I have a routine, male god

[Journey to the West 2.0 is about to start, please draw character cards]

[Congratulations on getting the R-rank card: Su Clan's Daughter]

[It is recommended that you pinch your face again, otherwise it will easily trigger the Shura field and cause the data disorder of the last week]

[Complete face pinching, system verdict: Overwhelming country and city, neither flowers nor fog, the spring breeze is unique]

[I wish you a happy game]

The springtime turns into poetry, dyeing the beautiful mountains and rivers, the willows are blooming green, the birds are singing and the swallows are flying, and the deep pink and light red begonias are blooming among the branches, competing for beauty, and the petals are scattered all over the ground.

An elegant warm fragrance floated in the air, and a pair of embroidered shoes with pearls stepped on the petals all over the floor.

It was a gentle and bright young girl, her eyebrows were like distant blue, her lips were like vermilion red, and her pair of bright autumn eyes were so clear and peaceful that they were so pure that they were not stained by dust.

The girl is wearing a light blue neon dress and a cloak made of cloud brocade. She walks among the sea of ​​flowers, and she is the most beautiful rare flower here.

"Miss, this year's crabapple blooms really well." The little maid, Axiu, smiled, with two dimples appearing on her baby-fat face.

"Yes, it's really fragrant." Su Xi broke off a flower, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it lightly, the bright red flower against the snow-white skin looked more and more charming.

Suddenly, there was a ding, and system notifications sounded around.

[Congratulations to the characters who trigger the strategy, Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King, and the divine stone left behind by Nuwa, who later protected Tang Monk to learn scriptures from the West, achieved positive results, and was awarded the title of Dou to defeat Buddha]

A character card pops up in front of your eyes, a god monkey with golden eyes is sitting on a peach tree, wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings, wearing a golden armor with chains, walking on cloud shoes with lotus roots and silk, holding a golden cudgel in your hand, a pair of With a proud and unrestrained appearance, behind him is a flag with the word Qi Tian written on it.

Su Xi got a little excited, and then pretended to be nonchalant: "Axiu, I seem to have lost my sachet, so go find it."

The silly Axiu showed a hesitant expression: "But... miss, you are here alone..."

Su Xi frowned, and showed the majesty of being a queen back then: "Why don't you go soon?"

Axiu immediately left obediently.

After she walked away, Su Xi looked left and right, but she couldn't find Sun Wukong at all. Finally, she raised her head as if feeling something, and met a pair of bright and intelligent eyes among the twigs and leaves.

It was a human-shaped ape, with golden hair like the afterglow of the setting sun. He was wearing human clothes that he did not know where to get. He was dressed in a mess, the belts were all tied wrong, and the sleeves were too long A lot, it looks very funny.

He quietly climbed on the tree, looking at Su Xi with vigilant eyes, as if he was going to escape by swinging the surrounding crabapple trees at any time.

His current appearance does not match the majestic Monkey King's image in the future. Su Xi's eyes widened in surprise. It turns out that the timeline of this week's goal is so early, and Monkey King is still an ignorant little monkey at the moment. , no spells at all.

No wonder the system asked her to pinch her face again!If the original face is still used, won't the plot collapse when Monkey King arrives in the daughter country in the future?

Seeing Sun Wukong's whole body tense, as if the bowstring had been pulled apart, Su Xi was afraid of scaring him away, and asked softly, "You... are you from Huaguo Mountain?"

The voice was soft, like a cotton candy, and it was harmless at all.

Sun Wukong looked at Su Xi in surprise, and immediately relaxed: "How do you know Huaguo Mountain?"

Su Xi smiled slyly: "Because... I met a monkey like you before, and he came from Huaguo Mountain."

Sun Wukong might have asked too many questions to expose this crude lie. Su Xi didn't give him a chance to speak, and immediately asked, "What's wrong with you? It looks like you're in trouble."

