I have a routine, male god

Ever since she gave Nezha a flat peach, Su Xi has been looking for him from time to time, and because he is so cute and small, so easy to bully, so she always kisses and hugs him.

In the flat peach forest, Su Xi pointed to the clouds in the sky and said, "Look, does that cloud look like a candy?"

Nezha looked up, and Su Xi took the opportunity to kiss his face. He retreated a few steps, blushing and said angrily, "Don't kiss me!"

Su Xi asked, "What about hugging? Not even one?"

Nezha excitedly said: "No!!!"

Su Xi sighed: "Oh, that's fine."

So in the next few days, Su Xi never showed any overly intimate behavior towards him again, Nezha was relieved, and felt a little disappointed for no reason, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

On this day, Su Xi passed by Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace, and saw that the gold and silver boys were cute, so he started playing with them. Before leaving, one of them kissed and praised: "You are so cute!"

After speaking, Su Xi smiled and turned to leave, only to see Nezha standing opposite her, looking at her expressionlessly, then walked away.

Su Xi: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Ahhh!Long live!

Su Xi hurriedly chased after him, and shouted anxiously: "Nezha! Nezha! Listen to my explanation!"

Nezha stopped in his tracks, looked back at her, and said indifferently, "Oh, please explain."

Su Xi was sweating profusely: "Uh... I just... just played with them for a while, they are cute... I just... um... kiss... just one!"

Nezha: "Hehe."

The angry Nezha returned to Hanguang Palace, slapped the Chi Ninglian that was going to be given to Su Xi on the ground, and then kicked it away.

Don't let you kiss me, so you run to kiss others? ! !Still two! ! !It really pissed me off! ! ! !

The next day, Yang Jian received another anonymous letter of complaint, the handwriting on it was extremely forceful, obviously the writer was very emotional.

The other party narrated his crime of lax discipline at length, and finally added a sentence: Take care of your little fairy, don't let her visit her relatives everywhere!How decent!

Yang Jian frowned, looked at Su Xi who was playing with Xiao Tiangou, and asked, "Did you visit relatives everywhere?"

Su Xi's eyes widened: "How is this possible?" I only kiss the cute little fairy boy and little fairy!

Yang Jian nodded, and tore up this nonsense anonymous letter to shreds. It seemed that he had to find out who had objected to the little girl in his palace!

In order to calm Nezha, Su Xi chased after him every day to beg for forgiveness, but all he left for her was his back and an extremely arrogant "huh╯^╰".

Helpless, Su Xi ran to find Jiuxian to drink, and sighed distressedly: "He won't talk to me no matter what, it's been three days!"

The Jiuxian raised his glass and said: "Oh, don't worry, come here, drink my glass of Wangyou wine, and I guarantee that all your worries will disappear in smoke!"

Su Xi raised his head and drank it, thinking in his heart that he was really drunk and relieved thousands of worries. Wangyou wine lived up to its reputation, so he drank a few more glasses, and then said goodbye to the wine fairy with a smile.

Jiu Xian waved his hand and kept saying no thanks!

The Jiuxian who is in a happy mood feels that he is really good, and he helps an unhappy person. He must be happy in life, and it is not good to have a sad face!

He bent down to take away the empty jug, but he was stunned when he saw it clearly, my darling, I accidentally took it wrong just now, what Fairy Han Su drank was rejuvenating wine!

On the other side, Su Xi felt hot all over while walking, but she thought it was just like that after drinking Wangyou wine, so she didn't care, not knowing that she was a little shorter now than before.

After walking for a while, Su Xi suddenly saw Nezha in front of him, and quickly called out to him, "Nezha!"

When Nezha heard her voice, he turned his head and left, but Su Xi grabbed him by the corner of his clothes.

"Don't be angry, I know I was wrong!"

While speaking, Su Xi became shorter again.

Nezha snorted: "Where did you go wrong ╯^╰?"

Su Xi said, "I shouldn't have kissed the gold and silver boy."

Nezha folded his arms around his chest, turned his back to her and said, "What else?"

Su Xi said: "You are the cutest, the cutest, the most handsome, I like you the most!"

The corners of Nezha's mouth slightly turned up, but still proudly turned his back to her, and solemnly educated: "Heaven has its own rules, men and women are different, you can't get too close to others! You are not allowed to kiss, and you are not allowed to get too close. Hug! Do you hear me?"

Su Xi has become as tall as Nezha at this time, and even speaks with a small voice: "Yes, I heard it!"

As soon as this voice entered Nezha's ears, he was half-crippled. He blushed and turned to stare at Su Xi: "Speak well, don't act like a baby!"

