Hollywood Rhapsody

Sarah and Leonardo took the husband and wife team "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" around the world to promote it. The local movie fans counted the days on their fingers, like chicks waiting to be fed and starved to death. Every day, they wanted to get more news about their idols. Some fans He even said that if Sarah and Leonardo don't return, they will starve to death in despair and pain!

And in such anticipation, the two international superstars finally ended their month-long journey and boarded the return route.And before they arrived in person, the public relations team had already arranged the outpost publicity in high spirits. The team members were as excited as if the awards season was about to come. Shareholders are also looking forward to inexplicable, brand-new public relations methods, brand-new publicity models, not to mention another peak of popularity that the two superstars are about to usher in.It is no exaggeration to say that everyone in the public relations team is gearing up for a big fight after the two bosses come back.

In fact, the public relations team was so viciously preparing for the battle, and it was also due to Leonardo's sudden marriage proposal that the public relations team couldn't catch up. The big event of the Oscar Awards Ceremony almost made the team stuff their mouths with quick-acting heart-saving pills.Therefore, the public relations manager Dawn, as if he was wary of the bad kids in the family, had a long talk with the two big stars, and got to the bottom of Sarah and Leonardo's next arrangements. The record is clear, and I wish I could inquire about the frequency of their sex life, so as to prepare for the big news of Sarah's pregnancy at any time.This thoughtfulness and thoughtfulness can be called a model in the field of public relations in Hollywood!

So, when Sarah and Leonardo enjoyed an intoxicating aerial romance on their private jet, their names had once again made headlines in the entertainment sector in their home country.

A month ago, the interaction between Leonardo and Sarah on the social network had set off a wave of Internet craze. Leonardo's sentence, "Someone reminded me that Miss Stern is too fierce, but... I like it!" This made "but, I like it" the most frequently used Internet buzzword in a month.Nowadays, movie fans who are hungry and waiting for their idol’s honeymoon to come back habitually scroll through their social homepages, thinking they are dazzled for a moment: “What! Look! Leonardo’s updated personal homepage!”

"I read it wrong, isn't this the same sentence as 'but, I like'! I have been reading this sentence for a month...wait, this photo..." Due to the problem of internet speed, the picture has passed for a few seconds It was just refreshed, and immediately the fan's eyes widened, and the words in his mouth stopped abruptly. He even rubbed his own eyes, and confirmed again and again that the woman in the strange red dress in the photo...is really... Sarah!He was thinking of the goddess whom he had not seen for a long time, Sarah Stern!

"Sarah is so beautiful! What kind of dress is this? Or this weird hairstyle, although it looks a bit strange, but...it's quite unique." Most Americans don't know what Sarah is wearing, but it's like this The current Sarah is still beautiful and charming, and has a different kind of attractiveness.As a result, movie fans who fell under the skirt of the goddess all of a sudden became curious babies, leaving countless messages in Leonardo's new state, discussing the "outlandish costume" on Sarah in this photo.

Fortunately, there are also many Chinese users on social networks. Chinese fans of Sarah and Leonardo immediately erupted to answer questions proudly. Don’t look at the two idols who have traveled to so many countries, but wearing traditional dresses for photos in China It is the only one, how can it not make people proud!This fan even generously shared a group photo from the domestic fan club at the airport. The greedy fans in the United States are drooling. The gods and goddesses travel around the world for a month, and they are miserable and hungry for a month. My stomach is flat and my heart is suffering!He even took a photo with the fans over there, obviously our local babies don't have this honor!So there are quite a few people who secretly plan to run to the airport to meet gods and goddesses.

Because this photo shared from the other side of the ocean, coupled with Leonardo's sentence "Although it is not a wedding dress, but... I like it!" The Oriental wedding dress worn by Sarah, and even the red wall in the background of Sarah's photo Jinwa's Forbidden City has attracted the attention of many movie fans. Some girls who are planning to get married have even asked for a set of the same style. I heard that this red dress is worn by oriental brides?I heard that wearing it and getting married can lead to a lifetime of happiness?Although you can tell that it is just a beautiful meaning of traditional culture, but you can't help it that it is a dress worn by a goddess!Even if it is a fancy dress, there are many fans who are happy to follow suit.There is also the ancient palace that is said to have hundreds of years of history and where the Chinese emperor lived, it seems to be worth a visit too!