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and scratched his head, full of monkey nature: "The old monkey in Huaguo Mountain said that if you become a fairy, you can live forever, so I went across the sea to find a fairy and asked, but the people here will catch me as soon as they see me. Saying that I am a monster, I thought they would not recognize me if I put on human clothes, but it was useless at all, so I hid here."

As he spoke, he flicked his long tail, and pulled the suit of clothes that didn't fit at all with a look of disgust.

Su Xi couldn't help but burst out laughing, covering her mouth with her hands, revealing a pair of crescent-shaped eyes.

She beckoned and said, "Come down."

Sun Wukong hesitated for a moment, and quickly jumped down from the tree.

Su Xi said: "You don't wear clothes like this. If you dress up like this, people will recognize you as a monkey at a glance!"

With that said, Su Xi untied the belt that was tied into a ball by Monkey King: "Look, these two belts are tied together, and then tie these two again, remember, the right collar is on top, and the left collar is on top." Here, only the dead have the left collar on top!"

The slender fingers fasten the belt nimbly, and the movement is light and beautiful, which reminds Sun Wukong of butterflies flying among the flowers.

Su Xi took off his cloak again and put it on him: "This is all right, as long as you keep your head down, no one will be able to see that you are a monkey!"

Sun Wukong laughed happily: "Thank you! When I succeed in my studies, I will definitely come to repay you! What's your name?"

Su Xi said, "My name is Su Xi, what's your name?"

Sun Wukong looked blank: "I don't have a name, everyone calls me Stone Monkey."

Su Xi said, "How about calling Lingming?"

Sun Wukong muttered for a while: "Lingming... Lingming..." Then he said with a smile: "Okay, I will be called Lingming from now on!"

Su Xi looked through the system map, but she couldn't find the Three-Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, and then she thought about it carefully. There is a Taoist saying that there is no self in the world, and there is me everywhere. Heart orifice, square inch is also heart orifice, oblique moon and three stars still refers to heart orifice, it can be seen that as long as you go there with sincerity, any place in the world can be Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, oblique moon and three stars cave.

This is probably the purpose of Patriarch Bodhi's acceptance of disciples.

Su Xi smiled slightly, and said to Sun Wukong: "Don't you want to seek immortality and ask? I know a Bodhi Patriarch with boundless magic power. If you worship under his sect, you will have few opponents in the Three Realms!"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up immediately: "Really? Where is he?"

Su Xi said: "He lives in Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai, in the cave of the oblique moon and three stars, the Lingtai is the heart, the square inch is also the heart, the oblique moon and the three stars are still the heart, do you understand?"

The clever Monkey King used his brain and immediately understood the meaning of this sentence: "I know! Goodbye!"

Sun Wukong bid farewell to Su Xi, disappeared into the deep forest.

Su Xi stood there for a while, and Axiu came back with a frustrated face: "Miss, I didn't find the sachet."

Su Xi smiled and said, "It's okay, let's go back."

After returning home, Su Xi found a new statue of Nezha in the room. Carving the churning waves.

Thinking about the fairy world, where everything is possible, plus there is no one around, Su Xi couldn't help feeling naughty.

She lowered her head and kissed the god statue's face, and said with a smile: "It is said that sincerity leads to success, do you feel my sincerity?"

The statue was still the cold one, without any change. Su Xi thought to himself, Nezha has thousands of believers, even if he could manifest, he would definitely not notice me, so he walked away amused.

Above the nine heavens, the clouds are steaming and the clouds are glowing. A handsome young man is standing among the clouds and mists. He has red lips and white teeth, a little cinnabar between his eyebrows, and his whole body is pure and upright, with the demeanor of a fairy.

This young man is stepping on a hot wheel, holding a circle of heaven and earth, and flying red silk around his body, who is it but Nezha?

It turns out that the gods made in the world are all his appearance when he helped King Wu defeat Zhou. Now that so many years have passed, he has grown up, and he is no longer that willful little boy who disturbed the East China Sea.

Opposite Nezha stood a golden-armored god, whose appearance was somewhat similar to him. He was his elder brother Jinzha.

