Hollywood Rhapsody

There are no [-]% good people in this world. Even a superman who wears underpants and serves the people has selfishness, not to mention the policemen who are also ordinary people. Compared with ordinary people, they only have one more police badge.Therefore, Sarah never expected that these policemen who suddenly appeared in front of her would protect her for free.On the contrary, it is more reasonable to put forward some conditions of mutual benefit and mutual assistance to him.

"Sorry, although I'm used to living under flashing lights, I don't want to have cameras installed in my home." After listening to the police's request, Sarah was not surprised, but she didn't think the Her own door will increase her sense of security.

"In fact, we originally hoped that you would cooperate...as a bait...to lure two wanted criminals into the bait." The sheriff who was rejected struggled to say another plan. On the one hand, standing in front of him was his long-favorite Movie star, but on the other hand, Sarah is an important bait candidate for him to capture the wanted criminal.If he could choose, he would not hesitate to become the idol's 24-hour personal bodyguard, but now, he is asking the other party to risk himself, looking at Sarah's brow near him, he will always feel a strong sense of guilt in his heart.This conflicted mood was also evident on his face. . .

"So, do I need to choose between 2 and 1 now? Either, I agree with the police to install a camera in my home for 24 hours to monitor, or I cooperate with you and put myself in danger, hoping that the two wanted criminals are killing me. Before the actual harm, was you arrested and brought to justice?" Sarah said, spreading her hands to make a look of embarrassment and regret, "But, what should I do if I don't want to choose both?"

Looking across the faces of the many policemen in front of her, Sarah pouted like a little girl who got a hollow gift bag, and whispered in a voice that everyone could hear, "I just said how could there be So many people took the initiative to protect me? It turned out that they wanted me to be the big meat worm on the hook."

"Ahem...you are much more beautiful than meat worms!" Sergeant Johnson corrected with a smile, then patted his colleague on the shoulder, and explained to Sarah, "We also heard that there will be a lot of media and reporters today. The chaos gave the criminals an opportunity to take advantage of, so we deliberately brought a team of people to support. Believe me, dear Sarah, it is definitely an honor for us to be the temporary bodyguard of the legendary Oscar actress."

"You mean, is it possible that the two wanted criminals are at the airport right now? How is this possible! They just escaped successfully, shouldn't they hide?" Janet, who had just recovered his calm, now Can't help but get nervous.

Even Sarah felt that this possibility was very small. Since those two guys were able to successfully escape from prison, it meant that their brains must not be stupid, and how could a person with brains expose himself to such a densely populated place at such a critical time!

"Normal people don't know, but two lunatics who are willing to break out of prison just to meet their idols, probably can do anything crazy." Johnson said, raised his wrist to look at the time, and winked at Sarah, "My companion It should be ready, how many people in Los Angeles dream of performing on the same stage with the Oscar winner?"

"What?" Sarah blinked in confusion, but before she got an answer, the door of the meeting room was knocked, and then four or five blonde girls in the same dress came in.

"Wow even…"

"This is the plan..."

"My God, is it a realistic version of a top-secret escape..."

I originally thought that after rejecting the two proposals from the police, the two parties would part ways. How could I have imagined that such an unexpected easter egg would pop up when the ending song was ready. Who doesn't know the double in Hollywood? Existence, however, who has enjoyed the high-standard treatment provided by the police as a double?

"Walking out of the movie and stepping into reality, I had the illusion that I was playing Mr. and Mrs. Smith, although I knew that we were not secret agents carrying out missions, but were just catching wanted criminals..." Janet whispered next to Ada, Previously, she had complained to the police because the police asked Sarah to take risks, but now she felt that the chubby Sergeant Johnson in front of her looked so cute, "So they planned it long ago? Even if we don't participate, They will also use this method to lure those two criminals into the bait."

"But even so, Sarah may still be in danger." Johnson heard the little girl's muttering, and he couldn't help smiling when he was recognized, but he still didn't forget to remind Sarah to be careful, "As your movie fan, I am somewhat familiar with the staff around you, so I hope to get the support of your team, with the help of your assistant, the makeup artist."

"They...you want my team members to go with them?" Sarah looked away from the avatars who imitated herself, although this time Johnson didn't ask her to take risks, "but in this way, Jane Wouldn't Nite and the others be in danger, in case, I mean in case, those two wanted criminals really took the bait, and you failed to catch them in time..."

"It's okay, Janet will not be in danger! Because there is me!" This time, it was Leonardo who interrupted his fiancée's worry. He asked in a joking tone, "Who do you think is the person who should appear by your side the most? Shouldn't it be your fiancé? Don't worry, I'm here for everything. If I were those two criminals, I would definitely know what happened in Di Mrs. Caprio is the real Mrs. DiCaprio."

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"Really? Are you sure it's this time? Why haven't they come out yet? Could it be that they have successfully left the airport?" The paparazzi were still waiting at the airport for a long time, their necks stretched two centimeters in anticipation, and they didn't see Sarah. And Leonardo, a good-looking couple, appeared in the field of vision.

"Could it be that the news is wrong?" A reporter was impatient with waiting, but after looking around and seeing a few colleagues, he still chose to keep watching, "You can see from the reports over the past month. Celebrity couples are getting more and more skilled at avoiding paparazzi, God bless, we won't see two headless men at the airport in a while..."

"Oh, damn it! Shut your crow's mouth and look ahead!" The speed at which the most professional paparazzi presses the shutter is comparable to the speed at which a sharpshooter pulls the trigger, and it is this professionalism that races against time that allows him to capture .The whole process of the famous Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio retracting his head into his collar.

"It's really headless, damn it, photos without showing their faces can't be sold for a good price!" The prophecy came true and did not bring the paparazzi the slightest joy. , I don't know if I hate my crow's mouth, or I have a deep resentment towards those two headless men.