I have to say that the power of idols is so immeasurable, because of a photo of Leonardo, I don’t know how many movie fans have put China on the travel list, but it’s a pity that Sarah’s wedding dress is not something that ordinary people can wear. Yes, afterward some movie fans really got a set, and they wore it but it was neither fish nor fowl, and it was not as beautiful as Sarah, but it was an afterthought.At this moment, more movie fans turned their attention to Sarah's homepage, hoping that after the male god made a move, Sarah would also make a fuss.With such expectations, some movie fans took the lead in clicking on Sarah's homepage. Seeing that the homepage was quiet, they refreshed and refreshed without giving up. As a result...

"There's really something new! Look, it's just a short video!" Some fans laughed out loud in surprise. This kind of happiness of "I wanted the goddess to say a few words, but the goddess just gave me a loving hug" really made everyone hungry. Lulu's baby is bubbling with happiness.After rubbing their hands, they turned on the video link expectantly and excitedly, but what came into view made everyone dumbfounded on the spot. Where is the beauty that was promised?What about the goddess?The drool licking the screen is ready, just let me watch this... I don't know what kind of weird thing it is!

The strange bronze-colored cooking utensils are in the mist of water vapor, and the hot soup is bubbling and bubbling, half of which is attractive red, with clearly visible red peppers rolling in it, like little red fishes swimming freely , while the other half is a light milky soup, with mushrooms and other seasonings occasionally emerging from the soup.What's this?

For most Americans who eat hamburgers, steaks, and French fries, hot pot is really a strange thing. Especially in 2004, Chinese culture was not as popular as it was more than ten years later. At the beginning of the video, most of the fans were confused, and some even suspected that the account of the goddess Sarah had been stolen, so they posted this unknown video.

Fortunately, this worry about account hacking was quickly dispelled by the long-lost voice from the goddess.Before anyone arrives, the voice arrives first. Sarah's sweet voice acts as the voice-over commentary of the video. She uses a very excited and pleasant tone to introduce to everyone the delicacies she over-discovered in the far east. With her introduction, the camera also changes from The weird metal pot is removed, and the juicy seasonal vegetables, fresh beef and mutton, as well as various meatballs, fish and shrimps, all seem to be unprocessed raw ingredients. Naturally, the way to eat it is to put it in the hot soup before and eat it fresh. .

"This...is it delicious?"

"The soup seems to be very fragrant, and there are a lot of things in it."

“The ingredients are very fresh, the taste should not be bad!”

"But everyone is mixing together to fish things in the same pot, it feels very awkward~~"

"What the hell! I just noticed that Sarah used two pieces of wood... By the way, they are called chopsticks! Sarah is so proficient with chopsticks!"

"The tofu looks very fresh and tender, white and tender. It looks very delicious when paired with a small bowl of sauce. It's very enjoyable to watch Leon eat it!"

"What do you know! That's cooked by Sarah, it's love, the taste of love! Oh~~ I want to eat the goddess's tofu too~~~~"

The video is very short, only less than 2 minutes, but it presents the food of hot pot and Sarah and his team's exploration of delicious food to friends on the other side of the ocean, whether it is Sarah's happy expression completely conquered by the food, or Lai. Leonardo’s enjoyment face of being thoughtfully served by his lover, or the surprise of the curious baby Janet tasted the hairy belly, and the unexpected cuteness of Ada biting the pissing beef balls, looking around at the diners who are eating and eating at the round table, Dayang The children on the other side just feel more and more hungry——

The goddess is still so beautiful, she is still so charming when she smiles, Leonardo is still so sweet, but!I haven't seen you for a long time, I really miss it, can't I just show my face and let the fans relieve the pain of lovesickness?With such a novel gourmet killer, how can you satisfy your hunger?Can that delicacy called hot pot be found in Chinatown?And the meatballs that will come out of the soup when you bite them look very Q-bomb!Although this way of eating is very strange, everyone stirs it in the same pot, but... who said that this is eaten by idols!Not to mention it looks like it might really be worth a try...

As a result, a small video of Sarah inadvertently drove the business of Chinese restaurants, and the delicacy of hot pot also became popular on the other side of the ocean.It's just that this "celebrity effect" is something to talk about. At this time, although the fans are drooling and can't help grabbing potato chips and burgers to satisfy their hunger, they still rush to tell each other in high spirits. There is no other reason. At the end of the video, Sarah, the goddess they are thinking of, puts her chin on one hand, pouts her red lips that have been "moisturized" by the red pepper, and blows a kiss while smiling and saying: "This will be my birthday in China." Last meal, when this video was uploaded, I was probably on the plane home, uh...do you miss me?"

