I have a routine, male god

In the Nine Heavens, Qionglou Yuyu, Jinque and Yinluan, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and Yaoji, Erlang Zhenjun, San Shengmu and Seven Fairies gathered together.

There are many flat peaches in the glass plate, and the golden cup is full of fine nectar and jade liquid, and the fairies underneath are dancing in front of the dance hall.

Today is Yaoji's birthday, so a family banquet is held, and no one else is invited, just the blood relatives are enough to celebrate.

The Seven Fairies got together to chat with the Three Holy Mothers, but they didn't dare to disturb their cousin Erlang Shen Yang Jian.

Seventh Fairy: >﹏< Cousin is so serious, I dare not talk to him at all!

On the other side, Yang Jian was drinking fine nectar and watching the singing and dancing, but after watching for a while, the fairy who was leading the dancer almost sprained her feet, and the other fairy's movements also became stiff.

Yang Jian:……

Yang Jian silently retracted his gaze, touched the Xiaotian dog beside him, and the dancing postures of the fairies immediately became graceful again.

After a while, the Queen Mother's messenger, the blue bird, flew in with a scroll in its mouth. The Queen Mother opened it and looked in surprise, "Huh? Patriarch Bodhi actually accepted a female apprentice?"

The Jade Emperor also showed a very surprised look. Although Patriarch Bodhi is usually hidden from the world, his status is the same as that of Sanqing, and he is an important god in the Three Realms.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother ruled the heaven together, male immortals belonged to the Jade Emperor, and females were under the management of the Queen Mother, so Patriarch Bodhi sent a letter asking the Queen Mother to arrange a suitable priesthood for his beloved disciple.

The queen mother said: "Su Xi... is a good name. Since she is proficient in lightning spells, why not arrange her to go to Emperor Ziwei..."

Before he finished speaking, Yang Jian, who was still casual just now, suddenly said: "There is still a lack of a master book in the Zhenjun Palace, why not let her come over."

The Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, and finally nodded: "That's how it is."

At this moment, the Seventh Fairy had already begun to sympathize with Su Xi in her heart. Poor girl, wouldn't she be scared to cry by her cousin on the first day she went there?What a tragedy!

Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai

On the top of the mountain, the clouds are floating, and the patriarch of Bodhi stands with his beard twisted. In front of him is the stubborn Monkey King: "Master, I have also graduated from the master. Let me go to the heaven with my sister to serve."

Patriarch Bodhi said: "You are the fighting and defeating Buddha of the Western Heaven, why go to the Heavenly Court again?"

Sun Wukong said: "I became a Buddha because of her. Naturally, wherever she goes, I will go there."

Patriarch Bodhi said: "Then what if her love is not with you? After all, she was with the third prince Nezha in her previous life..."

Monkey King was silent for a moment, and in his golden eyes there was determination to move forward: "Everything has not yet begun, and I, Monkey King, was born to change my fate against the sky!"

Patriarch Bodhi sighed: "Forget it, since you have already made up your mind, then follow me to repair the golden eyes, and then go to heaven!"

Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "Thank you, master!"

The next day, Su Xi changed into a light gold neon dress, brought the Xuanshuang Sword, and said goodbye to Patriarch Bodhi and Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said: "Senior Sister, you are waiting for me in the Heavenly Court. I will be a teacher soon. I will protect you and no one will dare to bully you!"

Su Xi smiled and said, "Okay! I'll be waiting for you!"

After finishing speaking, Su Xi swung her sleeves away and flew into the depths of the clouds. The wind blew up her skirt, and the golden threads shone against the sun, resplendent and dazzing.

After flying for a long time, Su Xi saw a majestic and gorgeous stone gate with three big gilt characters written on it: Nantian Gate, and two generals guarded it beside it.

Su Xi took out the document given to her by Bodhi Patriarch, and the general took a look at it before letting her in.

Su Xi walked through the Nantian Gate, and the fairy palaces that lined up in rows immediately appeared in front of him, with pavilions, towers, pavilions, yushuqionghua, it was too beautiful to behold.

It turns out that Nantianmen is a gate to pass through the world, and the heavenly court is located in another space, which is not connected to the mortal world. If you don't pass through the Nantianmen, you will not be able to find the heavenly court even if you spend your whole life wandering in the sea of ​​clouds.

Su Xi was admiring the scenery of the heavenly court when a blue bird flew over and landed in front of her, becoming a fairy with full head and eyebrows.

Qingniao said: "But the disciple of Patriarch Bodhi?"

Su Xi nodded.

Qingniao said: "You have been conferred the title of Fairy Hansu by your empress, and you are the master book under the command of Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun. Please come with me."

When Su Xi heard that his immediate boss was Erlang God, he was surprised and delighted at the same time. This is too coincidental, so he repeatedly confirmed: "Is it really a true emperor?"

Blue Bird nodded, with sympathy in his eyes.

Su Xi didn't understand the blue bird's eyes at all, but looked forward to it very much, wondering what the real Erlang God looks like?

The Hall of Xianshengzhenjun and Nantianmen are far away, and they almost have to pass through most of the heavens. Anyway, there is no rush. Su Xi strolled past with the blue bird, and recognized the way by the way.

"That's Tushita Palace." "That's Guanghan Palace." "That's Lingxiao Palace."

The blue bird introduced them one by one, until they reached a palace that smelled of lotus fragrance, Su Xi said: "Let me guess, this is the palace of the third prince Nezha?"

Qingniao said: "Fairy is really smart, this is the third prince's Hanguang Palace."

