Hollywood Rhapsody

"Say! Who are you!" Sarah Da. The strength on her legs increased a little bit, and she frowned coldly at the man who was restrained by her, her eyes flashed with a dangerous cold light, she had played a female killer before, and she was angry The field was fully opened, and Leonardo, who was caught off guard and knocked down, was shocked in an instant.

But Leonardo was still denying it when he was about to die. He had bargaining chips. This body is real!

Dazed for a moment, Leonardo was thinking in his mind, where did he say something wrong! ?

Matt Damon?

ian?

Just these two questions instantly recognized him?Could it be that these two men and the cheap wife...

have!evil!Affection!

It has to be said that Leonardo's mind is not filled with mud, and it took almost a few seconds to figure out where the joints are.

He pursed his lips as much as possible to make himself look innocent and innocent, and he stopped struggling while lying on the ground, instead, he groped his thigh with his big hand recklessly, his movements were gentle as if he was loving. My dear lover, the soft, smooth and delicate touch of his fingers is simply addictive to him. If it wasn't for the fact that the danger is still not lifted at this moment, he will definitely have more interest in serving these beautiful legs...

He looked at Sarah's eyes dripping tenderly and affectionately. The water came, and he maintained eye contact for two seconds. Seeing that Sarah's pretended fierce eyes seemed to loosen, he sighed helplessly: "They ...Although I don't want to meet them, since you invited me, I certainly won't say no to them...Darling, for me, your happiness is the most important thing..."

"..." Sarah's beautiful blue eyes widened unconsciously when she heard the words. She never thought that her sudden attack would be to send her thighs up to eat tofu!She didn't even think that the man in front of her was about to die, and she still wanted to fool around. Was it the man she thought of?I really love acting in this whole show!

Leonardo observed the situation, his big hands were still stroking Mei.'s legs, and gently explored all the way up, but he restrained himself from eating the tofu too hard, and stopped at the hem of the white shirt.

What is a master of love?Even if there are thousands of troops ahead, you must first tease the girl!How can you not eat the tofu delivered to your mouth?

He patted Sarah's lap pamperingly as if comforting his beloved pet: "Honey, isn't our taste a bit heavy today? Something is not going your way at work? Tell me... Cough cough, it’s really nothing to play cards with Matt Damon, I don’t mind what happened in the past..."

"What about Ian?" She looked at the handsome face of her husband in front of her, and at the wolf claws hovering on her thigh, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she decided to make a final test.

"Ian..." Leonardo pondered, he didn't know this person at all, okay?But seeing the squinted eyes of his cheap wife, he knew that hesitating would be fruitless.Gritting his teeth, his face was gentle and tolerant, and he patted Mei.'s leg before smiling, "There is no need to wrong the child in the matter between us. Since his son likes us, let the little guy come here once. Just let Noah entertain."

"Let Noah... go entertain Ian's son? Can he do it?" Sarah frowned lightly, and then narrowed her eyes indistinctly. Her son is not Monkey King, so he doesn't know how to perform sex skills, okay?Ian is still unmarried, where does he have a son?Only this point, the one in front of me must be a fake!Sarah was amused, watching the man in front of her enjoy his performance with great interest, commenting in her heart from time to time, it really wouldn't work without her training and teaching, the acting skills are too exaggerated!

Now that she was certain of the enemy's situation, Sarah didn't turn her face immediately, but instead acted as if she was worried about her son.Her thighs loosened a little, she gave the man a look with a smile, and then slapped her restless big hands away from her legs angrily, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth, and her eyes warmed up from the cold winter, as if she was losing her temper My little wife has been coaxed by her husband, and now she is in a good mood to discuss her son's social skills with her husband. Noah is still very naughty, and Noah can't even take care of himself well...

Transforming from a violent woman to a gentle and virtuous wife, the Oscar queen said that this is a small case!

It's just that she wants to change to a more comfortable position to torture the man in front of her. Scissor legs are a pervert. The wolf is really at a disadvantage. Scratching her claws, this body should belong to her husband, right?Although the scar on the arm is very shallow, it is clearly visible... Thinking about it this way, the nausea of ​​being eaten tofu is much less, but it is still very responsive!Hey, it's a pity that this man's soul can't be drawn out to hang him!

Being able to react to the crux of the problem in such a short period of time, being able to treat her tenderly and spoil her acting skills, and having a special liking for the Victoria's Secret show on TV, Sarah has already become fond of "Leonardo" who eats her own tofu. "With a very accurate positioning, but why did this happen?Wouldn't her real husband be squeezed into another "Leonardo" body?Sarah bit her lip, her mind was a little confused, and she couldn't figure out what was beyond the scope of science at the moment.