The picture freezes on Sarah's playful smiling face blinking one eye. Who can resist this delicate kiss from Her Majesty the Queen of Hollywood?At this moment, I don’t know how many movie fans, especially male movie fans, are already grinning stupidly at the display screen, and while smiling silly, they are talking sweetly to themselves, "I think, I miss me to death!"

Needless to say, the joy of the movie fans, all parties in Hollywood did not ignore the network dynamics of the two superstars.Sarah and Leonardo are very popular in the circle, but although they have many friends, there are more people who envy and hate them. I don’t know how many people hope that Lysa and his wife can always wander overseas, and it is best never to return .Where is the honeymoon trip enough for this one month?All the celebrities haven't made a round of the headlines yet!The new movie and script have not been negotiated yet!Brand endorsements and high-priced contracts can't be let go!These are fierce battles for insiders, so they naturally hope to fight hard while their biggest rival is on vacation.

So, unlike the cheering joy of movie fans, how many starry gods and goddesses secretly covered their hearts on this day, and couldn't help but feel angina when they looked at the pictures of Sarah winking playfully in the newspaper.

The bosses of several studios also looked at the latest box office statistics with different moods. Among them, Pixar was in the worst mood. Last year's "Finding Nemo" made the whole Hollywood give it a thumbs up. In just eight days The box office broke through the 3.4 million mark within a short period of time, and the final 3.29 million North American box office broke the highest box office record in the history of [-] million animations held by "The Lion King" for many years, and won the highest-grossing animation in the history of the United States.It is also such a good result that gave Disney and Pixar the confidence to fight against the Lysa couple.

"The types of movies are different, one is an animation, the other is a live-action movie, and the target audience is different. With such a different market positioning, the competition should naturally be smaller, so...so...we are not worried at the beginning of the filming..."" The Incredibles was originally recognized as the most favorable competitor of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but at this time, the publicity staff of Pixar and Disney couldn’t continue talking. There was no other reason. ending.

The publicity and distribution team was very upset, especially when they saw a lot of moviegoers who used to be in their own homes, but they organized groups to report to "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". The kid yelled—"What are you watching at such a young age! Like Sarah? Want to see Sarah? But Sarah is Leonardo's rarity! You can only watch and see if Sarah and other men like Xiu En!"

In such a contrast, it is much wiser to deliberately avoid the edge of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and choose to postpone the release of "Shrek 2". Although "Mrs. Smith" has not yet been released, the limelight has passed after all. Shrek the green monster is invincible in the movie market in May, earning a lot more money than "The Incredibles". In this round, DreamWorks VS Pixar wins!

Even though it made a lot of money, "Shrek 2" has shuddered a few times in the past two days. Looking at the box office report, I really want to squeeze in a cold sweat!Who would have thought that the box office performance of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" would show signs of recovery again one month after the release due to the return of the two leading actors!Although everyone knows that such a rise in the box office is bound to be short-lived, it is only because of Sarah and Leonardo's super popularity and the longing for fans accumulated after a month away from Hollywood that the box office will rebound again, but it is only this small The recovery of the film has already made many producers vigilant. The total box office market is so big. One more bite of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" will inevitably mean that some people may not be full.

Nearly 4 million box office in North America is not enough? Where will the box office journey of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" go?At this moment, I don't know how many people are chanting the names of Sarah and Leonardo, or sighing, or jealous, or gnashing their teeth!

"Mr. and Mrs. Smith" is not an art film with a good reputation, and even has many flaws. It is definitely not perfect. It is just the most common and vulgar popcorn movie that uses handsome faces, explosive special effects, and clichéd stories. Wrong, for professionals who have been immersed in Hollywood for several years or even decades, the story of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" is definitely familiar to them.But they are already in the top three of this year's box office rankings, and even the champion.

jealous!jealous!In addition to jealousy or jealousy!

Not to mention others, even Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt couldn't help being speechless when they saw the latest box office report. The North American box office was 4 million, and the overseas box office also shot up like a stimulant. To as much as 4 million.But judging from the current momentum, there will be big news about the two leading actors in the future! Isn't the 10 billion mark already close at hand?

"A popcorn movie like "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" breaks through the 10 billion box office mark?" Jennifer Aniston glanced at her husband, hesitated for a while before opening her mouth in a low voice, "Honey, if it's you acting, if it's taking over How about this movie?"

"Oh...forget it! You don't need to try to comfort me, because I know very well that not everyone can earn this box office. To be honest, who wouldn't envy the achievement of 10 billion? But, if I If the role was not given to Leonardo, the movie would not be "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" today. What is the biggest selling point of this movie? Is it explosive? Is it a wonderful story? Or is there any profound philosophy of life? No No, no, everyone knows that the reason why this movie is so popular is because it has another name - "The DiCaprios"!" Brad Pitt shook his head and smiled.