After finishing speaking, she led Su Xi to continue walking forward. Su Xi turned her head and glanced at Hanguang Palace, pinched a spell with her jade fingers and hit it, then followed the blue bird.

A moment later, a stream of light flew from the sky, and an eight or nine-year-old boy landed in front of the Hanguang Hall. He was dressed in white, with a handsome and lovely face, and a little cinnabar between his eyebrows was as bright as blood.

The boy was wearing a gold bracelet, and the red silk on his body was fluttering in the wind. He was the third prince Nezha, who was so powerful in the Three Realms.

In fact, Nezha has already grown up, he is a handsome young man, but when Xin Tiantiao was born, the ruthless sky became affectionate, and those female fairies dared not go to Erlang God, so they wandered around in front of him all day long, so Nezha simply appeared in his childhood form from then on. , broke their minds.

The fairy servants in front of the hall saluted one after another, Nezha nodded and walked into the hall, when a voice suddenly came to his ears: "I love you so much, what ah!"

Nezha suddenly stumbled in front of the threshold, stared round his eyes and looked around, his ears were red and he said angrily, "Who is it? Come out!"

No one responded around, and the immortal servants looked at Nezha suspiciously.

Nezha asked, "Who came here just now?"

A fairy waiter said: "The blue bird just led a strange fairy past here, she must have just ascended to the upper realm."

On the other side, Su Xi finally came to the Hall of the Holy Lord and the True Monarch. The hall was spacious and cold, with two stone dragons hovering on the top of the beam, gazing down, extremely majestic and solemn.

The immortal attendant from the Zhenjun Hall came out to welcome him, saying that Erlang Zhenjun is not here now, and took Su Xi to the side hall to wait.

Blue Bird completed the mission and went back to report to the Queen Mother.

There were many documents placed in the side hall, and Su Xi didn't dare to rummage through them. He just waited like this, almost falling asleep.

At this moment, a slender and majestic black dog walked in. It has strong limbs, sharp teeth, and calm and dignified eyes, unlike ordinary dogs.

Su Xi's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he squatted down and asked, "Are you Xiaotiangou?"

Xiao Tianquan nodded proudly.

Su Xi couldn't hold back his excitement, and praised: "You are so handsome!"

Xiao Tianquan raised his head proudly, and wagged his tail slightly.

Su Xi continued to praise: "It is said that you are Erlang God's good partner. When I saw you today, you really deserve your reputation."

When Erlangshen was mentioned, Xiaotiangou's tail wagged a lot.

Su Xi hurriedly said, "Can you let me touch it?"

Xiao Tiangou glared at Su Xi, and refused, "Only the master can touch me."

Su Xi then began to praise God Erlang in a fancy way: "Zhenjun is really a just and strict god. Without him, the three realms would be in chaos. I heard that in the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Zhenjun swept thousands of armies, which is really true." Brave and fierce……"

Sure enough, it was more useful to praise the master than anything else, Xiao Tiangou was so happy when he heard it, his tail wagged out afterimages.

In a happy mood, it stretched out a paw, and generously handed it in front of Su Xi: "Since you are so discerning about heroes, then I'll touch it for you."

Su Xi immediately pinched its meat pads, and kept praising Erlang God while pinching.

So after half an hour, Su Xi successfully broke through the line of defense and licked the Xiaotian dog from the beginning to the end.

Ahhh!The hair!This meat pad!It's really stunning!From now on, I can grab a hand every day at work, which is really wonderful!This works great!

Just when Su Xi was enjoying himself, the door painted with the Tai Chi cloud map suddenly opened, and in the room full of light, Erlang Zhenjun in the silver armor and black robe appeared in front of him.

His jade face is cold, his eyebrows are sharp like swords, elegant and luxurious like plum blossoms in snow, with a bitter fragrance.

There is a silver streak between his eyebrows, which is the trace of the seal of the eye of the sky. The whole person is handsome and majestic, like a sun wheel hanging in the sky.

Chasing light is human instinct.

Erlang Zhenjun stood in front of the door, staring at Su Xi quietly. At this time, she was squatting on the ground with her sleeves rolled up, stroking the head of the Xiaotian dog with one hand, and holding its paw with the other.

And Xiao Tiangou was leaning against her arms, with disheveled hair and exposed belly, as if he could be picked by you.

Oh shit, on the first day of work, I didn't do my job properly, and I just wanted to pet my boss's dog, but I was caught on the spot, what should I do?Wait online, hurry up!

Just when Su Xi was getting nervous, Yang Jian said indifferently: "Get up, how decent is it?"

Su Xi immediately stood up abruptly: "Yes! True Monarch!"

When Yang Jian walked into the hall, redness flashed behind his ears.

half an hour ago

Yang Jian, who just came back from Huashan Mountain, traveled through the peach forest and came to Zhenjun Palace. He thought of the little girl who ran into the shrine to pick up balls. Crying is.

Thinking of this, Yang Jian stopped in his tracks. He always knew that he was intimidating. When facing the idol, the little girl could talk endlessly, and dared to shake her hand boldly. If he saw the real him, he would shy away. ?

Just when Yang Jian felt a little helpless, he heard an ethereal and soft female voice coming from the side hall.

"Zhenjun is brave and good at fighting, wise and brave, and is the most, best, and best god in the world!"

"The True Monarch is fair and strict, high-minded and upright, and arbitrates all evils in the world!"

"□□Mysterious skills are in hand, and the three-pointed and two-edged gun is in hand, and it is invincible all over the world!"

Yang Jian's ears turned red immediately, and he couldn't go in right away, so he listened outside for half an hour, but it wasn't true, Yang was not as good as you said.

This little girl has liked him since she was a child...