On the other side, the Oscar winner Leonardo also secretly heaved a sigh of relief, secretly complacent in his heart—huh, she is indeed a woman, and she cannot escape his sweet talk, plus this young face, which woman can beat him His charm?

With his neck free again, Leonardo breathed in the fresh air, smiled helplessly at the violent cheap wife, and continued to try to drown Sarah with gentle eyes—this woman is also the best!After the episode just now, he became more and more interested in cheap wives, and his desire to conquer almost burst through his chest, so delicious!It is much more attractive and difficult than the women he has won... Just those slender and powerful legs make people's blood spurt, thinking about how they feel around his waist, hey, it is not Knowing how foolish boys in this world get cheap wives, Yanfu is really not shallow.

The two had their own thoughts, and Sarah even thoughtfully helped Leonardo rub and pinch his shoulders and the younger generation: "I just fell off the bed, didn't I get hurt?"

Those soft little hands!Leonardo closed his eyes and enjoyed the gentleness of the Oscar queen. How could a violent woman who can knock down a grown man in minutes be so gentle?Such high-standard treatment made the man's vanity more and more satisfied. When the soft body was attached to the junior, and the little hand stroked his arm, Leonardo had already started to imagine in his mind that he would be fragrant later. The scene is over.

then……

A hand left him, and the sound of the bedside table being pulled away sounded behind him. Just as he was about to turn his head with lingering fear, his wet and hot little tongue licked the man's earlobe, and the sexy voice seemed to be blowing in his ear It sounded hoarsely: "Hey, wait a minute..."

The sensory stimulation is like an electric current, spreading all the way along the spine to the whole body...

then……

then……

There's no after that!

Rear energy!The current is too strong!The moment Leonardo realized he was being electrocuted, he actually yelled "WTF!"

Who can tell him why an actress who has been in Hollywood not only uses scissor legs as a big killer, but also takes out such dangerous items as electric prods from the bedroom?How many flavors do you have in this world? Should the scale of SM be so big?

Leonardo was really scared this time. He hoped in his heart that he could be stunned and go back to the original world directly. However, the electric shock baton seemed to be insufficient. Stiff, numb and painful, unable to move at all, but did not faint.For a moment, he even suspected that the woman wanted to drive his soul out of this body, because the feeling of being electrocuted was really hard, and he had the illusion that his soul was about to leave his body.

Fortunately, this time he didn't fall on the hard, bang, bang ground, but fell on the bed at a slant, and even bounced twice on the soft big bed, and then the nasty woman bowed down. Get down, look at him leisurely with the pampering expression he used just now, and gently pat his face full of love and pampering, the crackling sound spread into his humming In my ears, it was extremely sarcastic.

"Are you? Leonardo DiCaprio? What era are you from?" Sarah held the shiny handcuffs in her hands, shaking them in front of Leonardo, still wearing the handcuffs that Leonardo saw Laughing wickedly, there was only a click, and Leonardo was numb from the electric shock. Just as he regained some consciousness, his hands were handcuffed to the bedpost behind him.

It's just that at this time he didn't have the time to worry about why the bedroom had prepared electric shock batons and handcuffs. He was completely shocked by this woman's question. Yes, of course he was Leonardo DiCaprio, but listen to the question just now What are you asking?From what era!

"You, you, you, you know all about it?" Leonardo's eyes widened in disbelief, as if he had seen hell, his tongue was in knots, and he stammered as he looked at the delicate face in front of him. He thought how beautiful it was before. How terrible it feels now.

"You can continue to play dumb, but I advise you to be honest." Sarah bared her teeth and smiled very charmingly. She even licked her lips with her small tongue. This action looked very tempting. But Leonardo's eyes were even more frightened.He really doesn't know how to define the woman in front of him now. Anyway, it must not be a simple Hollywood actor. Even if an ordinary actor realizes that something is wrong with her husband, shouldn't the first thing that comes to her mind be that her husband has mental problems?Or suspected of being transferred?Why ask the S directly?

Could it be... His cheap wife is not a secret agent, but this woman is actually a witch?Yes, it must be a witch!

It's not that he is weak, but that the enemy is too strong!Leonardo's shoulders slumped and he stopped fighting.