At this moment, their phone rang, and when they got through, there was an excited voice from a colleague, and the partner next to them could hear clearly without using the speakerphone: "Come on! We're blocking you! Sarah Wearing a hat and sunglasses, the collar is also turned up very high, so you can't take a picture of your face at all. But her little assistant, the little girl named Janet, is on the side..."

"How is it possible? Sarah is obviously here, and I have taken several photos!" But looking at the two headless men in front of her, she said this with a little guilt.

"Ha! I see, you deliberately divided up the army to confuse us!" Although I really wanted to complain about the lack of cooperation of the superstar couple, but I don't know if there is a tendency to be masochistic, and the old guys couldn't help but get excited , There is a thrill of fighting guerrilla on the battlefield in person.

"This is a provocation! A bare-naked provocation!" When it was discovered that Ada and Old Michael were also accompanied by a person suspected of Sarah, the media workers were completely angered.Of course, it is not so much that they are angry as that they are aroused to be fiercely competitive.

"Paparazzi and celebrities are an endless chasing battle, hehe, no matter what tricks these celebrities play, they are not caught by us in the end?" The senior old paparazzi looked at the photos he had captured before, and he was triumphant He showed off to the novice beside him, "Look, did you see that! These three photos were snapped before Leonardo put on his head, look, is it him?"

"But even if it's Leonardo DiCaprio, how can you be sure that the person next to you is the goddess Sarah?" The novice looked suspicious, "I am a loyal follower of the goddess Sarah, she I can describe her beautiful body with my eyes closed, this woman... um... the proportions are very similar, but she is obviously a lot fatter..."

"Stupid! A person's figure can change, just like when Sarah was filming "Hope", her appearance after gaining weight may not even be recognized by her son!" Glancing at the bearded face of the other party, he revealed the real mystery, "Look at Sarah's finger, that is the engagement ring that appeared at the Oscars ceremony. If you are really a fan of Sarah's movie, you can't admit it wrong, right? You already have a fiancé , and a ring, this woman must be Sarah! That’s right! Sarah and Leonardo are at the moment when they are inseparable, so of course they have to go together! Stupid! You still have a lot to learn!”

"Ring..." The newcomer touched the thick beard on his face, squinted his eyes at the ring on the finger of the headless "Sarah" in front of him, and then opened his mouth to reveal a somewhat exaggerated smile.The next second, his head was slapped mercilessly by the old paparazzi, "Why are you still standing there! You can drool over a woman without a head, how hungry and thirsty you are!"

"Hey, I'm only greedy for this one~~" The newcomer obediently raised the camera while licking his chapped lips, like a beast that has been hungry for too long and eager to eat.

Seeing this move, the old paparazzi shook his head again and again: "Looking at the way you hold the camera, you can tell that you are an amateur! You must be doing this for star chasing again, right?"

There is a huge flow of people at the airport, and the two people with their heads tucked into their collars are indeed some performance art, attracting the attention of travelers in a hurry. The strobe realizes instantly - star!Big star!

"Leonardo! Head! Head! Show off your handsome head!" A paparazzi shouted, and countless people immediately commotion.

Airport security also stepped up their vigilance, trying to stop enthusiastic paparazzi and fans.

"Sarah! Sarah~! Beautiful Sarah~~ Do you have the heart to let fans see the bare collar?"

"..." The authentic Sarah, who was sitting in a corner of the airport cafe, looked at the lively star-chasing scene in the distance and couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to the besieged fiancé and double number one.

"Let's go! Attention has been completely attracted, we can start when they get in the car." Johnson, who was sitting across from him, was still scanning the surroundings while talking, looking for the figure of the wanted criminal. His eyes widened suddenly, but he frowned and looked at it for a while. The sheriff still looked away resentfully, "I probably misread..."

"Do you think it's really possible for those two fugitives to appear in the presence of so many people?" Sarah still expressed doubts about the police's judgment, and there was a big fight, but the two probably never came to the airport!

"Perhaps the more dangerous place is the safer place. Isn't the chaos at the scene more suitable for them to hide? I remember that in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", there is also a scene where you detonate a bomb and escape while taking advantage of the chaos?" Johnson said Standing up, she signaled to Sarah that she was ready to "retreat", "These two criminals are very arrogant, and the crimes they have committed have indeed proved that they are somewhat capable. I know where we caught these two guys in the first place." Is it?"

"Where?" Sarah was aroused by Johnson's mysterious expression, and guessed somewhat uncertainly, "It can't be... it can't be at the airport, right?"

"No, but it's more challenging than the airport." Johnson shook his head, and only revealed the truth after he and his colleagues escorted Sarah into the car, "We caught them in Beverly Hills when they got into Hugh Hay Funer's bikini party..."

"Hugh Hefner? You mean the founder of "Playboy"? The one who lives in Beverly Hills?" Sarah understood why Johnson's expression was so mysterious this time. It is famous, not that there are many policemen here, but that there are too many rich people here.Many superstars and rich people have more than hundreds of bodyguards, and the houses have been professionally designed to keep little thieves out of the door. Therefore, it really takes some skill and courage to commit crimes here.

"Hugh Hefner's parties have always been famous for being full of beautiful women, and we shot one of the three gangs to death outside his mansion that night. After capturing the other two, we found them nearby. Killed two victims, one of them managed to save his life even though his face was destroyed, and the other... is the one you saw in the photo of the victim before... ahem... the one with the nipple bitten off..."

"So, you think they will sneak into Beverly Hills again and hide in my apartment?" Sarah frowned tightly. At this time, she had already left the airport safely. The destination was the mansion in Beverly Hills.

And Leonardo's car has driven farther, behind him are followed by two paparazzi cars, and in front of him is also a month-long...love nest...

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