He hugged his secretly relieved wife into his arms, and muttered in a low voice: "Instead of staring at their "Mr. For couples who attract money to come in as guest stars, they can get some good luck more or less. They don’t ask for as much as 10 billion. With the small budget of "The Time Traveler's Wife", the world can earn back 5 million. I'm afraid I can dream of it. Woke up laughing."

"It's not that easy to make a film. My dear, you have to worry about the film. As for me... Sarah will be back in two days, right? What should I buy for the wedding gift? The two of them have everything , I really don’t know what to give.” Jennifer Aniston frowned lightly, thinking about what to give to the famous actress who would be both thoughtful and unconventional, thinking of the two guys who were probably on the plane , Jennifer couldn't help but think of the few phone calls she received in the morning, and couldn't help but grabbed her husband's hand and laughed, "Those paparazzi and the media also put in their best effort, and they actually called the Here I am! God knows whether they have any plans to hold a wedding, maybe they have already quietly registered for a late marriage somewhere! As for the rumored wedding of the century? Heh~~ I don’t think Sarah would like that kind of high-profile ceremony. "

"Not necessarily, maybe Leonardo likes it! After all, the person who proposed in front of hundreds of millions of viewers during the Oscars live broadcast is not a low-key guy." Brad Pitt reminded his wife while chuckling Although several months have passed, Leonardo's "first kneeling in the century" in front of the Oscar stage is still fresh in his memory, as well as the exclamation of surprise that echoed throughout the theater that night.As a man, he might be able to understand Leonardo's approach. With a woman as dazzling as Sarah, it is absolutely human to show off, especially when there is a rich man who is coveting and coveting. The practice of declaring ownership in front of the world becomes more and more necessary.Thinking of this, Brad Pitt murmured as if talking to himself, "That guy named Ian Mellon has been in Hollywood recently, right? You said that when Leonardo comes back, will he be there?" How about showing off in front of a young master Mellon? If it were me, I would definitely be impatient!"

It has to be said that Brad Pitt's analysis of his peers, same-sex and friends is somewhat thorough. If he could hear the conversation at an altitude of [-] feet at this time, he would be proud of his wit. Like it.

"Why not, my dear, it's just like this once in a lifetime, I wish the whole world would bless us together, don't you... don't you want to?" The man's voice was a little hoarse, and there was a little imperceptible pathetic in the gentleness , like a big cat acting coquettishly on purpose, the intention is so obvious that people can see through it at a glance, but it is rubbed against its soft paws and fur, and can't bear to push it away, so it can only let it have fun on itself.

In fact, Sarah really wanted to slap the man on her body away. Everyone said that men are very contradictory animals. It is also like a cub waiting to be fed, lying softly in your palm, acting coquettishly and obediently, without any psychological burden at all.Just like Mr. DiCaprio now——

Obviously a second ago, he was galloping over her with great pomp, as if a majestic general with a golden sword in Malaysia wanted to fight her for 300 rounds.At this moment, I can lean on her side in a blink of an eye, rubbing her slightly sweaty hair against her neck, and discussing with her about the wedding arrangements after returning to China with a bit of pleading: "I think when you are at the airport in China, What you said is very reasonable. There are so many movie fans all over the world...their feelings for us are precious, and we should cherish them and take them seriously. Look at them when we take the movie to promote Excited smiles that can even be called happiness, you don’t need to think about it, they must very much hope to witness our happy moment with their own eyes. My dear, what do you think? Do you have the heart to let them down?"

"But we obviously didn't say that before..." Sarah lay on the soft and comfortable mattress of the private jet, rolled her eyes at the chandelier above, and at the same time, angrily pushed the familiar way to her chest As soon as the big head was pushed away, there was really an illusion of being spoiled by a big dog rascal.

As God bears witness, they had already discussed it before, keeping everything simple and low-key.But now?This rambunctious ghost seems to have completely forgotten about it after a night of sleep. He insists on holding a grand wedding of the century, but this reason is high-sounding, and the pretense is that friends and fans all over the world will celebrate them?Wouldn't it be disappointing the fans if we don't make a big show?Sarah couldn't laugh or cry when she heard this, but she had to admit that there was some truth in it. Tsk, I don't know when Mr. DiCaprio of her family activated the "Big Fudge" skill.