"Okay, okay..." He drooped his head dejectedly, and confessed honestly, and finally he still didn't forget to call out his grievances, "Really, I absolutely did not lie. On the night I got the statuette, I woke up here I didn’t do anything, I’m also a victim!”

However, the face of the woman in front of her has been dark ever since she heard his confession. Now that she heard him screaming for grievances, her face became darker, her eyes narrowed dangerously, and the electric prod in her hand was stabbing, frightening. Leonardo immediately stopped his mouth, pursed his lips tightly, and tilted his head back, obviously it was useless, the back of his head was against the wall and he had nowhere to hide, but it seemed that by shrinking back he could stay away from the terrible electric shock Great.

He held his breath, and it took a long time before he heard the woman gritted her teeth and asked each word: "You said there are three supermodels on the bed? Undressed?"

"That's right, how can you make out without taking off your clothes... I was drunk, and I vaguely remember three...ah no...or four...ah!" Leonardo hadn't finished speaking, a current It rushed into his body domineeringly, what did he say wrong, hello?Why is the cheap wife suddenly so angry?

Fortunately, maybe it was because of the consideration of this body that there was no electricity too hard. Leonardo quickly recovered, flinched back in horror, swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously and nervously, he was afraid of disaster I didn't dare to say a word.Just as he was thinking about how this woman would torture him next, he saw the other party stand up abruptly, turn around and leave the bedroom.

gone?While staring at the door, he hurriedly tried to break free from the handcuffs. He shook his wrists like a high-speed motor, and tried to forcefully pull his hands out. However, this he-grandma turned out to be real handcuffs!Not a sex toy!Leonardo cursed in a low voice, and even looked around, wanting to see if there was something like a paper clip. Although he had never been kidnapped, he was an actor in Hollywood after all, and he had seen such scenes. Maybe he could Try to pick the lock, but he hasn't found an escape tool similar to a paperclip, and the bedroom door opens again...

When Leonardo froze, he saw the woman walking in holding a box...all kinds of famous wines.She also took the initiative to open the handcuffs for him. When she saw the red marks on his wrists, the woman narrowed her eyes and gave him a warning look. Then she held the electric shock baton coldly, like the most cold-blooded Prison guards, succinctly and concisely order - "Drink!"

It is very difficult to teach your husband to be good, but it only takes a moment to learn how to be bad. You only need to open your eyes and see three naked supermodels on the bed... Sarah thought of this, and she didn't care about the guy occupying her husband's body in front of her. Any good feelings, if he didn't leave three delicious supermodels for his man, maybe she would still treat this guest from a different time and space friendly, but now... huh!drink!Hurry up and get drunk!Get drunk wherever you come from!

"drink!"

"Keep drinking!"

"I really can't drink anymore...I'm going to the toilet!" After finishing two bottles of wine, Leonardo was so dizzy that he didn't feel afraid even looking at the electric baton, and lay on the bed while belching while dying Pigs are not afraid of boiling water, "You electrocute me! Electrocute me! You are not afraid that if I leave, your husband's body will also die of alcohol poisoning? Obviously I am also Leonardo DiCaprio ! Why don't you try to live with me for a few days? Maybe I'm more suitable for you than that little boy?"

"Suitable? Then let you use my husband's body to hook up with other supermodels?" Sarah gasped in her chest, being hit by the phrase "alcoholism", she really didn't dare to toss people to death, Just like now, she is obviously very angry at this man's rascal appearance, but she can't bear to do more violent things to this body. The electric shock baton is actually just to scare the other party. She just saw the red mark on his wrist for a while Distressed!

Sarah rubbed her forehead, just sat on the edge of the bed, and stopped urging Leonardo to drink, just thinking silently about what her good Leon is doing now?Ever fool around with those three supermodels?

……

If Leonardo knew that his relatives and wives were so worried about his cheating, he would definitely die wronged. He didn't have the heart to think about the three supermodels who were driven away by him...

At this moment, he was staring blankly at the tombstone in front of him. He didn't care if there was a flashing light. He just stood there stupidly with red eyes, as if he had fallen into despair, because the tombstone had his name engraved on his heart—— "Sarah Stern!"

The media has gone from initial astonishment to madness, big news!This is undoubtedly big news—Leonardo has been running with him for many years and finally hugged the little golden man, but the new actor did not celebrate next, but ran to a tombstone and cried bitterly, crying like an abandoned child, so wronged , so helpless, so dazed, even the paparazzi who followed him to the cemetery were moved.

To say that Leonardo has nothing to do with this girl named Sarah Stern?Absolutely a liar!But what is their relationship?There is no doubt that everyone has thought of a possibility - lovers!