Jin Zha laughed and said, "We brothers haven't competed for a long time, let my brother see how your cultivation is doing!"

Nezha raised his eyebrows, and his face was bright: "If the eldest brother loses in a while, don't go to the second brother for a drink!"

Jin Zha laughed loudly: "You boy!"

After laughing, Jin Zha stabbed out with a gun. In an instant, the sea of ​​clouds surged, turned into a giant dragon, and rushed towards Nezha.

As soon as Nezha threw the Qiankun circle, the golden circle quickly turned into tens of thousands, turning into a wall, firmly blocking in front of him.

With a bang, Yunlong dissipated, and then Nezha's Huntian silk stretched to several thousand feet, and the overwhelming red flooded in, trying to capture Jinzha as if alive.

The two brothers were fighting fiercely, and seeing that Jin Zha was about to lose, Nezha was stunned suddenly, and Jin Zha seized the opportunity to restrain him.

Jin Zha took the magic weapon and asked suspiciously, "Nezha, why are you in a daze?"

Nezha's eyes were erratic, and the back of his ear was red, he hesitated and said, "No, it's nothing!"

On the other side, Sun Wukong randomly found a wilderness mountain, and kowtowed from the foot of the mountain, and every time he kowtowed, he sincerely shouted: "Meet Patriarch Bodhi!"

From dark to dark, he finally came to the top of the mountain, ripples like water rippled, and a simple Taoist temple appeared in front of him.

The little Taoist boy in Taoist robe opened the door, looked at Monkey King curiously, and then said with a straight face: "Come with me! Master calls you in!"

Sun Wukong was very excited, and under the guidance of Xiaodaotong, he saw the Bodhi Patriarch with white beard and hair.

I saw an old man sitting on a lotus platform, holding a dust whisk in his hand, with a peaceful and elegant expression, as if a pool of clear spring water, moving in stillness, full of continuous power under the seemingly calm surface.

Patriarch Bodhi opened his eyes and was surprised to see Sun Wukong dressed neatly. He asked, "How did you find the Three-Star Cave on the Oblique Moon?"

Sun Wukong replied: "Those with three stars on the oblique moon have a heart opening, and sincerity is there, metal and stone are opened. If you want to cultivate immortality, you must first cultivate your heart!"

Patriarch Bodhi showed a smile.

Monkey King immediately kowtowed and shouted: "Master!"

Patriarch Bodhi laughed loudly, stroked his long white beard and said, "You monkey, you are a thief!"

There was no hint of love in the words.

Patriarch Bodhi asked, "Do you have a name?"

Sun Wukong said: "My name is Lingming!"

Patriarch Bodhi said "Huh?" He had already figured out that he and the spirit monkey in front of him had a master-student relationship, so he naturally knew the ins and outs of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong is a spirit monkey. But since he was born, he grew up in Huaguo Mountain, with a group of wild monkeys in the deep mountains, but he didn't know which god told him the word "Lingming".

Patriarch Bodhi pinched his fingers and frowned, but he didn't count?

"That's all," Patriarch Bodhi shook his head and said, "Although you already have a name, I still have to give you a Taoist name as a teacher, let's call it Wukong!"

Sun Wukong kowtowed happily: "Thank you, master, for giving me the number!"

The author has something to say: In fact, I thought of two versions at the beginning. The first one is Xixi worshiping under the Bodhi Patriarch. One day when she opened the door, she found a monkey sitting outside the Taoist temple, and then this monkey became her junior brother. People get along day and night, Xixi takes good care of Sun Wukong, and later Xixi left the teacher, Bodhi Patriarch introduced her to be on duty in the Heavenly Court, her immediate boss is Erlang God Yang Jian, met a super cute little boy while wandering in Yaochi, not only teased her but also kissed her Already, the seven fairies next to her are scared to die, stop, stay, stay, stop!That is the Great God of the Three Altars Sea Club!The third prince of Nezha!Later, Sun Wukong finally left his teacher, and he couldn't wait to become an official in the sky, and to be Xixi's colleague...