dog again, winked at the beauty at the front desk, and walked towards the small square freely and freely.

Sure enough, he was handsome for less than three seconds. He sneezed as soon as he left the hotel, and sprayed the face of the aunt who came in. The next step was the aunt's ideological education and personal attacks, comparable to Tang Seng in Journey to the West.

It was impossible for the little Taoist to escape, so the aunt grabbed him by the collar, causing the little Taoist to make amends, praise and apologize, and escaped from the "claw" after saying all the good things.

Stumbling and dazed, I came to yesterday's spicy noodle restaurant again.The little Taoist who seldom eats spicy food has no choice but to go into the store to taste it because he is hungry.

In the end, this sourness was authentic, and the little Taoist left in tears, arousing the attention of diners in the store, "Everyone, eat quickly, it's delicious, look, I'm so moved that I cried!" The little finger pointed, revealing the row of big white teeth.

It's better for National Day, such a long holiday, so many tourists, especially those young ladies, all of them are in good shape, it's amazing!

The little Taoist stood at the place where he set up his stall yesterday, looking at the passers-by with scrutiny, feeling extremely happy in his heart.

I've had enough of enjoying my eyesight, I want to start a business to make some money, last night I spent all my savings in order to save the lost woman, if this continues, I can only live on the streets and compete with the old men for land.

The same trick, tried and tested repeatedly, although it came late, made a small profit.That big sister with heavy makeup is afraid of being haunted by ghosts, just don't be scared away by her!And his obscene-looking son, who looked like he had watched too many small movies, was skinny and had lost too much essence.Although the mother and son are not very good, but having a good husband, a good father, and doing good deeds can be regarded as keeping the family safe.

This kind of manual work earns a net income. When I meet a big local tyrant, I will open for three years!

For such a result, the little Taoist priest is already very satisfied, so he doesn't want to drink, sits on the little Maza, quietly admiring the young ladies who come and go, not to mention how comfortable he is.

"I'll go, I traveled thousands of miles to see the terracotta warriors, but I can only look at the periphery, and I won't let you in. I'm so mad!"

"I heard that something happened yesterday, and the police are here. No, we have to close the museum."

"It can't be like this if something goes wrong. I finally came here once, and I'm going back to work tomorrow. I don't know when I will come next time. Even if you give me a look, I'll be satisfied!"

"Don't make any big accidents just for the sake of quickness, I heard it's quite scary there!"

"What do you mean? What's so scary, maybe there are ghosts!"

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense, have you never heard, 'After the founding of the country, monsters can't become spirits'?"

Listening to the conversation between the two boys not far away, the little Taoist felt a little uneasy. Could something really happen?So while the two were still there, he walked over and planned to find out.

"Hey, two little brothers, what did you say just now? It sounds very interesting. Can you relieve my addiction!"

"Hey, little Taoist priest, did you go to the wrong set? Why do you look so funny!" One of the guys laughed and at the same time tugged on Xiaodao's clothes. The little Taoist expressed his helplessness, but had no choice but to deal with it .

"What's the point of talking to him? Let's go. I'm so mad. Let's go eat mutton membrane!" The guy who didn't see the terracotta warriors was too irritable. Messy in the wind.

Hey, the young people nowadays are just too impetuous. What's so good about the terracotta warriors and horses? If they miss so many white and thin long legs, they deserve to be single!

The little Taoist's mouth is really one after another. If those two guys hear it, it is estimated that yesterday's drama will be staged again.

Back in front of the stall, the little Taoist was fidgeting. He always felt that what those two people said just now should be true. If it was true, he would have another chance to make a lot of money. Ladies and sisters who are washing the sand, wait for me !

In a blink of an eye, the little Taoist came to the entrance of the terracotta warriors and horses exhibition area. Although he could not enter, there were still many people taking pictures at the entrance.After finally squeezing into the first point, there was no information available, not even a staff member, and there was a notice of closure.

Everyone knows that the more serious the matter, the shorter the news media reports. Looking at this notice, the little Taoist realized that something might really have happened.

The little Taoist has been setting up a stall here for almost a week, and he never approached the terracotta warriors and horses exhibition area. On the one hand, the city management is too strong, and he can't stand it. On the other hand, the place is too dark.

As we all know, the terracotta warriors and horses were left over from the period of Qin Shihuang. After thousands of years, they were dug out by experts and became our cultural heritage.Everyone says that these are made of clay, but the little Taoist believes that they have souls.

At that time, funeral etiquette was very important, and many nobles were buried with them, let alone Qin Shihuang.In the face of life, how many people are willing to sacrifice themselves and become funeral objects in other people's graves?

However, the reality is very cruel. There will always be people who are unwilling to be buried with them, which will generate strong resentment. As time goes by, the resentment will become heavier and heavier, and the entire burial space will become the biggest energy explosion point, which is about to explode.

It's okay to be buried in the ground, after all, "they" haven't been in contact with the human world for a long time, and they don't know how good Miss Sister is, so they won't feel jealous.

Looking at this notice, the little Taoist couldn't help but feel a little nervous. He has been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and he has never seen such a big storm, but he is a little shy in front of this terracotta warrior. Why?This feeling is both familiar and strange, as if I have experienced that dynasty. Among these people, maybe there are some acquaintances of my own?

Being in a daze is a very dangerous thing, especially in such a crowded place, if you don’t pay attention, there will be a little accident, just ask you, whether you are surprised or not.

"Hey, please step aside!"

The little Taoist who heard the voice, before he had time to see who was talking, felt his eyes go dark, and he lay down weakly, the big soft ball on his face covered his sight.

"Hey, my mother's waist, what can I do!"

Hearing such a voice, the little Taoist priest was desperate, thinking that my young master has been in the flowers for more than ten years, but let this girl ruin it. I am really speechless for the country I have built over the years!

The little Taoist priest, who was still secretly sad, felt that the light was shining again, and stretched out his hand to himself, which was a bit rough, but the little sister's hand felt it!

"Little brother, are you okay!" An uncle in a security uniform smiled and looked at the little Taoist priest. Although his smile was very sunny, it was a bigger haze to him.

The people around were all looking at the little Taoist priest and the cursing fat lady, which made him feel even more ashamed, wishing he could find a hole to hide in.

Just when the little Taoist was in a daze, a hand was put on his shoulder, the trembling hand was so familiar.