Sarah suppressed a smile and frowned again, put her fingers to her lips and tapped twice, then simply bit her fingertips lightly with her teeth, as if it was more difficult than making a major business decision.When the big DiCaprio dog that was pushed away by herself came back giggling, she curled her lips, hooked the other's neck and asked, "But...time may not allow it? My dear, can you Don't forget the full itinerary that will be arranged after returning home. The film celebration banquet and company affairs are all overwhelming! I bet Harvey, Michael and Ian have already sorted out the thick folders I’ve been holding it in for a month! As soon as the plane lands, they’ll be able to put the pen into your hands... Hey... Not to mention the crew of "Blood Diamond" that you have already prepared, the director is already waiting in South Africa Got it... um...don't kiss, let me finish... um... Mister DiCaprio, the kissing maniac, are you going to arrange the wedding in South Africa?"

The author has something to say: report to everyone.

On the weekend, I was brought by my mother to visit a Daxianer. . . . . .

Da Xian'er said that I have no future... The future is so dark that he can't see anything.

Then he said that my health has been poor since I was a child, and I am prone to attract unclean things. This time I got sick because I ran into a ghost. ,

If it's just these things, the stupid author won't believe it, because he has read a lot of novels, but the stupid author is very surprised, and even let his mother reveal an incident when he was a child, saying that I was born in Shanxi , the specific place is not very familiar because I have never lived there, it seems to be Linfen.There is a custom in the place where you were born, to invite gods on the 12th day. . . . . . . , Thank you for sending the child away, and the author had a high fever on the very day.

I have always known that when I was young, I had a newborn with high fever, severe pneumonia, and almost died. Since then, my physical fitness has been particularly poor, but this is the first time I have heard that there is such a thing as inviting a god. .

Speaking of it, the stupid author has experienced several things since he was a child, and he doesn't know whether it is real or his own hallucination.

Grandma passed away early, and even my mother had never seen her. As a result, once I forgot the exact time. Anyway, when I was very young, I dreamed that there was a fairly young woman with two combs. Big braids, other features forgot.Said she was my grandma, came to see me, and then I told my mother, and after seeing the photo of my grandma, I realized that it was really my grandma.

There is also a particularly scary thing, that is, in the third year of junior high school, um, I don't know if it is because I am under too much pressure from studying, or because of some other reason?At that time, my bedroom was in the shade, with a double bed. I always woke up in the middle of the night, and then felt that there was a man lying beside me. When I looked at him, he grinned at me with wide eyes and showed his teeth. The kind of hey smile.Later, after the exams in the third year of junior high school, I went to a boarding high school, and when I returned home, my mother moved. . .Once in two or three years, when we talked about this matter, my mother said that someone died in the six months downstairs, and it seemed that more than one person died in that family.I didn't go into details, so I don't know how he died.My mother didn't say it at the time because she was afraid of scaring me, but it took a long time to tell me.

Then, when I was a boarding school in high school, I didn’t go home on a weekend. At that time, there were not many people staying in that school in a corridor. I went to sleep in another dormitory, but I woke up in the middle of the night and found myself in my own dormitory.When I left, the little sisters in that dormitory didn't know.Didn't I wake up in the middle of the night, and then I woke up because the sound of knocking on the door woke me up, the sound of knocking on the door was really clear, and it became more and more urgent.I was terribly frightened in bed. At that time, I didn’t know what was going on, but I thought of the man who was on my bed in the third grade of junior high school. I thought in my heart, I forgot what it was, probably The meaning is, if you are that person, then you are a ghost, then you have the ability to light up the lights in my current dormitory!Later, I was so frightened that I waited for the light to turn on under the quilt, but the light did not turn on, so I thought I must be scaring myself!After that, I have no memory, probably fell asleep, and the knock on the door also stopped unconsciously.

I don't know if it really happened or if I dreamed about it, so I didn't take it seriously. .

Because this incident was a little irritating, so I said so much without knowing it, and I can share it with you, please comfort, be bold,

If you have had a similar thing, you can also tell me to help the stupid author.

I didn't believe it before, but after I got sick, I tried it in various hospitals, including Peking University Third Hospital, People's Hospital, and Chaoyang Hospital, so I tried this as a dead horse as a living doctor.As a result, people said that my body is very weak, and it is easy to get unclean things. I will pay attention to it in the future. The first thing I do when I go home every day is to look in the mirror.Or take a glass of clear water and stay in front of the clear water for a while. To be honest, I am a little scared, so I want to tell everyone that I really want to be bold.

Life is not easy, but people are not easy!