I may have had a fake childhood

"So fast?" Jupiter turned around and was surprised. He hadn't made any preparations yet, and he was thinking of pretending to sell apples to Bai Xue to make a good transformation during this time. It's too late, I can only look at his protagonist aura.

I really hope that prince has bad eyesight.

The clown saw that he was distressed and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Jupiter.

"Can you make a poisoned apple?"

Looking up at the clown's more puzzled look, Jupiter gestured and said, "It's either the kind that is poisonous in itself, or the kind that puts poison on the apple skin. It shouldn't be difficult. I'll provide you with apples, and you Put poison or medicine on it and it will be fine."

Jupiter seemed to see the corner of the clown's mouth twitching, but when he looked carefully, he found nothing. He just turned around and said suddenly: "Don't use poison. Use medicine that can make people sleepy, but if you take it, it will be the same as Poison and medicine can make people unconscious."

"What do you want this for?" asked the Joker.

"This one." Jupiter approached mysteriously, which is the essence of Snow White's story, "Of course it's for Snow White."

Looking at his slightly squinted eyes and upturned corners of his mouth, the clown asked calmly, "Is Your Royal Highness trying to eradicate the weeds?"

"What are you thinking?" Jupiter glanced at the clown with disdain, how could he not correct his habitual thinking of killing Bai Xue casually, "You are stupid, why should I kill him? A potion for feigning death, when the time comes, everyone thinks he is dead, and then the prince passes by and sees a beautiful princess, kisses her, and the princess wakes up leisurely, what a romantic story.” Although Jupiter is a man, this story is after all It's every child's childhood, and I'm still a little excited to mention it now, even with a look of anticipation on my face, I glanced at the thoughtful clown, and reminded: "Don't make a mistake. Ah, it's the kind that won't sleep for a long time, or it would be embarrassing if you don't wake up after a kiss."

It turned out that the apple was stuck in his throat. Jupiter thought about Snow White's thick throat, and he might have to swallow the core to get stuck. It's better to give the sleeping potion directly.

It's just that this problem has been solved, Jupiter is still not completely relieved, he is sure that Baixue is a man, he really hasn't figured out how the world divides princesses and princes, it just depends on his mood, so he I don't know whether the prince passing by that day was a man or a woman.

Bai Xue is tall and burly, if the prince is a woman, maybe she can really have a good marriage, but if it is a man, then she has to find another way.

Why, how can a man kiss that face that is more masculine than himself, how can he marry and go home and live happily together.

Jupiter frowned, completely lost in the question.

"...Prepare two more. If the prince is unwilling, he will also eat one by the way. It is not afraid that he will not be willing to cook raw rice and cooked rice."

The clown on one side looked at him with a serious look and raised his eyebrows. It turns out that Her Royal Highness likes to be kissed awake, but she frowned after hearing what he said later. Is it really good to say such things with the princess's mouth?

"Is that the one?" Ju Xing stood in a place looking at the man coming on horseback from a distance, followed by two guards, the man swayed forward with both hands holding the reins, the tall horse flicked its head, and the pure white The mane flutters in the wind.

The corner of her mouth twitched. She gave full marks to this pretense. No wonder in the story Snow White fell in love with the prince after only seeing her once. Even fairy tales are a world of beauty.

It’s just that this is really a man. Thinking about the Baixue I saw a while ago, Baixue is a stronger and bigger man than him. This story can’t go on. Jupiter kicked a branch on the ground angrily. , The sound of click startled Jupiter.

"Yes, queen, this is the prince from the neighboring country. He should have come to the dark forest today to visit the witch's tracks unannounced."

The mirror was held in Jupiter's hand. In order to reduce the shock, Jupiter made it invisible, and only the voice could be heard.

It’s just that the clown’s voice is inexplicably strange, but because the clown has never liked Baixue very much due to the influence of the original plot, he is very opposed to this Jupiter’s behavior, but it is just a mirror, and everything must be listened to by the master. Yes, you can only slander in your heart.

After getting a definite answer, Jupiter turned around and looked at the cabin behind him, put on the hat on the cloak, held the magic mirror in front of him, and looked at it like an ordinary mirror.

Originally, he wanted to play the role of an old woman like in the story, but facing all kinds of cosmetics in bottles and cans, he really couldn't do it, and it was inconvenient for his maid to come. There were already many people in the wizard costume last time I am confused, so this time I can only rely on myself.

He had no choice but to ask the magic mirror for help. Jupiter turned dark when he thought of the scene after telling the clown what he thought that day.

As if hearing the news that the world was going to be destroyed, the clown raised an exaggeratedly astonished face, and refuted loudly with blood-red red lips.

"Your Highness, what are you talking about? You didn't wear makeup before. Why did you use those dirty gouache to cover up your beautiful face? No, I can't do this kind of thing."

"Pretend, no, it's impossible, even if you wear the most humble maid outfit, you can't hide your noble temperament and your natural beauty. All your disguises are in vain, Your Royal Highness, so you don't need it at all. Pretend because it's useless."

"No, no, no, queen, no matter what reason you have, I won't do it. Even for a while, I can't bear the disappearance of the most beautiful person in the world. Queen, you are my spiritual belief, and your reflection is in my heart." The face in my heart is so beautiful, why..."

"You're enough." Jupiter almost rolled his eyes directly. This mirror is free from appraisal. There is definitely something wrong with it. A girl in middle school and a magic mirror with a mental disorder. It turns out that the story of killing people for the sake of appearance in the Snow White story is really exist.

After a lecture, the confused Jupiter was definitely rejected by the clown in a serious and righteous manner. No matter what he said, the clown just didn't cooperate, so Jupiter had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​makeup.

In the end, I had to wear a slightly tighter dress on the inside. In order to distinguish it from the wizard that day, I put on a pure black cloak outside this time. The wide hat still covered my entire head, hanging slightly No one can see that the most beautiful person in the world is hidden under the loose clothes.

The author has something to say: Pretend this is an update at night~

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