This stare didn't matter, Nezha was stunned for a moment after seeing what the person behind him looked like now.

I saw that slim, graceful and graceful fairy turned into a little girl of seven or eight years old, and her slender and tall figure like a willow shrunk to half of her former size, not even as tall as the jade railing beside her.

Her small face is pink and cute, with a bit of baby fat, her eyes are big and round, watery, like crystals, and the elegant neon dress is so wide on her body that it almost buries her , The skirt also hangs a lot on the ground.

Su Xi looked up at Nezha, pulled at his clothes, and said in great distress: "Oh! Why have I become smaller?"

When she spoke, she unconsciously pouted her pink and tender mouth, and her tone was milky, not coquettish, but better than coquettish. Nezha who witnessed all this was immediately violently attacked.

Nezha: Ahhh!Good, so cute!

Nezha was so dazed that he stood still and didn't speak, Su Xi took the initiative to walk towards him, but accidentally stepped on his skirt, softly oops >﹏<, and fell to the ground with a slap.

Nezha: ...

Ahhh!How can she be so cute?Did he grow up eating cute?

Nezha covered his heart, his whole body was dazed by cuteness, he stepped forward to help Su Xi up, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Su Xi stood up, patted his clothes, and said in confusion, "I don't know, but it suddenly happened after drinking the wine made by Jiuxian."

As she spoke, a dull hair rose on her head.

puff!As if an arrow had hit Nezha, his blood bar instantly cleared and he fell down on the jade railing.

After changing his clothes, Nezha took Su Xi to look for Jiuxian. Jiuxian was very embarrassed and said that he took the wrong wine. There was nothing to do in this state. He had to wait a few days until the effect of the rejuvenating wine dissipated. will be back to normal.

The next day, Su Xi went to work in Zhenjun Palace. As soon as Yang Jian looked up, he saw a little girl who had suddenly become smaller walking in, raised her delicate face like a flower, and said to him: "Zhenjun , I will be on duty!"

Yang Jian was silent for a second, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Su Xi sighed and said, "Accidentally drank Jiuxian's rejuvenating wine, that's it! Zhenjun, don't worry, I will definitely not delay my work!"

After finishing speaking, Su Xi walked to her seat, then tiptoed, tiptoed, but couldn't sit on it, looked at the stool at the same level as her shoulders, showing an aggrieved expression: QAQ

Yang Jian:……

Yang Jian quietly covered his heart, then stepped forward and picked up Su Xi, put her on the stool, and patted her head by the way.

Su Xi narrowed his eyes with a smile, and there seemed to be a small flower blooming behind him: "Thank you, Zhenjun!"

Yang Jian nodded lightly, took out a handful of star sugar and put it on her desk, then returned to his desk, concentrating on reviewing the papers, as if he was not affected by this little situation at all.

After a while, Xiaotiangou asked in a low voice: "Master, why did you open the sky eye?"

Yang Jian blushed, closed the sky eyes that had been looking at this certain direction, and said solemnly: "The little girl is sitting too high, I'm afraid she will fall."

Xiaotiangou nodded, and then became a little confused. If he is afraid of falling, can he just change the chair?Why do you keep watching with the eyes of the sky?

Soon Su Xi got off work, and as soon as she walked out of the Zhenjun Palace, she met the Holy Mother of Golden Light and the Seven Fairies.

The female fairies whose faces were covered with blood hugged and kissed Su Xi, and even pinched their faces. Su Xi couldn't stand their enthusiasm, and waved his short hands to protest, but another round of love was ushered in. kiss.

Just when Su Xi was at a loss, a voice as cold as moonlight came from beside him: "What are you doing to the master of my palace?"

Our Lady of Golden Light froze instantly: "True...True Monarch..."

The Seventh Fairy immediately put Su Xi down, and called out very cowardly: "Cousin."

Yang Jian frowned slightly, and said in an extremely dignified manner: "Fairy Han Su is your colleague, how can you be rude to her?"

Our Lady of Golden Light and the Seven Fairies immediately withered away, lowered their heads and said they would not do so in the future.

Yang Jian nodded, picked up Su Xi and took him away.

After sending people to the gate of Qionghua Hall, Yang Jian put Su Xi down and said to her, "Let the Xiaotian dog escort you back and forth during this time."

Su Xi waved his hands again and again: "No need, how can you be so mean? Thank you, Zhenjun, for your kindness!"

Yang Jian said with a serious face: "No, you will be in danger."

Su Xi: "Huh?"

Yang Jian bent down, looked at the exquisite and lovely Su Xi, and said very seriously: "It will be stolen."

Su Xi:? ? ? ? ?