But who is Sarah Stern?

Leonardo's first love?

What kind of emotional entanglement is there between them?

How did the girl die?

What!Dying in childbirth?My God, the child's father could be... This story is full of twists and turns...

There is almost no need for any guidance from the media and public opinion at all. As long as they see such a few pieces of information, everyone can instantly make up tens of thousands of words in their minds—is this girl named Sarah pregnant with Leonardo's child?They should be very in love, right?As a result, Sarah died of dystocia... And that year Leonardo became famous with "Titanic", he became popular all over the world, he had everything, but he never found his beloved lover again.This relationship has been buried in the bottom of my heart since then, until 20 years later, he won an Oscar, and he reached the pinnacle of his career. However, he was not happy after his career was successful. The first thing he did after winning the award was to Come to this tomb to mourn my former lover...

God!Do you want to be so affectionate?Do you want to be so poignant?It turns out that the man who has been lingering in the flowers and knows Victoria's Secret best also understands love?

It's just that his love has been buried under this tombstone forever along with the girl named Sarah Stern.

So, he cried like a child, what he lost was a lover who could never be found again.

Therefore, he is so playful and unrestrained in life, because his heart is dead.

No matter how successful his career is, he is still unhappy...unhappy...

unhappy?

not necessarily……

At least the real star of the new science, who fell asleep with a wine bottle and woke up to find that he was still young, a certain old Mr. DiCaprio, has gradually begun to adapt to the new environment.Especially when he pinpointed the fate of the cheap wife, knowing that this fierce-looking cheap wife was just bluffing and didn't dare to really abuse him or treat him or do anything to his body, he was completely at ease and even let himself go.

Although he still didn't dare to provoke the cheap wife, he began to discover the cuteness of the cheap wife.For example, the cheap wife was afraid that he would go out and mess around looking for women, so she deprived him of his personal freedom and took him everywhere, but as Hollywood superstars, wherever they went, there was a string of flashing lights behind their asses!So he took the opportunity to steal a sweet, holding the little hands, hugging the little waist, the cheap wife can only grit her teeth and bear it, and she has to show a sweet smile under the flashing light, like a happy little woman nourished by love, tsk!This acting skill... one second she was smiling sweetly, the next second she was able to grit her teeth and sneer at him, while pinching his waist hard!Mr. DiCaprio was gasping for breath in pain, but still held his cheap wife's little hand recklessly, and lamented that the Oscar statuettes at home really deserved their names!

Interesting!The cheap wife is still worried that he will use this body to fool around?Who knows that she herself is much more interesting than those boring supermodels!Obviously there is a woman in the family who wants to have a face, a figure and a figure, and a personality, and she can even use a statuette as a bedpost, even if you drive him out to steal food, he won't have an appetite, okay?So, it turns out that the little boy with this body is not cowardly and afraid of his wife, but because his wife feeds his appetite, right?

In addition, Mr. DiCaprio, who was taken by the cheap wife to the set to "forcibly visit the set" to show his affection, also discovered that the world is different from what he knew. He was just interested in observing the acting skills of the cheap wife , but found out that he actually knew the movie made by the cheap wife!

The original The Devil Wears Prada starring Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway?Hey, needless to say, the cheap wife must play the intern Andy, right?Leonardo thought so on the way to the set, he even gushed about the version he had seen, how well Anne Hathaway played, Meryl Streep's acting is commendable blah blah...

"By the way, who is the devil in fashion in this version of yours?" Leonardo asked curiously. He felt that Meryl Streep's role was already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and he couldn't think of another one. What would an actor do, maybe try Helen Mirren?

"The fashion devil you're talking about is the editor-in-chief Miranda who made things difficult for the interns, right?" Sarah's eyes stopped on the script, and she asked her fake husband without looking too closely.

Leonardo nodded: "Yes, Miranda...wouldn't it be Meryl Streep too?"

Sarah shook her head: "No..."

Leonardo was surprised: "Who is that?"

Sarah finally moved her eyes away from the script, raised her eyes and smiled at the fake husband: "Me!"

Leonardo was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he muttered in a low voice: "Business woman? Acting in her true colors?"

The author has something to say: As a real mother………………

Silently feel sorry for my own son standing in front of the tombstone...

Strongly despise the godson who teases his sister and eats tofu all the time!

Look at how well-behaved the stupid author is, if you talk about extras, just extras, such a rough-and-long 6000 words, darlings, please come and sleep~~~

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